Friday, September 12th 2008
Douche With A Donut
In case you didn't figure it out from the overwhelming stench of dirty douche water reeking from these pictures, it's Pete Wentz in a disguise. A disguise that makes him look like Ned Flanders going to a Halloween party as Doris Day.
Only this twat bag could make a delectable donut look like a throbbing, wart-ridden butthole. And Ashlee's jeans are so fucking tight on him that I can pretty much see his uterus.
Here's more of the attention whore passing out baked crap and t-shirts from his new line in Los Angeles yesterday. For his sake, I hope Pete didn't wear this stupid shit in front of Papa Joe. Fake-looking blonde hair on a dumb vagina is all it takes for Papa Joe to pop a boner.
He looks like a Neanderthal cave man to me. I don't get what the big deal is about.
Tool.
Ned Flanders! Fucking brilliant! That is totally him!
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"Gimme a bottle o' anything....and a glazed donut.....TO GO-O-O-O-O-O!" -DLR
I want to shoot him.
"Submitted by Reluctant Whore on September 12, 2008 - 1:03pm.
This is John Mayer level doucheness. He's lost all edge because of his lame sell out behaviour recently so he's trying to get it back"
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you say this as if he ever had *edge*. are you joking? his band SUCKS & he's unattractive. how he ever became famous is beyond me. his wife is a total twit as well. why is it these kind are the ones that procreate.
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um, he's so gay...the last thing he needs is a son
OMG those boots are so hot. I need a pair
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I thought it was Jeremy Piven at first. Jeremy Piven trying to recreate the Beastie Boys' Sabotage video. Which is already a pretty douchy scenario, but with Pete Wentz, the douche factor goes to 11.
after a good laugh, i say he looks KICK ASS! now that's fashion. are you listening Pheobe Price?
I fucking hate him so much, even more than I hate Asshole Wentz-Simpson, that no-talent with a clothing line from Zellers.
I can't believe this douche actually impregnated anyone.
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"¡Todos somos iguales!" - Theodore Bagwell
No, siwwy, not a high five
THIS!
http://www.geocities.jp/takasusyachou/fart2/caputured2.html
save it for whenever you're bored.
it's a collection of 211 different real recorded farts.
EDIT I wish you came a little bit to the coke dealer priest thread for a second, its not the same without you..ahem
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i thought that was asslee in the back of the first thumb, doenst it look like her but fatter?
-=meow hiss purr=-
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 12, 2008 - 1:23pm.
oh my lord.
well you can sleep safe at night, because i love you and I say so, okai?
and I have a pwesent for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh? A high five?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I thought it was Piven. ~hahaha
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This twat and his lame assed, equally twatty wife are so self important. I can't stand them. This punkette takes himself WAYYY too seriously.
I seriously wish they'd vanish. Now.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 12, 2008 - 1:23pm.
oh my lord.
well you can sleep safe at night, because i love you and I say so, okai?
and I have a pwesent for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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Ned Flanders is way hotter than this douche!
Lolol. I can't believe this is real.
@clarisse - its ok I do too. The question is which one? Some are ok. Like ones from 5 years ago. Ha.
Submitted by Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 1:30pm.
"We must cease poo talk. I'm being bitched about again about the poo thing and all will be blamed on me. SAVE YOURSELVES!"
whaaaaa
WHO?!?!?!
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My lips are sealed. I would tell you, but I'd be accused of 'flipping out' and 'shit disturbing', as per usual. Getting mighty tired of being told what I can and can't post.
I am doing this to be a royal pain in the ass, btw. Censors can lick my taint.
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I've lived in WeHo for years and this is by far the gayest thing I've ever seen.
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I so wished the Piv would dress like this instead of stupid emo douche Wentz. Those jeans aren't very tight on him either...I'm somehow doubting the whole size 0 Ashlee Simpson controversy...
Your face!
this d-bag is really starting to annoy me.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
LCT I have a pwesent for you.
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Pete Wentz is having a "Chicos Kind of A Day".
Next time Debbie Phelps should pick out the outfit for him.
