Friday, September 12th 2008

Barbara Walters Is Nuts!


John McCain was on "The View" this morning and turned the joint upside down. Although, that's not hard to do. John he wants the constitution interpreted the way that it was originally written. This didn't sit well with Whoopi and she responded: ""Should I be worried about being a slave, about being returned to slavery because certain things happened in the Constitution that you had to change?" If only Cindy McCain was sitting there at the time! She would've freaked out and ran for the nearest medicine cabinet.

That's what Barbara Walters should have done instead of opening her mouth and saying, "Us white folk will take care of you!" WTF?! Is Babs cutting her Metamucil with crack again?! She sounded like Miss Millie from "The Color Purple." Seriously, Babs needs to go to her room, lock the door, put a warm towel on her head and lay down for a real long time.

Even Sherri couldn't believe this fuckery! I think Hasselcrack probably went caca in her white silk panties. Joy seemed to be the only one enjoying this shit.

Posted by: Michael K


Deb's picture

Bye Mrs. K, you're true blue! *pinching you back*

Love Anderson, Biden WILL slice and dice with his knowledge and POLICY, not personal attacks.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Another joke about McCain claiming a need to get back to what our "founding fathers" intended, is that our founding fathers were not preaching about being christian. The far right would have been fighting the founding fathers.

http://freethought.mbdojo.com/foundingfathers.html

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Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 4:37pm.

I asked because most of the people who complain about politics and how the country is in the shit hole are the people who dic not to vote in the last election. In PR we have a campaing to get people to vote that says Vote or Shut the Fuck up! ,

PS:well it does not say Shut the fuck up but it does say vote or shut up
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That is exactly what I said yesterday...

And I also said that voting in Argentina is MANDATORY. If you don't, you go to jail.

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Submitted by Deb on September 12, 2008 - 3:43pm.

*leaving thread, pinching Deb's tuchus on the way out*

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
A Yankee Doodle, do or die
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam
Born on the Fourth of July

I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart
She's my Yankee Doodle joy
Yankee Doodle came to London
Just to ride the ponies
I am the Yankee Doodle Boy
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Deb on September 12, 2008 - 6:43pm

He's going to be campaigning with Obama for a while.
Hmmm, why isn't Bush out helping?
Oh that's right, they don't talk about him, I mean, they haven't even mentioned how they'll be different from Bush.
I can't wait for the debates.
I hope Biden reads, writes and erases Palin.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 12, 2008 - 5:41pm.

Just for the record, I am an avowed capitalist, and own my own business. "Atlas Shrugged" is my favorite novel.

But things aren't as black and white as members of the right and left paint them. For instance, I'd rather my taxes go to the education of the underpriviledged, than their support or incarceration.

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Aw fuck it.
I say we build a bridge to nowhere...with a pot of gold on the other side.
whattayasay guys? are ya with me?!?!!?

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THE BLACKS ARE GONNA GO CRAZY OVER BARBRA'S COMMENT. RELAX. WHOOPI AND SHERRI HAVE MADE WHITE JOKES ON THE VIEW BEFORE. YET NO WHITES HAVE COMPLAINED.www.myspace.com/davi_tv

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Love Anderson, me too! I'd vote for him again if I could. I love Ed Rendell's comment about the Bubba years, "What did you hate most about the 90's - the peace or the prosperity?"

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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yiooooo

Sign... We aren't those people.
The only women that SHOULDNT vote are Sherri Sheppard and
Brooke Hogan!

Britney, Paris heidi montag

Uggh nevermind LOL

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Deb- Communism looks good on paper too. Maybe if Obama APPLIED one just ONE of his ideas into legislation to see if they do work, he would already have this election locked up.

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Deb on September 12, 2008 - 6:40pm

I MISS BUBBA!!!

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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I voted in the last election. I didn't vote for a Republican then, and I won't this year either.

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Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 11:37pm.
I asked because most of the people who complain about politics and how the country is in the shit hole are the people who dic not to vote in the last election. In PR we have a campaing to get people to vote that says Vote or Shut the Fuck up! ,

PS:well it does not say Shut the fuck up but it does say vote or shut up

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lol, I agree though. If you cant be arsed to take 5 mins outta your day to vote, then you have no right to piss n moan about the goverment.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on September 12, 2008 - 2:33pm.
I voted for Dick n Bush, we all make mistakes sometimes.
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I have voted in every presidential election since I became of age.
1980-John Anderson!
1984-Dukakis
1990-Bubba Clinton
1994-See above
2000-Al Gore
2004-John Kerry

Wasn't registered Democrat 'til recently, because independents can't vote in primaries.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Voting is a right and an obligation, and God help us if we lose that right.

