Tara Reid Is Not Engaged
Yesterday, I posted some story about Tara Reid getting engaged to a French fashion executive dude named Julien Jarmoune. Well, Tara's rep told UsWeekly: “It’s just a rumor, not true."
You know what else isn't true? Tara's dude is not blind! During my post yesterday, I got all jokey and said Julien must be legally blind because I couldn't figure out why he would marry that bag of saggy plastic. It was a dumb stupid joke and some people took it as fact! The dude is not blind. However, he should have his eyes checked just in case. I'm sure it's not healthy on the eyeballs to look at Tara's melted Saran Wrap belly on a daily basis.
There you have it! Tara is not engaged, Julien is not blind and I really need a jelly donut. Seriously, my stomach is crying out for one, but I'm too lazy to walk across the street. I'll just put a little Smuckers on a piece of white bread, roll it up, sprinkle sugar on it and then microwave it for like a minute. Voila! Instant jelly donut.
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That guy is gonna sell Tara to some creepy Arab, or worse.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
More importantly, has anyone seen this guy and Adnan in the same room??
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"Cheerleaders..are dancers.....who have gone retarded..."
I feel gutted. I was gonna wear a replica of the same nightgown I wore when my mom woke us up at 4 in the morning when I was four years old when Lady Di and Prince Charles got married. This was supposed to be the wedding of the century. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Her frenchie man is kinda hot! Too bad is wasting himself with that nasty chocha!
This guy is off the charts with the Smarm-ometer.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Well if he's not blind now, he soon will be.
JELLY donuts?!?!? JELLY???? is that like, a, uh.. gay thing? The hole and all? Cause up here no one with any self respect would be caught dead eating a jelly donut.
It's the hole isn't it - and the promise of finding delicious gooey jelly inside?
I once new a girl who put lifesavers up her twat for much the same reason.
MK your little homemade donut recipe is NASTY! Ewwww! That coupled with the description of Tara Reid's fucked up lipo stomach makes me so nauseous!
Your face!
You have to tell us how the jelly donut turned out. I'm intrigued.
ok. I take back what I said yesterday about this guy being hot. I must have been having carb withdrawl. Guy has serious alcohol/coke eye baggage...yuk.
He wears beer goggles when he's with Tara. That's the only way he can look at her.
looks like Tara used his face to break open her brewskis
lolo I have been tryin to get okie up to boston FOA-EVAH!! and I STILL havent seen the beesch!!
OKIE - if someone throws you in a car tomorrow morning and the sun is on the drivers side... just go with it and dont ask questions
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Her unfortunate frock reminds me of a polyester number I wore to my brother's wedding in 1975.
Blecch!
Submitted by krazykelly on September 12, 2008 - 8:51am.
WHOA THERE! No need for name-calling!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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LoLo.. I need not to watch that clip.. I know that Reading Rainbow song.. Butterflies in th skyyy, I can fly twice as HIGH, take a look, it's in a Book. Reading Rainbow..
Yeah, I won't go on.. hey, I'll bring my shoe box, and w/ your shoebox, it will be a kingdom we shall live in and RULE! Minions Attack!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
MK-- I think you must have some readers who have the IQ of Britney and mentality of kerry katona combined.
Who the fuck is so incredibly stupid to actually believe that the dude is really blind when it was obviously clear that MK was just making a joke as always. Whomever is actually that stupid needs to go back to Pigez Hilton's board where they can mingle with their own kind.
fuckin retards! How can anyone be so fuckin stupid?!?!
now that he has taken off the glasses, one of you sluts cue the music...
"We Belong Together"
crack-sluts in lust
gotta love it!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Ugh - he looks like a total creep - I almost feel bad for her.
She should run. He looks like the type of guy that will be hitting on the bridesmaids at his own wedding.
this guy is a FRAUD...doesnt work for J and Co anymore. Multiple DWI's, owes money. PERFECT for Tara
Okie that is it!
Please move to New York and you can live in my shoe box with me. You need to be a comedian or write for some whores who have shitty material.
Your imagination is your ticket to a happy happy life my dear!
Here. watch this clip. It is the Reading Rainbow show and this is my theme song!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=c6j8EiWIVZs
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lovespaghetti.. OMG he does look like that!!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
When I read that post yeterday, I did think dude was blind for the first couple sentences, then I immediately figured out MK was kidding. But I just KNEW some people would believe that shit, lol.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
He looks like the low-rent version of a beat-looking Antonio Banderas
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Monkeypox bitches!!! Spaghetti Cat love represent!!
