Don't Leave Your Butt Toys At Superhead's House
Karrine "Superhead" Steffans has always been a big ball of gooey class, so it's no surprise that she's taken to her blog to show off a bag of asshole trinkets allegedly belonging to Eddie Winslow. Yes, Eddie Winslow from "Family Matters." HA! Eddie Winslow likes a little bump in the rump.
I guess Eddie and Superhead used to date or something. Looks like it "ended" badly.
I love how Superhead is all grossed out from touching those used ass toys. Bitch, please. I'm sure she's had worse things on her hands than a little Winslow butt pudding. And I'm sure those ass toys wiggled in her parts a couple of times. But I do thank Superhead for introducing me to the phrase "ass dust."
Oh and the video is a little NSFWish. Cover Waldo Geraldo Faldo's eyes and ears then proceed with caution. Whoever guesses which model I own, wins a prize! I'm joking! About the prize part, I mean....
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....like anyone in here (besides MK and a few of da gays) will admit to liking BUTT SEKS! tee hee.
Oh...and ps. I only like vagina seks. ;P
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
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Submitted by M.E. on September 11, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by day shift stripper on September 11, 2008 - 2:08pm.
I don't know about you guys, but when I hear "pyrex," I think about pipes and bongs, not dildos and anal toys.
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I think about...nothing.
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I think about tupperware.
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I think about tuna casserole *hoik*
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 11, 2008 - 5:38pm.
yes, no buttsex for the hoff, we like our vajay jay sex only.
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We? How many of you are down there??
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by M.E. on September 11, 2008 - 2:39pm.
I think about tupperware.
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Burp!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by FatMartha on September 11, 2008 - 5:35pm.
LCT! That was RUDE and UNCALLED FOR and really funny too because one time i did go searching for one just out of curiosity. My friends were all talking about how their moms each had one or two. But I never found any. (I was about 12 at the time so DON'T JUDGE ME.)
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It's because YOUR MOM bought them all! She'd tag-team them and chain-poke!
I've never used one. I was always worried that getting used to a dildo would make the real thing a lot less exciting.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by TITS on September 11, 2008 - 2:10pm.
dear dog. Can I share here for a sec? When I'm fumbling around looking for the dildo or vibrator the LAST thing on my mind is the environment.
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AHA! So YOU'RE the cause of global warming. I suspected as much.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 1:35pm.
Submitted by day shift stripper on September 11, 2008 - 2:08pm.
I don't know about you guys, but when I hear "pyrex," I think about pipes and bongs, not dildos and anal toys.
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I think about...nothing.
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I think about tupperware.
Submitted by day shift stripper on September 11, 2008 - 2:08pm.
I don't know about you guys, but when I hear "pyrex," I think about pipes and bongs, not dildos and anal toys.
LMAO I think about bakeware.
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Submitted by FatMartha
*sticks head in, says in a loud awkward voice* ARE WE TALKING ABOUT DILDOS??
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Yar! Poo Dildos. Poo dildos and vadge eggs.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 12, 2008 - 7:19am.
sandbitch your avatar can use a dildo on me anyday.
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Ain't that the truth. When he's done doin me, I'll send him your way. I'm good at sharing.
yes, no buttsex for the hoff, we like our vajay jay sex only.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by FatMartha on September 11, 2008 - 2:35pm.
Your mom is a lady. Your friends' moms are slutz and hobags.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Now that i've put my 2 cents in and read all this nonsense about prostates and buttsecks it's time for dinner. BAI!! XOXO
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by Stoney on September 11, 2008 - 4:20pm.
Yeah apparently the male g-spot is their prostate. Of course men won't admit it because they think they'll sound gay, you do have to go through their asshole to "stimulate" it.
Submitted by Stoney on September 11, 2008 - 2:20pm.
So men get stimulated through their buttholes because of the prostate? I think I just had an aha moment about gay sex.
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I had a boyfriend who, um, was very "fond" of that sort of stimulation.
That is all I am saying.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
LCT! That was RUDE and UNCALLED FOR and really funny too because one time i did go searching for one just out of curiosity. My friends were all talking about how their moms each had one or two. But I never found any. (I was about 12 at the time so DON'T JUDGE ME.)
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by day shift stripper on September 11, 2008 - 2:08pm.
I don't know about you guys, but when I hear "pyrex," I think about pipes and bongs, not dildos and anal toys.
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I think about...nothing.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by FatMartha on September 11, 2008 - 5:32pm.
*sticks head in, says in a loud awkward voice* ARE WE TALKING ABOUT DILDOS??
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Just YOUR MOM'S! Oooooooo.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 11, 2008 - 5:31pm.
LCT!
No butt input here either!! Exit only thank you!
PM was regarding the disturbing GB thread!!!! I needed moral support!!
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I'm here for you! We be strong like stones in kidneys!
Haha, butt input. Does not compute.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
@LCT: Ass beads should not be made public. Vag beads should not be made public. Ew.
WORD! What made wearing her love eggs to work even more deplorable, was that she worked for an OBGYN. He was hot but she was not. She was a ginger and the carpet matched the drapes. NAST.
*sticks head in, says in a loud awkward voice* ARE WE TALKING ABOUT DILDOS??
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
LCT!
No butt input here either!! Exit only thank you!
PM was regarding the disturbing GB thread!!!! I needed moral support!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by Clarisse on September 11, 2008 - 5:25pm.
Carrottop!
I got you a present!!! You're gonna...wait...what....*puts ass beads back in box*...um, nevermind.
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Can I have the other kind, or use them in my other no-no place? I don't like buttseks.
Please to tell meaning of forum message.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Oh my god!?!?! That woman sounds like a sick bitch. That cackling laugh reminded me of something of Side Show Bob would do on the Simpsons. My god,she wonders why bill maher dumped her! Who in the right mind would date this girl?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Carrottop!
