Kanye's MacBook Air Is Alive!
Don't stop praying for Kanye West's MacBook Air. Yes, it's still alive, but Kanye hasn't done a caps-filled angry rant about his arrest yet.
The only thing he posted on his blog was this: "We back in the lab!!! I'm cool with the paparazzi. This guy wasn't cool. I gotta work now... I'll rant later!"
At least he's giving his MacBook Air some time to strengthen up and prepare for the furious beating it's going to get from Kanye's phalanges. Phalanges is a silly word. I need to use it more often.
TMZ reports that Kanye might not be charged at all. Kanye's assistant is the one who did the most damage. He broke two cameras totaling around $8400. In California, fucking up property worth more than $400 is considered a felony.
Kanye broke a camera light which is worth $100. Therefore, his assistant will probably be charged with a felony and if Kanye is charged at all, it would only be for a misdemeanor.
How much do you want to make a bet that Kanye Walks! Sorry. It was just laying there for me. I had to write it.
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love him,I want to sex him up big time!
two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
He is the ugliest fuck ever!!!! DAMN!!!!!
Someone should grab his powder blue macbook and slam it on the ground. Or slam it on his face. Or better yet, slam his face on the ground.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 12, 2008 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by LA on September 12, 2008 - 5:10pm.
If any of us did that in an airport on 9/11, we'd be up on federal terror charges.
Kayne can kiss my ass.
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If anyone did that ANYTIME they'd be up on federal terror charges. Fuck fame.
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I say hell yeah and kanye is a whiny piss ant douchebag cunt.
Submitted by LA on September 12, 2008 - 5:10pm.
If any of us did that in an airport on 9/11, we'd be up on federal terror charges.
Kayne can kiss my ass.
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If anyone did that ANYTIME they'd be up on federal terror charges. Fuck fame.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
What brought the attack on? Hear about it on Craig Fergison last night....Too lazy to really care and look it up
"My significant other right now is myself, which is what happens when you suffer from multiple personality disorder and self-obsession."
If any of us did that in an airport on 9/11, we'd be up on federal terror charges.
Kayne can kiss my ass.
Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 4:18pm.
IT must be a crack head that got a hold of the worng stuff!
WHERE DA GOLD AT?
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It must be in the basement of the leprechaun with that old whistle or whatever of his grandfather's from the 1500s. From Ireland.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Kanye is such an asshole. I know his father, and his father is a psuedo-Christian, misogynistic "counselor". It's no wonder Kanye is as screwed up as he is.
Submitted by dustbunny on September 12, 2008 - 8:09pm.
Figures he gets his assistant to do his hissy fits and do the damage for him. He better give that assistant a huge bonus for taking the fall for him.
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Actually his assistant is the one who smashed the camera and went after the TMZ guy, it's clear as day on the video.
But I'm kinda glad he walks, or we'd never hear the end of it.
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on September 12, 2008 - 4:31pm.
Someone in one of my classes said today that her card was broken too, she had no idea why it happened but had to order a new one. I will tell her about the forums, thanks!
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Dick happens! - MK
O/T : I'm amazed that anyone buys Macbooks anymore.
Apple, who used to be fantastic, has gotten just as bad as Windows, when it comes to breaking shit on their computers with their software updates.
My 2 year old Macbook (off of warranty, OF COURSE) wireless card does not work anymore, period, thanks to a hack job of a software update by Apple that is just plain unfixable. It's a wirespread problem that is ALL OVER the Macbook forums, and noone at Apple has a fix for it.
I have to go out and buy a new friggin card. I'm soo pissed at Apple these days.
steps down off of soapbox.
Back on topic: Oh yeah, and Kanye, shut your friggin piehole. Nobody cares, and you are not Jesus incarnate. no matter what you think of yourself.
I think crack must be cheap and if is expensive then that shit is overpriced because cocaine is mixed whit baby pouder and other shit to make more money , so crack its really a bunch of shit and a little bit of cocaine
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Where's the mugshot!?! I must know if he's got his pie hole wide open or not in it.
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Dick happens! - MK
could his fucking teef be any whiter?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
IT must be a crack head that got a hold of the worng stuff!
