Friday, September 12th 2008

Barbara Walters Is Nuts!


John McCain was on "The View" this morning and turned the joint upside down. Although, that's not hard to do. John he wants the constitution interpreted the way that it was originally written. This didn't sit well with Whoopi and she responded: ""Should I be worried about being a slave, about being returned to slavery because certain things happened in the Constitution that you had to change?" If only Cindy McCain was sitting there at the time! She would've freaked out and ran for the nearest medicine cabinet.

That's what Barbara Walters should have done instead of opening her mouth and saying, "Us white folk will take care of you!" WTF?! Is Babs cutting her Metamucil with crack again?! She sounded like Miss Millie from "The Color Purple." Seriously, Babs needs to go to her room, lock the door, put a warm towel on her head and lay down for a real long time.

Even Sherri couldn't believe this fuckery! I think Hasselcrack probably went caca in her white silk panties. Joy seemed to be the only one enjoying this shit.

Posted by: Michael K


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Those women (though not brain dead former reality show zero, E. Hasselbeck, the right-wing demon on the show’s shoulder) asked him some of the most difficult questions I’ve heard at any point in this odious election spectacle.

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Submitted by oklahoma on September 13, 2008 - 7:13am.

Balls said the Queen, if I had em Id be King!!

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No! If you had a wee wee you'd be king. Having balls apply in too many different ways!

After my fit yesterday and how silly I got..I just watched the video again. And I cried. McCain where is your family? Cause if you were my grandpa, I'd take care of you, and I would give you your pills, and I would take you out for a stroll (around the block) and I would never ever let you leave the house, much less talk to strangers! Or talk...at all. =(

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Indiana chick here, Holiday World is a fun filled day for the kids. Okay about the View, talk about being rude arrogant and sooo disrespectful toward McCain was not needed. Many agree with this, maybe not this democratic thread but I found the View ladies not EH very nasty. I really thought Sherri Shepard was going to jump up and run out for her 6th abortion when the shit hit the fan.

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Submitted by Dr. Dick on September 13, 2008 - 10:48am.
Who the hell watches The View?

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I thought you quoted me cuz I said the exact same thing. Not one person I know. NOT ONE.

How does that shit stay on? It's a conspiracy. It makes me angry that it's 'the view' as if to say it represents the majority of women's views. **suppressing gag reflex**

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Who the hell watches The View? Can't stand any one of those annoying, cackling hens.

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This show causes more hysteria, and inspires more dumbass comments, than it's true entertainment/informative worth.

Walters needs to retire - long overdue.

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The Wake-Up (Roll)Call

People...

Once the hurricanes subside, remember that help should be on the way.

Beyonce...where's your check? This is your city. Represent. Don't get it twisted. "Hollywood" is just the name of a song. Get your husband to match that donation of over $1 million dollars.

Solange, we'll take your hand-me-down weaves, wigs, baby formula, and loose change as well.

Ross Perot: your spent $30 million running for President. It's a new decade and new millenium. Consider it a tax write-off as I continue to write on...

George Bush: the present and the former. True natives of Texas know your family is from Connecticut. But your checks will spend just the same for us to keep this tidbit on the hush-hush.

Do NOT let history be stripped down and re-written.

Now, back to the wake-up roll call...

Sandra Bullock: no one ever has to remind you to write one. *mwah* to you.

Dixie Chicks: do Dallas proud and send those checks!

Eva Longoria: send two checks; one from you and Tony *mwah*

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*plays holy music*

*hands over golden scissors*

*you are thee chosen one now*

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I'M GONNA CUT THE ASS OUT OF ALL MY PANTS!!

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Speakit, You never need a reason to moon. Trust! Monday equals moon. I had toast, Moon. there's a fly in the room. MOON! see, that's how it works!

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

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You think, okie?

I was thinking maybe my ass, that way if I deem it necessary, I have an excuse to moon.

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Balls said the Queen, if I had em Id be King!!

@Speakit, I think this should be tattoed on your Tit. I know its tattoed on my Tit..

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 12, 2008 - 6:34pm.

The doctor admonished the men: 'Courage in women is often mistaken for insanity.'

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I'm gonna remember that.. actually I'm gonna have it tattooed on my right tit.. cuz I'm insane. :)

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Submitted by candlejack on September 13, 2008 - 1:58am.
Only the most uneducated among us would ever assume such a silly idea. Hopefully Whoopi was just making a joke because she's never struck me as dumb before.
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I appreciate your explanation. But when you say "only the most uneducated among us" - well, that's just posturing and rudeness. I'm pretty highly educated - in history, even - but I know hardly anything about politics. It's just not my area of interest. That's why I depend on our Leaders to speak clearly about their actions and beliefs, and to provide ample information about how these are decided upon - McCain did not.

That very simple explanation you posted would have helped me to understand the point he was trying to make. It still leaves me with questions, mind you, but that's neither here nor there. His inability to express his ideas clearly comes across as uneducated to ME. But I would never assume such a thing - just that we, obviously, don't process in the same way.

