Thursday, September 11th 2008

Kanye On Tape


Heeeeere's the video of Kanye (in the grey hood) throwing a wittle tantrum at LAX because some big bad pappies tried to take his picture. This is a lot more tame than I thought it would be. I mean, Kanye doesn't even say "SQUID BRAINS" once. Although, when one of the pappers starts screaming for the police, Kanye answers with "Ain't no police man!!" Well, there was some police around and they arrested his ass.

Kanye is currently marinating in a jail cell on $20,000 bond.

Why don't I ever see shit like this at the airport? The most exciting thing I've ever seen is a litle girl barfing on a dog. Since I put it that way, I thinkt he little girl barfing on a dog was more exciting than this shit.

VIA TMZ

Posted by: Michael K


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TheBreakdown's picture

Kanye is a little bitch prone to bitchy hissy fits.

That is all.

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Dr. Destructo's picture

So Super Urkel decides to blow a gasket at security on 9-11. All that seems come from from his mouth is just sniveling whines, or just flat out tantrums. Weasel fuck geek douche loser. Sounds like someone needs to change Mr. Crankypants' diaper.
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He mistook the camera for a MacBook Air.

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jussayin's picture

I think all parties were being highly disrespectful. The paps could have gave it a rest for today. And I don't know why Kanye went off, although the anniversary of his mother's death is exactly 2 months away.....

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@jussayin

I hate the paps as much as the next guy but Kanye incited violence in an airport on 9-11. For some reason, that just pisses me off.

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jussayin's picture

evidently 9-11 isn't so special to tphe paparazzi either if they have to stalk airports for celebrities, somehow I doubt they were trying to get pics of Osama bin Laden...

and being famous doesn't mean if you say to someone please don't harass me today they have the right to disrespect you. Yeah Kanye was wrong to overreact but the paparazzi IMHO are NEVER in the right to chase, harass, and bother a person just over a simple pic.

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angel_i's picture

FOR. REALS. yoly.

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THAT'S JUST GREAT KANYE, YES I'M YELLING AT YOU !!!!
THIS IS HOW YOU SHOW YOUR PATRIOTISM AT 8:45 AM ON 9/11 WHILE THE REST OF THE COUNTRY IS IN MOURNING. YOU ARE SUCH A DOUCHE BAG !!! GO CRAWL UNDER A ROCK AND STAY THERE!

i hate the paparazzi

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hes stupid.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 11, 2008 - 2:58pm.
Beat a guy with sausage, $100K bail
Smash camera's at an Airport, $20K bail

...smack your bitch up, $4000 bail

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EvilShoe's picture

Is it wrong that I am going to check several times a day for a mugshot of this fucktard because it will give me great joy?

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Roxygirl87's picture

Oh shit. Kayne has lost it. lol I love his crazy ass but now he really is in trouble.

And the first thing this jungle savage will do when he is out on bail is cry "racism."

west is a fucking cry baby bitch...i cant stand this dude he should stay in jail for a while

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I suggest they lock him up, do all of us a favor, and throw away the key and keep him there

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StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

Why did he break the guy's camera? He should be happy that someone is interested in taking his picture.

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

stake_spike's picture

Serves him right. You can't just go attacking people because they're taking pictures of you. Fly private if you don't want people looking at you.

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Dang...why couldn't it have been Kanye getting body slammed into the ground instead of the camera? One can only dream...

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Kanye got aWESTed!! LMFAO What a loooooser.

And MK, thank you so very fucking much for changing up that krinkly ass over there! MUCH better!!!

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letinstar's picture

why didn't they just tazer kanya and be done with him....
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Take me on a trip, I'd like to go some day.
Take me to New York, I'd love to see LA.
I really want to come kick it with you.
You'll be my Incarcerated Boy.

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Pile of shit to Kanye: That's how long I been onya!

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I hope Kanye is not only marinating in a jail cell, but I pray he's being forced to toss a few salads while he's in there!!

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I made a new avie in honor of this douche.

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angel_i's picture

Um...who did he say to get...

He said: "Ain't no police man, get blah blah's help..." or something...can anyone hear that?

