Thursday, September 11th 2008

Katie Holmes Is Rollin'

The good hos at Gawker have pointed out that Katie Holmes' latest "look at me" jeans were obviously made to be worn at a RaVe. I have to agree. All she's fucking missing is a pacifier, glowsticks, dozens of beaded bracelets and a Cookie Monster backpack. Been there, done that. I'm surprised I still have my hearing after spending hours with my ear pressed up against the speaker, trying to "roll" with the bass. So fucking stupid.

Anyexctasy, here's Stepford Katie shuffling around NYC today. I'd rather she go back to tight-rolling her shit. And I think Tommy Girl is hiding in her bag.

Posted by: Michael K


almostfamous88's picture

she looks knocked up

patty cake's picture

big bags are O U T

xoxox

The war isn't working.

patty cake's picture

that bag is 20K of stupid and those jeans are stupid..she always looks like crap...go to Bergdorfs or Barneys dummy and buy something decent to wear

xoxox

The war isn't working.

I need more cowbell's picture

We wore our jeans like that with 4" stillettos when I was in high school in the late 70's. They had to skim the floor without touching and your shoes didn't show at all but they had to be killer italian leather stilletos. I can still run in those things to this day guess that's from dancing in them all night. By the way, I would kill for that hermes bag.

Stoney's picture

OMFG that bag is fucking RIDICULOUS.

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peaches's picture

I hope you guys don't hate me for this, but My mom got tickets for this Play with her in it. She got some cheap deal on the tickets, and got one for me. The only reason I agreed to go is because Patrick Wilson is in it! But I'll let you know any dirt from it after seeing it. It's my mom who payed for it, not Me. I would never spend my own money on this!

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The C word's picture

I think TommyGirl and Suri are in that bag.

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The long hot summer just passed me by.

Notoriousrem_22's picture

That bag is ridiculous. I am SO over this HUGE bags, its not a good look. As for her jeans, whatever. Katie is NOT a fashion 'icon' so what do you really expect. The girl dresses like shit.

'Somebody told me, boy everything she wants is everything she sees.' - WHAM!

lara's picture

i like katie, but these jeans....so ugly. bring back the rolled up ones, katie. i love those. where is suri? haven't seen her in a long time. i bet she is with tom in LA. :(

Mabel Hodges's picture

Ah...to be young and ano again.... this otfit proves to the world that she is still in her 20's and enjoying her life. I miss her long hair, but I understand that TG needed it for his boyfriend's custom piece. Sacrifices.

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Sayonara's picture

Goodness I want that red Hermes bag!

"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls

TheBreakdown's picture

Leave KateBot be. These jeans are her only way to remind the world that she is still a woman in her late 20s and not a used-up hag in her late 50s.

TommyGirl is hiding in her right boot cut jeans leg, dangling onto her ankle.

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amandacmt's picture

sounds nice!!!!!!!

Bondagebarbie's picture

I like them,they look better than the other crap shes been wearing lately.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

xxyxz's picture

Night Boo3ries

Deb... Stay away from Ike

*kicks CNN weatherman*

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Boob3rries's picture

Night Tits

night Deb

we're heading for sweet nonis (dreams) as well

LOVE YOU ALL!!!!

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TITS's picture

bed time for happy bunny.

Caved and posted an icon.

If i dream of anal beads tonight, someone is going to get it.

Boob3rries's picture

We were talking about animals and comparing some to haggard celebrities.

I highly recommend you check out the links, mwehehe

it's late and we should be heading to bed but I just love lurking at night to avoid political disagreements. they have nothing to do with me but they are kinda..weary.

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DebFrmHell's picture

Hi Boo!
Whats our topic tonite??

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Boob3rries's picture

Hey Deb!

yesss I'm not alone!

o.O

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Boob3rries's picture

BOO HOO

night night..=(

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DebFrmHell's picture

Helloooooo! I miss you guys!

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Boob3rries's picture

angeeeeeeeeeel

everyone went silent

and I miss Friederick my turtle

I also had a female one her name was Fridda and then I gave her to my baby cousin and he saw Fridda had a wee wee and he started calling HER Friederick II.

But she will always be my tranny turtle Fridda.

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angel_i's picture

Well, it's been fun babies - but sleep I must.

Sweet dreams!

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Boob3rries on September 12, 2008 - 12:34am.

And Roseanne as a baby (sorry it's a little off topic)

HUBBY CAME UP WITH THIS ONE!
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Ha! She started young!

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TITS's picture

Submitted by angel_i on September 11, 2008 - 9:30pm.

Here's Britshit:
http://gallery.flyertalk.com/gallery/albums/Canadian-Rockies/Chipmunk_Ch...


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*hand slapped over mouth*

Oh dear! all that's missing is the diamond belly button ring.