VOTE FOR ME AND JIM!!!!!!!

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Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Did all of you guys vote in the last elections??????????????

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I vote everytime, here in England. Even the local by elections.

If my ass is called to vote, I will.

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THE NEW SINGLE!
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I asked because most of the people who complain about politics and how the country is in the shit hole are the people who dic not to vote in the last election. In PR we have a campaing to get people to vote that says Vote or Shut the Fuck up! ,

PS:well it does not say Shut the fuck up but it does say vote or shut up

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 12, 2008 - 4:30pm
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Thank you and amen, Mrs. K.
*wiping tears*

To yiooooooo...
I always vote...I would NEVER not vote.

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Woodrow Wilson and his cronies tried to persuade a psychiatrist to declare Alice Paul insane so that she could be permanently institutionalized. The doctor refused. Alice Paul was strong, he said, and brave. That didn't make her crazy.

The doctor admonished the men: 'Courage in women is often mistaken for insanity.'

VOTE FOR ME AND JIM!!!!!

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I voted for Dick n Bush, we all make mistakes sometimes.

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I have been voting since I was 18. I am 34 now. I remember voting for Bill Clinton. I have never ever taken my voting rights lightly.

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MK out of the entire interview this is what you focus on? Are you working for the republicans now? That is what is called a distraction from the issues!!! He said Roe v. Wade was a bad idea! If your slutty ass had a uterus it would be shuddering right now. Every woman that has ever bought a home pregnancy test or flipped out over one missed period should be running out and registering ALL of her friends to vote against mccain/palin because apparently bristol palin is the only person allowed to make that "decision".

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For 8 sad years this guy has backed Bush on every issue. McCain was pro-choice and now claims to be anti-choice, all in the name of getting some religious votes. Our country has been dumbed down because of these people. And now they are creating yet another fake war with Russia so that war money can keep coming in. I really hope and still believe that those who believe our country is worthy of alot more, will remember that when voting.

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Edited due to the fact that some people would rather pick on one word, than read and understand an entire paragraph.

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Hahahahahaha. I love it. This is seriously the best blog out there. xo.

I love Micheal K.

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Yes, I did vote. And it wasn't for Bush.

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Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 6:24pm.

Did all of you guys vote in the last elections??????????????

I most certainly did, and will definitely vote in this one as well.

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Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 5:24pm.
Did all of you guys vote in the last elections??????????????

I will answer that as soon as you remind me of who the candidates were.

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Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 3:24pm.
Did all of you guys vote in the last elections??????????????
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Yes, absolutely...

This is the story of our Grandmothers and Great-grandmothers; they lived only 90 years ago.

Remember, it was not until 1920
that women were granted the right to go to the polls and vote.

The women were innocent and defenseless, but they were jailed
nonetheless for picketing the White House, carrying signs asking
for the vote.

And by the end of the night, they were barely alive.
Forty prison guards wielding clubs and their warden's blessing
went on a rampage against the 33 women wrongly convicted of
'obstructing sidewalk traffic.'

They beat Lucy Burns, chained her hands to the cell bars above
her head and left her hanging (!) through the night, bleeding and gasping
for air.

They hurled Dora Lewis into a dark cell, smashed her
head against an iron bed and knocked her out cold. Her cellmate,
Alice Cosu, thought Lewis was dead and suffered a heart attack.
Additional affidavits describe the guards grabbing, dragging,
beating, choking, slamming, pinching, twisting and kicking the women.

Thus unfolded the 'Night of Terror' on Nov. 15, 1917,
when the warden at the Occoquan Workhouse in Virginia ordered his
guards to teach a lesson to the suffragists imprisoned there because
they dared to picket Woodrow Wilson's White House for the right
to vote.
For weeks, the women's only water came from an open pail. Their
food--all of it colorless slop--was infested with worms.

When one of the leaders, Alice Paul, embarked on a hunger strike, they tied her to a chair, forced a tube down her throat and poured liquid into her until she vomited. She was tortured like this for weeks
until word was smuggled out to the press.
http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/collections/suffrage/nwp/prisoners.pdf

So, refresh my memory. Some women won't vote this year because-
-why, exactly? We have carpool duties? We have to get to work?
Our vote doesn't matter? It's raining?