I got you a present!!! You're gonna...wait...what....*puts ass beads back in box*...um, nevermind.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 11, 2008 - 5:17pm.
I worked with a woman once who had these things called "love eggs" two plastic eggs joined by string (so she described). Bitch would have them in at work sometimes. I could tell when they were up there because I could hear them clanging together when she walked to the photocopier. Dirty bitch.
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EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Ass beads should not be made public. Vag beads should not be made public. Ew.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Stoney - yes. Uh huh.
It looks like she stole that wig off of a mannequin at J.C. Penny.
So men get stimulated through their buttholes because of the prostate? I think I just had an aha moment about gay sex.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
sandbitch your avatar can use a dildo on me anyday.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
I worked with a woman once who had these things called "love eggs" two plastic eggs joined by string (so she described). Bitch would have them in at work sometimes. I could tell when they were up there because I could hear them clanging together when she walked to the photocopier. Dirty bitch.
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"Madonna looks like she smells"
Robert Smith, The Cure.
Lullaby - accoustic mix
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxpMt8Qa00
This is one SAD hoodrat. She has got to be the most disgusting, dirty, stinky, nasty ho on the planet. She has a lot of nerve to say anything about anyone else considering that she actually trademarked the name "Superhead" and seems to be proud of her ho-ness. GROSS.
O! I just got it! Is it still supposed to be embarrassing that guys like it when you play with their asses?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Nasty.
Sarah Palin is ufcking nasty.
A nasty bitch.
I can't believe she would but Alaska's municipal anal beads up for sale on Ebay.
Don't the citizens deserve some privacy?
*** yeah well I just made the same kind of ufcktarded non-sequitur that flat earth creationists make all the time ***
Eco friendly sex toys: http://sprig.com/videos/stylish-safe-sex-accessories-nookie-cookies/
dear dog. Can I share here for a sec? When I'm fumbling around looking for the dildo or vibrator the LAST thing on my mind is the environment.
Two tightly wrapped women in harsh librarian glasses talking about dildos. Like a bucket of ice water upended over my head.
Never seen wood ones before. Not liking that idea - splinters are NOT a joke. Can you imagine having to get the mirror, tweezers and needle out for that job? Your 5 year old self doing that first exploration would be mortified.
NOT IMPRESSED on September 11, 2008 - 4:04pm.
She's complete and utter trash. With all the shit she has talked about various rappers, actors, and celebrities, I'm surprised she hasn't been taken out in a drive by yet.
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give it time fellow dlister give it time. she going to go way too far someday. just wait.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
She got ass dust in her horse hair!
I don't know about you guys, but when I hear "pyrex," I think about pipes and bongs, not dildos and anal toys.
/stoner
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FTP: Fuck That Puto!
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Superhead is a piece of trash, Why men still keep effin' with her is beyond me. You know she is going to tell all your business...why mess with her?
Submitted by TITS on September 11, 2008 - 2:00pm.
Soap and water. I'm an old fashioned girl at heart.
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I assume they are dishwasher safe, then?
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
A friend of mine loaned me the book she wrote and all i can say is this woman is the whore of all whores. my god
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Superhead is funny. I like that she tells all of everyone's business like in her books. LMFAO
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Mmmmm, interesting.
So, do you use Windex or Kaboom Pro Glass Wipes?
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Soap and water. I'm an old fashioned girl at heart.
Submitted by TITS on September 11, 2008 - 4:51pm.
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Gather round children...sigh
It's like this - just how long does the 'vibrate' part of a dildo last? 1,2 months tops? (your mileage may vary). So chances are you've got one that doesn't vibrate anyway - still works otherwise right? And frankly I've never found a inserted vibrator to be all that thrilling. The little man in the boat is the only thing that really cares about vibrations.
Plus glass is waaaay cleaner and easier to sterilize than rubber or latex. It's rock hard, and no pyrex doesn't break (well... it may chip after a few repeated drops so be a little careful out there) - just think about your cup measurer for comparison.
Pyrex will NOT break off inside of you - your innards are NOT that strong, no matter what your boyfriend told you. (they lie, we lie, and so it goes)
Any other queries?
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Thanks TITS!
The knowledge, camraderie, sharing and love of the faithful dlisted community is unsurpassed, it brings a tear to my eye.
Now.....off to peruse the pyrex. Doesn't hurt to look.
That's some bitterness in her voice.
I should be grossed out but am not? Men like to have their prostate tickeled so that's probably why he uses all that crap.
Submitted by 2Di4 on September 11, 2008 - 12:56pm.
"wear them for a few hours every day". Ok. there's a big problem!
1. "wear them". don't they mean "carry them"?
2. i can just imagine my boss saying, "do you hear something jingling?"
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*clank* *clank*
BWAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!
*dies laughing of mental image*
Submitted by M.E. on September 11, 2008 - 1:55pm.
Little man in the motor boat def. needs vibration.
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Mine needs Sperry Topsiders.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
LOL @ TITS.
You're so right about the short life of the vibration.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by TITS on September 11, 2008 - 1:51pm.
Plus glass is waaaay cleaner and easier to sterilize than rubber or latex.
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Mmmmm, interesting.
So, do you use Windex or Kaboom Pro Glass Wipes?
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
"wear them for a few hours every day". Ok. there's a big problem!
1. "wear them". don't they mean "carry them"?
2. i can just imagine my boss saying, "do you hear something jingling?"
Submitted by Devore on September 11, 2008 - 3:47pm.
Yeah, I know that...
But if you want to put it out there to debunk rumors I'm sure you are more than welcome to. And if you don't, don't be surprised if people think you're positive. 'Sall I'm sayin'.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"