Friday, September 12th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
How many pairs of Spanx do you think Chestica is wearing? - Hollywood Tuna
Marc Jacobs and some dude put on a kissy show for the paps - Towleroad
Can it be? "9 to 5" the musical is actually good? - Popbytes
Is Kiki the newest member of the alien army? - Lainey Gossip
RiRi's hair still looks like caca, but that drink she looks delicious - Popsugar
WTF happened to Channing Tatum's body? - Just Jared
Drunk celebrities galore - Cityrag
Lisa Rinna has some serious nipples (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Damn. Katharine McPhee has a big rack - Egotastic!
Sophie Monk bike rides in a bikini top. That's talent - IDLYITW
Kim Kardashian does not care about the safety of schoolchildren - Hollywood Rag
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I like Jessica's dress, but she must be wearing 100 layers of Spanx for each body part. At least two pairs for the stomach area and then maybe 4 for each leg?!
Your face!
I think she looks great here too, but I had to stop the youtube. That laugh is sooooooooooo annoying.
angel-i: I agree with you. Do some research, hone your craft. But we live in a society where a "singer" goes crazy & shaves her head, beats a car w/ an umbrella, is institutionalized & loses her kids AND SHE GETS FUCKING REWARDED FOR IT! TV roles, awards, etc. Of course KK thinks it will just be handed to her. That's how she got her tv show, right?
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Stoney she said the dudes dont wear cups in foot ball casue it slows them down!
ha ha ha!!!! OKEY DOKEY!
I felt kind of bad for her when she was talking about how even the president called her a jinx.
Im like well then you two tards need to get in a cage and fight it out! Id love to see a Bush/Simpson smack down. I bet theyre cousins
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
ok I'm a girl, When I pee, and its a lot, I feel weird b/c it fucking sounds loud..And I'M way close to that damned water in th toilet. So when a guy pees, ya know standing, Does it splash, and make him embarassed, like Does it sound super loud, and echo in the bathroom? Like when they pee in the toilet?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
duct tape works way better then spanks. you get free hair removal with that nifty service too!
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AHHHHHHH!!!! She's fucking talking about JOCK STRAPS AND CUPS.
Plus, she's a fuckin RETARD with her country shit. "He's firin' that pig skin real right!"
*blows head off*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Dang...RiRi's drink makes me wanna go get a fruity slushie from Sonic...those things are soo good (only a dollar from 2-4pm!)especially when you add some vodka to it
Jessica's dress is fabulous, I must say.
Drunk celebrities? ...getting drunk sounds good right now =)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Thank You C Word!
That was my guess, but it could have been the opposite, manorexic.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
She said: "I would be down with starting a pop career, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing."
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It's stuff like this that makes me hate Kim Kardass. Musicianship, even vocal musicianship is a skill honed with a lot of time and love and effort. It's not just: well, mebbe I should be a singer. That girlie needs some culture - she needs to go to the ballet, and see an orchestra and watch an opera. Yeesh. Dontcha got that down there? The LA Ballet? It's catchy...
Edited for hilariously uncalled for profanity.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
How many pairs of spanx? I'm guessing that everywhere you don't see skin, there are spanx.
Maybe I'm old school or something, but I think that's the way a woman's body should look. I don't dig the skinny. It's easy for me to say that since I'm not.
Now where's my donut?
This man came in to pay his insurance, his shirt said
NWTF..I was like "awesome shirt" *blank stare to him* It meant, National Wild Turkey Foundation, Of course not the awesome Wild Turkey I drank on me lunch break out of some chicks belly button.. hmph!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Ok yes she is pretty thooooooooooooo
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Submitted by loozer on September 12, 2008 - 2:38pm.
What did happen to Channing? Really, I can't access the site.
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He's looking...puffier since we last saw him.
Not yet Gary Dourdan-sized, but getting there.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Oh watch the entire thing stoney.
she be trippin!
like seriously, shes seeing tracers right this very moment! very very dumb woman!
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Damn! I think JSimpson is sexy!!! I would do her severely, over and over!! Not like we have to have meaningful conversations!!
*NOT ducking pork chops*
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
She looks great.
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Wow....Katherine Mcphee is really trying to make the "career thing" happened.....
Channing is in Love so it explains the Fatness...
Jessucka is wearing a Girdle....
Rhianna Is Hot.....
And The Rest....Meh....i'm over it......
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"Home remedy #108: IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
All snark aside she actually looks okay here.
(where can I get some spanx)
Kikis got some whacked out shiot going on
I'm going to stab myself in the face if Kim get's a recording contract.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vo_4Otl_FSQ
Oh my god. I'm watching this shit right now with Jessica on Letterman. The only thing she's talking about is TONY. First date, first kiss, dinner, etc. Jesus Christ woman, don't you ever learn!!?!?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
*sobs* My channing has let himself go! I guess that is what happens when you find a woman. Lazy men.
How many layers of spanx? I say all the industrial-strength spanx she could find. No, she's not FAT... but she's quite chunky.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
what the shit?
I just found where i still have green exfoliating beads from my freaking scrub on the side of my fucking neck!
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What did happen to Channing? Really, I can't access the site.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
She has a fabulous rack though!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
I like people like Jessica they make me feel like Albert Einstein.
I tried watching Letterman last night...good lord just stop trying Jess.
I think Jessica looks great here.
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I agree. I like this look a lot better than her most recent "hillbilly skank" collection.
Nerdology - Advice, recommendations, and praise for Nerds.
Did you guys see her bloated ass on letterman last night making an idiot out of herlsef?
We guessed that the bitch MUST be a closet stoner. She would have had to have been HIGH HIGH HIGH as a ...a..... well as high as I was because there is no way she was NOT high.
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I'm more interested in why she's wearing gas station keychains for earrings.
Her Face isn't wearing enough spanx, that's for sure!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
she is not fat but she is gaining alot of weight
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
"How many pairs of Spanx do you think Chestica is wearing?"
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All of them.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
I think Jessica looks great here. BUT bitch still can't sing. I watched her performance from The View. OHMYGOD. She wouldn't make it past round one at the Regional Fair Talent Show!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"