Don't Leave Your Butt Toys At Superhead's House
Karrine "Superhead" Steffans has always been a big ball of gooey class, so it's no surprise that she's taken to her blog to show off a bag of asshole trinkets allegedly belonging to Eddie Winslow. Yes, Eddie Winslow from "Family Matters." HA! Eddie Winslow likes a little bump in the rump.
I guess Eddie and Superhead used to date or something. Looks like it "ended" badly.
I love how Superhead is all grossed out from touching those used ass toys. Bitch, please. I'm sure she's had worse things on her hands than a little Winslow butt pudding. And I'm sure those ass toys wiggled in her parts a couple of times. But I do thank Superhead for introducing me to the phrase "ass dust."
Oh and the video is a little NSFWish. Cover Waldo Geraldo Faldo's eyes and ears then proceed with caution. Whoever guesses which model I own, wins a prize! I'm joking! About the prize part, I mean....
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TITS - Hmmmmmm. Interesting.
Little man in the motor boat def. needs vibration.
When she pulled out the first two sets, I thought I was watching the hooker version of Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Ass beads? They look like molecular chains.
Flesh.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
http://www.theadulttoyshoppe.com/howtousebenwaballs.htm
OMG! You have to read the instructions.
"Lift leg up and cough"
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!
Watch out honey, coming your way! *cou cough*
Submitted by M.E. on September 11, 2008 - 1:43pm.
But the glass can't vibrate? WTF happens if it breaks?
*confused*
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Gather round children...sigh
It's like this - just how long does the 'vibrate' part of a dildo last? 1,2 months tops? (your mileage may vary). So chances are you've got one that doesn't vibrate anyway - still works otherwise right? And frankly I've never found a inserted vibrator to be all that thrilling. The little man in the boat is the only thing that really cares about vibrations.
Plus glass is waaaay cleaner and easier to sterilize than rubber or latex. It's rock hard, and no pyrex doesn't break (well... it may chip after a few repeated drops so be a little careful out there) - just think about your cup measurer for comparison.
Pyrex will NOT break off inside of you - your innards are NOT that strong, no matter what your boyfriend told you. (they lie, we lie, and so it goes)
Any other queries?
eh. keep the balls outta my coochie. i remember that toxic shock syndrome craziness back in the day. i need a string, gps, and a mini cam before agreeing to such shenanigans.
O great, just what I need; MORE slivers of glass in my labia.
Do you have any idea how humilating it was the last time?
"And what is the reason for your visit to the energency room tonight?"
"Um, I have a light bulb stuck in my rectum."
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
yo stoney.
a person's medical status is private.
Submitted by 2Di4 on September 11, 2008 - 12:44pm.
Submitted by M.E. on September 11, 2008 - 4:40pm.
What? No Ben Wa balls?
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Can someone please explain how those work? I'm afraid they'd get lost like a gerbil visiting Richard Gere's apartment
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You should be more afraid of them dropping on the floor than getting lost inside. Ben Wa's are for the coochie. Your supposed to hold em in and what else, not sure. Never been there.
See ya
I'm out WOOHOO
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
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the glass doesn't break. it's pyrex. you can heat it or cool it, take it in water,...whatever. the only thing purer is shauna sand's heel.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 1:40pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 11, 2008 - 1:22pm.
I've said too much.
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*furiously scribbling down notes*
No, tell us more!
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Aren't they pretty?
http://images.google.ca/images?q=pyrex%20dildos&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=or...
someone else is going to have to click on the pyrex dildo panties and report back 'cause i'm not doing it. nu uh.
Submitted by M.E. on September 11, 2008 - 4:40pm.
What? No Ben Wa balls?
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Can someone please explain how those work? I'm afraid they'd get lost like a gerbil visiting Richard Gere's apartment.
But the glass can't vibrate? WTF happens if it breaks?
*confused*
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 11, 2008 - 1:10pm.
Not that I'm an expert on sex toys for the bum, but for the love of anus! those are some big old balls right there.
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That is EXACTLY what I was thinking, I have never in my professional career seen anal beads that big.
Those things could give you a serious case of hemmoroids.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by Stoney on September 11, 2008 - 4:37pm.
