Morning Wood

The face Guy Ritchie makes every time he looks directly into Vadge's roided-up chocha

No, that's just how he greets her in the morning.

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If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome!

This cracked me up (grom the Keira Knightly article:
it'd be a case of a celebrity having a child naturally, rather than just scanning the pages of 'Photogenic African Orphans Monthly' and placing an order for the one that'll look best on the cover of Hello.

Secondly, the time-consuming pressures of motherhood might actually stop her acting for a while.

Photogenic African Orphas Monthly? Take that, Angelina & Vadge! HA!
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http://worldofsuzy.blogspot.com/

He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

Roided Chocha!!!!ROFLMAO

Submitted by oklahoma on September 12, 2008 - 8:21am.

Submitted by Sweetas on September 12, 2008 - 11:12am.
I just wanted to announce to everyone that I am NOT a virgin. Thank you, thankyouverymuch.

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Sweetas,, Like on HighSchoolHigh.. Jon Lovitz was trying to do that chick, and he was like "whoa, your a virgin!" and she's like "I still have my panties on" LMAO!!

Yeah, that's the Ticket.. I love him soo much! *puts on stalker panties* Yeah, I'm a virgin, too Jon, a Virgin, too!
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Yeah.... but your panties say "Thursday" and today is Friday.

coughslutcough

Hah! The story on chris kattan is hilarious. That granny rocks.

"he was away working on a film" cha, right.

"she was good for his career" his what?

DivasGone, Jordin has NO excuse really, she's 17 and so what? When I was 17 I didn't think my "virginity" was precious, I didn't freakin' care either way actually. The whole comment about wearing a promise ring so people wouldn't think she was a slut is DUMB, even by a 17 year old's standards. However, if Jordin was brought up with the belief that her virginity is precious than I can understand, but she needs to keep that shit to herself.

Your face!

Poor Guy...! He looks terrified. As for Posh's restaurant...maybe they'll have satisfying air to eat or something...maybe some salt crystals from Fuji or something lame like that too...aside from the ice cubs in the shape of Posh's robo tits!

Your face!

LOLOL. An obviously malnourshed, anorexic opening a restaurant?? The older I get, the more I see the irony and appreciate the absurd.

Thank the universe for these delusional, narcissistic hos who make the work day more enjoyable!

Stock Broker on September 12, 2008 - 12:01pm.
Chris Kattan is living proof that evolution can happen backwards.
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lmao!

PS: Posh & Restaurant on the same sentence? hilarious.

the comments on "holy moly are always hilarious...
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that's some serious meat you're packin'...
hey let's let chief eat his MEAT!!!!
GO MEAT!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygdz86_-JDc

"Posh's Restaurant", now that's the best oxymoronic phrase since "Pro-life Christian".

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

The word in London is that Madge's concert was a disgrace. People paid a fortune for tickets, then she started and hour late. Fans couldnt hear the music or see the screens. Thousands left early in disgust and dissapointment and are filling the U.K boards with complaints.

Only Mark Wahlberg can make eating a sandwich look sexy....damn, I love him!

*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****

Man, I miss the old Keira Knightley's jaw blog. It's disappeared into thin air and I can't even find an old cached version of it. It was hysterical.

Chris Kattan is living proof that evolution can happen backwards.

Submitted by DivasGone on September 12, 2008 - 11:40am.

If you know you don't have to see them again, you can stick it in places the Bible tells you is wrong.

That's the lost 11th commandment, btw.

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I think I love you... funny shit for my friday of debauchery!!

Sweetas. Muah 2 u! My butt is oh so fine now that you are back there.. *winks* haha, I turned into a pimp for a second..Like my leather jacket and hat w/ a feather? *plays sanford & son music*

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

Okie!! *MWUAH* I read you got rear ended - hope your butt feels better lol. ;)

Hahahaha - that scene was hilarious!

Aww, come on. I think Jordin is so purty! Maybe I'm biased because she's as tall as me. I remember watching Idol thinking, *Oh my God. That's what I would look like on TV. Like I would be able to eat Ryan Seacrest.*

And she's 17. We're all stupid at 17. Give her a few years in the real world and she'll see the joy in having wild, dirty sex with a random stranger you meet in a dimly lit place. If you know you don't have to see them again, you can stick it in places the Bible tells you is wrong.

That's the lost 11th commandment, btw.

And thus concludes Jordin’s lesson on not ad-libbing....now all she needs is a lesson in shaddupping.

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The long hot summer just passed me by.

