Love Is Blind
Owner of the most grotesque frankenbellies in the world, Tara Reid, is engaged to Julien Jarmoune. Julien is a French fashion executive for J & Company. Julien is also legally blind. That's not confirmed, but I don't have any other reason on why he would marry Tara Reid.
One of Tara's friends told The National Enquirer that the two met while Tara was doing research for her own fashion line. The friend went on to say, "Tara's really in love with this guy, and he's had an amazingly calming effect on her."
Does the "amazingly calming effect" he provides her with come in powder form? Everyone knows the way to Tara's heart is through her nose.
Tara's friend also said that Julien has been a good influence on her. "She's trying to clean up her reputation. Julien has definitely changed Tara for the better. It looks like she's finally gotten her act together. They're talking about a wedding next summer."
Wonky Tits Tara is going to make a beautiful summer bride. I'm sure she's already ordered a custom made replica of this wedding dress.
Terror Reid marrying? I'll believe it when I see it.
I think he's hot. Then again I am from Jersey/NYC, all the Italian/Portuguese/Spanish/Egyptian/Moroccan guys here look like this at some point in their life.
See? It's true.
Sluts have souls too.
Good luck, Tara. Guard your panty pudding!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Submitted by oklahoma on September 11, 2008 - 12:26pm.
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*dying* I would totally do that.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Um, I got the joke, I was just sayin'.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
Damn she looks tired. Partying really wore her out. Don't put her and Pamela Lee in the same room...I couldn't stand the bleached out hair and wrinkles all together like that.
May they be as happy as Angie and Brad!
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Submitted by remingtonh on September 11, 2008 - 4:18pm.
He's not blind you dolts! It was a joke. sheesh.
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heh heh heh heh.
aw shuddap! you've ruined it now.
heh heh heh heh
For every seat, there is an ass. I guess she found her ass.
tara is a waste of dna
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
He's not blind you dolts! It was a joke. sheesh.
She looks so elegant. She reminds me a young Grace Kelly. Oh this will be the wedding of the Century!
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Too ironic that this guy is legally blind AND is marrying Tara Reid. You know, so he can't SEE her horrible plastic surgery. Is he deaf too so he doesn't have to listen to her inane blathering?
fag hag! He probably only marrying her for insurance purposes.
He either gay and using her for her money or wants a green card.
i won't believe there's an actual marriage until the prenup is signed and notarized and tara's gliding down the aisle in "white"...i think tara still has major drunken partying and bad plastic surgeries to get to...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Her left breast is making a break for it.
Tara's beginning to look like Angela Lansbury with that crinkle-eye action
This 'couple' looks about as viable as Anne Hathaway and her Italian beau.
Julien is also legally blind. That's not confirmed, but I don't have any other reason on why he would marry Tara Reid.
LMAO...
Julian is both extremely hot and also an obvious homosexual!
Hey Sunny-Tits:
What's wrong with being a "cum sponge"? :)
She is a loser. Next!
Your face!
Why would a blind man be attracted to someone with a rusty old cigarette voice?
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Don't dream it... BE it!
God only knows how muck cock she sucked dry to get any type of recognition in Hollyweird. The vile, talentless, lumpy-bellied cum sponge.
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'Politically Correct' is the PC term for Spasticated Gaytalk.
Is she wearing color contacts? This is MY LOOK bitch!
I think he likes her because he "sees" her stomach as a stylist challenge to disquise by fabulous design.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
_Submitted by Stoney on September 11, 2008 - 1:47pm.
Lolo, neither one is that bad IMO.
It could be worse right Stoney?
I check out mens asses all the time and my friends think that is so strange. Im like well ladies you dont want some skinny man you have to tie the sheet around to hold onto durring sexy times now do you? ha ha ha
I almos said some things I would soooooo niot want on the internet! HA HA HA!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ugghhh, those earings are right from the dollar bin.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by Stoney on September 11, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Ok, the jiggly ass ad guys are officially fucking with us. ROFLMAO!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I guess we should be glad it's not the super fat chick squatting on the bed.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Lolo, neither one is that bad IMO.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Submitted by Stoney on September 11, 2008 - 1:43pm.
Ok, the jiggly ass ad guys are officially fucking with us. ROFLMAO!
You know I dont like either one of them asses either!
The after shot doesnt look much better!
not hot at all !
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Her stomach is going to swallow him whole!
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Ok, the jiggly ass ad guys are officially fucking with us. ROFLMAO!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
it amuses me that these celebutards go on 3 dates and then announce they are "engaged." Reminds me of 5th grade. Grow up, morons!!
With the way he sees and the way she looks it's a perfect match!
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 11, 2008 - 11:55am.
Au revoir Tara, YOUR WELCOME FRANCE!
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HA!! ;)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Remember when she was engaged to Carson Daly? RANDOM!!!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by snowpiece on September 11, 2008 - 12:38pm.
he's not blind and he's FUG
http://x17online.com/celebrities/tara_reid/tara_reid_engaged-09102008.ph...
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Maybe everyone just assumes he is blind. They figure that is the only explanation for this.
Sad that she is only 33 and has the crows feet of a 50 year old.
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
Au revoir Tara, YOUR WELCOME FRANCE!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
If one of the most used up chicks on the planet can snag a sugar daddy, anybody can.
Some men have no taste and no clue.
raver beads look so classy with a wedding gown.
did'nt we something else about this freak/wacko dude recently? I swear I can remember his jacked up eye...
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Well, "legally blind" doesn't necessarily mean you can't see at ALL. There are degrees of blindness.
So he might just have really really bad eyesight. Like he can see faces but not details unless he's really close or something.
Eh...he's perfect for her. May their marriage last many many minutes!!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
MK, you are on hit today!!!
You made me cry in my seat laughing at you.
You fuckin rock!
Is she wearing a Phoebe Price headband?
_Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on September 11, 2008 - 1:13pm.
"Julien is also legally blind. That's not confirmed, but I don't have any other reason on why he would marry Tara Reid."
That should have tipped us off that he's not really blind.
Well shit i like living on fantasy island!
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