Friday, September 12th 2008
Afternoon Crumbs
How many pairs of Spanx do you think Chestica is wearing? - Hollywood Tuna
Marc Jacobs and some dude put on a kissy show for the paps - Towleroad
Can it be? "9 to 5" the musical is actually good? - Popbytes
Is Kiki the newest member of the alien army? - Lainey Gossip
RiRi's hair still looks like caca, but that drink she looks delicious - Popsugar
WTF happened to Channing Tatum's body? - Just Jared
Drunk celebrities galore - Cityrag
Lisa Rinna has some serious nipples (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Damn. Katharine McPhee has a big rack - Egotastic!
Sophie Monk bike rides in a bikini top. That's talent - IDLYITW
Kim Kardashian does not care about the safety of schoolchildren - Hollywood Rag
Lisa nips aren't that huge, her gigantic fake lips are too big.
Channing's hotness has left the building ahem the state.
Jessica actually looks good in this picture, and Channing Tatum is fug.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Jess look good
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NO I'M NOT HISPANIC I'M JUST A CRAZY CHICK HENCE CHICA LOCA ANYWAY TO THE IDIOTS IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT I SAY BOO HOO SCROLL DOWN TO THE NEXT COMMENT & TO THE PROFESSORS THAT LIKE TO TELL US WE CAN'T SPELL KISS OUR....
Channing Tatum= Fuckin' Sad!!! He's one of those people who I guess gets too comfortable in a relationship, and lets himself go! Hey, your woman is still taking care of herself, show her the same respect! If your partner is looking good for you, then you need to look good for them too!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
after seeing her bare ass yesterday I hope she is wearing a TON of Spanx!! anything that approximates underwear is a good thing.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by Stoney on September 12, 2008 - 2:53pm.
I found the "performance":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyVX2fVz31s
*stabs eardrums with ice pick*
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Chickenhead hack.
Um...does she know any other songs?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.-----☆☆☆☆☆☆☆--------
Where's an industrial medical waste accident when you need one.
The dress Jessica is wearing--- Fran Drescher looked better in her red version.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 12, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Speakit,
Pete Wentz has your doughnut.
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Did he glaze it? cuz if he did, I'm on a diet.
Submitted by KD on September 12, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Besides, most of the time I dress like those slobs who get signed up for "what not to wear" so I'm comfortable most of the time.
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It's my freaking nightmare that I'm going to be nominated by my friends and family to be on that show!
http://fuzzygalore.buzznet.com
Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
Submitted by Stoney on September 12, 2008 - 1:53pm.
I found the "performance":
Yo Stoney, when you're done with that ice pick....
The fucking spazzed out faces she makes are as bad as her singing. My cat Johnson sings better.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I actually liked that "Step Up" movie.
First thing I thing I've ever seen Channing in.
Channing could gain even more weight and i'd still hit it. But i've always liked my men on the thicker side, so...
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Way to embrace all your illogicalities, Kiki.
Oh and way to prey on them when they're low, Tom--shows a lot of confidence in the genuine appeal of your religion.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Oklahoma
Call me if you can beesh!
Xxyxz.. OMG. Snap at what Underwears said. Underwears talks? She is soo jealous of not dating Tony anymore. Pathetic!
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Clarisse, that is sooo funny about the voices.
*makes slivers sounds for you* beans and wine
Okie
If you are gay... Then I am too
We're just. HAPPY. Yeah..that's it!
Clarisse, I always "think" your name in a Hannibal accent too.....heehee
I also laugh to myself whenever I see license plates with letters is a row like VLL, LCT, PSL, etc.....lol
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"I explained to them... 'Mom and Daddy run about naked all the time and we taped some things... and someone stole the tape.'"
-Pam Anderson to her sons
"He's firin' that pig skin real right!"
Oh dear god. Shut your cakehole, Chestica. What is with that stupid fake accent?!
Okie!
It because of Silence of the Lambs! I always say it with the Hannibal accent!!
Just like i when i read Carrottops posts i hear Gerard Butler and when i read your's i hear Slater from Dazed and Confused.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Jessica looks good here, and I don't like her ass...so that's saying something.
Channing Tatum has always been fug. He has an oddly thick head and neck.
Katharine McPhee bugs me. She's pretty but annoying at the same time.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
was at the store and saw an article about Carrie Underwears saying
Jessica looks fat! LMAO
I hate BOTH of those fat bitches
Xxyxz. Oh snap! I want to piss on you!! Note: I wasn't singing that to you, but to you know who *points to KIM* lol.. Yeah, but like the guy standing, the stream has sooo much farther to go, seems like it def would be louder. I just wondered if this freaks them out. I'm totallly gay!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Clarisse.....I don't see her appeal either...
Fat Martha.....PLEASE?? You know what I am talking about......(one thread, please, just keep in in ONE- you guys already have two or three....)
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"I explained to them... 'Mom and Daddy run about naked all the time and we taped some things... and someone stole the tape.'"
-Pam Anderson to her sons
Submitted by oklahoma on September 12, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Most jobs I've worked at, I've had them agree to let me & others do Blue Jean Wednesday along w/ Friday now for those same reasons. that way, I can concentrate more on work, and less on what I wear, and its bettter on everyone!
haha retards!
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That wouldn't fly where I work. Only on Fridays, days we clean or move offices, and during the slow holiday weeks. Besides, most of the time I dress like those slobs who get signed up for "what not to wear" so I'm comfortable most of the time. Especially since I lost weight and now all my freaking pants are HUGE on me because I don't feel like buying more.
