Don't Leave Your Butt Toys At Superhead's House
Karrine "Superhead" Steffans has always been a big ball of gooey class, so it's no surprise that she's taken to her blog to show off a bag of asshole trinkets allegedly belonging to Eddie Winslow. Yes, Eddie Winslow from "Family Matters." HA! Eddie Winslow likes a little bump in the rump.
I guess Eddie and Superhead used to date or something. Looks like it "ended" badly.
I love how Superhead is all grossed out from touching those used ass toys. Bitch, please. I'm sure she's had worse things on her hands than a little Winslow butt pudding. And I'm sure those ass toys wiggled in her parts a couple of times. But I do thank Superhead for introducing me to the phrase "ass dust."
Oh and the video is a little NSFWish. Cover Waldo Geraldo Faldo's eyes and ears then proceed with caution. Whoever guesses which model I own, wins a prize! I'm joking! About the prize part, I mean....
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 11, 2008 - 3:11pm.
mrs k.
Veggie are okay
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And you have to remember to take them out of the fridge a few hours beforehand so they can, ahem, warm up.
Or so I've heard.
Cold hard carrots
*shuddering*
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Tried it 20 years ago with the wrong person. Horrible. Said NEVER AGAIN! Tried it two years ago with someone patient while I was relaxed and hot (and a little tipsy) and liked it. A lot. Not for everyday, but maybe a few times a year.
That is all.
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
I'm so disappointed that their relationship ended so badly. Who would have thought that Superhead and Eddie Winslow wouldn't last? Well I guess the fact that he's a raging homo probably put a damper on things.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 3:03pm.
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drunken sot...but he irons. plus!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
I thought Richard Gere was into gerbils not veggies.
mrs k.
Veggie are okay , just dont invite Richard Gere
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Submitted by day shift stripper on September 11, 2008 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 5:52pm.
I am thinking of that other stuff, um, silicone.
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The fake titty kind?
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HAHAHAhA good question. I think they are distant cousins.
silicone bakeware
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 5:52pm.
I am thinking of that other stuff, um, silicone.
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The fake titty kind?
I will never look at my kitchen the same way again.
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FTP: Fuck That Puto!
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
This video made my day!!!!
Life is good!!!!
Certain vegetables will work in a pinch.
No batteries required.
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The only thing that would make this thread better would be if Newport Joey and Thornhill were here to enjoy it
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I've had one for 9 years. Of course, it's hot high usage, just need to replace batteries now and again.
Best investment ever.
Submitted by M.E. on September 11, 2008 - 3:03pm.
TITS - tried it, couldn't shit right for a week.
No thanks.
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That's how I feel about sushi
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Mrs K.
I believe you!
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TITS - tried it, couldn't shit right for a week.
No thanks.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 11, 2008 - 2:58pm.
My man only takes out the trash....:(...should i trade him in??? lol
Look, I act like Pudge is some kind of god, but the truth is...he's a drunken sot.
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Submitted by TITS on September 11, 2008 - 3:00pm.
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LOL!!!
6 years..!! There IS a vibrator God!!! ;P
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Damn! This bitches vagina must have it's own zip code
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Submitted by xxyxz on September 11, 2008 - 2:53pm.
LOL! Butt plug times and such! Umm
I've done sexy times through the back door
But I was drunk !!! So there ;) I'm gross
I know
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*looking around innocently, acting all distracted like, whistling tunelessly*
I'm not saying I've done it and I'm not saying I haven't.
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brownies here look suspiciously like, well, poo.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 11, 2008 - 2:54pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 11, 2008 - 2:52pm.
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Good advice...tanks. Yeah...i know that shit can be spendy. Too bad the motors burn out so quickly. :( Oh well...it isnt for me. :D
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Suuuuure.
I have one that's lasted 6 years - when that motor dies, a part of me will die with it.
Now that I think of it... that may be the longest 'relationship' I've had....
My man only takes out the trash....:(...should i trade him in??? lol
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Submitted by Reluctant Whore on September 11, 2008 - 2:55pm.
What a tired, predictable ho.
thiss is like high school. Eddie Winslow is a trooper. Take it Eddie, no one's judging.
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Oh Eddie 'took it' alrighty. And yeah, we're all judging.
Judgy Judge Judge.
Take it bitch! ahahhahaha
... must leave.
Will do it again.
