Thursday, September 11th 2008

Kanye On Tape


Heeeeere's the video of Kanye (in the grey hood) throwing a wittle tantrum at LAX because some big bad pappies tried to take his picture. This is a lot more tame than I thought it would be. I mean, Kanye doesn't even say "SQUID BRAINS" once. Although, when one of the pappers starts screaming for the police, Kanye answers with "Ain't no police man!!" Well, there was some police around and they arrested his ass.

Kanye is currently marinating in a jail cell on $20,000 bond.

Why don't I ever see shit like this at the airport? The most exciting thing I've ever seen is a litle girl barfing on a dog. Since I put it that way, I thinkt he little girl barfing on a dog was more exciting than this shit.

VIA TMZ

Posted by: Michael K


M.E.'s picture

Common Knowledge 101: When you become a celebrity it is EXPECTED that people will be following you around trying to get your picture. If you don't like it DON'T AIM for celebrity status.

DUH! Mouf breaving fucktarded douchebag.

Pimpcessa's picture

Stoney
If I weren't afraid he'd hurt me I'd love to run up to him and taunt him with insults for being such an egomaniacal volitile bitch.

Lets go - I got your back!!
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Hate West but hate TMZ more.

West FTW.

hoozer's picture

Kanye!!! That's too funny.

Let's see....airplanes...being told the plane had no brakes and needed to land and then dumped the fuel...that was scary. No exciting people on that flight though. Hmmmm...no fun stories here either despite the zillions of plane rides. I only remember this really fat guy that took up 3 seats (really) that got drunk and dumped his beer all over me. Across the aisle. Then got up to go to the bathroom and fell over and got stuck between the seats. That was funny.

Pimpcessa's picture

LOVE ANDERSON
Haha, I especiall love the "LOVE" part. Chanelling anyone in particular?

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Little China Doll's picture

Jussssst grrrrrreat. Here's another thing for Kanye to complain about. God help us if the arresting officer(s) were white. He's going to get to his blog asap and type the hell outta some CAPS! LAX IS RACIST, MAN!! TMZ IS RACIST!! I'M A GIANT ASSHAT!

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oklahoma's picture

This is absolutely Priceless.. I hope he wants to pay w/ a check, and it bounces off the wall and hits him in the head..

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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!

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Pimpcessa on September 11, 2008 - 2:59pm

Just kinda cuz, I still have my BB account here but I lurve MAH BOO COOP!
I am addicted to him, I CAN'T QUIT THE COOPER DUPERNESS!

*SMOOCHIES* Pimpcessa!!!

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Zippy Hips's picture

What a dumbass.

I've never seen anything exciting at an airport either :(

Stoney's picture

What makes this mouf breava think it's ok to destroy someone else's property because he doesn't like his job? Fuck you Kanye, the photographer was just doing his job. If it weren't for people taking pictures of you, you wouldn't be famous at all! This guy has some SERIOUS anger issues. If I weren't afraid he'd hurt me I'd love to run up to him and taunt him with insults for being such an egomaniacal volitile bitch.

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Aunt Bea's picture

"Kanye is currently marinating in a jail cell on $20,000 bond."

I LOVE YOU Michael K! You always make me laugh.

On Topic: Why would anyone follow around this conceited mouf breather?

Salem13's picture

Team....Kanye?
Did Brit get charged for beating up that car with her umbrella?

LoLo's picture

Yeah there is no need for photographers to be in that area.

I dont care what kanye did those paps dont need to be there around the public who are trying to go about their day.

To much of a security risk. I fly a good bit every year and really if i have to follow so many rules to get on a plane I dont want those Hollywood types around before i get on a tin can flying through the sky.

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Pimpcessa's picture

LOVE ANDERSON
Why the name change darling??
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!

I want to see the part where he attacks the TMZ dork for the tape....

carefreea's picture

Tell us more about the dog and the barfing. Anything's gotta be better than some disrespectful racist with delusions of grandeur.

Soy's picture

Shit, MK, when did you see that little girl throwing up on a dog? Because I've actually done that at an airport when I was younger. Wow, have MK and I met and I just didn't know it?
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...

Submitted by platypus on April 9, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Chuck Norris didn't excuse Steven's beauty

Pimpcessa's picture

Throw him in the chipper!! Beating down on someone because they still want to take a pcture of you is just ghetto! Someday he'll be like PP trying to get someone to take his picture. Even if he didn't hurt the pap what he did is wrong and is def assault!!

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LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Beat a guy with sausage, $100K bail
Smash camera's at an Airport, $20K bail

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

FUCK KAYNE WEST, HE IS A FUCKING RACIST AND HIS MUSIC SUCKS BALLS..REALLY SUCKS BALLS!!