UGH..newbies..only a newbie will think that MK was actually serious about the blindes...
Submitted by oklahoma on September 12, 2008 - 8:33am
LMAO!
A girl with that sense of humor, darling, should NEVER have bad luck.
So I'll take a chance to say that it was ENVY surrounding you!!! YOU'RE LOVELY!
Mwah!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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Submitted by The C word: "I have a feeling he called her as soon as he became aware of the engagement stories to tell her and her rep to get that shit corrected ASAP."
I have that same feeling.
Submitted by LoLo on September 12, 2008 - 10:25am.
I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY MK! ha ha ha!
That tired, bloated, washed up euro trash version of the Night At The Roxberry(sp?) looking fashion fella is blind!
ha ha ha!!!!!!
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I bet he uses that excuse, "I'm blind" on Tara, cause when they fuck, and she's like "touch my tits" he says I am, But she's like "no that's a pillow" and he thinks "I know, but you feel really fucking gross" And then she's like "put it in me" and he's like "I have it in you" and she's like "that's a cup you're fucking" and he's thinking "yeah, but this cup gets clean in the dishwasher, doesn't smell like the sewer and I don't count atleast 3 condoms hangin from inside of it"
Blech. He reminds me sinisterly of Dodi Fayed.
Submitted by Tristram on September 12, 2008 - 9:27am.
Some guys will poke anything.
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ha! so true
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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_Submitted by Tristram on September 12, 2008 - 10:57am.
Some guys will poke anything.
LIke maybe he is ... oh i dunnooo.... poking his EYES OUT with his fingers?
HA HA HA!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Some guys will poke anything.
Submitted by oklahoma on September 12, 2008 - 8:21am
Of course you may call me Boobs! Everyone here calls me Boobs, Boob, Boo, and LCT named my boobies Tim and Horton FTW!!! I love Tim Hortons...so what is left to do really?!
If they knew my bra size they'd be calling me DA BOOB but hey! That's not where Booberries comes from LOL!!! (it comes from hubby's wicked brain).
Anytittay, I am happy to hear that you're doing better. That is always good.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY MK! ha ha ha!
That tired, bloated, washed up euro trash version of the Night At The Roxberry(sp?) looking fashion fella is blind!
ha ha ha!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Jeez MK why did you have to ruin it? It's much more entertaining to think that he is blind!
Boobs, Can i call you Boobs? Is that ok? *waits for response while petting facial hair* I think My week is better, but am scared to respond this early. I am feeling a lil better on the 'not being sore' subject. thank you for asking. You may come out from underneath my skirt now! shoo shooo..
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I have a feeling he called her as soon as he became aware of the engagement stories to tell her and her rep to get that shit corrected ASAP.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
MK he prolly is flippin blind by now you silly ho! ha ha ha!
I mean imagine the bluuuguh VOMIT! I cant even type that shit!!!!!
GAWD BLEACH MY BRAIN!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
His ole nasty lazy eye is telling on him!
Oh, and an update on my comment from yesterday...still don't give a flying f*ck.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
MK- you should totally write a cookbook. It would be a hot seller for college students and shut-ins everywhere!
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Tara Reid is a joke. Retire, sweetie!
And that guy is jut ew and he looks high or hard shit.
Heya Okie (if I may call you that as well) How is your friday going, girl? Better than your bad luck week =( ? I hope you're getting good vibes! And I hope you're not sore anymore!!!!!
Clariiiiiiiiiiiisse I saw you say hi to your BOOBY!!!!!!!!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
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http://www.myspace.com/lady_parthenos
DEAR LOOSER MK,
DUNT MEK FUN UHV BLYND!!!!
An email example sent to MK.
In other news, France just breathed a Le Sigh of Le Relief.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I wouldn't be surprised if he did marry her, cuz he looks stoned out of his mind.
Spunky, what frightens me is that some of them might do it for free.
*poos out doonut for MK*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Spammers how much do you get paid? Seriously If I'm gonna be online all day post whoring I may as well making money doing so
That guy doesn't look like he will be marrying anybody anytime soon. He's probably pissed at Tara for trying to pull a Sarah Larson and that's how she's going to end up.
YAAA, such a beauty!!It is said she is dating a wealthy guys at a mature babies dating site named [ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ] Is she still a single? still looking?
K,so turns out hes not blind....but now I am from looking at that fug mug
Duh off course he is not blind...just stupid that's all.
(MK I knew what you meant yesterday...)
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!