WHERE DA GOLD AT?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
"Crack is cheap!"
Right, Whitney...which just means you were able to buy MORE of it!
Crackheads!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
speakit, me too!
such a great song....better than anything Kanye does.
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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"
and on tha note FatMartha I'm outta here...enjoy your weekend!!
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Crack is not really cheap. I think it costs just about the same or even more than regular coke. A) because it has to be cooked and B) it's really, really bad to be caught with crack, so the dealer is taking a big risk (I think). I've never actually bought it, but I heard the cheap thing is a myth. I could be completely wrong, though.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
@PSL
'Runaround' is one of my favorites songs evah.
Damn, girl, you're in my brain. While you're in there, I could use a tune up.
OnT- Apple probably doesn't want that kind of free publicity.
his boo-boo face is priceless.
HAPPY POO FRIDAY!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 3:10pm.
so crack is for cheap junkies
Yup! cheap mixture, cheap high, hence the term $2 ho!
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
BITCHES IT'S FRIDAY.
That's the only thing worth putting on this post. Oh, and that KANYE IS A STUPID TWAT. That's about all.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 12, 2008 - 3:44pm.
And he even made time to eat a big piece of apple.. Now don't swallow that whole, You'll choke!
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Swallow it whole, Kanye! Swallow it whole!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 12, 2008 - 4:08pm
so crack is for cheap junkies
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
People people people!
*clears throat*
Crack IS cocaine. In the hard form. So you can smoke it. Snortable crack is called cocaine.
LOL
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Figures he gets his assistant to do his hissy fits and do the damage for him. He better give that assistant a huge bonus for taking the fall for him.
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 12, 2008 - 4:02pm
if they snort cocaine why dont they snort crack too??
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bcuz it would be like snorting nerds candy!! lol!!!
I love Nerds candies!! mmmmm!!
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
Nice face, Kanye. Did you finally get a whiff of your own bullshit?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
How about some proper English, Kanye?
What a stupid fuck.
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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK.
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 12, 2008 - 4:02pm
if they snort cocaine why dont they snort crack too??
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
THE CAMERA DID NOT 'LIKE' BLACK PEOPLE SO WE HAD TO TAKE IT DOWN. NOW I MUST GO BACK AND SCRATCH SOME FORKS TOGETHER FOR THE BACKGROUND OF MY NEXT 'AMAZING' SONG IN WHICH I WILL TALK IN.
LATE, KAYNE
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 2:49pm.
to answer your question. Crack is cocaine cut with baking soda and cooked in water.
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
Iliked that song at the end of the VMA's.
I did not like the remix he released as a single
i love lamp
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 2:55pm.
by PlayaSlaya on September 12, 2008 - 3:50pm.
I guest what I mean is like from where do cracks come , I know that for meth they mix some shit together , but for crack I have no idea
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Well I cant reveel ma sicrit resipee on this here intranets call ma pryvit fone an i'll tell ya.
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
I like a couple of Kayne's songs, but the fact that he acts like a total douche bag overshadows his music.
So much for that hard-earned street cred...
And his silence will last only as long as his legal advisors tell him it has to last.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
That manbag... Bad choice Kanye...
kanye!
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Um, his teeth look fucking ridiculous.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
by PlayaSlaya on September 12, 2008 - 3:50pm.
I guest what I mean is like from where do cracks come , I know that for meth they mix some shit together , but for crack I have no idea
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I like some of Kanye's music. He's an obvious arrogant asshole, but produces some tracks of FIYA!!
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
His silence wont last through the weekend.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I honestly think Kanye loves to refer to himself as the Black Jesus.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Oh sure, his assistant will pay the price.
And his MACBOOK AIR.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I guess I'm the only one that likes Kanye :/ ...well his music at least.
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 12, 2008 - 2:49pm.
"We back in the lab!!!
Meth Lab?? Crack Lab?? is crack even made on a lab??
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you can cook crack on a single burner hot plate! lol!!!
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
"We back in the lab!!!
Meth Lab?? Crack Lab?? is crack even made on a lab??
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Hopefully this bitch walks...right into a ditch.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/