Friday, September 12th 2008

Barbara Walters Is Nuts!


John McCain was on "The View" this morning and turned the joint upside down. Although, that's not hard to do. John he wants the constitution interpreted the way that it was originally written. This didn't sit well with Whoopi and she responded: ""Should I be worried about being a slave, about being returned to slavery because certain things happened in the Constitution that you had to change?" If only Cindy McCain was sitting there at the time! She would've freaked out and ran for the nearest medicine cabinet.

That's what Barbara Walters should have done instead of opening her mouth and saying, "Us white folk will take care of you!" WTF?! Is Babs cutting her Metamucil with crack again?! She sounded like Miss Millie from "The Color Purple." Seriously, Babs needs to go to her room, lock the door, put a warm towel on her head and lay down for a real long time.

Even Sherri couldn't believe this fuckery! I think Hasselcrack probably went caca in her white silk panties. Joy seemed to be the only one enjoying this shit.

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The only thing I really know about bones: If you leave some KFC bones on your co workers desk, you've put a SERIOUS rood on them.......And Sarah Palin needs to have a nutcracker made with HER likeness....from what I heard, SHE is the ho' in the family and her HUBBIE is keeping her slutting around under the carpet (Whisper).....Where is Mrs. K? I want her to put the Curse of Isreal on Palin.......

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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 9:40pm.
even my 60 year old immigrant dad likes the children's museum, your boy def. will :)

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Submitted by angry mom on September 12, 2008 - 10:39pm.

At least Sienna leaves them in near original condition.

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Sweet! When I can go I'll give you my email addy or something. My son's a little bit older but he'd probably still enjoy it, dontcha think?

@aquarius

Clarksville? New Albany?

I have family in Evansville. Ever been to Squire Boone Caverns? We had an adventure there. It flash flooded after we got there, while we were in the caverns. SCARY but exciting!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 12, 2008 - 9:37pm.
or sienna...perhaps even more so than paris :)

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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 9:59pm.

Sorry, was distracted and forgot about this thread!... I am in NYC now but grew up in southern IN (near Louisville on the IN side) and went to college in eastern KY so I am familiar with both states :) I come back to IN about twice a year to see family and such, but I am a city girl and tend to get into fights with people who block the aisles of Wal-Mart, so it's best to keep me away from Indiana anymore.

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Submitted by angry mom on September 12, 2008 - 10:33pm.

Take Paris, she's known more bones than an archeologist's convention.

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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 9:31pm.
I'll meet you there!
My son knows more about the bones in the dinosphere than most of the people that work there, he'll learn ya something! :)

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Submitted by angry mom on September 12, 2008 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Literally the best in the country (if not the world) http://www.parents.com/family-life/travel/us-destinations/the-10-best-ch...

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OMG I wanna go!! Somebody let me borrow your kid between the ages of 4-12.

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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 9:22pm.
Literally the best in the country (if not the world) http://www.parents.com/family-life/travel/us-destinations/the-10-best-ch...

we have a membership...my boy would live there if I let him...he's four and marvels the paleontologist and museaum workers there with his knowledge of dinosaurs

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HONEYPOT!!! Goodnight ladies. And angry mom, I did finally realise that you didn't make that last post that I responeded to thinking it was you. I guess it was newport joey?? Damn, I gotta go!!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 12, 2008 - 9:25pm.
Roger is temporarily retired. Dominic makes me feel like a lady :)
I know right, Fucking McPain.

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 12, 2008 - 9:23pm.
you're right that was too much
night honey!

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Hi everyone!

AngryMom, I didn;t recognize you without Roger!

I almost puked watching this, this morning. Fucking McCain.

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Just a hunch here, but I'm guessing that there will be lots of naps in a McCain White House.

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 12, 2008 - 9:20pm.
I doubt it's round here since I didn't even think it was real.
I get mine from wal-mart or target like a common hillbilly...I ain't classy like miss pimp :)
unfort you can't get decent scotch at those locations either.
sadness.