Submitted by Sweetas on September 12, 2008 - 11:12am.
I just wanted to announce to everyone that I am NOT a virgin. Thank you, thankyouverymuch.

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Sweetas,, Like on HighSchoolHigh.. Jon Lovitz was trying to do that chick, and he was like "whoa, your a virgin!" and she's like "I still have my panties on" LMAO!!

Yeah, that's the Ticket.. I love him soo much! *puts on stalker panties* Yeah, I'm a virgin, too Jon, a Virgin, too!

Jordin is wrong for spouting off at the mouth BUT she has a vajayjay. The laws of sex mandate that ALONE can get her laid. So the 'she's fat, ugly, she can't get none, blah blah blah.' Uhn uhn.

Of course Chris Kattan's marriage was doomed from the beginning.....He's Chris Kattan, and she doesn't look like she's suffered a massive, brain-damaging headwound.

It is unfortunate that Jordin Sparks is stupid, insipid, and insufferable on top of being fat, beastly, and ugly. Whoo-hoo, you're a virgin. Is anyone surprised? What fortitude you must have to 'defend' your hymen so vociferously.

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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton

I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton

I'm pretty sure Keira was just joking.

Why the fuck is Posh opening a restaurant for? WTF does she know about food let alone managing a restaurant?

That is the look on Guy's face when Madonna left the party....I think it is so funny!

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Cause Calvin Klein's no friend of mine
Don't want nobody's name on my behind
-Run DMC "Rockbox"

I just wanted to announce to everyone that I am NOT a virgin. Thank you, thankyouverymuch.

What you can't see in this photo is Madge inserting her latest sex toy into his unlubed anus.

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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo

Uh...Chris Kattan is straight?? *shakes gaydar, rechecks* This shit is broken. *tosses in trash*

that's not a good look for Guy

Posh's new restaurant is going to serve the best ice cubes in town!

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LOL! I'll take the skinny bitch special: A filet mignon shaped chicken brothcicle, 'a' green bean and a baked potato (of course I won't eat it!). Could I have a glass of red wine colored water with that? thx

I hate that pout Keira Nightly makes. Eat a sausage bitch

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Sugar Magnolia

Submitted by TheBreakdown on September 12, 2008 - 9:55am.

I don't know -- she's got the hottest SharPei in the restaurant industry in her corner. It just might work.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

And I bet Jordin's abstinence isn't exactly much of a choice... and what a fucking insufferable way to spell your effing name... Fuck off to oblivion now, please, kthanxbie...
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!

Oh and Mark Walberg? Can we please do it? *rips off pants*
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

Submitted by Stoney on September 12, 2008 - 9:53am.

You know, if I was a frizzy haired giant beast of a woman from American Idol who couldn't get laid, I might also proclaim my abstinence.
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HAHAHA yes, ITA.

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

If Britney's restaurant closed years ago because of bacteria and infectious diseases, what does anyone care to wager on Paris' chances?

"I'd like a skank biscuit...to go. That's hot!"

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

http://societysex.blogspot.com/

I'm so sick of all these kids talking about their sex lives, or lack thereof. WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08

God, I STILL love Marky Mark...

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Whenever you feel fat, just look at one of your pinkies. I love my pinkies. - MK.

Is it wrong that I love Guy so much? He looks like a dude with a wicked sense of humor. And have to say, Keira is kinda awesome...she has the quintessential dry british wit.

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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!

You know, if I was a frizzy haired giant beast of a woman from American Idol who couldn't get laid, I might also proclaim my abstinence.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

"And I spent my good, hard-earned money to fly out to California for their wedding - then I was shocked when they split up,” said the no-nonsense Texan.

chris kattan couldn't buy the grandmother a seat on southwest, for crying out loud?

haha Roided up Cooch..

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I come out for Vadge, also..Anytime, day,night, noon... Whatev. OOH, you mean Madonna.. Ooopsy.

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

i'd eat marky mark's sandwich.

(honestly, i have no idea what that means. it sounds dirty, though, so i'm leaving it.)

Wow, Chris Kattan looks rough in that pic.

Keira, STFU! You're a celebrity. People are going to want to pry into your private life. You knew that going in. If it's that upsetting go become a secretary or a cab driver.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

"VMA Killjoy" LOL!!!

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"

I really hope Keira was being a smart ass.

Okay, well then I'm gonna have a baby because I saw this really great diaper bag and I need a reason to buy it. WTF?

that's a happy looking ho!

EDIT

Sunshine Tutt: You should have known form the beginning that

YOU CAN'T HAVE THE MANGO!

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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK

http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi

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