Faith Dealer By Day, Coke Dealer By Night
Holy cokey! Reverend Christopher Layden, a catholic priest, has been arrested and charged with selling coke from his church office and rectory. 33-year-old Chris was busted on Wednesday at St. John's Catholic Newman Center on the University of Illinois campus in Urbana. The cops were able to catch him thanks to a little help from an "informant." Jesus works in mysterious ways.
Cops confiscated three grams of coke during their search of his rectory. But did they search his rectum?
Fox News reports that Chris pleaded not guilty to "two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and one count of possession with intent to deliver 1 to 15 grams of cocaine near a church." The charges are more severe because he committed the crime on church property. His bail was set at $50,000. The Catholic Diocese of Peoria has suspended him.
I wonder what Rev. Chris' confessionals were like? "Forgive me father for I have sinned.....and can I get half a gram?" Rev. Chris would respond, "Say twenty Hail Marys and
And do you think Rev. Chris blessed the coke? That's a selling point!
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does anyone else find it funny that the priests live in a place called the "rectory?"
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"...be gone, before someone drops a house on you, too!"
Oh, and let me add POLITICIANS to that, Sandbitch.
"Faith" in organized religion and rhetoric, and politicians/parties is also akin to dogshit on a boot.
Sandbitch:
"Faith" is the fulcrum of most things human.
In an organized "religious" sense, I too, think it dogshit
BUT
having "faith" that tomorrow the sun will rise
having "faith" that we work everyday towards a goal
having "faith" that there will be better and less violent times
(accompanied by informed, thoughtful and considerate living)
having "faith" that our lives will have meaning
having "faith" that our children and their children will be able to overcome the greed, inhumanity, and even diseases of today
having "faith" in ourselves and our loved ones
Those examples of "faith" I can comprehend. Not the blind, deaf and mute "faith" of "religion".
Submitted by MizRo on September 14, 2008 - 1:03am.
The concept of "priests" is an antiquated and untenable situation these days.
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The concept of *FAITH* is an antiquated and untenable situation. Yet, it sticks to the human boot like dog shit.
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Robert Smith ~ The Cure,
"I hate Madonna. She looks like she stinks!"
Lullaby - accoustic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxpMt8Qa00
I know this is nothing to brag about but I graduated from high school with him and I believe I was the first one that he smoked mary jane with. And we hippies say that it isn't a gateway drug.;)
But seriously, how can you say someone is a dealer and in the next sentence say you only found 3 grams. Hell, in my twenties 3 grams would have maybe lasted through a good night of partying. I feel sorry for his customers. Was he selling it by the line?
The concept of "priests" is an antiquated and untenable situation these days.
Catholocism is ridic: Pope wears Versace, priests run amok wth drugs and sex, all they want is money at every opportunity, blah, blah, blah.
I always thought it odd that the Pope felt free to dictate to Catholics on their sex lives. You know, seeing as how he DOESN'T HAVE SEX. If you don't play the game Popey, you don't get to make da rules.
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Cmon guys, how would the world be like if there wasn't catholocism...I mean, what other church will let you praise Jesus and drink alcohol at the same time??
[[Roman Catholic btw]]
"Jesus is shallow like that...He don't want no ugly ho's in his kingdom..." Tigerlilly
I wonder if he'll cut a deal and rat out some of the parishioners who confessed some crimes. Not all priests are molesters, BTW. I was an altar boy for a while and was never molested. But then again I was a really ugly kid.
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HA HA Thats effin awesome.....do lines off the hymn books....
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
Ahhh!! I live in Champaign! CRAZY!!!!!!!
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Yes Boob3rries!!!! I forgot about that one....
Pffft they can all bite me. I hate CULTS.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 12, 2008 - 3:35pm.
LMFAOROFL! The catholics NEVER cease to amaze me! This is like an episode of Weeds.
Oh man. And they told me I was a sinner for taking birth control. Priceless.
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And don't forget that abortion is also a sin.
never got how those two work
stoopid cherch
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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LMFAOROFL! The catholics NEVER cease to amaze me! This is like an episode of Weeds.
Oh man. And they told me I was a sinner for taking birth control. Priceless.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by FatMartha on September 12, 2008 - 3:25pm.
My man is my bitch as well and I have proven this many times mwehehehehe.
Oh and he is half irish so I get what ya saying only he doesn't have the hawt accent. He's a Canadian that speaks american, except he says EH instead of HUH like all Canadians.