Did it, liked it.
Submitted by M.E. on September 11, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Exit only please.
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Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. At least twice. Your partner does need to know what he's doing back there - whole different ball game. Lots of pre game warm up required.
I need chocolate.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 11, 2008 - 2:52pm.
fake peen doesn't make you do laundry
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Pudge does his own laundry.
He irons, too!
Yeah, I know, he's a keeper.
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What a tired, predictable ho.
thiss is like high school. Eddie Winslow is a trooper. Take it Eddie, no one's judging.
www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore
Submitted by TITS on September 11, 2008 - 2:52pm.
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Good advice...tanks. Yeah...i know that shit can be spendy. Too bad the motors burn out so quickly. :( Oh well...it isnt for me. :D
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
LOL! Butt plug times and such! Umm
I've done sexy times through the back door
But I was drunk !!! So there ;) I'm gross
I know
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
I'd be a little bit careful about accepting brownies in this thread. They might not be talking cookies.
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 11, 2008 - 2:45pm.
OOOOOOOOH.....guess what?? Me and my girlie friends are going to the seksy toy store tonight!! funny that we are chatting about it...
We gots to buy sexy times stuff for a gal pal whoz getting married. Poor gal. lol ;P
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No better excursion for surreptitiously buying stuff for yourself without the inbred embarrassment.
Never go cheap on sex toys. And be ready for sticker shock.
Get the cheap shit for your friend who's getting married. She won't likely be really needing it anyway....
fake peen doesn't make you do laundry and laugh when you're on the rag.
joke
what's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
you can dump your load in any washing machine and it won't cry and call the cops.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by day shift stripper on September 11, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Bakeware is made out of pyrex? Shows how much I know.
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Hunny, it is the latest thing!
Oh, wait...pyrex. My measuring cups are made of pyrex.
I am thinking of that other stuff, um, silicone.
Never mind.
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My hubby said he has done it to a girl before in the past....i was totally grossed out...but strangely...it peaked my interest for a microsecond. lol. wont do it though. There is too much else to enjoy. ;P
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Oh my fucking god that was funny!
I need to see a picture of the dude she is talking about. I'm assuming it's an actor that played one of the sons on that show??
You gotta love that the bag that the ass dildoes were in had a huge wet spot on it. he must have forgotten the raspberry flavored lube, too.
fuck thats gross! haha
Gawd...i really wish i had some brownies...*sigh*...last time we did speshul treets...we made some chocochip cookies and took them to Disneyland. good times....;P
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Exit only please.
M.E.
"I still prefer the real peen over the fake peen, but sometimes, they sure do come in handy!"
And the one with batteries doesn't fart on you in their sleep or have smelly feet.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Do they make black tupperware?
*jots down note to buy safe*
Nova, make sure you buy some brownie mix to go along with that dildo. LOL
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Submitted by Clarisse on September 11, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Nova,
If i liked it, i wouldn't be ashamed, but that shit (teehee) HURTS!
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never tried it...i like to keep mine an exit only. no poop in...only out. ;P mwahahahahaaha
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
hey, I'd admit it if I did the butt times.
LCT < just two, me and my little kitty.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Nova,
If i liked it, i wouldn't be ashamed, but that shit (teehee) HURTS!
Brian Kinney says it only hurts the first time, but i don't trust him.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by day shift stripper on September 11, 2008 - 2:44pm.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 11, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Bakeware is made out of pyrex? Shows how much I know.
WHO WANTS SPECIAL BROWNIES?
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OOH OOH!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Tanks bunches!!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
I still prefer the real peen over the fake peen, but sometimes, they sure do come in handy!
OOOOOOOOH.....guess what?? Me and my girlie friends are going to the seksy toy store tonight!! funny that we are chatting about it...
We gots to buy sexy times stuff for a gal pal whoz getting married. Poor gal. lol ;P
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 11, 2008 - 5:39pm.
Bakeware is made out of pyrex? Shows how much I know.
WHO WANTS SPECIAL BROWNIES?
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http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
M.E.!! What a brilliant idea. I never thought about storing mah sex toys in an airtight Tupperware container. Now where the hell is that spaghetti keeper. Why is it you can never find Tupperware when you need it?
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Robert Smith, The Cure.
Lullaby - accoustic mix
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My mom was small breasted and she used to pad her bras.
TMI?
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