Friday, September 12th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER!
After much anticipation, Robert was excited to finally have sex with a squirter. - herroyalflyness
Runners-up:
Of all the fraternity's pranks, telling the blind guy that he was sleeping with Britney was the cruelest. - loozer
Unlike humans, only 1 in 100 barrels of beer are dumb enough to get married and not get taken down and passed around. - hoozer
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Yay!!! Congrats all! No I'm not related to anyone that sings in an Elvis voice. hehee. Kidding. I remember choosing my name here and logging on the first time and seeing loozer's name. lol. I was like...oops. I had no idea. So no, we don't know each other. We just rhyme.
Herroyal-superb, hoozer and loozer, related? Excellentos!! :o)
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
Ahahahaha!! Congrats guys - well deserved. Shout out to hoozer and loozer! w00t!! ;) xoxoxo
Thank you, thank you very much. I'm so proud. Sniff.
hahahaha!! awesome captions and original too!!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
LMAO loozer! Congratulations everyone.
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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac
good job guys/girls/he-she's/it/whatevers dude
you get it!
CONGRATS!
(in Elvis voice) Thank Ya, Thank Ya Very Much!
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Great, thanks hoozer, now I'm humming "100 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall".....
Congrats to the Winners!!!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Funnay! And a special thanks to loozer for beating down Britney:D
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
hoozer's cracked me up!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Congrats funny peeples!!
Also liked captions by Clarisse, jim, Playasaya, and sandman!
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported he has a profile on a site "[ ____Seeking40plus COM_____ ]" I believe it's totally a rumor ,but recenty his dating photos always appear there , who knows the truth?
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice cold pussy makes you Sarah Palin's husband.
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I POOP RAINBOWS
DANGER! Never smoke while in the sack with combustible metal beverage containers!
How I Spent My Freshman, Sophomore, Junior, and Senior Years in College.
Six Years of Pleasure, Baby!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
What it's really like to wake up next to Tara Reid in the morning.
Nothings finer than nuttin' in Shiner
Ride the spiral to the end you may just go where no ones been. SPIRAL OUT
Cousin of science fiction "writer" wins bragging rights by shagging prototype of R2D2.
When he said "Beer me!" this isn't what he was expecting.
The perfect girl: no teeth, 3 feet tall, and a flat head you can rest your beer on.
Mark Ronson's birthday party...the morning after...
Sunrisegold71
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
Tom sighed with content as he smoked his cigarette and asked, "Was it good for you too, Xenu?"
Yeah, I'd tap it.
I wonder when Ron Jeremy is going to find out I borrowed his penis pump!
Obviously it stood and delivered.
I hope it won't be all awkward when I see her at the party tomorrow night.
Honey, I know we're on our honeymoon and all but you're just too cold on the inside. This isn't going to work out.
Hi Sweetas! Nice to see you back! Been a while!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E5JNYoDT48
Young Black Teenagers - Tap the Bottle (Twist the Cap)***********************************************
Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Midget role playing has gone up to a whole new level.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
http://www.fotolog.com/justmemyselfandi
All my love and respect goes out to the families mourning a very sad anniversary today, along with a prayer.
Bob's most effective pickup line is "I have a cousin who writes science fiction."
Yeah, I tapped that!
What happens in Milwaukee stays in Milwaukee.
After much anticipation, Robert was excited to finally have sex with a squirter.
Submitted by evilbean42 on September 11, 2008 - 5:26pm.
So my cousin just told me this pic was up here. I'm sure most of you won't belive me, but that pic is actually me from spring break with my frat brothers in daytona beach a few years back. one of the posted it on college humor and its made the rounds since then, i always get excited when i find it somewhere else. anyway just wanted to say i really got a kick outta everyones comments but in my opinion the current winner is - "Next time, let's invite your sister, Stella."
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Heehee...I just had to fix that post for him - he's a drunk! He gets confused!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
After you give it a blow job, the debate remains as to whether it's "less filling" or "tastes great."
Heidi Montag gets her rocks off with her new "douche du jour" Putin
Jason Alexander figured this was an upgrade from Brit's belly keg.
While in the slammer, BLAAAAAAAKKKEEEE makes a cut-out of how he remembers his wife.
According to Daddy HoHan, Lindsay Ronson is not just back to being an alcoholic and looking identical to her lesbian lover, but her father leaked this disturbing photo of Lindsay demonstrating the one night keg stand.
"It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper." ~Errol Flynn
It doesn't matter what a man fucks, he's still got to take a smoke and a snooze after he's finished.
Yeah, I tapped that... then I rolled it over and tapped it again! And it was gooooooood...
Hey, it's icy cold and makes you feel sick. Sarah Palin's husband doesn't know the difference!
its bruce bitches...
when Amy Winehouse couldn't make the conjigal visit, they gave Pete Doherty the closest thing to her..
another man leaves jennifer aniston for a real woman.
when it came to tappin' that ass, not even his anal beads would do the trick.
See ladies, it IS important to do your kegels!
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RIMADYL KILLS
Not the first time SamRo has woken up next to something full of beer, frigid, and mechanical.