I thought that was Piv the Perv
Submitted by chin chin on September 12, 2008 - 12:33pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10
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O, I get it:
Low rent Panic at the Disco.
vanyvrgs' avvie's in that vid!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Poor Asslee. She married a poofter. Can't she get anything right? And why does she always look at the camera out of the side of her face? Makes her look like she thinks she's being sly.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
I want those fucking BOOTS!
*red bat phone rings*
Are you guys talking shit again????
On topic: I own a Fall Out Boy CD.
*hangs head in shame*
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
BelleBelle, how very... succinct of you!! haha!
everyone: really? Dlisted poo ban in effect? Well shit, let me know when its over cause I got a turtle head peekin'!!!
*dont get mad heheheeeheheee*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
"We must cease poo talk. I'm being bitched about again about the poo thing and all will be blamed on me. SAVE YOURSELVES!"
whaaaaa
WHO?!?!?!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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To CTH (and this is my LAST poo comment): So Maury does pooternity tests, now? lol.
LCT--Sorry, dear-don't wanna get you in hot water! It's just that pete wentz reminds me of a big piece of...
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 12, 2008 - 1:23pm.
*sigh* Walmart always has a tendency to bring out the poo in all of us. Congratulations, though! Who's the father?
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It's Hoffalina's! Here we thought only one of us could get impoognated, but it works!
We must cease poo talk. I'm being bitched about again about the poo thing and all will be blamed on me. SAVE YOURSELVES!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
the poo baby is Ned Smelly and I AM the father, we just got home from the maury show.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 12, 2008 - 12:19pm.
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*sigh* Walmart always has a tendency to bring out the poo in all of us. Congratulations, though! Who's the father?
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Damn, now want donuts!
You guys are killing me today. I am going to pee my pants from laughing.
Please add me to the following lists for comments and observation already made:
-thought it was Jeremy Piven at first
-don't know one shit song from this douche bag's band.
- think he should maybe not wear the blonde wig (lest he get a late night visit from Pape Joe)
- from Canada, eh?
- love the Tim Hortons
- think that wentz and mayer should just get it done and over with already
- pornstache (douche thinks it makes him look edgy)
Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on September 12, 2008 - 1:05pm.
LCT, you smooth beesh! I heard you popped out a precious poo baby earlier.
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TACO MOM TIMES! Yes, it was a bit of a surprise. I was in the bathroom at WalMart and poof, there it was. It's a welcome surprise nonetheless.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Fantastic pornstache!
LCT, you smooth beesh! I heard you popped out a precious poo baby earlier.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
He probably played russian roulette with somebody else's cock.
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 12, 2008 - 12:20pm.
LCT, I'm passing out cigars as we speak!
aww, what should we name it,ned?
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Ned Smelly!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Pete Wentz IS Doris Day IN..."The Ned Flanders Story".
This is John Mayer level doucheness. He's lost all edge because of his lame sell out behaviour recently so he's trying to get it back by making himself look like a fucking idiot and talking about how he once played Russian Roulette.
Tired. Predictable. Why doesn't he just make a freaking jack off tape. For Christ's sake.
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I DESPISE this gomer. He is of the impression that his antics are cute. Die, already.
Leave it to Gustily Simpson to be the only moron for getting married and knock-up by this fugly freak. Other then her no woman or man in their right mind would find him even close to appealing.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on September 12, 2008 - 10:49am.
He bothers me soooo much. I hate everything about him. I don't know how Ashlee Simpson could marry/fuck this assclown, but she's obviously as stupid and annoying as he is. He's totally wearing womens clothes. I feel ashamed for admitting that I like his boots AND jeans.
*shudder*
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I admitted the same thing! The pastel yellow pants AND the boots!! AHHHH! and the crazy part is that I been LOOKING for some pastel yellow pants (with a white belt). It's a "costume-type" deal, but FUCK YOU PETE WENTZ! go back to Home Depot with the rest of the TOOLS.
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LoLo! Douche wentz couldn't touch the talent of one Beastie with a fifty-foot pole...especially since he's probably only starting out with a three-inch pole! You can't have large frank and beans and stuff yourself comfortably into skin-tight jeans!
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Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head. -- Thornton Melon