Thursday, September 11th 2008
Katie Holmes Is Rollin'
The good hos at Gawker have pointed out that Katie Holmes' latest "look at me" jeans were obviously made to be worn at a RaVe. I have to agree. All she's fucking missing is a pacifier, glowsticks, dozens of beaded bracelets and a Cookie Monster backpack. Been there, done that. I'm surprised I still have my hearing after spending hours with my ear pressed up against the speaker, trying to "roll" with the bass. So fucking stupid.
Anyexctasy, here's Stepford Katie shuffling around NYC today. I'd rather she go back to tight-rolling her shit. And I think Tommy Girl is hiding in her bag.
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Wearing jeans that drag on a Manhattan street or any street for that matter is disgusting. She looked better when she was hanging out with Piggy Posh
Hey BB! This bag seriously costs $40 k??? This bitch is such a waste.
I'm just over her at this point. How the fuck can you marry into that much money and look like that. Worse thing is, the headband alone probably cost over $100. What a fucking idiot.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 11, 2008 - 6:23pm.
Party on! It sounds better than "BOWL, BOWL, BOWL", (my case).
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on September 12, 2008 - 9:18am.
Cheers, kdracofan!
How about it? It's like, "BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG", for about a half an hour before there's a fuckin' NOTE! Then another half hour of "BONG"! lol!
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That sounds like me before I go to work.
Cheers, kdracofan!
How about it? It's like, "BONG, BONG, BONG, BONG", for about a half an hour before there's a fuckin' NOTE! Then another half hour of "BONG"! lol!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I hope Nicole Kidman gets a good laugh out of Katie's "style". If she can laugh that is...
And these jeans *didn't* warrant rolling?
I could care less about this ones jeans. I need a mug of Kanye, that is important on my list.
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Dick happens! - MK
Deb: Bingo!
(lol)
Beastie Boys - "Sabotage"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sbqIyeed4g&feature=related
X is one drug I never tried. I did go to a rave club in the 90's with similarly square people. (We just smoked pot and drank). I figured you'd HAVE to be on some kind of different drug to think that shit sounded good.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
MK, are you sure you don't mean "Those jeans were obviously bought at Rave"? You know, that cheap-ass teen slut mall crap.
But I digress. Those pants are some straight up Pacific Sunwear shit.
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I'm just a fuckin' ray of sunshine.
She should complete the look with a couple hits of extasy. Only tangible escape from T-Girl I can see. So sad.
Such a lost soul...her fucking Birkin bag would feed and house a third world country. That bag retails for over 40,000.00 and you know she didnt pay for it. Shes a fake fuck along with her hubby.
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
She is fairly young still I think she is still
trying to find herself and her style. Also she is enjoying her freedom from her husband. jmo
Submitted by gucci on September 11, 2008 - 11:50pm.
me to girl me to!
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Yay! I'm not alone! lol
where is everyone? Jeez its only Thursday night!
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
anyexctasy? lmao
I had those in high school in 95
Beastie Boys: Intergalactic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDS83yrM30Y
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it's all about the lulz.
Submitted by speakit on September 11, 2008 - 4:03pm.
EEG- that sucks ass.
Mrs. K- what's good news about ceilin kat?
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google "ceiling cat"
it changed my life and it will change yours, too.
"Take me to the river, drop me in the water
Take me to the river, dip me in the water
Washing me down, washing me down"
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Is she auditioning for Priscilla Queen of the Desert? She's wearing Hugo Weaving's costume.
Check out the pants...
Hugo Weaving & Guy Pearce in Priscilla
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7t9vP9SVwc
EEG- that sucks ass.
Mrs. K- what's good news about ceilin kat?
about drugs: My experience is so minimal. I just never got it, what the fuss was all about. The people I knew who used weren't happy.
I know, I'm such a square. See? using the word square proves it.
Submitted by luckycharms on September 11, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Come on over to me and I'll give you a bottle of Smirnoff, a real King James Bible, and we will make it all better.
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and some chocolate rugelach?
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
OK I see.
Homey don't roll like that.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
I've never done any drugs, but my roomie is a Psych/Soc major; she had to have a drug awareness class and after hearing her talk about it we've decided we want to do EVERYTHING.