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Submitted by xxyxz on September 12, 2008 - 12:34am.

Angel-I

FINALLY!!! I'm off to bed folks .
Have a good one
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Wha???

I'm always missing you, hun!

NITE:)

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Boob3rries's picture

NIGHTY NIGHT XXYXZ!

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All my love and respect goes out to the families mourning a very sad anniversary today, along with a prayer.

xxyxz's picture

Angel-I

FINALLY!!! I'm off to bed folks .
Have a good one
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Boob3rries's picture

And Roseanne as a baby (sorry it's a little off topic)

HUBBY CAME UP WITH THIS ONE!

http://rowanfamily.com/2006/Shelby%20with%20funny%20face.jpg

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angel_i's picture

Here's Britney opening the VMAs:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/163/359834028_f4db3e9df6.jpg?v=0

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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angel_i's picture

And here's a funny lil girl tryna get an autograph from Miseralba:
http://innocentenglish.com/cute-animals/funny-animal-pics/girl-makes-fac...

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
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Submitted by TITS on September 11, 2008 - 10:25pm.

I know too much about cats (for my own sake that is)

And yeah when in distress they appreciate help, and if they don't like your manner they will avenge their butt later. I had Osiris (our baby kitty boy) do it to us a lotta times! fun fun when he crawls up hubby's face while he's sleeping, or when he USED TO (he knows better now) take a smelly piss on his pillows for 'stealing mommy' to go shopping and 'leaving awone, you bastard'

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All my love and respect goes out to the families mourning a very sad anniversary today, along with a prayer.

angel_i's picture

Here's Britshit:
http://gallery.flyertalk.com/gallery/albums/Canadian-Rockies/Chipmunk_Ch...

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

Boob3rries's picture

And here's Michael and LaToya.

They could NOT be left out!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/Winnie_040/My%20Traded%20ATCs/Sm...

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All my love and respect goes out to the families mourning a very sad anniversary today, along with a prayer.

Boob3rries's picture

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/374020722_789ba529d1.jpg?v=1209483930

That picture came up with the title "she loves Janet jackson songs"

But it looks more like Xtina on a bad day..=S

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All my love and respect goes out to the families mourning a very sad anniversary today, along with a prayer.

angel_i's picture

LOL Mr. Pres!

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TITS's picture

Thanks Boo. Surprisingly he let me cut it out. I think he knew I was trying to help, and he'll just kill me later in my sleep.

I wonder what else I can do to him, now he's in the mood....

Boob3rries's picture

Then just take her to the vets, it's the safest bet!

Jordin Sparks when promise ring didn't work no more...and without make up

http://bolttalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/01/Polk_Carlos.jpg

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All my love and respect goes out to the families mourning a very sad anniversary today, along with a prayer.

TITS's picture

I would, but he's lying pointy side up! And he has problems with authority.

Janet? https://www.hoglezoo.org/images/animal_finder/Lemur_Blackwhite1.jpg

Boob3rries's picture

"IT is vitally important you don't allow the kitten to lick the oil based paint it can be toxic to cats. What you need to do, and you may need someone to help you, is to get someone to hold the cat and cut out the fur in the areas where the paint has come in contact. If you have clippers, this will be a quicker option. If you can't do it, would be worth taking it to the vet for this to be done"

That is, if it's oil based. If it water based let it dry and give her a bath.

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All my love and respect goes out to the families mourning a very sad anniversary today, along with a prayer.

Mr. President's picture

I found an animal reenacting Brit's performance at the VMAs last year.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/34077396@N00/13897384/

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tangerine's picture

This whole crazy jeans thing is very strange. What is she trying to accomplish?

TITS's picture

yeesh @ Janet, but... yeah. I was thinking more along the lines of a lemur.

There was a vancouver island marmot named oprah - I think they were after funds at the time: http://closeyoureyesandhopeforthebest.com/wp-content/uploads/Oli/marmot_...

How about Conan?

angel_i's picture

Submitted by TITS on September 12, 2008 - 12:09am.

Any idea how to get paint out of a cats fur (buttockal area)

Um...that's a hard one...i would say you gotta cut that out.

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Boob3rries's picture

I've never seen a pika but they look like chinchillas and ew.

This one is kinda...regal?
http://www.geop.ubc.ca/~bzelt/images/pika.jpg

and janet Jackson would be a cougar! A dying one =S

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0gs9bnFeYw3b5/610x.jpg

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All my love and respect goes out to the families mourning a very sad anniversary today, along with a prayer.

angel_i's picture

@TITS: RE: Janet:

hate to say it:
http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060219/060219_CinGo...

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TITS's picture

awwwww BOO! mega cute.

You're in AB right? Ever seen a Pica? Always longed to see a Pica.... sigh.