KANYE WEST ARRESTED!!!!1!!!!
SORRY, woops, I mean, sorry for all the caps. It's the Kanye West in me. According to TMZ, Kanye was arrested at LAX today for excessive CAPS use. No, he was arrested for wearing that outfit. No, he was really arrested for felony vandalism.
While at the American Airlines terminal (he doesn't have a private jet?), a pap started taking pictures of him. Kanye wasn't feeling very photogenic, so he snatched the pap's camera and smashed it on the ground.
TMZ started filming it with their own video camera when Kanye's assistant tried to stop them. The camera dude and Kanye's assistant started fighting over it. The assistant won and he threw the camera to the ground, breaking it. Kanye then tried to get the tape from TMZ's guy.
Kanye and his assistant are currently being booked.
Oh....shit! I can't wait for the epic blog posts from Kanye to follow. You better stand back when Kanye starts blogging, because his angry ass words will probably smash your screen to bits. I'm afraid his poor MacBook Air might not survive. It's already entered into the witness protection program. It knows what's coming.
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just on news that the reason he will be booked on felony vandalism charges is because the camera was worth more than 10 thousand dollars
Submitted by LoLo on September 11, 2008 - 12:26pm.
LOL!!
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 11, 2008 - 12:58pm.
Escapsim.
I kinda surprised that there's nothing on D-Listed regarding remembering 9/11...
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Some body give MrsWestlake a couple of xanax before she blows a gasket.
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
Submitted by MrsWestlake on September 11, 2008 - 12:54pm.
Good point. But it's so damn fun (and easy) to make fun of him.
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LIKE LOVE LOCKDOWN THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!
Submitted by The C word on September 11, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Urkel's just mad cuz he read the online comments about his outfit
thank u, now i have to clean my monitor.lol
"Urkle" makes it worth it.
oxa
Submitted by MrsWestlake on September 11, 2008 - 12:54pm.
OH MY GOD KANYE IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOT WOOOT!
WHAT UP KANYE!
I liked that song at the end of the VMA's..........
ok then carry on!
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You know, if there was no one there to take his pic, he'd throw a fit for that, too! It's a no-win with the celebs. You take their pic, they get pissy, you don't take their pic, and they get all Baby Jane on your ass.
Most of the attention hungry celebs we see here every day tip off the paps to where they'll be.
Do you think that Homeland Security would let ANYONE just hang out in an airport on the off chance that an whiny, egotistical prima donna might be deplaning or catching a flight out?
There's hundereds of other celebs that manage to live out of the public eye.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
AND FUCK ALL YALL! IT DOESNT MATTER IF YALL THINK KANYE IS UGLY, LOUD, AND COCKY IN HIS URKEL MEETS PEE WEE HERMAN OUTFIT. IT STILL DOESNT GIVE PAPARAZZI THE RIGHT TO BE HARASSING HIM! He did not deserve to be arrested. The Papsmears got what was coming to them!
George Bush doesn't care about paps!
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
i think if paparazzi is allowed to stalk, harass and disrespect celebrities then celebrities should have a right to defend themselves against them by whooping their ass and breaking their cameras if they dont listen when the celebs tell them to go away.
Submitted by Salem13: "Ugh I hate TMZ. ...Its mostly B-D list celebritties falling outside of nightclubs. They act all smug as if what their "reporting" is something important and relevant. I love when The Soup makes fun of them."
Me too. When they're all hanging out in the cubicle farm and they're telling their stories to Harvey Levin, they remind me of a GED class.
Or in Oliver Twist when all the little pickpockets are showing their goods to Fagin.
thats not fair! the paparazzi should have been arrested too. i think its wrong that they can go around stalking and harassing people, taking pictures all in their face when asked to stop and then people arent allowed to defend themselves. i dont understand how its ok for them to stalk, harass, berate and disrespect celebrities and get away with it. then when they get their ass kicked and their cameras broken they want to press charges. its really not fair.
just because a person is a celebrity doesnt mean you have a right to bother them and take pics of them when theyre minding their own business. if theyre out performing and making special appearances, thats when you should be allowed to approach them. but if theyre eating, or playing in the park with their children, or just walking and minding their own business LEAVE THEM ALONE! WTF. U WOULDNT WANT ANYONE CHASING U DOWN THE STREET WHEN YOURE ON THE WAY TO THE LAUNDRY WITH YOUR SCARF ON YOUR HEAD AND FLIP FLOPS ON! GET A LIFE.
Urkel's just mad cuz he read the online comments about his outfit.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Put this fucker in a cell with OJ and they can both rant about their innocence and how they are both misunderstood.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Submitted by TOPANGA on September 11, 2008 - 4:12pm.
HAHAHAHA!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
He's and ugly, loud-mouthed fucker.....and I'm glad they arrested him. I wonder if they have a whole separate cell for his ego???