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Maybe he should call Diddy and buy into that wanna-be superstar airline so he doesn't have to be bothered with mere mortals taking a stupid picture of him. Then he can say he owns a jet too!!

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I think that Kanye and Naomi Campbell would make a great couple.

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Submitted by speakit on September 11, 2008 - 3:30pm.

Are the amount of a's in 'bad' in direct proportion to the foulness of your mood?

Here.. have a hard candy. It's goooooooooooooood.
Actually it's half melted from being on the dashboard, but the extra o's are convincing.
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Indeed it is. This morning it was BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD but has been downgraded to baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Mmmmm, candy. Fank you!

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I cant stand him! Who in their right mind would act like that in public?

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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 11, 2008 - 3:24pm.

I am in a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad mood.

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Are the amount of a's in 'bad' in direct proportion to the foulness of your mood?

Here.. have a hard candy. It's goooooooooooooood.
Actually it's half melted from being on the dashboard, but the extra o's are convincing.

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Gosh what fucking drama queens. These two bitches act like they're carrying baby Jesuses in their man wombs.

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Gawd you could hear all the bystanders gasp when that camera hit the ground and shattered. What a funking cunt muzzle Kanye is!!

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I would love nothing more than if he got fucked up the asshole while in jail and discovered he liked it. God knows he thinks gay/white people are the devil so he's probably get rid of himself and we'd never have to deal with him again.

I am in a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad mood.

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Submitted by ms.c1 on September 11, 2008 - 7:09pm.
Honestly though why are the Pap's even allowed to be doing this through security check point.
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They were just by the check in desks - no security there

Pimpcessa's picture

Pompous spoiled brat with a right of entitlement attitude. Hey Kanye, remember a couple years ago when all you wanted was to be a big star with lotsa bling and bitches?? Well now it's time to pay the piper. So SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DEAL LOSER!!
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Ok, that almost put me to sleep... I do like the way Kanye's friend went "Ain't no police man, go on outta here..."

But yeah, the most exciting thing that ever happened to me at an airport/plane was when we had 3 "alleged terrorists" on our flight in Copenhagen. Funny thing is that I was on the phone with my cousing before boarding and I joked that they were going to blow the plane up. Next thing I know, they are sat behind me, and when the flight crew ask them for their passports, one of the locks himself in the toilet. I was on the phone to my mother telling her that I loved her, and for her to pass it on to the family in case he blew us up...

Yeah, excitement..

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Submitted by M.E. on September 11, 2008 - 3:08pm.

Common Knowledge 101: When you become a celebrity it is EXPECTED that people will be following you around trying to get your picture. If you don't like it DON'T AIM for celebrity status.
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I fully agree. George Clooney leads the nut pack when he read a letter about Princess Di being chased by the paps. It was well known that she often courted them.

But I do also agree with the others who feel its a security threat to have them running around.

soul's picture

KW will write a song about this and make a mill.and keep throwing his hissy fits.sucha a baby.I'm grieving over my mom, I don't throw fits.
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Otter Pop's picture

His mother must be rolling in her grave.

what a big baby

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ms.c1
Honestly though why are the Pap's even allowed to be doing this through security check point.

Maybe they had tickets to go on that flight? I doubt security at an airport allows paps to get to the gate without a ticket. Paps don't have that kind of clout.
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speakit's picture

If that had been PP, she would have taken the camera on the flight with her and inducted it into the Mile High club.

Pimpcessa's picture

Maybe we could get Antonio Vasquez Jr to go beat him down with a sausage!! Teach him a lesson!

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ms.c1's picture

Honestly though why are the Pap's even allowed to be doing this through security check point. I personally think they should not be allowed in a public space like this. It's a distraction from what the security checkpoint guards should be doing. LAX is a nightmare sometimes because of them. Most of the time they also provoke situations like this. I don't care for Sienna Miller but I heard one of them call her a homewrecker which is not their place too. To a certain extent they should just back off. Kanye being arrested was a little to dramatic. Personally I could give a rats ass what Kanye looks like or has to say when he's landed from a trip. I'm sure he looks and feels like Shit like the rest of us. I don't care even if he flew first class. Unless of course it was Virgin because then he would be relaxed.

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