Afternoon Crumbs

no underwear is cool in the summer with a long skirt or dress...but wtf is wrong with this girl and her nasty ass

Juliana's cooter...wow

xoxox

The war isn't working.

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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And quite frankly, ever since Heather Graham has moved across the pond she's been rocking my socks. Go figure.

♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork

I am still trying to digest the 'celebrities for PETA' .....where were the celebrities?????

Kate's just now bothered by her fleas? Weird.

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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08

Eva Longwhoria is fat? Good lord. I was going to have a bowl of cereal but I will just forget it.

Submitted by Deb on September 11, 2008 - 4:26pm.

OK then, fair enough.

who do you predict will be in the world series...
Angels and ????

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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 6:22pm.

Ha, Mrs. K! Being the oldest of 4 potential Ronnie Jrs., (all girls), I became interested in sports at a young age. There is a long and bitter rivalry between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Dallas Cowboys. To think, I ALMOST liked Romo 'til he started dating Simpson.

Anyway, I think they'll be singing "Desperado"!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by speakit on September 11, 2008 - 6:17pm.

LOL! I hope you at least have a nice ass.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

Submitted by Deb on September 11, 2008 - 4:16pm.

I cannot wait 'til the Eagles turn Jess's boyfriend into ground beef on Monday night.
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Are they gonna sing Hotel California? I love that song!!!!!

"you can check out any time you like but you can never leave."
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?

Submitted by Deb on September 11, 2008 - 7:16pm.
When you can't sing, and have no recognizable talent or intelligence, you show your ass.

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:( *taking off panties*

When you can't sing, and have no recognizable talent or intelligence, you show your ass. Jessica is just doing what Paris, Shitney, and Blohan have done before her.

I cannot wait 'til the Eagles turn Jess's boyfriend into ground beef on Monday night.

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

i stopped reading city rag specifically for their peta love. i fucking hate those ads- what the fuck do naked chics with fake titties have to do with animal rights? there are some fat and old vegetarians too, you know (and some of them are *gasp* men!). most of those celebs lie about eating meat and wearing fur anyway. peta is for fucking idiots.

WTH? That is an ugly jacket. Justin looks cute but his clothes suck. Jessica is such a famewhore. Her hair is so greasy.

I think celebrities just walking around nekkid is coming next, with all the upskirt going commando.

I wouldn't pose naked for PETA, but I would for AARP.

Submitted by Hekki on September 11, 2008 - 2:48pm.
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Ed's English that's why he used the term "lads". And Chace is definitely gay, he can stop covering for him now.

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The love of my life, Ed Westwick, being deliciously sleazy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9SgPZsJ9j0

I don't like that fact that she calls herself fat. I would love to be that thin.

myspace.com/tanmoca

I will be traveling back east for a visit someday because my BFF from high school lives on the Island, and believe you me, I will let you slutz know when I am going to be there.
And then you'll find out what a bitch from hell I really am!
I can't wait!!!!

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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?

Julianne Marguiles' long vagina or just her thighs pressed together?

photoshopped...
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?

yeah mrs, k - get your jolly mint jelly jalapeno ass out east!!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke

a message from the Church of the SubGenius

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 4:56pm.

Any chance you would want to move back to the East Coast?

c'mooooooooooooooon pretty please?????

We could srpay paint "slut" on MK's door!

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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Submitted by LoLo on September 11, 2008 - 11:50am.
Submitted by Hekki on September 11, 2008 - 3:13pm.

You so have to stalk me in person some time! Ill buy you a drink :)
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OK I admit it. I am jalapeno mint jelly!!!!!

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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?

Submitted by angel_i on September 11, 2008 - 11:21am.
I must admit I gotta girlie crush on Jessica. But the fact that she dates Justin just ruins her for me.
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OMG!!! me, too!!!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?

ick...i saw jessica's butt...

the most unattractive person in the naked peta ads amanda beard...

why would you wear a short dress and not put on undies? AND... sit on chairs that other people have sat on and will sit on... explain please

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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Submitted by Hekki
Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick douses ongoing rumors that he and co-star/roommate Chace Crawford are dating. He tells People magazine: "It's very comical. We're two lads who are very close friends, but we're straight as they come."

Do straight guys really refer to themselves as "lads"? Maybe I'm of a different generation, but that's pretty gay right there.
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Hello? Gay and gayer. God, have some dignity and stop denying what you are!

I've never thought she was very pretty, but Heather Graham looks good.