So she confessed to prostitution in her book? Classy! Why has she not been arrested?
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Arrest Superhead? That would be like arresting Pete Doperty -- WRONG! She's an institution in the hip hop community and a rite of passage (literally) for all rappers.
Naughty parties are the shizz...
"your right hand is for tasting....your left hand is for smelling"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....good times.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Oooooohhh! She MAD!
That's what happens.
And I don't know what she talkin' bout cuz she the bitch be stuffin' that shit in his ass. You know that means that, at some point, she be kissin' it too. So what she got to say 'bout that?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
somebody told me nothing beats a glass dildo, I dunno.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Mrs.Kravitz,
It was with the new TPS report.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by TITS on September 11, 2008 - 1:22pm.
I've said too much.
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*furiously scribbling down notes*
No, tell us more!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
What? No Ben Wa balls?
I love how when she laughs all evil, she looks to the corner of the room like there's someone standing there. Bitch, please! You know you're in that room all by yourself. That's why you have the video camera sitting on the frickin' bed.
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
Pleasure Parties RULE.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 1:38pm.
Sex toys? I don't get it.
I thought sex was something that, ya know, you HAD to do when you got married. No one ever told me it was supposed to be fun. Why did I not get that memo?
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HERES YOUR MEMO!!! ;P
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Sex toys? I don't get it.
I thought sex was something that, ya know, you HAD to do when you got married. No one ever told me it was supposed to be fun. Why did I not get that memo?
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
So she confessed to prostitution in her book? Classy! Why has she not been arrested?
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
That's tacky of her. So, the guy likes it up his no-ho hole. Big deal.
Nice weave though.
Submitted by FireCat on September 11, 2008 - 1:28pm.
I was at a "Toy" party once
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Gawd i love those parties!!!! Its time my girlfriends and I got another one together...they are AWESOME!! :P
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
TITS - from what I've heard glass is all the rage now in the sex toy industry. IDK.
http://www.edenfantasys.com/G-SPOT-CURVED-GLASS-SHAFTS/sex-toy-720
she has pubes stuck in her teefs on the regular
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
All I have to say is "gross"!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
First off, why is she touching anal beads with her bare hands? Secondly, why is the bag greasy? Thirdly, she is this side of crazy.
Thanks, Karen. That's pretty fucked up.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Is it totally wrong that I'm turned on?
oh the bag. the greasy bag.
laura winslow did porn for pot and eddie winslow likes the ass dust. we need some dirty dirt on myrtle urkle. i know there's cheese involved...
I was at a "Toy" party once and the Hostess was explaining to an older lady how the beads stimulate the man's prostate and give him a really strong climax when pulled out. Her reply?
"Well I'll pull em out, but I ain't stickin em in there!"
And Karrine has a book out called Confessions of a Vixen. Supposedly Shaq used to pay her 10 grand per BJ. Damn, that means he's even fucking
dumber than he looks.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
probably takes a lot to fill that hole
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
That's nice for them both, I guess?
Who are they??
HIGH HO SILVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, who needs that many sex toys?
Who exactly is this trick?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
don't forget Tom Cruise!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Stoney-- Here is one post that references one of the BI's and his "response":
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061012164834AA7BOJI
http://concreteloop.com/2006/11/rumor-control-darius-mccrary-clears-the-...
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FFS!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She cray-zee.
Ho, you are not relevant. Neither is Eddie Winslow. Case dismissed!
ARE ALL BLACK MALE CELEBRITIES GAY?!?!?!?!
I GUESS IT EXPLAINS THE HOMOPHOBIA IN THE BLACK COMMUNITY
How do we know these are Eddie Winslow's anal beads and not hers?She didn't think it was nasty when they were using them together, she even said she turned him onto the silver vibrator. And WTF at her wiping "ass dust" in her hair?!She is craaazay.
The blue ones were pretty. Odd shoving blue balls up a mans butt...
fyi why glass? easier to clean - no pores like plastic.
I've said too much.
You know, if the public was gossiping about my possible HIV status and I knew I was clean, I would post my test results online or on a billboard or something to clear things up. Something in the milk ain't clean. LITERALLY.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"