We need to get out and vote and use this right that was fought so
hard for by these very courageous women. Whether you vote democratic, republican or independent party - remember to vote.

History is being made.

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 12, 2008 - 5:15pm.

YUP!! I totally agree. You don't go to a church that preaches hate for the white man "OUT LOUD" and expect it not to be an issue whe you run for "PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA". We just have to chose the lesser of two evils. I would prefer a presidential ticket of Biden and MCcain. Yeah I'm crazy like that, haha.

While I agree that being associated with Rev. Wright's church has been a public relations nightmare for Obama, think of the context. I support Obama, not because I think he is the second coming, but because he has the best thought-out policies for improving America. I do not delude myself into thinking that anyone aspiring to higher office does not compromise him or herself to get votes. He joined that church because to black constituents in Chicago, he didn't seem black enough, (my theory). He is not the first person who attended a church in which he didn't believe everything that was presented.

Sarah Palin's, (and many other evangelicals'), church believes that Israel must be intact for Christ to come back for the rapture. Thousands of them support Israel, believing that Jews will not be saved with them. That is MAJOR foreign policy based on what?

Sarah Palin would be a LIABILITY to a decent candidate with real plans for restoring this country-domestically and internationally. But since Mccain's got NOTHING, he'd rather have her brand of divisive bullshit out there to divert from the fact that he has NO PLAN.
"off soap-box"

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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yiooooooooo

YES

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yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 6:24pm

I voted for Kerry and Al Gore before that.

Kerry is war veteran too, that's all I hear about McCain....just sayin'.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 4:26pm.

All right. I give up.

You lefties and righties can HAVE THIS THREAD AND THIS THREAD ONLY.

I'll call jihad on the ass of anyone that despoils any other thread.

Fucktards.

Slams door, dishes rattle

*HUG* I love you. I really really love you.

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All right. I give up.

You lefties and righties can HAVE THIS THREAD AND THIS THREAD ONLY.

I'll call jihad on the ass of anyone that despoils any other thread.

Fucktards.

Slams door, dishes rattle

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Did all of you guys vote in the last elections??????????????

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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 12, 2008 - 3:18pm.
I think we all remember that valedictorian that got straight A's but didn't know how to change a tire.
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Absolutely, and I agree where you went to school doesn't matter in the big scheme of things. After all, George Bush did go to Yale. But the only reason he got in was because of who is daddy was. Obama got into Harvard on his own merit.

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If you don't think racism is funny then you never heard a Johnny Rebel song!!!

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Ima votin' fer sketti kat fer prez.

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

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No, racism is only funny when it's used on white people. Or so I'm led to believe.

And I am not a McCain/Palin supporter. I don't like any of the twats that are running.

Any more questions?? :)

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seriusly this year election should be won by the best looking of the candidates because you know that the economy is goin to get worse and worse , goin to War is not cheap

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Well, Sarah Plain hates polar bears and that's just mean!

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LOL <3

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Like I said before, my vote is going to Charlie Gibson for Prez and Philadelphia Mayor Nutter for vice prez. Thank you.

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mel-tang. so sorry. didn't realize that racism was funny. you're a mccain/palin fan i bet.

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On Whoopi's passport, does she have 'black female' listed as her occupation?

Does she EVER miss an opportunity?

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Bush by all standards was "well educated" Law and business ivy league degrees and look where it got us. Plus all those Neo-cons I'm sure have their fancy degrees. There is something to be said for REAL life success as opposed to academic I remembered everything in the textbook success. I think we all remember that valedictorian that got straight A's but didn't know how to change a tire.

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Deb--I just went to Netflix and put Soupy Sales: In Living Black & White on my queue...digitally remastered early episodes of Soupy Sales's popular TV show.

Good times with pies

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TITS thank you for your comment. Righteous asshats and political bullshit should be banned unless the thread NAMELY calls for it.
"Barbara Walters is Nuts!" doesn't.

Now..

"How is it that some people that claim to be Christians are the most mean-spirited, intolerant people on the planet?"

Are we talking about people belonging to catholic church? Cause that ain't christian, if you ask me!

AND I AM A GOOD SOURCE!
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