And he's on the phone now so I told him about the hair issue, and he asked what I'd do if he shaved his legs and I told him that I would tit slap him to sleep
and he said OH WOULD YoU PUT ME IN A COMMA OVER THAT?
yes, yes I would...bitch.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
Submitted by FatMartha on September 12, 2008 - 2:03pm.
Sweetie, anyone, even a muscley guy, can be a crossdresser
Remember J Edgar Hoover?
OK I'll stop now.
I tease because I love.
Martha my dear you have always been my inspiration
Please
Be good to me Martha my love
Don't forget me Martha my dear.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
LOL Boo!! I like hairy guys too. ITA- they DO seem more manly. I have a really really attractive British friend who is part Irish. This means good looks, hawt accent, and body hair. He is delicious. When I see his chest hair poking out I just wanna rip his shirt off and snuggle my face against it. Sometimes I will pat it like a dog and he gets mad and calls me a "dirty Yank." Then I have a small orgasm. (He's one of those guys that is fun to fool around with in a non-sexual way but you'd never date him, know what I'm sayin'?)
Oh and my man IS my bitch! Trust. He knows this. xD
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 13, 2008 - 7:07am.
sandbitch, sit on my face, stat!
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There. Consider yourself well sat on.
So, um, CTH...do you come here often?? CCCC.TTTTT.HHHHHH! aaaeeeeeeiiii - someone call 911, CTH stopped breathing!
Submitted by FatMartha on September 12, 2008 - 3:03pm.
The most important thing here is that he is YOUR man and not anyone's bitch. (I mean maybe yours but yeah you get me, yes?). And if you like him like that, I'm no one to tell you different.
My husband is a fucking pullover, Ok? he's hairy as hell EXCEPT the ballies. And I love him like that, it keeps me warm when cuddling.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
Submitted by FatMartha on September 12, 2008 - 3:50pm.
I think we passed TMI a long time ago! =D
That sounds like a good bj. I'm gonna have to tighten up my technique because sometimes I'm all over the place sucking hard then soft then hard then soft again when I get tired. LOL!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Awww, I lub DebFrmHell lotses. ^^ She's like my momma - about the same age, used to be hippydippy, and ... um... well that's about it. But she likes guns like me! WHere is her sexy ass! DEB COME OUT!!!
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
sandbitch, sit on my face, stat!
poor Deb, she's gonna be pissed.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
CTH, just imagine how cheated DebFrmHell is gonna be when she realizes she's dipped out again!
wow, just wow I come in these lower chats and you all having sex without me!
I'm calling the county on your asses!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
@Mrs.K and Boo: LMAO. *facepalm* I hate you guys. KIDDING. I agree, it's weird, but he's a peach otherwise. What makes it even weirder is he's in the Marines. I mean, when I hear the word "Marine" I think "big macho muscley man". He's got the muscley part down and the man part. Big macho... not so much. Haha.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by FatMartha on September 12, 2008 - 1:52pm.
and, yes, unfortunately he shaves his legs
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This is personal taste but..ew? trimmed/shaven balls, I'm all yours, that is LOVELY.
A man without the rest of his body hair ain't a man.
But that is me!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
Submitted by FatMartha on September 12, 2008 - 1:52pm.
and, yes, unfortunately he shaves his legs
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Hmmmm, interesting...
Have you ever caught him shopping in the womens' shoe department? Or wearing your underwear?
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by Stoney on September 12, 2008 - 2:44pm.
If they have naggy wives, you will find many.
Hubby is one of the wipers. Otherwise no head. And if he hasn't wiped, he MUST take a shower before I go even near him
Oh and he has to have recently brushed his teeth or it aint happening..anything...at all
and yes yes I am a freak,
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Submitted by Stoney on September 12, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Did I hear that right? A man who wipes after pee times? Never heard of it!
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Me neither. Isn't that what the bowl of breath mints is for?
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Haha, yeah you guys heard right. He's like... super-hygienic. Like probably more than me. He is smooth as a baby down tharr and, yes, unfortunately he shaves his legs (NO COMMENT FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY xD). But it's not really a WIPE, per se... it's a dab. You know, just to get any he missed I guess? I haven't a clue. He told me one night on the phone when he was really drunk and peeing while talking to me. It was odd.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Submitted by Stoney on September 12, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Did I hear that right? A man who wipes after pee times? Never heard of it!
