Who Is The Father Of Kelly Taylor's Kid?
I know. There's no way Mimi La Rue is the father. First of all, she's not male. Second of all, she's in heaven. Third of all, she would never get near that skanky tramp Kelly Taylor! I just wanted to post her beautiful picture. I miss seeing her cranky face.
So! The father of Kelly Taylor's 4-year-old son will be revealed on "90210" this Tuesday. I'll have to watch it on Wednesday night, because of my Tivo issues. The producer bitches of the show told People that there's a possibility the daddy will show up on a future episode.
Kelly has already said that she went to high school with the daddy and they have a history. They stopped talking after high school, but did sexy times together 4 years ago and she got knocked up. I knew Kelly didn't use protection. Dirty tramp! Kelly and the daddy haven't had much contact since.
Also, on the first episode, Kelly was on the phone with Brandon Walsh when her kid walked in.
Personally, I'm hoping that it's Nat. He needs a major storyline. But I'm pretty sure it's going to be Brandon. At least, I hope it's Brandon. Dylan has probably spent the last 5 years in a mental hospital because he never got over losing the love of his life....Brenda. Furthermore, why do I care?
While I stew on that question, watch this scene between that fugly whorebag Kelly and the legendary Miss Walsh. All I want is for Brenda to smash that cup over Kelly's stupid head. And I laughed when Brenda said Donna's baby is "cute." Brenda is such a good liar.
Jennie Garth has absolutely no acting range. She played the same "character" in What I Like About You.
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Dang, Kelly Tailor looks fab, but she can't play for a toffee...
Looks like she is too preoccupied whether she looks good and doing everything right.
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well i am a dummy indeed for watching this fuckery, but i don't know how i missed that part of the show. i hope it isn't dylan cuz i loved him and don't like the idea of him being an asshole absentee dad. tho, i couldn't have a life with kelly's annoying ass either.
This one is easy, its clearly Zuckerman. After her gender re-assignment surgery she reentered the Pash Pit, borrowed a turkey baster, and seduced Kelly as Andrew *frowns and looks to the horizon* Fuckerman.
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David Silver! Hmmmm Could be
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Uh...
You left out the amazingness that is David Silver. Sure incest is frowned upon but the heart wants what the heart wants.
Brandon is the papa!
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Who didn't think it was obvious that her "baby daddy" was from the original? Moving on, I'm going with Dylan, because and only because, in the pilot when Brenda and Kelly were sitting at the pit talking, Kelly said something about her kid and her not seeing it since it was born, and Brenda did her best pained expression and eluded to there being a deeper meaning behind it. I don't remember how the whole thing went down (and I'm thankful for that, as I seem to remember more than enough), but those are my two cents...spend them wisely.
P.S...Steve did get married to Janet and became all responsible, so I doubt it's him, and Brandon would never have left anyone, especially Kelly, high and dry. So unless they pull some random dude that was in, like one episode, it seems kind of clear to me...
freeze frame at 0:51, LOVE IT!
Whatsofeckingever... *ennui*
that clip totally made me want to watch the show again...DAMMIT!
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Mimi LaRue??
I thought that was Jaba the Hut!!
I just watched that clip. No eyebrows moved.
BOTOX!
It's Dylan. Point. Check. Mate.
If I'm wromg.....I'm wrong...
Brenda is totally gonna invite her over and drop kick her in the middle of the living room floor!
Classic!
Can I get a petition for 'Melrose, Millenium'?!
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I hate that cunt Kelly! She looks like a fucking squirl on acid, those little nasty teeth....
if the kid has a forehead like a Klingon then he's obviously Dylan's. The answer is in the home DNA test, or maybe a Maury/90210 crossover!
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Okay, at first I first suspected Crackhead Colin was the babydaddy because of the fact that he turned Kelly into a crackwhore for an episode. I think crackwhoredom/crackpimpdom naturally creates a special bond between people that can never be broken. But now I'm leaning towards Emily Valentine and a turkey baster.
Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 8:11pm.
I hear ya and ditto.
:)
Submitted by angry mom on September 12, 2008 - 9:07pm.
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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 8:05pm.
LMAO! Love you with the mmhmm's on multiple posts!
mmm hmmm.. ahhhh... yep, this shit still sucks too.
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Submitted by 2Di4 on September 12, 2008 - 6:30pm.
NAT!!!
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Um, DListed 500 word essay on this subject on my desk ASAP *tapping ruler on desk in an intimidating manner*...
SPILL IT, BITCH...who had the Rogaine? Who was doing drugs and what kind? Did they have baby wipes in they bafroom? Bet they nastay asses di'nt...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
WTF? I have never seen so much hair-tossing in 51 seconds!
