Thursday, September 11th 2008
Katie Holmes Is Rollin'
The good hos at Gawker have pointed out that Katie Holmes' latest "look at me" jeans were obviously made to be worn at a RaVe. I have to agree. All she's fucking missing is a pacifier, glowsticks, dozens of beaded bracelets and a Cookie Monster backpack. Been there, done that. I'm surprised I still have my hearing after spending hours with my ear pressed up against the speaker, trying to "roll" with the bass. So fucking stupid.
Anyexctasy, here's Stepford Katie shuffling around NYC today. I'd rather she go back to tight-rolling her shit. And I think Tommy Girl is hiding in her bag.
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It's the aussie/canadian time of night. sssssh. Don't wake the merkins - they sleep with loaded pistols.
Hey what animal would janet jackson be?
Any idea how to get paint out of a cats fur (buttockal area)
O Boo Boo!
Boob3rries - SO FUCKING CUTE!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
CANADIAN BABY POSSUM FTW!!!!
http://www.timdrussell.com/images/blog/possum_in_hand.jpg
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
All my love and respect goes out to the families mourning a very sad anniversary today, along with a prayer.
Cool! Canadians are taking over. I din't think we were like that:)
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Or this one?
http://www.environment.no/PageFiles/5213/Arctic_fox_NP.bmp
Looks like he just pooped on a small dog :)
Aww 85% of my loved ones are posting now!
LOVER OF MY BOOBS TIM AND HORTON!!!
I wish I had EVER encountered a snake.
I never have, only seen them at the Zoo.
Rather boring Zoo too but I was excited cause my mom told me my turtle was there (well in reality they gave him away cause I had no green patches in my new house and poor Friederick was dying -my turtle- cause summer is too hot and humid in Argentina)
But I bought that bullshit up until I was like 19!
I was just too excited thinking Fried was a Zoo superstar!
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
All my love and respect goes out to the families mourning a very sad anniversary today, along with a prayer.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 11, 2008 - 8:29pm.
Shout out to Clairemont! A couple of my girlfriends are from there and went to high school with Kendra. Hey a friend of mine is going to Australia next month. I think she is going to Perth and then Sydney. I am soo jealous!! How is it compared to San Diego? I used to think San Diego was the shit until I went to Maui. Hubby and I are considering moving there. It was beautiful. My avie is from a pic I took while there. It was unreal.
So cute.
Suri: http://www.oranawildlifepark.co.nz/news/2008/Orana-baby-Meerkat-08.jpg
Oooh...no, THIS one:
http://cbsu.tc.cornell.edu/ccgr/behaviour/01_Images/whiteface2.jpg
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Anderson:
http://www.virtuallysolduk.com/foxprod/assets/silver_fox_tux.gif
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@TITS:
Here's the two of them on vacay: (oopsie)
http://swapoff.org/files/chillin.jpg
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
she looks miserable. the pants might be a cry for help, nice jnco jeans!
@ angel. This is fun! What other celebs can we find animal look-a-likes for?
Any thoughts on Anderson Coooper? Should be easy but nothing springs to mind.
@TITS: Eeeep!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Brutal angel!
Wow. Dead on eh? I can so see her prairie doggin it.
Here's tommy: http://tinyurl.com/3jqkhc
JAMES HAVEN!!!!!!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Ive missed you whore! Great timing...I need to get my son to bed, but I hope I see you soon!~
**She looks like a pure skankasswhoreslutskeezybitchhocumrag**
MK~ 07/01/08
Bye James! @TITS:
Here she is: http://swapoff.org/files/meerkat-face.jpg
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Night James! XOXO
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
@ angel. In my experience Ontario squirrels have nice big fluffy bushy tails. That sorta leaves the katey comparison in the dust no?
If katey were an animal... I'd say possum caught in headlights. OH OH NO Meerkat!
http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&safe=off&client=firefox-a&rls=org.m...
totally.
It's been nice seeing everyone!
James Haven hopes to return tomorrow but Angie keeps him busy with all those crazy kids! James Haven has to get up early to take Mad to school. Mad has to bring "someone special" to school. He chose James Haven. James Haven is going to talk about being a famous actor. They're French, what do they know?
Anyhoo, it's been a slice of Key Lime pie hanging with you crazy bitches.
SmOOches to all!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
Is that really an Hermes? Looks like a big fake piece of rubber cut like an hermes. Horrible.
Submitted by TITS on September 11, 2008 - 11:08pm.
I saw a squirrel today.
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I have one living in my house. It looks like Katie without the jeans. And the headband I guess.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Hey there xxyxz!
Kiddies all tucked in?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Poor Angie. She might be a man stealin' ho but she's really been going through alot lately. Brad has been all over town with that playboy George Clooney. They are out until all hours of the night doing who knows what!
Angie has been worried sick over the rumor that Brad went to dinner with Jen. But James Haven assures her that she is still beautiful and has nothing to worry about. Try doing that with a straight face! Why James Haven isn't an Oscar winning actor, is beyond him.
sorry typo! James Haven hates typos
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Ok, James Haven, that post cracked me up.....heehee
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Your friends seem to think that you're so peachy keen; My friends say neglect is on your mind- who's right?
-Janet "What Have You Done For Me Lately?"