Also, this: sometimes interviewers will ask questions that are on the minds of the people watching...in a country full of people who are struggling, from birth, just to make ends meet, understanding politics and the law is just not that important on the daily - it becomes a waste of time. So, unfortunately, yes - a lot of people are under educated and may form the opinion "he's tryna make us slaves!" - Whoopi simply gave him an opportunity to say "No, I'm not". I don't believe he even did that. He said "I understand what you're saying". If he's shot down, he really shot himself down.

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These women all act like fucking idiots and are truly an embarrassment. When Nancy Pelosi was on The View, these fools told her, "We decided we would all like to DO your husband." It sounded especially stupid coming from Babawahwah's Crypt Keeper mouth. I only watched this shit when Rosie and Hassellthehoff were having the Battle at Helms Deep. No one should belittle themselves by appearing with these shitbags on this show.

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Bwahahaaaa

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

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Submitted by pnative1978 on September 13, 2008 - 6:32am.

Yeah, whoopi, you should be afraid of being a slave again if we ignore the fucking 13th Amendment. Dumbass; go back to dating blackface wearing liberals. Seriously, though, who'd want her as a slave.

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Amendments are original?

Granted I doubt (seriously hope) he didn't mean original without the amendments. I think he was trying to reach his base but didn't realize wth he as saying under the meaning of his words.

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Yeah, whoopi, you should be afraid of being a slave again if we ignore the fucking 13th Amendment. Dumbass; go back to dating blackface wearing liberals. Seriously, though, who'd want her as a slave.

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Submitted by kiwikim on September 13, 2008 - 5:03pm.

McCain is a prick. I'm gonna go pray that Hurricane Ike wipes out the entire fuckwitted state of texas and they get no aid, like it did New Orleans, so some of these dumb asses won't make it to the polls.

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candlejack and Dr. Funk a huge THANK YOU for your posts. Both ladies made mistakes using button pushing language. I think Barbara made a lame attempt at a joke. Whoopi, can't say.

Shit like this makes me glad I don't live there anymore and this election will go down as the worst in history (until the next one, lol).

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Was this a woefully misjudged attempt at humour?

I can only fucking hope so.

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WE'RE ALL FUCKED IF MCCAIN RUNS THIS COUNTRY. WE'LL ALL BE PICKING BALES OF COTTON BECAUSE THAT WILL BE ONLY JOBS LEFT AFTER THE SLEAZY CORPORATIONS SHIP THEM ALL OVERSEAS AND THE ECONOMY HITS DEPRESSION LEVELS. OH, AND SARAH PALIN WILL DICTATE WHAT YOU CAN AND CANNOT DO IN YOUR BEDROOM WHILE HER AND HER DAUGHTER CAN BE THE BIGGEST SLUTS IN THEIR TOWN. FUCKERY INDEED.

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McCain is a prick. I'm gonna go pray that Hurricane Ike wipes out the entire fuckwitted state of texas and they get no aid, like it did New Orleans, so some of these dumb asses won't make it to the polls.

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And every day that Babs remains on the air, she tarnishes her legacy with these lunatic-laden rants.

How many times has Baba Waba jumped out the window on this show?

Wonder...never...cease!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 12, 2008 - 7:02pm.

Submitted by Tubereuse on September 12, 2008 - 10:00pm.

I watched it too, and I don't trust this guy to run water.

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Me neither. He'd run the cold and swear it was hot. If you called him on it, he'd start belly-aching about how the Democrats run water.

I just saw Palin on 20/20. She's a big zero.

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Whoopi has no clue what she's talking about. Appointing originalists to the courts who strictly interpret the Constitution only means that they will refrain from judical activism, NOT that the USA will revert back to the ways of when the Constitution was written. Judicial activism is essentially when the Supreme Court, an unelected entity, tries to (often successfully) legislate from the bench. Congress and the House make laws because they are directly accountable to the American people - the Supreme Court is not. Slavery is abolished in America due the legally ratified Thirteenth Amendment, so appointing judges who strictly interpret the Constitution (the way the founding fathers intended) and not try to dictate law based on their personal political beliefs would not mean that all blacks would return to being slaves. Only the most uneducated among us would ever assume such a silly idea. Hopefully Whoopi was just making a joke because she's never struck me as dumb before.

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I find THE VIEW to be embarrassingly unwatchable.That being said...I think Whoopi was trying (unsuccessfully) to call McCain on a Reagan era "CODEWORD" strategy designed to appeal to the race consciousness of working & middle class Whites.
Among the ways it was done was to berate the "crime problem"...ridicule "affirmative action"...question the "patriotism" of those who have historical grievances with this great nation...label the drug HIV & failing schools problem as that of the "inner city"...AND appoint judges who have a "strict & original" interpretation of The Constitution.The "strict & original" interpretation of The Constitution suggests that Black people are not fully human...only three fifths so.(article one /section two)THAT is what Whoopi was stumbling to articulate.I lean center right on most issues...but stop short of identifying Republican because of that "strategy".Sadly I find the Democrats and their liberal wing to be EQUALLY DISGUSTING.The Democrats after all were the PARTY OF SLAVERY ...and to this day they skillfully play THE VICTIM CARD with Black voters to keep them lock-step voting for a party that plays class/sex/race warfare.Not to mention the punishment of the successful with "wealth re-distribution".(TAXES) I might add that if ever there were a reason for me to be contemptuous of
liberals...it would be the off-the-cuff Freudian slips of idiots like BARBARA WALTERS.