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Please tell me he gets a mandatory 25 years for pulling this shit in an airport.
somebody tell me what this douche nozzle has done that makes him think he's worth a shit?
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
yiooo - total compliment!!! youre subtly funny and impress me as kind hearted and thoughtful :)
clarisse - BAKED TATER!!! HAHAHAAA!! you crack me up too!!!!
lolo - no shit, huh?
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This just made my day....I was watching CNN and they said they had "Breaking News"....I immediately went to Dlisted to read the real story!!! Hate TMZ but I can't wait to see the video....
I wouldn't like it either though. I don't care what spin you put on it, it's an invasion of privacy and personal space. I'd go ballistic too. Yet why should I remain poor because I like my privacy?
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
How much you wanna bet he flashes that big teeth Chipmunk smile of his in his mug shot...just so he can rhyme/boast about how he "smiled in his mug shot" on his next single.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
yiooooooo : what's that? I think I hear Homeland Security at your door, KNOCK KNOCK!! ;)
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I dont care about kanye I just dont think those camera people should be able to be in the air port at all.
Not when I have to go so early to get through security checks and cant bring my water or perfume over 3oz on the plane.
For security reasons alone those camera dudes should be not where near baggage claim, curb side check in, the lobby, or any place there.
You know they dont check those cameras to make sure it isnt some nut bag with a bomb where the junk goes!
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On topic: I care enough to say this...
"Kanye was arrested at LAX today for excessive CAPS use. No, he was arrested for wearing that outfit. No, he was really arrested for felony vandalism"
Does this make this the "Third strike" arrest?? That means life in prison right!?!!?!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
is ilegal to take picture in a airport ?????? omg I took picture las June on the airport , why is ilegal???
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Missy,
=( We can start calling him Baked Tater!
Oh i kill me!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Woops, I was too caught up in my Sanskrit translations to comment on the glasses.
FUG!!
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Awwwww sucks for Ron White...guess he didnt hide his weed in his deodorant like he's supposed to....lol.
As for Kanye....its just a fucking picture dude...JUST a picture. No need for violence.
And YES TMZ paps...go to hell!!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Submitted by missy on September 11, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Is that a compliment? or OMG she is so stupid smile??????
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Hmm.
When faced with challenges, one has two realms within which they can act to resolve conflicts. Whilst introspective reflection often yields the most potent results, many people attempt to mold the environment to their liking, without considering the potential for change and adaptation that exists within their self.
An untended ego is not conductive to contentment. Too rigid, too solid.
Kanye might benefit from meditation classes and Buddhist philosophy. Possibly even Yoga.
All were a revelation to me.
सन्तोषः परमो लाभः सत्सङ्गः परमा गतिः
विचारः परमं ज्ञानं शमो हि परमं सुखम्
Contentment is the highest gain,
Good Company the highest course,
Enquiry the highest wisdom,
Peace the highest enjoyment.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Why weren't the paps arrested for taking pictures inside an airport? I thought since 9/11/01 it's been illegal to take photos inside an airport?
Can't wait for the mugshot!
Where is his Pocket Protector??
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Just like a yo-yo
yiooo - you make me smile :)
clarrise, haha I know!! sad no-weed times for ron!
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He looks like Urkle on his first day of school in this shot.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Take my picture, BUT ONLY WHEN I WANT YOU TO!
Fuck you, Kanye.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Missy!
Tater??? Man! That bit he does about jacking off his bull-dog cracks me up!!
Edit! Oh and who gives a fuck about Kanye! I want an update on the Gerard Butler sitch!!
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when are this celebrities are goin to learn that you can't touch or harm the paparazzi equipment, thats like me goin to a super market and trowing the cash register to the ground because she was asking me credit or cash thats their job.
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
I hate Kanye, so being a douchebag gets you in jail.
Hopefully they'll lose the key.
hahaha lolo!! the mug shot is ROUGH! hahah, he looks PISSED!! poor ron!
and it was for under an ounce :(
said unfair court times ahead for ron :(
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Ugh I hate TMZ. I don't understand how they have a show. Its mostly B-D list celebritties falling outside of nightclubs. They act all smug as if what their "reporting" is something important and relevant. I love when The Soup makes fun of them.
Why was TMZ at the waiting lounge? Not defending kanye.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Thanks Missy! I twas havin me a stoner moment.
I meant senior stoner moment.
I have love for that man!
I lack how he say fuuuuuuuuuuuuck real looooooooooooong like AYE DO!
Im so southern sounding some times i sound like almost a bit of a PEYERAT!
EDIT TIMES:! Oh no his poor mug shot! The killed ron whites buzz those whores!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
TMZ photogs are a bunt of cunts.
Is Harvey Levin still on People Court?