These Three Actually Made A "Most Stylish" List
UsWeekly has come out with their second annual list of the 25 Most Stylish New Yorkers. You know, because next to Vogue, UsWeekly is the go-to fashion bible. The list included Aubrey O'Day, Ty Ty Banks and that one frigid bitch from that one morning talk show.
Aubrey definitely belongs on that list. Nobody expertly mixes the styles of "cracked out disco dancer," "hooker with a penis" and "burnt up Palm Beach socialite" quite like Aubrey. She is a true fashion artiste.
I also agree with their choice of Ty Ty, because if I don't, she'll sic her tenhead on me. Hasselcrack shouldn't be on a "best" anything list.
The list also includes John Legend, Christian Siriano, Kelly Ripa, Gayle King, Sean Avery and Nina Garcia. Click here to see all the hos on the list.
Us completely fucked up by not mentioning one of the most stylish New Yorkers of all-time: ROJO CALIENTE!!!! This hot bitch makes an outfit from the clearance bin at Men's Warehouse look like a million dollars! She is a style icon. Just the other day I wore a pair of old pleated khaki shorts in her honor. And I can't believe I just admitted that I own a pair of pleated khaki shorts.
Are they serious? And M.K. is right. Who the hell in fashion looks to US magazine? Aubrey O'Day?
And pick people who are chic on their own, not because of stylists. (Don't you kind of miss the days pre-stylists, where people took miscalculated and unintentionally funny, risks?)
I'm not even commenting on Hasselcrack.
Stylistas (not just on the red carpet or in movies): Kate Moss, Carolyn Bessett-Kennedy (RIP), Cat Power, Nicole Ritchie (sorry!), Chloe Sevigny, Miuccia Prada, Milla Jovavich (sp?), and me(!!)
Someone tell Aubrey O'Nay that Jane Fonda, circa 1985, called and wants her look back!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Please. There are more stylish anonymous NYers...
Aubrey O'Day? Gayle King? Hasselbeck?
Pfft.
Thanks angel. Bye.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Nite, Mr. Pres:)
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Darlin on September 12, 2008 - 7:14pm.
But my therapist tells me I'm making great progress, honest. Goodnight all and stay safe Texas!
ps: MK, please,please,please don't post that pic of Aubrey in the blue dress. Thanks.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
It's like seeing a beautiful national park being trashed and cluttered with litter and debris. Get her a half decent stylist and she will be something else. Can't quit you, Aubrey.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hi, Mr. President:)
O my:
http://www.juicyuk.com/2008/09/danity-kane-vmas-2008.html
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Mr. President on September 12, 2008 - 10:20pm.
angel, I've seen worse from her. You know, ever since her triumph at the VMAs, I've been reassessing our girl Aubrey.
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LOL! Mr. Pres. I gotta go find that now - you mentioned it before. She must have been something!
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Mr. President on September 12, 2008 - 10:27pm.
Actually, McCain was the chaperone at her 8th grade Homecoming dance.
Hi, PSL. How are you, dear?
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
Don't worry PSL, I just peeked in to Perez's site and WTF was that she had on?!?! Looks like she just got puked on by a smurf. She just snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hello, TV. Wasn't Martha dating McCain at the time?
Oh, and hi angel.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ok, Mr President, if you are re-assessing Aubrey, looks like I need to slap you upside the head.
Hi TV honey!
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Submitted by Mr. President on September 12, 2008 - 10:20pm.
I'm old, our hot cheerleader was Martha Washington.
Evenin, Mr. Pres
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You should only post on Farrah Fawcett threads, because you're as funny as anal cancer.
angel, I've seen worse from her. You know, ever since her triumph at the VMAs, I've been reassessing our girl Aubrey. That outfit is pretty cute, sort of like a Rainbow Brite Halloween costume. OMG, that reminds me of the hot cheerleader in our high school who wore this really sexy Rainbow Brite costume at the Halloween dance. HOT!
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Submitted by Mr. President on September 12, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Love you Aubrey!
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Oh and here I thought you'd, at least, be disappointed by that picture!
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Love you Aubrey! About time the media started recognizing you as the superstar that you are. xoxo.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
A man would have to be seriously messed up in the head to find Aubrey O'Day attractive. He would have serious issues that need to be addressed.
All these bitches need to give their PR-bitches a mega raise.
Like yesterday!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Aubrey O'Day stylish?! In hooker's land maybe! That heffer is far away from being stylish!