Submitted by James Haven on September 11, 2008 - 11:28pm.
But James Haven assures her that she is still beautiful and has nothing to worry about. Try doing that with a straight face! Why James Haven isn't an Oscar winning actor, is behind him.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh James, you make bad days all better.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by angel_i on September 12, 2008 - 1:24pm.
@Sandbitch!
It's on! I just watched the first of this season - Ok, it's old, I'm behind - but you're MORE behind;p
It's cute. They're still very much together and Kendra kissed Hef like she likes him!
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Ah, what's not to like about old Hef. He's the dad Kendra never had. I still don't think she does sexay times with him. Bridgett yes (Bridge It, as in Holly's menstruation), but not Kendra.
My girl Kendra knows what she likes...she's from Claremont!
James Haven! Don't let Angie hurt you, hear?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@Sandbitch!
It's on! I just watched the first of this season - Ok, it's old, I'm behind - but you're MORE behind;p
It's cute. They're still very much together and Kendra kissed Hef like she likes him!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by xxyxz on September 11, 2008 - 11:20pm.
hey Y'all I thought you guys would be in the butt thread
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There's a butt thread? I've been looking at the LOLcats page. I can haz new breyn coz mine no wurk nemore.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
xxyz....how the hell are ya hon? better than Katie I'm sure....
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Your friends seem to think that you're so peachy keen; My friends say neglect is on your mind- who's right?
-Janet "What Have You Done For Me Lately?"
Submitted by James Haven on September 11, 2008 - 11:18pm.
*Hugs* LCT good to see you. James Haven hasn't been around in awhile since he has been helping Angie while that no good boyfriend of hers runs around town!
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Good to see you too!
I'm glad you threw his hats in the dryer. I have a feeling he might still wear them, though. He has a thing for silly hats and they'll look even sillier after they're dryer-ed.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
hey Y'all I thought you guys would be in the butt thread
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 11, 2008 - 11:45pm.
*Hugs* LCT good to see you. James Haven hasn't been around in awhile since he has been helping Angie while that no good boyfriend of hers runs around town!
Lots of new faces round here.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Today I saw 10 sad hippies gathered around a war memorial holding up bedsheets saying 9/11 was an inside job.
Who should I believe? It's just so hard sometimes.
Main Stream Media or the rainbow children?
They should have a duel. Macrame beads at 10 paces. Piff, Pew, Pew.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 11, 2008 - 11:43pm.
SmOOches PSL!
Brad has been running amuck lately. James Haven has had it with him and threw all his hats into the dryer. That'll teach him to upset Angie!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Submitted by speakit on September 12, 2008 - 1:08pm.
I would LOVE to encounter more snakes. I just love snakes anyway. They may not be cuddly or affectionate but they're out to survive. Gotta respect that. And they're beautiful, IMO.
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WORD speakit. I pointed the snake out to a few people and they said 'KILL IT KIIIIILL EEEEEET'. I moved house instead, well, I did have a Pomeranian to consider. The carpet snakes were stalking dogs and cats because of the drought.
www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,23283904-5005941,00.html
Hi Jamesy! Long time no see!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Hello James Haven! How are the twins? Have you had to pitch in more since Brad is travelling?
BTW, if anyone is interested, MSNBC is replaying the live newscasts on 9/11/01. I can't turn it off.
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Your friends seem to think that you're so peachy keen; My friends say neglect is on your mind- who's right?
-Janet "What Have You Done For Me Lately?"
WOOOOW! SHE'S A BEEAAUUTTTYY! Oh, she's angry now! She's gonna boit me!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Where is everyone?
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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'Night all!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 11, 2008 - 7:57pm.
The most prolific domestic tail losers are the Skink lizzy. However, we have been invaded by the asian gecko and the skink has retreated somewhat. Gecko's eat the mozzies, but they poop on everything coz they hang on the ceiling. But they make the best kissy sounds at night.
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I saw a squirrel today.
sigh.
See??!! this is what I mean. You guys rule for plants and animals...and nicknames.
On a vaguely related note... I just nominated Cheryl West from Outrageous Fortune for Hot Slut of the Day. My first choice was Munter (of course) but he's more of an acquired taste eh?
@sandbitch
I would LOVE to encounter more snakes. I just love snakes anyway. They may not be cuddly or affectionate but they're out to survive. Gotta respect that. And they're beautiful, IMO.
What freaks me out is the snakes. They do not give a shit about suburbia those bastards. I had to face off an 8ft carpet python not so long ago. When in doubt, retreat.
CROIKEY! edited to phonic.
*bursts into tears*
I loved Steve too.
I've been a Wildlife Warrior ever since his death. I REALLY was a fan. He had such positive energy. He was genuinely passionate about what he did. And more importantly, he was compassionate.
Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 12:51pm.
Hey Sandbitch - got any of those running lizards that lose their tails when frightened? Water dragons methinks.
You've got such cool stuff down there.
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The most prolific domestic tail losers are the Skink lizzy. However, we have been invaded by the asian gecko and the skink has retreated somewhat. Gecko's eat the mozzies, but they poop on everything coz they hang on the ceiling. But they make the best kissy sounds at night.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 11, 2008 - 8:54pm.
So do I =(
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
All my love and respect goes out to the families mourning a very sad anniversary today, along with a prayer.