Chace Crawford and his *gay* Republican ass are fucking boring. Seriously. He's nice to look at (I guess) but he seems so dullllll.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?

if anyone has spent any time at all in nyc you notice how windy it can be, randomly. whenever i wear a skirt i wear the boyshort type of undies or something like that.. i mean please! it's terrible to be walking around(or performing)in nyc and your skirt is blowing up. you think her stylists would notice that and correct it. she looked(and acted) a hot mess from from head to toe at GMA.

"what the crap are you talking about?"~RennyBB10
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream

speakit
My ass's best friend is a tunic top and a pellet gun to make sure the lights go out.

Holy shit, that was priceless!!

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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!

"My ass's best friend is a tunic top and a pellet gun to make sure the lights go out."

TOOOOO FUNNY! Speak it has done spoke it folks!

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Submitted by M.E. on September 11, 2008 - 2:49pm.
Squats and lunges are your ass's best friend!!!

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My ass's best friend is a tunic top and a pellet gun to make sure the lights go out.

Submitted by Hekki on September 11, 2008 - 3:13pm.

*GASP*

Oh my god oh my god Im on Lexington a bit further north! I go to have happy hour at Wicker Park on 83rd a lot with the BF!

I love it!!!!!! You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about then!!!!!!

We suspect the girls are from Westchester or soemthing fun like that! ha ha ha!!!!

You so have to stalk me in person some time! Ill buy you a drink :)
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Looks like Jess needs to hit the gym.

Squats and lunges are your ass's best friend!!!

Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick douses ongoing rumors that he and co-star/roommate Chace Crawford are dating. He tells People magazine: "It's very comical. We're two lads who are very close friends, but we're straight as they come."

Do straight guys really refer to themselves as "lads"? Maybe I'm of a different generation, but that's pretty gay right there.

Submitted by Tubereuse on September 11, 2008 - 2:44pm.

So what's next: sitting in the front row of a fashion show and spreading your legs wide open?

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Well if I can do it at the theater...

LMAO Oklahoma!

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This avvie is for Oklahoma

Margulies looks so happy. What _is it_ with this no underpants, shaved crotch, hey look everybody thing? It must be the new style. Guess I missed the memo.
So what's next: sitting in the front row of a fashion show and spreading your legs wide open?

What is it with stupid women who don't know how to sit while wearing a skirt?. That's not her pubic area, it's her saggy inner thighs. And I don't know who she is, so I don't care much.

But please someone tell me those pictures of Jessica Simpson are fake. If not, she has a trully nasty butt. Flat and saggy. Worse than shitter's butt cheeks. Double ewww.

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Submitted by LoLo: "You guys Southern Joke, that place Justina owns is in my hood and you would not believe the gross ass nasty people that eat there!"

LoLo, we're neighbors! Now I can really stalk you properly. Okay, I'm on 84th, but I'm over there plenty. I walked by one day and it looked like the white trash and other undesirables took a field trip there. I have no idea where these people came from, but they were NOT from the neighborhood. It was funny ha-ha but also funny hmmm at the same time.

I'm sure Jess is wearing a thong...but DAYUM...her ass is looking beat!! and not in the good way!

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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...

OK, so Kate's covered in flee bites, a stench emanates from her house and she's unconcerned about the well-being of her neighbors. Where's the news?

He's also as "straight as they come"

Ed and Chace, "straight, hard and erect as they CUM"

...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...

Ok, I can see not wearing undies with jeans, spandex, yoga pants, etc. But a dress? A short skirt? Please. WTF are they thinking?

*It is def Julianna's thighs pressed together.

I agree Stoney, Jess is probably wearing a g string, and we can't see it.

When will Biel and Timberlake be over? They suck together.

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Your friends seem to think that you're so peachy keen; My friends say neglect is on your mind- who's right?
-Janet "What Have You Done For Me Lately?"

_Submitted by Salem13 on September 11, 2008 - 2:58pm.
I never understood that whole no underwear thing especially with tight pants. Good Lord my poor Labia is screaming just thinking about it.

OH GIRL! dont you just hate loud mouth labia screaming at your ass all day long about how there is nothing between them any more?

oh my fucking god i really typed that. Maybe i need some fresh air? i dunnnnnnnnnooooooo
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!

Is there some sort of law that you can't wear underwear if you're marginally famous or talented?

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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"

Hey Chace, you know the difference between a straight guy and a gay guy?

Six Beers

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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo

I never understood that whole no underwear thing especially with tight pants. Good Lord my poor Labia is screaming just thinking about it.

Work is sucking along sucktastically today DAYUM this is the longest day ever!!!!

OT: Jessica's a naughty little thing. I don't really know that for sure but it sounds dirty and if that's "straight" I'm living in the wrong country
or bar cos it looks like those two were boozin

yummy booz

vody shot(s)
inebriation
insperation
altercation
hospitalization

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