Tim Gunn is the style guru...so surprised he wasn't on the list. I so wish my BF dressed as well as he does. Anywho...why wasn't Katie Helms on this damn list, her take on the pegged leg jean makes her a fashion icon! And I am so appalled not to see Shauna Sand and her luscious lucite heels?!!?
Your face!
Christian and Nina definitely deserve to be on the list, but where is Tim Gunn? That man has more style in one of his well-manicured pinkies than any of the rest of these hos. Aubrey O'Day? Bitch, please. How the hell did that happen? And as much as I hate Hasselbitch, I like that dress.
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"I'd like to give a shout out to all the honkies & crackas... I'd also like to say to my sistas at Walgreens ~ what's up??"
I bet that My Little Pony Parker is beating Ferris Bueller for not making this list.
*phone rings*
US Weekly: Thank you for calling US Weekly, can I help you?
O'Day's agent: Hello. This is Aubrey O'Day's agent. I was wondering why the fuck my client's name hasn't appeared in your magazine lately!
US Weekly: How much you got?
O'Day's agent: Five hundred dollars.
US Weekly: Ok. That gets her on the 25 Most Stylish New Yorkers list.
O'Day's agent: Thanks! Check's in the mail!
*hangs up*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Clearly US Weekly owed a few skanks some favors. Have these cows been funneling them gossip on other celebs? Very suspicious...
Aubrey O'Day. Aubrey fucking O'Day?!? You know, the staff at US Weekly probably gets a huge kick out this shit. They're all rolling around in kickbacks from those agents and laughing their asses off.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Aubrey Oday??? Really? In that outfit??? Really.
Well, GO figure that one out.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
WTF?!? Stylish New Yorkers?!? More like losers with no style.
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
First pic: Skank.
Second pic: Stank.
Third pic: Asshole.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Thank God i'm smart enough to know that that isn't style......
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ILOVEPAPA: *bow-chicka-bow*!
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Ilovepapasmurf: I think I love you."
Don't think. Love.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Its good to see that someone else noticed that every bitch on the red carpet is fucking orange!!!
YAY MISSY!!!!!
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ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod im hyperventialting...
so, ill be in nyc REAL SOON THEN!!!!!!!
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Yay KDRACO!
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HEY.. I should be on that list. No one can rock parachute pants and a tube top like me. NO ONE.
MISSY! Im soooo taking you there!
That enitre area has developed some major fashion spots!
You can always go and have a look then take a sketch to a good seamstress with your fabric of choice and save MAJOR MULA plus it will fit like a glove!
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Ok, this list was composed by blind prostitutes, right? RIGHT?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Lolo: I will def email you next week and we can make plans to check it out....yey *Dancing in my chair*
_Submitted by kdracofan on September 12, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Hell yeah! You have my email!
You would LOVE it!
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"And I can't believe I just admitted that I own a pair of pleated khaki shorts"
MK: I think I want a divorce
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Lolo: we should go! :)
*thanks for the heads up!!!!*
Isprained
word! you either have style or you don't. You can't buy it, rent it, learn it.
some people just have the talent of putting themselve's together in a nice fashion.
Audrey Heburn
Liz Taylor
like that.
in our time, I think of women like Catherine zeta Jones, say what you will she always looks fantastic.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Missy *thank you* Yes! the japanese girls here in NY are flawless most of the time too...Its impressive.
Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 12:09pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on September 12, 2008 - 1:32pm.
HEy now there is this store on Clinton street that this Japanses couple owns. Its on the block next to Cube 63 sushi between stanton and rivington. The stuff can be a bit pricey, but it is all hand made and indie labels from Japan. I got some really hot shit on sale there once.
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WHAT?!?!?! Lolo, do you know how HARD it is to get japanese labels in the states??? TAKE ME THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! surrsley
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Aubrey is just a clown hooker.
Tyra (IMO) has a horrible fashion sense. Even my mom commented that for a supermodel, she has horrendous taste in clothing.
Elisabeth is so bland and annoying that I never notice what she wears.
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Submitted by kdracofan on September 12, 2008 - 1:41pm.
NU UH! you rock!
If you love sushi go to Cube while you are there. Thos two guys are the same guys who use to be at Bond Street Sushi!
Volcano roll.... all im saying!
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Nope. Style is flawless and effortless and almost everybody in H-town tries to effin' hard.
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