Love Is Blind
Owner of the most grotesque frankenbellies in the world, Tara Reid, is engaged to Julien Jarmoune. Julien is a French fashion executive for J & Company. Julien is also legally blind. That's not confirmed, but I don't have any other reason on why he would marry Tara Reid.
One of Tara's friends told The National Enquirer that the two met while Tara was doing research for her own fashion line. The friend went on to say, "Tara's really in love with this guy, and he's had an amazingly calming effect on her."
Does the "amazingly calming effect" he provides her with come in powder form? Everyone knows the way to Tara's heart is through her nose.
Tara's friend also said that Julien has been a good influence on her. "She's trying to clean up her reputation. Julien has definitely changed Tara for the better. It looks like she's finally gotten her act together. They're talking about a wedding next summer."
Wonky Tits Tara is going to make a beautiful summer bride. I'm sure she's already ordered a custom made replica of this wedding dress.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
"Julien is also legally blind. That's not confirmed, but I don't have any other reason on why he would marry Tara Reid."
That should have tipped us off that he's not really blind.
SNOW PIECE!
Thank you! I was really smarting over here at the thought of ole brail abs over here getting to hit a hot piece.
That would be a crime against nature and physics and it would knock the earth of its axis and shit!
HA HA HA!!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 11, 2008 - 11:38am.
he's not blind and he's FUG
Snowy Girl: This is exactly why I love you! No bullshit -- just straight to the point!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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look at my x17 link, he has the HOBIE EYE going on too,
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by Stock Broker on September 11, 2008 - 9:36am.
I bet her bachelorette party will be the stuff of legends.
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E! will probably want to tape as a wedding present: Taradise, the Bachelorette Party.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Someone is actually marrying this wench? Lord Jesus, someone pass me the Wild Turkey and lets make a toast! TO the groom: You can't polish a turd...
i guess blind guys are easy huh
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he's not blind and he's FUG
http://x17online.com/celebrities/tara_reid/tara_reid_engaged-09102008.ph...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I bet her bachelorette party will be the stuff of legends.
you GOTTA know you're a loser when you have to move on to blind guys because you've disgusted all the sighted guys in the neighborhood...
she's dating David Patterson.....
seriously, I think MK was kidding about the blind part...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
EC: I know! It's so stupid, but I'm sooooooooo excited! I almost feel like they're friends I haven't seen in a long time.
On topic: I'll be very surprised if Tara ever cleans up her image.
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Submitted by oklahoma on September 11, 2008 - 12:56pm.
HA HA HA!!!!!
Im hoping this guys is blind because wtf is his excuse other wise????
AHHHH HA HA HA!!!!!!
Her stomach is written in brail!!!!!
So is them LUMPY TITTAYS!
Oh ha ha ha ha!!!! I know i shit ton of editors for magazines that are fucking blind too!
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She is a lot smarter then people give her credit for, marrying someone who can't see her meth face is brillant.
Tara needs to flush the black eyeliner down the toilet already.
Oh, this guy is going to have his hands full with her shit. You wait. She'll behave until 5 minutes after the "I Do's". Then she'll turn into a raging drunk psycho-bitch.
Hope he gets an enforceable Prenup.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 12, 2008 - 1:18am.
Way off topic but DQ, I just saw two sneak peek clips of Lazarus Rising!
OMG!!!! I officially can't wait!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yFZQaUlcgA
Try watching this and not getting emotional. Just a little.
LMAO LoLo.. She prob thinks he's really blind, too.. and takes his wallet, then wears his skidded undies on her head in front of him. and says "baby, feel my hair, does it have tooo much hairspray in today?" lol
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Isn't she a paid worker.....?
It's like the movie Red Dragon, where the blind girl can't see the crazy tattoos and scars on the serial killer she lusts after.
He is blind????? How can you get into fashion if your blind. I would think you'd need eyesight
Wait is he REALLY blind yall?
fwaaaaaaaaa?
So um..... i can haz ta blind guy not tara? I take him when she get drunk she wont know!
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He totally has to wear those dark ass glasses to be around her. I bet they have smell repellant built in to them, also!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Poor guy is worse off than one with sight....Im sure its much worse to have to feel that bumpy mess than look at it
Tara is either drunk (again) or delusional.
NO! I want apicture with his glasses off! ha ha ha
There has to be a catch. He may have rat eyes?
little squinty rat looking red eyes.
Or major crows feet?
Merkin? Beard? Does he send in a stunt double to do the sexy times once tara is passed out?
I would! Id be like all, "nuh uhhhhh bitch imnot sticking my meat wand in that! You do it Mr. Stunt Double!"
I dont have a meat wand im just sayin!
ha ha ha!
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he's handsome! and yes he is blind...but he also looks like a man that gets a lot of pussay! lol so i dont think these two will ever make it down the isle... her veneers are a bit much... poor tara, such a mess
I remember how fresh faced & beautiful I thought she was in "American Pie." Now, she looks waaaaaaaaaaaay older than she is.
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Submitted by Stoney: "NEVER. GONNA. HAPPEN."
Unfortunately, I think you're right, Stoney.
Poor Tara. Her Dermot Mulroney lookalike is stringing her along. I guaranfuckingtee his parents are going to put the kibosh on any wedding. Like that Greek shipping heir that Paris Hilton was "engaged" to. You're not supposed to marry girls like Tara.
(I have a feeling she might be a nice girl with alcoholism)
Submitted by radio siren on September 11, 2008 - 9:15am.
Why is it that she is much younger than me yet already has crow's feet, while I don't even have a hint of a wrinkle around my eyes? Her skin is disturbing for someone only in their 20's.
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thats all her rough livin right there!! Our faces are like road maps of our lives. Mine is pretty damn smooth for a 33 year old...much better than Tara's, fer sure! :D
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Tara's Plan B in shining armor.
Even Carson Daly is laughing his ass off.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
LMAO about that wedding dress! It would have stains on it before she got to the church. Like Fruit punch and pee stains.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Hes hot AND stupid! I like 'em like that...
Oh SNAP! MK! LMFAO!
They're already engaged?
WHen did they start dating? Yesterday?
Why is it that she is much younger than me yet already has crow's feet, while I don't even have a hint of a wrinkle around my eyes? Her skin is disturbing for someone only in their 20's.
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
OHHHHHHHH WHAT the fuck?
SHe must be his fucking merkin look at that fat headed retart! He has to be TEH GAY!
FFS! Tara? He has no eye balls under the glasses right? Ray Charles times really?
you know she is smelly!
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Hey...girls with bad plastic surgery need love too. Don't hate...congratulate!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
I personally think she is a pretty girl...much better before her tits got done...but still...pretty...ONLY when sober. She is the ugliest drunk i have ever seen.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Well money can't buy class, but It sure can buy soap.
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
if he is not blind he is goin to be when he see's her wonky boobs
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
wowOwowOwowOwow.....
he must like lots of raver beads and shizz...
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Amazing. He don't look so happy in the pic.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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NEVER. GONNA. HAPPEN.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Tara always looks so confused.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "