Friday, September 12th 2008
Douche With A Donut
In case you didn't figure it out from the overwhelming stench of dirty douche water reeking from these pictures, it's Pete Wentz in a disguise. A disguise that makes him look like Ned Flanders going to a Halloween party as Doris Day.
Only this twat bag could make a delectable donut look like a throbbing, wart-ridden butthole. And Ashlee's jeans are so fucking tight on him that I can pretty much see his uterus.
Here's more of the attention whore passing out baked crap and t-shirts from his new line in Los Angeles yesterday. For his sake, I hope Pete didn't wear this stupid shit in front of Papa Joe. Fake-looking blonde hair on a dumb vagina is all it takes for Papa Joe to pop a boner.
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 12, 2008 - 11:53am.
AJ-p
Where have you been?
Dont have a computer at home any more so when I have a temp job I play here.
But this job sicks because even though Im not doing anything this lady keeps on my ass for no reason.
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Donuts with sprinkles are SO emo.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 12, 2008 - 9:49am.
you in Canada??????//
SEE? EVERYONE LOVES TIM HORTON'S!!!! (thank you LCT for naming my boobs after such magnifique item!)
COME ON NOW, MOVE TO CALGARY! NOW I SAID!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
Good morning everyone!
I need a Krispy Kreme!
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Thanks, ANGEL! I love my Sarah Gollum!
AJ-p
Where have you been?
Miss Priss on September 12, 2008 - 11:52am
I am in the EST zone.
Ironically, I do not have a local Dunkin' Donuts, those Canadians I tell you, takin' over everything.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
there's so much about these pics I don't understand, and really don't need to
Submitted by carefreea on September 12, 2008 - 11:42am
I've never had Krispy Kreme either! They failed miserably when they tried to open franchises up here in Canada-land. The one in Calgary just closed, I guess we are just too devoted to Timmy's up here.
OT: I've worn tighter jeans than that in high school. (yeah, I was a whore)
Thanks for making me wish I were blind and leaving me wanting a donut, numbnuts.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Submitted by KD on September 12, 2008 - 10:44am.
I don't think krispy kremes are that good. To me they taste like greese with sugar on it.
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Agree totally. Way too greasy. And I like grease. Your generic bakery glazed donuts are better.
Bradi
TIM HORTONS!!! I love that friggin' place. I moved to a place where they don't have them.
Are you in Canada? US north east?
I'm jelly
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Sugar Magnolia
So far I've had 3 donuts and 2 cups of coffee..I feel the sugar/cafeine crush coming 4, 3,2
Normally when a guy wears jeans that tight you can see all sorts of goodies...but I swear Pete does not have one bulge. Either he is an experienced "tucker" or he truely has a vagine.
Submitted by KD on September 12, 2008 - 11:44am.
I don't think krispy kremes are that good. To me they taste like greese with sugar on it.
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THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAY!!
Okay.. checked the kitchen.. I have some stale bread, gum and pancake syrup. What can I do with that?
Either Asshole Simpson is a lesbian in disguise or this idiot is gay and Asshole is his beard. He's beyond douche, this twat always manages to look feminine... too feminine.
Anyway, I don't find him funny, trendy or amusing and I wish he could drop dead. He's a damn useless untalented tool.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
i love tim horton's. i'm moving back east just to get me some of that goodness.
He bothers me soooo much. I hate everything about him. I don't know how Ashlee Simpson could marry/fuck this assclown, but she's obviously as stupid and annoying as he is. He's totally wearing womens clothes. I feel ashamed for admitting that I like his boots AND jeans.
*shudder*
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
He is such a cornball, but I like his boots.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
I had a donut this morning from Tim Horton's.
Honestly, Bagels are too much damn work.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
WAIT A SEC! Is he having a Britney Breakdown??
white wig and mustache = pink wig
donuts = cheetos and fraps
wearing ash's clothes= not wearing bras
The similaries are glaring! He didn't shave his head, but I bet he waxed his balls! If he has any, that is.
I can't be near donuts either. I hate when some bitch brings a whole box of them to work
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Sugar Magnolia
I could have sworn that it was Jeremy Piven. Same difference.
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Emo mo mo mo mo
My pain, my pleasure, my heart, my world.
Bradi: "Douche" has slipped out of my mouth so many times, my 5-year-old asked me what it meant. That's the bad thing about dlisted. It becomes so commonplace to say stuff like that it just slips out ...
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 11:39am.
oh come on like your dads dont have outfits just like this!!!!!
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*looks in my dads closet*
*falls on knees & cries*
I don't think krispy kremes are that good. To me they taste like greese with sugar on it.
Brad Pitt, is that you?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Ha how appropriate. He's wearing "riding" boots.
That's what he wears when him and John Mayer douche each other
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Sugar Magnolia
Hes not a girl, not yet a woman
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
what a piece of shit. he's fug.
If Colonel Sanders had a flaming douche bag son, this is what he probably would look like.
dramaqueen365247 on September 12, 2008 - 11:41am
I have to ask, do you call him EmoDouche at home?
You know, by accident, a DLISTEDian slip?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
this guy thinks he's john mayer all of a sudden!!
I LOVE donuts. I have them maybe twice a year, but damn....I'd love to eat a dozen a day.
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"I explained to them... 'Mom and Daddy run about naked all the time and we taped some things... and someone stole the tape.'"
-Pam Anderson to her sons
I want a doughnut too. Friday carb attacks. I've never had a hot KK, am I truly missing out?
Please, it's almost lunch time! He makes me feel sick, with his low rise pants and ash's boots. *dry heaves*
It's like he's trying to be that Borat dude or something, and create his own other personalities. *rolls eyes*
I'm certain that little emo-wench Petey had some concept in mind when he created this donuthole character but whatever the concept was, it failed miserably. WTF exactly is he supposed to be?
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I want food. Seriously. Of any kind. I don't give a shit. I was too lazy to go shopping last night so hubby went on his own AND HE FORGOT TO BUY ME LUNCH FOR TODAY.
Yeah he's also my nanny.
Pete Wentz, I will hunt you down for that fucking piece of food and the rest of the boxes.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
What is most disturbing to me is that my stepson is a HUGE fan of this idiot's music.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
oh come on like your dads dont have outfits just like this!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
OMG I'd fart the alphabet for donut RIGHT NOW.
I've been craving one for weeks. Especially the Krispy Kreme ones when there all hot and freshly made mmmmm its like an orgasm for your taste buds.
What? A "look-at-me" disguise? That's new.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
or maybe he DOES want Papa Joe to give him the Jessica special?
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
This guy is criminally ugly.
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
I fucking hate this twathole
YOU'RE NOT FUNNY vagina man!
That poor kid will have the biggest douches as parents.
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Sugar Magnolia
OMG I want that donut...or same cake, a cookie, candy... brb gonna eat a tablespoon of sugar.
You need a license to fish but douches like this can procreate?!
Wonders...never....cease!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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