Faith Dealer By Day, Coke Dealer By Night
Holy cokey! Reverend Christopher Layden, a catholic priest, has been arrested and charged with selling coke from his church office and rectory. 33-year-old Chris was busted on Wednesday at St. John's Catholic Newman Center on the University of Illinois campus in Urbana. The cops were able to catch him thanks to a little help from an "informant." Jesus works in mysterious ways.
Cops confiscated three grams of coke during their search of his rectory. But did they search his rectum?
Fox News reports that Chris pleaded not guilty to "two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and one count of possession with intent to deliver 1 to 15 grams of cocaine near a church." The charges are more severe because he committed the crime on church property. His bail was set at $50,000. The Catholic Diocese of Peoria has suspended him.
I wonder what Rev. Chris' confessionals were like? "Forgive me father for I have sinned.....and can I get half a gram?" Rev. Chris would respond, "Say twenty Hail Marys and
And do you think Rev. Chris blessed the coke? That's a selling point!
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 3:41pm.
ok, heres my advice to men who want to get good head.
STIMULATE THE GIRL FIRST! get her really hot and wet and going strong, and THEN break out the tube steak
thats when I like giving head the most is when im really turned on already
ok ive said too much
*blushes*
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Oh by all means, continue! :-)
I like blowjobs as much as the next guy, but the fact is, most of us guys are one and done, at least for a while. And if I have gone thru the trouble of getting a girl all wet and worked up, I've got go down and admire my work. You girls are awesome like that, so many ways to get you off and so many ways to get you all going again without missing a beat.
Jesus I'm gonna need a smoke soon! LOL
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 12, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Oh Mrs. K, there are!
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Boob3rries,
Actually i know a women who HATE's giving oral! "It takes too long and it makes my jaw hurt."
I always want to explain to her that if it takes that long to make her boy blow his load, then your doing it wrong. I mean you can make it last as long as you want, but damn if your getting tired, grab his ass and get it done.
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Wait---
There are straight men out there who, SHAVE THEIR BOYS?!?!?!?! What is this, Bizarro World?!?!?!
Pudge would no sooner shave his boys than he would stick a red hot poker up his ass.
ROTFLMAO
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
So that's how they hook the boys in.
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 1:41pm.
hey it's true
when a man gets a woman to that point of hot and heavy, head is a natural reaction
explanation: Karate mouse = no one wants to take his cheese
makes more sense in spanish >.<
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Good Advice!
Its all truth!
Ive a gotta ... im going home now!
ha ha ha!
Some one give me a damn ciggie!
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ok, heres my advice to men who want to get good head.
STIMULATE THE GIRL FIRST! get her really hot and wet and going strong, and THEN break out the tube steak
thats when I like giving head the most is when im really turned on already
ok ive said too much
*blushes*
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had a girl once that wanted me to stick it in her ear...must be, cuz every time I tried to stick it in her mouth she'd turn her head! LOL
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Hubby:
BE MY HARRY POTTER, GIMME A MEATY WAND WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA
refer to Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone
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I just know this priest was blowing coke smoke up altar boys' no-no holes!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
*grabs okie*
*kisses glare out of eyes*
*tweaks nip and runs*
hehe! what mama?
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LUST is a good thing........I may have to make a phone call now, and run out for a while......
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"I explained to them... 'Mom and Daddy run about naked all the time and we taped some things... and someone stole the tape.'"
-Pam Anderson to her sons
*glares* How lame!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 1:32pm.
well I will correct myself cause you're right
i know people who hate the idea
but IMO (also) yeah they are missing out
I wouldn't blame them if they actually tried and their first dude was what we call in Argentina a "Karate mouse"
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_Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 4:03pm.
I LOVE lust!
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TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumping*
yeah yeah bring it on!!
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lolo, i have a shirt that says
"sometimes Im thinking that I love you but I know its only lust.. lust.. lust..lust.. lust....."
so thatll do for the love part for my meat wand sucky times :)
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If priests molested little girls instead of little boys, would they have to change the rectory to the vaginary?
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Submitted by Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 2:30pm.
no I actually know one person who really doesnt like it. shes missing out, IMO!
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I need to introduce you girls to MY WIFE! LOL
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
This sounds silly but i have to be in love to suck a guys meat wand.
Ive only loved two men.
I have "like, liked LIKED" MANY though ha ha ha!!!!