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angry
Luckily my son and I have "Pick a Bale O' Cotton" down pretty good. We could be a mother son team dancing and singing on the corner after a day of pickin for extra milk money once our civil liberties are completely raped of us.

Baby, that aint even funny. Gnight all!! Yap at ya tomorrow!

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Where did Aquarius go? I want to know if she's a Hoosier and wheresabouts in Hoosierland.

It would be cool to meet up with someone from here. I'm not psycho. Okay, I am, but I'm harmless.

Hey Angry Mom, have you been to the Children's Museum in Indianapolis? If so, is it nice?

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Submitted by Newportjoey on September 12, 2008 - 9:16pm.
Luckily my son and I have "Pick a Bale O' Cotton" down pretty good. We could be a mother son team dancing and singing on the corner after a day of pickin for extra milk money once our civil liberties are completely raped of us.
that was a bit dramatic, even for my angry ass :)

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angry mom
is there such a thing?

Of course there is, don't be rediculous!! Where do you think I get mine, from a store?? DELIVERY IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO!! Wow that sounds really pompous, but it works in the clutch!
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This was PAINFUL to watch, buy Joy Behar nailed the old geezer to the cross. Whoppi looked like she was going to snatch him bald. Bab's (she must be on the new Alzheimer's med) stuck to the point and the old fucker started blabbing about VietNam. We're seariously screwed Dlisted Sluts, if this old bastard and his druggie thief wife are running the nation, Whoppi has got EVERY reason to think we're all gonna be picking cotton, "Jump down, turn around, pick o' bale o' cotton"

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 12, 2008 - 9:16pm.
is there such a thing? didn't MK once talk about setting this up for drunken sluts-sure fire money maker and whatnot?

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angry mom, can't you call for booze delivery?? Otherwise you better tear through that house and find that shit!!

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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 9:10pm.
giggle. you said KY :)

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on September 12, 2008 - 9:10pm.
people keep saying a heartbeat away from being prez...that freaks me out cause dude is old an could really die in office and we'd have her, HER as our prez
McPain. gah. Must. Find. Whiskey. Now.

Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 5:57pm.

well, it's important. Sorry to interrupt your reverie.

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Submitted by angry mom on September 12, 2008 - 10:05pm.

-it's either ugly urban decay, richy asses, cookie cutter suburbs, or corn field here
pukatronic

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That's pretty much the same thing here. It just depends on which part of KY you're seeing.

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angry mom
I feel angry and patronized (as a woman) by the republican party because of McCains decision for her as vice pres. And what's worse is that I see so many women falling for it. He could have picked a number of better & more qualified women if he was after the female vote.

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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 9:01pm.
near indianapolis
right in the middle
aqaurius is right though, at least its pretty down there and could almost make it tolerable
-it's either ugly urban decay, richy asses, cookie cutter suburbs, or corn field here
pukatronic
Sarah Palin is a douche. watching 20/20 and can't find my half bottle of beam black.
Charlie is clearly annoyed by her inept ability to justify her poo poo.

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Submitted by Tubereuse on September 12, 2008 - 10:00pm.

I watched it too, and I don't trust this guy to run water.

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y thank u, BrownHankyWithWhiteStripes.

I googled that. It was WAY less gross than I thought it would be;p

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Submitted by angry mom on September 12, 2008 - 9:57pm.

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Are you in Northern or Southern Indiana?

I absolutely love Huber's Orchard. I go every fall. Pumpkin picking. :)

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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 8:56pm.
OMG! Someone contact a mod about me.. hold on let me think of something really offensive...

I want to secks Michael Jackson.
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WTF did you say that could warrant a mod, we have mods????
"I wants to secks" dying laughing now!!!!!
:D
some one is jellis of my new country friend-lemme at em!

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Hmmm. I watched the whole show, and sorry, but you took Walters's remark out of context, and that's B.S.

I'm no fan of Babs Walters, but it is clear she does not support McCain, and her "white folks" remark was a jab at _him_ and his policies. And rather a vicious little jab at that.

