Kanye's MacBook Air Is Alive!
Don't stop praying for Kanye West's MacBook Air. Yes, it's still alive, but Kanye hasn't done a caps-filled angry rant about his arrest yet.
The only thing he posted on his blog was this: "We back in the lab!!! I'm cool with the paparazzi. This guy wasn't cool. I gotta work now... I'll rant later!"
At least he's giving his MacBook Air some time to strengthen up and prepare for the furious beating it's going to get from Kanye's phalanges. Phalanges is a silly word. I need to use it more often.
TMZ reports that Kanye might not be charged at all. Kanye's assistant is the one who did the most damage. He broke two cameras totaling around $8400. In California, fucking up property worth more than $400 is considered a felony.
Kanye broke a camera light which is worth $100. Therefore, his assistant will probably be charged with a felony and if Kanye is charged at all, it would only be for a misdemeanor.
How much do you want to make a bet that Kanye Walks! Sorry. It was just laying there for me. I had to write it.
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kanye walks heeeee heeeeeee
MK!!! MK!!!! MK!!!!!! Pass the blunt!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
$8400??
I want Kanye to go to jail. It might HUMBLE his ass a bit.
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Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
ah, who gives a fuck about Kanye.......
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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"
And he even made time to eat a big piece of apple.. Now don't swallow that whole, You'll choke!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!