NAT!!!
OMG. Joe E. Tata. I knew him back when I lived in LA. Actually, no. He STALKED me back when I lived in LA. Every club I went to, every party, every restaurant -- there was Joe E (along with his posse) ready to pounce. And, yes, he preferred to be called Joe E.
I have many 90210 stories from that time. Sitting behind Ian Ziering at the Lakers game and laughing at how huge his ass was, partying in Kelly & Donna's beachhouse (it was a real house in my neighborhood. the guys who lived there were pigs. oh, and they had Rogaine in their bathroom)...
Damn, I miss the 90s.
And I thought Steve was married.
It's totally Steve, the kid has curly blond hair, dated Kelly in high school, didnt want to take responsibility for his kid. It's Steve
Knowing that I will die someday is suddenly not so sad a thing, since I just know I'll get to meet Mimi La Rue in heaven. Awwww.
Whatever guys,I watch the show not b/c I want to learn something or to see the best acting...I watch it for the same reason I watch all the other crap on tv-just for giggles and veg out time.And it's Dylan's.
I couldn't care less who the baby-daddy is. I just want to say that Jason Priestly was the Shizz back in the day. Those eyes...Dreamy!
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OH MY GOD IF IT'S STEVE I'LL DIE, THAT WOULD FUCKING SUCK.
andrea, you're a dummy, they later revealed that she was talking on the phone with brandon. YOU pay attention.
i think it's dylan, because kelly said they had history in high school, and she and brandon never got together until college. but i wouldn't put it past them to rewrite 90210 history since they loved doing that IN THE ORIGINAL SHOW. also, if it was brandon's child, there's no way he would just not be in his life, he has too much of a douchey sense of responsibility.
in the first episode they never said who she was talking to on the phone. all she said was "he's been asking about you...". mk, lay off the ludes when watching important programs like this, ha. i read that dylan is the father, but unless luke gets a major face lift then i don't want to see him.
I read that the boy is Dylan's but they aren't sure if Luke Perry will come back yet.
how shitty is tv today that this show is on the air.
This new show is pure crap~ I tried watching a repeat and again I fucking fell asleep!!! Who needs ambien when you can just watch 90210...?
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I only watch the new one in the clips here on dlisted, just to see brenda and kelly. No interest in the rest of it
I bet it is Steve.. He's funny I have been watching 90210 re runs for sometime now and he was the best.
Nah....I saw half of the first episode and went to bed out of boredom. I used to like the original, but I was young and stupid then. lol
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What????? are we on the 90210 bandwagon now?????
Not me.....
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ILovePapaSmurf.....EWWWWWA! I forgot about that! But then again in Beverly Hills, anything goes, so they will probably just shrug it off and say that they found out they were really never related so they got it on. hahahaha
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Bradi - Yes, you are right. DAMN IT TO HELL!!!!!!!
"Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 12, 2008 - 2:22pm.
MK! You forgot David Sliver!! LMAO
And that friend of David's who played with guns.."
David and Kelly are step-brother and sister. Ew.
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I hope it's Jim Walsh. And I hope the kid starts balding when he's 7.
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Look, about Jim and the all caps thing...
Ya know how Tina Turner says this before she and Ike do Proud Mary?
Y know, every now and then
I think you might like to hear something from us
Nice and easy
But theres just one thing
You see we never ever do nothing
Nice and easy
We always do it nice and rough
So were gonna take the beginning of this song
And do it easy
Then were gonna do the finish rough
This is the way we do proud mary
Well, Jim never ever doesn't use ALL CAPS
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
M.E. on September 12, 2008 - 4:57pm.
Yes, this show is complete crap. I watched the first episode and cringed the entire time.
But I am interested in WHO fathered Kelly's baby.
-And that's how they get you...they want the original viewers.
bastards.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
MK! You forgot David Sliver!! LMAO
And that friend of David's who played with guns..
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Wait, wait, wait. Was this from this past Tuesday's episode... because I don't remember it.
But then again I was really trying not to reach for the gun while watching the horrible acting and the pretty scenery.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by jim on September 12, 2008 - 4:50pm.
AND PEOPLE YOU HAVE TO USE YOUR TIME BETTER THEN TO WASTE IT ON THIS SHIT..WATCH HISTORY CHANNEL, NEO. GEOGRAPHIC, TAKE A BONG LOAD AND STARE AT THE WALL, DRINK A BEER OR FIVE, GO FOR A WALK, WIPE YOUR ASS AGAIN, GET RID OF ALL YOUR DINGLEBERRIES..ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS COMPLETE WORTHLESS FUCKING SHIT!!
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I could not say it better myself. Quieter, but not better.
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I for one have to concur with mister all caps
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