I thought Sherri was pissed off at Cindy McCain's answer to the question, "how many houses do you have?" I could be wrong about that, though. I was busy being amazed by the number of times the McCains tried to avoid answering the questions put to them. They're the disgrace, not Barbara.

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Gracias, mi amore!! I should go to bed now!!

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Submitted by aquarius on September 12, 2008 - 9:55pm.

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Yes ma'am I'm serious. Ever been to Natural Bridge? Love hiking there.

Are you in Indiana now?

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speakit on September 12, 2008 - 10:26pm.
OMG! Someone contact a mod about me.. hold on let me think of something really offensive

Hahaha
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Since Whoopi mentioned the topic of slavery, the constitution, etc, my best source regarding slavery in America, is "Slave Trade" by Hugh Thomas. The book references international documents, dating hundreds of years old.
It also gives specific details, as to the circumstances, of slaves being "for sale", and placed on boats from Africa, destined for anywhere.. Warring tribes, has a lot to do with it.
Anyone wants to debate the issue: read up.

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Pimpcessa

I had a typo myself! I don't come here to give ANYONE a hard time
I have as much respect as 1 person can have for people on the Internet

No problem !! Just know that I really DO respect my Dlisted sluts!

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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 8:52pm.
LOL-not many-I'd like to teach, perhaps open a mind or two in a professional settig.
we're midwest neighbors!
indiana and kentucky are basically the same
you got the derby we got the 500
you got good whiskey and we get it delivered here so i can get through the palin interview whilst getting my geography homework/laundry done :)

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Submitted by angel_i on September 12, 2008 - 9:52pm.

Meh - I don't worry about racism. Culture is naturally mixing at a much faster rate than racists are multiplying.

I retract all my previous staetement (except the blowjob-for-minorities parts). angel_i said it best. I bow to you.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 12, 2008 - 9:54pm.

Submitted by angel_i on September 12, 2008 - 9:52pm.

I don't know about that, have you been to Mississippi?
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OMG! Someone contact a mod about me.. hold on let me think of something really offensive...

I want to secks Michael Jackson.

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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 9:52pm.

OMG really? I am a KY native and went to college there, til I escaped :) I actually like KY much better than Indiana, the beautiful mountains and forests make up for the crazy gun-totin' Appalachians. Also, marijuana is the chief cash crop, which is close to my heart.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 12, 2008 - 9:52pm.

I don't know about that, have you been to Mississippi?

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xxyxz
Ummmm, would you believe a typo?? I've had a few tonight and I'm a little sensitive with the poo talk since I'm accused of contacting a moderator to have LCT banned from talking about her daily crapping in the toilet. I thought you were giving me shit. Please accept my sincerest apologies and I was wrong. Sorry.

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Meh - I don't worry about racism. Culture is naturally mixing at a much faster rate than racists are multiplying.

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Submitted by angry mom on September 12, 2008 - 9:41pm.

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Philosophy.. that must be interesting. To what career choices will that lead?

I live in the Bluegrass state which is currently the brown grass state at least it is in my yard.

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OMFG...Barbara shows her true elitist, white, rich true colors after all. Barbara thinks she is above black people. Fuck McCain, and please vote for Obama. Not because he's black, but because he doesn't act like he's above the rest of us. I know Barbara's words don't represent all of us white folk or McCain, but think about what she's said.

On behalf of all white people, I apologize for Barbara and I lend myself and my mouth to all those former-minorities that feel oppressed today. I have lended myself to many an immigrant and oppressed-former-minority-and-now-disadvantaged and I shall do it again. Tonight, preferably. Life in Texas outside of a hurricane is rather boring.

Kisses to everyone. 9/11 was only a day and seven years ago when we all felt as one. Let's get that feeling back without the death-toll. Despite what Barbara thinks, there is life outside of New York or Los Angeles. There are many more people here. Good for Whoopi for still being one of the rest of us.
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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 8:39pm.
oh honey, I didn't say in the thread actually :)
philosophy-crossing fingers I get into USC or my heart will die...I sooooooo don't fit in around here. and never have
may I ask where in the lovely states you are?