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i love it too! any good dlist slut would!!
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Jeffro, a woman that tells you that she doesn't like to suck dick (and I mean, a grown woman, not a tweenie) is LYING TO YO FACE or is a prude.
My grandma once told me: no oral or anal, that wasn't fashion in our times (eww).
Plus not ANY slut can suck a dick properly, sorry.
There is a fucking art to it!
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I agree missy, you either like sucking dick or you don't. I am in the former......:)
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-Pam Anderson to her sons
Jeffro,
"bald just isn't 'womanly'." THANK YOU!!!
Keep a nicely maintained landing strip and everyone is happy!
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nono jeffro, slut is a term of endearment here.
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lolo hahaha! grossss!!
Elaine Benes: "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things!"
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 3:24pm.
but some girls like sucking dick and some dont. sluts really dont care too mcuh about the hair either way. thats why god loves sluts! theyre non-discriminatory!
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Jeez just cuz a girl likes to suck dick shouldn't make her a slut! Is that why they're so hard to come by, cuz you perpetuate these LIES?!?! Goddamn it!!! :-)
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 1:24pm.
house rule
"Hairy balls = no head"
and it works! Well..he's still learning but 3 weeks of no head taught him better.
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OHHH CISCO oh no get yourself to a doctor you have some issues HA HA HA!
Booberries that was funny!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 12, 2008 - 1:23pm.
from a guy's perspective, trimmed chocha over bald. For some reason, bald just isn't 'womanly'. (one man's opinion)
NO, it ain't WOMANLY
it's GIRLY
and that's just wrong
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a guy friend of mine has such long balls he has to put that anti chaiffing stick on his thighs before he takes long walks.
Why did he tell me that any way?
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 12, 2008 - 2:21pm.
That's what I've been tryin to tell this guy...if you keep the playground well maintained, she may stick around down there longer!
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but some girls like sucking dick and some dont. sluts really dont care too mcuh about the hair either way. thats why god loves sluts! theyre non-discriminatory!
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LoLo
small enough? couldnt find a better scrotum
http://www.asiaandro.com/1008-682X/1/161f1.jpg
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Yuck, How is that possible for his socks, I mean, SACKS to be longer then his Dick?? *scratches my forehead w/ his nuts, cause they reach!*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
from a guy's perspective, trimmed chocha over bald. For some reason, bald just isn't 'womanly'. (one man's opinion)
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Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 1:17pm.
_Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 3:45pm.
sack times, yes.
the nut flaps
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ROTFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Why is he wearing a sheet over his shirt? Does it have offensive writing on it?
And dude is 33? He looks 50.
Lolo,
The super long ball sacks...we call that The Cisco.
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That's what I've been tryin to tell this guy...if you keep the playground well maintained, she may stick around down there longer! And vice versa...
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let us not forget:
http://visionsofypsi.blogspot.com/2007/08/tube-time-fun-w-visions-of-yps...
SORRY I HAD TO DO IT!! MAY GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES!!
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I really want to see a very tiny, short sack now!
you ever see a pair of super long balls? taint right!
edit: ADULTS ONLY!
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Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 1:18pm.
same way for women.. groomed not bare..
Bare chocha only works for pedos and I really hate it. And growing hair is itchy.
Ew.
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same way for women.. groomed not bare..
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SHORN - PARTICIPLEEAEOIU
transitive verb
1 a: to cut off the hair from b: to cut or clip (as hair or wool) from someone or something; also : to cut something from cchiefly Scottish : to reap with a sickle d: to cut or trim with shears or a similar instrument
2: to cut with something sharp
3: to deprive of something as if by cutting
4 a: to subject to a shear force b: to cause (as a rock mass) to move along the plane of contact
intransitive verb
1: to cut through something with or as if with a sharp instrument
2chiefly Scottish : to reap crops with a sickle
3: to become divided under the action of a shear
if you're asking if we like bald balls, I DO.
Hair in teef ain't pretty. or poking up your nose.
ew
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_Submitted by missy on September 12, 2008 - 3:45pm.
sack times, yes.
the nut flaps
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Jeffro11,
Trim yes. Manscaped ala Effron, NO. I likes my men to be men.
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OHH SHORN.. thought it was a typo and I know the scrotum only as the "yam bag"
I like trimmed, not shaven. 'scuse me SHORN hehe
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not shorT, shorN...yes, shaved.
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