KANYE WEST ARRESTED!!!!1!!!!
SORRY, woops, I mean, sorry for all the caps. It's the Kanye West in me. According to TMZ, Kanye was arrested at LAX today for excessive CAPS use. No, he was arrested for wearing that outfit. No, he was really arrested for felony vandalism.
While at the American Airlines terminal (he doesn't have a private jet?), a pap started taking pictures of him. Kanye wasn't feeling very photogenic, so he snatched the pap's camera and smashed it on the ground.
TMZ started filming it with their own video camera when Kanye's assistant tried to stop them. The camera dude and Kanye's assistant started fighting over it. The assistant won and he threw the camera to the ground, breaking it. Kanye then tried to get the tape from TMZ's guy.
Kanye and his assistant are currently being booked.
Oh....shit! I can't wait for the epic blog posts from Kanye to follow. You better stand back when Kanye starts blogging, because his angry ass words will probably smash your screen to bits. I'm afraid his poor MacBook Air might not survive. It's already entered into the witness protection program. It knows what's coming.
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God, do these people ever learn? When you are at an airport, it is a Yes Mamn, No Mamn situation. Even if they are not cops or personnel. That's just the way it rolls. No one causes a disturbance at airports anymore. Not unless you want big trouble.
hahaha, save your time lolo, youre spot on
hes the whisky drinkin redneck comedian... i think hes pretty damn funny!!!
http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/11/you-might-be-a-redneck-if-you-busted-for-p...
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 11, 2008 - 8:47am.
missy on September 11, 2008 - 11:46am
Not The Tater Salad!
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Yep, Tater Salad has been adding herbs to the mix. Story also at TMZ.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Submitted by missy on September 11, 2008 - 12:16pm.
I just read that Ron White (comedian) got busted for weed in FL
ha ha ha ooooooops! Hey isnt that the country guy who sips whiskey on stage?
Oh you know what i could do Missy?
I guess i could google that shit and answer my own question eh?
Well im real smart and quick like today i must say!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh yeah LA/BB I think you may be right.. dont fuck around at the airport!!
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CAN HE USE HIS MACBOOK AIR IN JAIL?!
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missy on September 11, 2008 - 11:46am
Not The Tater Salad!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
How did TMZ get into the waiting area?
I thought you had to have a ticket to be in there.
I think more people should beat the shit out of TMZ camera men just for being TMZ camera men.
im only 1/2 kidding.
TMZ ROTS YOUR SQUID BRAINS!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I just read that Ron White (comedian) got busted for weed in FL
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Felony vandalism? For breaking a camera? I don't like Kanye, but I still don't think that is right. That should be a common job hazzard for a pap, not a felony. Buy cheaper cameras, idiot.
His MacBook Air is now on suicide watch.
I think any crime committed in an airport is considered a felony, I could be wrong but....
Why were the paps there? Was it in the actual terminal or the part anyone can be in?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on September 11, 2008 - 12:13pm.
"...so rappers have turned to the one group that aren't poseurs--white nerds."
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HA! nice.
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
Wait what??? I didnt understand much of that....
but YAY Kanye was arrested!! SQUID BRAINS!!!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Yea really, Felony??? I always thought hip-hop has been getting queerer and queerer(because of the kanye's in the industry), this confirms it. The ODB's of the world are spinning in their grave.
I think Kanye blew his chance for a Presidential Pardon, right Dubya?
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Oh I cannot not wait for this rant. Kanye better not disappoint.
Nooooooooo! Not Urkel!
Between this guy and Tyga, I'm wondering why dressing "uber-white" seems to be the new hip-hop look. I guess suburban kids ruined the sports jersey-and-chain look, so rappers have turned to the one group that aren't poseurs--white nerds.
I hope he gets locked up with Naomi Masuda
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
dumb douchebag.
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Your friends seem to think that you're so peachy keen; My friends say neglect is on your mind- who's right?
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smashing someones camera is a felony???
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avie time, squidbrains
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"I want to humble myself in front of a task like embroidery."
Maybe now he'll have real street cred.
At least he can rant about something besides being passed over by the MTv VMAs again.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Sweet! Maybe they will lose the key to his cell!
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