Oklahoma
Re... Pee times
IDK if guys pee louder then we do. They use urinals in public restrooms
And they don't have water in them.
Mr.xx pees loud at home.
Hey... Just because there is a Kim Kardassian thread
You don't HAVE to bring up pee times!!!
*cries*
Everybody just leave her alone
Note: I'm just kidding
Clarisse..Fuck, for some reason, I always feel like saying your name in like a zombie or monster, mummy like voice or tone.. Like Cclaarrisse *holds arms out* *steps over pile where face just peeled off a bit* ooo i'm scary!! Don't ask me why..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I just don't get it. I guess blonde and boobs cover a lot of flaws…
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Remember we're talking about men here. OF COURSE BLONDE AND BOOBS COVER A LOT OF FLAWS. pant pant gnash pant grr rrow.
Oh fortune, how you mock me.
Okie! *hugs* Hi. :>
*does a shart* Just for you.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
PSL,
I caught a story this AM about Tony Romo, after playing the Sunday game, getting 13 stitches in his chin and flying from Cleveland To Dallas, Romo stopped to help an elderly couple with a flat. I was thinking, Jessucka can not be as vapid and vile as we think if Tony stays with her. Then I see shit like that, and I think, no, she is that vapid and vile!
I just don't get it.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 11:32am.
Did you guys see her bloated ass on letterman last night making an idiot out of herlsef?
We guessed that the bitch MUST be a closet stoner. She would have had to have been HIGH HIGH HIGH as a ...a..... well as high as I was because there is no way she was NOT high.
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If she were stoned her music would be better.
That being said should it transpire that she's a smoker I will start paying attention to her. If she's been high all this time - wow that deserves some serious respect.
Kim Kardashian does not care about the safety of schoolchildren - Hollywood Rag
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That sounds like Kanye west saying:
George Bush does not like Black people..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
why is chestica still relelvant to anyone but her fucking dad who fucks her???? WHY I ASK YOU, WHY?
Is it sit on my face Friday?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
What exactly looks good about her?
Besides her boobs docked for motorboating.
The bondage bandage Barbie dress is blah, she looks like a mental patient, and she's a dumbass.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I could not finish the interview did she get to talk about her album??????? because all I hear was Tony. cup.jock strap and stupid laughter.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by KD on September 12, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Off topic: I still don't understand why these corporate nazis were so against my naptime idea. If they want me to be more productive, they BETTER give me one! STAT!
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Most jobs I've worked at, I've had them agree to let me & others do Blue Jean Wednesday along w/ Friday now for those same reasons. that way, I can concentrate more on work, and less on what I wear, and its bettter on everyone!
haha retards!
I can't wait until Romo dumps Jess- she cannot keep her fucking mouth shut!
Kim Kardashian doesn't give a shit about anyone- obnoxious,fat assed whore.
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"I explained to them... 'Mom and Daddy run about naked all the time and we taped some things... and someone stole the tape.'"
-Pam Anderson to her sons
Speakit,
Pete Wentz has your doughnut.
On topic: I think Jessucka looks good. She is just needs a lobotomy and her yapper stapled shut.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by chin chin on September 12, 2008 - 2:51pm.
Submitted by Stoney on September 12, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Oh my god. I'm watching this shit right now with Jessica on Letterman. The only thing she's talking about is TONY. First date, first kiss, dinner, etc. Jesus Christ woman, don't you ever learn!!?!?
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fuck, i couldnt even finish watching it, she was so dumb she made my asshole clench up
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That's almost as embarassing as that last blonde who he dated that is STILL talking about when they were together.. Like Get over it! I mean, someone hand me some scissors, and lets cut these ropes already..
Fuck his body, wtf happened to his FACE???
Off topic: I still don't understand why these corporate nazis were so against my naptime idea. If they want me to be more productive, they BETTER give me one! STAT!
I found the "performance":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyVX2fVz31s
*stabs eardrums with ice pick*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
"How many pairs of Spanx do you think Chestica is wearing? there isn't a number high enough to answer that question...
kk can't help her speeding through a school zone...somehow her giant ass got caught on the gas peddle...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc
Submitted by Stoney on September 12, 2008 - 2:40pm.
Oh my god. I'm watching this shit right now with Jessica on Letterman. The only thing she's talking about is TONY. First date, first kiss, dinner, etc. Jesus Christ woman, don't you ever learn!!?!?
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fuck, i couldnt even finish watching it, she was so dumb she made my asshole clench up
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Jess looks like a robot in the pic. Seriously, it looks like the way she is moving is very mechanical.
"Is Kiki the newest member of the alien army?"
Holy Hotdog on a stick, are they on a recruiting drive?
Eh, they can have her.
Jessica, how many pairs of spanx does it take her to figure out they don't make her brains bigger by squeezing from the bottom up?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 3:19pm.
ha ha ha! A girl came in here today before work EARLY to change out of the exact same thing she wore yesterday....... sexy times!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 12, 2008 - 2:48pm.
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Word.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 2:38pm.
what the shit?
I just found where i still have green exfoliating beads from my freaking scrub on the side of my fucking neck!
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Don't be embarrassed.. I forgot to change clothes this morning and I really should have thought twice about wearing that naughty Tweety bird outfit to bed.
((shaking tail feather))