While I won't be the first person to write this, I fucking hate Elizabeth Hasselcrack. She sets women back 50 years. Umm.... Why is she on TV again?

I don't get it!

Barbara is always going to stay bipartisan for her job. Duh! I get it, although it annoys me.

Love you MK.

Keep posting!

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She was attempting to be comical and failed....miserably.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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McCain is old as hell...

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Whoopi Goldberg has got to be one of the biggest morons of all time.

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Submitted by angel_i on September 12, 2008 - 10:02pm.

y thank u, BrownHankyWithWhiteStripes.
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O my. I was just turning this off when it occurred to me...not that I thought it was gross at all, mind u....lol, eep! ;s SmOOcheS BeeCHeZ

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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 10:18pm.
you're adorable!
xoxo
hope i "see" you here again soon
sweet dreams :)

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'night aquarius and angry mom

and angry mom, I'm holding you to it. :) afterwards, you can tell everyone here how pretty I am and I'll tell them you have a rockin' bod.. we can lie, they don't know... pfft

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Submitted by Flatsy on September 12, 2008 - 10:02pm.
I know weird huh?

I have to say good night too to all of you lovely ladies!
Good night hugs and kisses and myquil for all!

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I love Holiday World! It is the only theme park I've ever been to that gives you free soft drinks all day :) Definitely worth the price of admission!

G'night, ladies! You non-Midwesterners too :)

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OK - this shit is getting scary. The Repubs totally mis-represent the intentions of the constitution, and by claiming that they want to return to the original wording they are playing a shell game. It's 200 years later people. Times change. Whoopie is right, and she called him on it. Despite what Hasselcrack and her ilk like to think, "...the founders left God out of the Constitution–and it wasn't an oversight." I cannot stand the way they purport to know what is best for everyone else. Palin is one and the same.

Read more at http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2005/12/original_intent.html

Vote!

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Submitted by angry mom on September 12, 2008 - 11:28pm.

Holiday world is one of the best places period!
the water park is worth the drive alone :)

I just googled it. I can't believe there's a Santa Claus, IN.

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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 9:55pm.
Holiday world is one of the best places period!
the water park is worth the drive alone :)

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To be fair Team, Alaska is about 75% male. Real women are not that easy to find......I bet it's the tranny makeup she wears that throws you off......

Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 12, 2008 - 10:52pm.
Submitted by angry mom on September 12, 2008 - 10:50pm.

C'mon, they tell you that she took second place in the Miss Alaska contest, but they don't tell you she lost to a Lumberjack named Moose.

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OMG Aquarius! I almost forgot.. Holiday World.. Do. you. love. it? I do!

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5 Kids and you don't think Sarah is a World Class fucker? Google Wassila...She's named most of the kids where she got nailed, (town near the bum fuck area she lives in) but I think the first one (Track) was conceived at the High School ON the track.....oh, and SHE was knocked up before she got married or Track was 3 months early......

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

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Submitted by angry mom on September 12, 2008 - 10:50pm.

C'mon, they tell you that she took second place in the Miss Alaska contest, but they don't tell you she lost to a Lumberjack named Moose.

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TV-ewwwwww! gross. :)

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Submitted by aquarius on September 12, 2008 - 10:44pm.

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Nope, haven't been to the Creationism Museum. I'll think I'll pass. LOL Have you been to the Newport Aquarium? It's just a hop skip and a jump away from Florence.

I like Starlight Orchard. I went to the Strawberry Festival a couple of years ago. But my heart belongs to Huber's... it's all about the winery. Now they have the Forest Discovery Center nestled in between. I haven't been yet, but I want to.

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Submitted by angry mom on September 12, 2008 - 10:46pm.

I can imagine it, and I feel bad for the sled dog that came in last place.

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Submitted by Newportjoey on September 12, 2008 - 9:42pm.
ewwww, I can't think of people like her having sex. I bet its mechanical missionary....ewwwww, I just grossed myself out!

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Very close -- Jville! I love Squire Boone's, I remember going there when I was 6 or 7 and they turned the lights out in the room with his "coffin"... I freaked out and my family was pretty embarrassed. We went to Starlight Orchards all the time, too.

Have you been to the Creationist museum near Florence? I hear it's quite wonderful :P Makes me so proud to have a Creationist museum close to my hometown! Hahaha.

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 12, 2008 - 9:41pm.
LMAO! I dunno- that getty douche has been looking beat. Prolly by his wife though-zing-wow I'm lame