Too bad we go to school in a town of <5000.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Goddamn those jeans are ugly. Too big, too baggy. And she is such a very, very pretty girl. Scientology has sucked everything right out of that chick. Her Catholic parents must be having a fuckin' fit. It's alright, Katy. Come on over to me and I'll give you a bottle of Smirnoff, a real King James Bible, and we will make it all better.
Submitted by speakit on September 11, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Clue an old lady in...what is rolling?
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I don't know either. *goody two shoes*
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MK says "rolling with the bass" but I thought it had somethiung to do with the cuffs of the jeans maybe?
I ain't never been to no stinkin' rave
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Rollin' is what you are after dropping Exctasy.
Exctasy, the drug of choice for Ravers and people like me in the 90's.
I enjoyed those nights, grant it I am not living them anymore.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
OMG! That's totally what I used to wear to raves, except I had a Garfield necklace that I would sport along with Rainbow Brite wristbands!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
I know I have told you sluts this story before but I basically don't give a shit. I have tried E once in my life and ended up with permanent hearing loss. 40% right and 50% left.
Moral of the story? I suck at drugs.
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pathetic is chatting with bitch of crazy mouth
Funny Bitch LoLo as FLA
Rolling
being high on exctasy.
I'm old too, however. I'm older than fucking dirt.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 6:52pm.
Clue an old lady in...what is rolling?
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I don't know either. *goody two shoes*
never mind the ugly jeans, take a look at that **massive** birkin!
did katie shrink overnight and become an albino smurf? damn that gargamel. you know he slipped something in her barley water.
Clue an old lady in...what is rolling?
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Haha! Rolling rots ya brains. So 1999!
I HATE wide legged jeans.
whata slob! sheesh put on a belt.
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D
DreamyAguileraEyes:OMG, I LOVE jeans that go down to floor! hehe, I always buy jeans that are too long in the leg for me for that reason.
me to girl me to!
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Submitted by TOPANGA on September 11, 2008 - 3:39pm.
P.S. Jim, please turn down your volume..thanks =)
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Remember when Ike and Tina did Proud Mary? In the begining of the song Tina says:
"Ya know, every now and then
I think you might like to hear something from us
Nice and easy
But theres just one thing
You see we never ever do nothing
Nice and easy
We always do it nice and rough
So were gonna take the beginning of this song
And do it easy
Then were gonna do the finish rough
This is the way we do proud mary"
Jim doesn't never ever turn down the volume.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
God I honestly did not think they could look worse un-rolled. ugh 90's raves, my jaw is clenching just at the memory.
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...and nobody in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was is ever gonna bring me down!
OMG, I LOVE jeans that go down to floor! hehe, I always buy jeans that are too long in the leg for me for that reason.
~♥~Xtina, obey gravity - IT'S THE LAW!~Sandbitch~8/9/08~♥~
Keeps Getting Better
THE NEW SINGLE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O9G3JB8FG4
oh god i had a pair of those in the 90's!
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
*waits for her to trip and land face first* She'd probably malfuntion and have to be rebooted.
P.S. Jim, please turn down your volume..thanks =)
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Im pretty sure she haves the new suribot 2009 in that bag
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I'm not sure what trend Katie is trying to bring back this time, but this one absolutely needs to stay dead. I still have my rave pants from back in the day. I wear them every now and then because they're warm and sorta fuzzy. I haven't "rolled" in ages either, I used to enjoy it so much except the day after I basically wanted to commit suicide. Ah, I'm so glad I got my brain cells back. I sort of like them where they are now!
Your face!
I wonder if Tom Cruise locks her bedroom door from 6pm to 7am.
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they actually look like the new ones at the gap, she just got em too damn big
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Submitted by Uwish on June 4, 2008 - 11:40pm.
You know me already. I am actually LOVE ANGELINA. I am sure you have seen around before.
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You forgot Lollipops MK.
A staple oral fixation.
I miss the X of the 90's.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Ok, I like my pants flare and long, but this is fucking ridiculous. Why is this gold digger even considered a trendsetter, is beyond my comprehension.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
SHE IS ROLLIN DOWN TO CUT THAT FUCKING MOP OF HER TO GET IT AS SHORT AS FUCKING POSSIBLE..WHO THE FUCK GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THIS CUNT OR THIS STUPID FUCKING PLAY OR WHATEVER SHE IS DOING..IT WILL FUCKING TANK AND SHE WILL STILL LOOK LIKE A 88 YEAR OLD HOUSE WIFE!!