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Me neither. Isn't that what the bowl of breath mints is for?
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SO THAT'S why Pudge's Little Friend is so minty fresh.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
@Stoney: Haha, no prob. Usually for me it goes:
1) Kiss the tip
2) Tongue-flicky/teasey times
3) Nibble times!
4) Suck times with strokey strokey and squeezy balls part
5) Deep throat/ass grab!
Hope that's not TMI but I figured I'd share. xD It usually works well for me. =B
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 1:46pm.
Sounds like you're prepping yourself for a date with a cannibal.
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no, just my daily beauty regiment.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by Stoney on September 12, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Did I hear that right? A man who wipes after pee times? Never heard of it!
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Me neither. Isn't that what the bowl of breath mints is for?
Submitted by FatMartha on September 12, 2008 - 3:44pm.
I was talking to anyone who would listen, lol.
Thanks!! I did lick times first before the actual sucking. But he does ask for teeth most of the time, so perhaps I can try nibble times. Damn! So many new techniques, so little time! teehee
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 12, 2008 - 4:15pm.
So now I have to add bagina waxing to the sea salt scrub, the mud wrap, the aromatherapy, the hot stone massage, the energy balancing, the heller work, cooling coconut sugar scrub & mango enzyme body wrap, the chi alignment, the chakra cleansing, the reflexology, the cranium cradling, the glycolic grape peel, the Mukhralepa Indian bridal facial, the warm seaweed body wrap, Shiro Dhara forehead & scalp treatment and life purpose hand analysis for couples? Sorry I so not thave that much jam!
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Sounds like you're prepping yourself for a date with a cannibal.
Loooove me some coconut sugar scrub.
Submitted by Stoney on September 12, 2008 - 3:39pm.
All you Eastern whores got the 5 oclock bell already! Grrrr!
Anyways, so when he asks for teeth (which usually means he's about to cum) that's when I'll move the hands to the butt cheeks, squeeze and deepthroat, right? This should assure me jaw relaxing times after that, right?
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*looks around empty thread* I have no idea who you're talking to but I"ll answer anyways!! =B
Every guy is different, I guess... Mine likes when I kind of nibble on the head before the actual sucking. But besides that, yes on the butt squeezage part. Oh and I usually sink my nails in really hard too, but he's kind of one of those guys who is into a little bit of roughness/pain (hence the biting) so maybe just do squeezage the first time. Maybe experiment after that? I dunno. haha
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Did I hear that right? A man who wipes after pee times? Never heard of it!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
I gotta go too- time to grab the little dude from school.....byeeeeeeeee!
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I like coffee and I like tea- but to be able to enter a final plea...I still got this dream that you just can't shake- I love you to the point I can no longer take
-Blues Traveler "Runaround"
Lolo, as long as I have a face you have a place to sit.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Lovelies, It's cock(teehee)tail time.
Have a great one you wonderful deviants!
*edit cuz i'm a dork!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 1:22pm.
LMAO! How do you clean your chakra? Brillo pad?
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Lye and a high pressure fire hose.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by TITS on September 13, 2008 - 6:39am.
xxyxz I had to trim my pussy last night. Ended up getting bit.
Be careful.
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Crank up the weed whacker, whipper snipper.
xxyxz I had to trim my pussy last night. Ended up getting bit.
Be careful.
All you Eastern whores got the 5 oclock bell already! Grrrr!
Anyways, so when he asks for teeth (which usually means he's about to cum) that's when I'll move the hands to the butt cheeks, squeeze and deepthroat, right? This should assure me jaw relaxing times after that, right?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by LoLo on September 13, 2008 - 6:30am.
im going to go sit on someones face now!
ME ME MEEEEE!
"Sit on my face and tell me that you love me
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too"
Monty Python - Sit on my face.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xck9FaO_zA4&feature=related
All this sex talk is fun! Haha. My girlfriends here at school are all so shy and flinch at the word "sex". Seriously. So I'm soaking up all the tips I can get 'cause Mah Boo comes home in February.
Bye LoLo and Missy and Jeffro!
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
as much fun as it's been, I've got to fly. Hope you all get as well as you give! LOL
I'll be getting in touch with my inner redneck this weekend and taking my son to his 1st NASCAR race.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Love you sluts! Good night, and good fuck!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
FatMartha,
I think good grooming is assumed during sexy times. If I even have an inkling someone is stinky, they aren't even get in my living room, let alone in my mouth.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.