KANYE WEST ARRESTED!!!!1!!!!
SORRY, woops, I mean, sorry for all the caps. It's the Kanye West in me. According to TMZ, Kanye was arrested at LAX today for excessive CAPS use. No, he was arrested for wearing that outfit. No, he was really arrested for felony vandalism.
While at the American Airlines terminal (he doesn't have a private jet?), a pap started taking pictures of him. Kanye wasn't feeling very photogenic, so he snatched the pap's camera and smashed it on the ground.
TMZ started filming it with their own video camera when Kanye's assistant tried to stop them. The camera dude and Kanye's assistant started fighting over it. The assistant won and he threw the camera to the ground, breaking it. Kanye then tried to get the tape from TMZ's guy.
Kanye and his assistant are currently being booked.
Oh....shit! I can't wait for the epic blog posts from Kanye to follow. You better stand back when Kanye starts blogging, because his angry ass words will probably smash your screen to bits. I'm afraid his poor MacBook Air might not survive. It's already entered into the witness protection program. It knows what's coming.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 11, 2008 - 1:36pm.
Yeah I imagine that would sting...but I'll put it up against zipping your junk up in your zipper any day.
Oh my poor BF had that happen when he was little and i think the poor fella stillhas bad dreams about it. No need to worry folks! The junk is fine. He was only a wee toddler.....
*makes note to buy only draw string pants for future sons/nephews*
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Yeah I imagine that would sting...but I'll put it up against zipping your junk up in your zipper any day.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
This mo will do anything for attention, won't he?
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
POOPINATOR!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
hi Sugaroo
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Jeffro!
"WOW. Somebody put their maxi-pad on sticky side up this morning"
OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Submitted by missy on September 11, 2008 - 12:57pm.
well, sugaroo said the word, LCT is here, and its a kanye post.... do we have the makings of an officially designated...
POO THREAD?!?!?!
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YES! I need a good poo talk. I bet kanye's skull is full of turds. Little floaty spongy ones.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Only a snippet of it...but it's my ALL-TIME fave version of Golddigger:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCAt9WcCFbM&feature=related
And it goes with Kanye's outfit!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
missy!
P00 thread? Right now? It's just so unexpected
*blooooooooooooop*
That's All I've got with no warning!
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hi xx!! yes its some poo-ey trollies but they seem to be of the less persistant variety..
is ok :)
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I dont mind Kanye i guess.
His rants are just funny because he acts JUST like my little brother did when he was four and didnt get his way.
He's harmless..... but dont get me started on Pissy Puff Combs....
I have lack of care times for him but i did like that song att he end of the VMA and i liked his light show.
I smoke a lot of the reffer tooo thooooooogh.
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good GWAD!
What's going on up in here !?'
Stooopid trolls
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well, sugaroo said the word, LCT is here, and its a kanye post.... do we have the makings of an officially designated...
POO THREAD?!?!?!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 11, 2008 - 12:55pm.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
...would that be from "Return of the Living Dead"?
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No, it's because I'm a zombie.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by LoLo on September 11, 2008 - 12:54pm.
LOL! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
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If we ate Kanye's BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS would we turn into egotistical racist wastes of plaid shirts too?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Kanye looks like a douchey-looking Urkel in that picture. Poo in human form.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
...would that be from "Return of the Living Dead"?
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Submitted by MrsWestlake on September 11, 2008 - 12:21pm.
thats not fair! the paparazzi should have been arrested too.
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Why, because Kanye is a self-righteous baby?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
LOL! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
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Submitted by jim on September 11, 2008 - 12:52pm.
HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED ALONG TIME AGO FOR BEING A FUCKING IDIOT RACIST WHO MAKES THE FUCKING WORST MUSIC EVER FUCKING MADE, THAT PIECE OF SHIT SONG 'GOLDIGGER' IS NOT ONLY THE WORST , BUT THE MOST ANNOYING FUCKING SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD..FUCK KAYNE WEST!!
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*clap clap clap clap clap* Nicely put.
FUCK KANYE WEST!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
FEE FIE FO FUM, I SMELLZ TROLL TIMES DUNG!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAINS!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 11, 2008 - 1:18pm
ha ha ha!!!!
we is so sillllly!
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HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ARRESTED ALONG TIME AGO FOR BEING A FUCKING IDIOT RACIST WHO MAKES THE FUCKING WORST MUSIC EVER FUCKING MADE, THAT PIECE OF SHIT SONG 'GOLDIGGER' IS NOT ONLY THE WORST , BUT THE MOST ANNOYING FUCKING SONG I HAVE EVER HEARD..FUCK KAYNE WEST!!
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Submitted by lmc110 on September 11, 2008 - 1:00pm.
wow. you are becoming a more FANTASTIC writer each day. i've been a fan of your site for quite some time now and ive turned many friends on as well. You dont have to "try to be funny".
Keep going and going until the entire post makes us...... well piss our pants laughing.just keep it short and witty or long and mean the way i like it! thats all we want.
PARAGRAPHS of bitterness and annoying rants are on Perez Hilton and Im so glad you are not Perez.
I FIXED YER POST FOOLIO!
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Submitted by lmc110 on September 11, 2008 - 1:00pm.
wow. you are becoming a more FANTASTIC writer each day. i've been a fan of your site for quite some time now and ive turned many friends on as well. You dont have to "try to be funny".
Keep going and going until the entire post makes us...... well piss our pants laughing.just keep it short and witty or long and mean the way i like it! thats all we want.
PARAGRAPHS of bitterness and annoying rants are on Perez Hilton and Im so glad you are not Perez.
I FIXED YER POST FOOLIO!
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Submitted by lmc110 on September 11, 2008 - 9:30am.
wow. you are becoming a more terrible writer each day. i've been a fan of your site for quite some time now and ive turned many friends on as well. but you consistent "trying to be funny" but keep going and going until the entire post is bogus...is quite annoying. just keep it short and witty. thats all we want. not a PARAGRAPH of bitterness and annoying rants.
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Pffffffffffft!! And you call yourself a FAN!!! HA!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
WOW. Somebody put their maxi-pad on sticky side up this morning!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Submitted by lmc110 on September 11, 2008 - 11:30am.
wow. you are becoming a more terrible writer each day. i've been a fan of your site for quite some time now and ive turned many friends on as well. but you consistent "trying to be funny" but keep going and going until the entire post is bogus...is quite annoying. just keep it short and witty. thats all we want. not a PARAGRAPH of bitterness and annoying rants.
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Who invited you in? You chose to come in on your own free will. So you don't likey? go somewhere else? We won't miss you.
MK 2012!!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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EAT SHIT MOUF BREAVA!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by lmc110 on September 11, 2008 - 11:30am.
wow. you are becoming a more terrible writer each day. i've been a fan of your site for quite some time now and ive turned many friends on as well. but you consistent "trying to be funny" but keep going and going until the entire post is bogus...is quite annoying. just keep it short and witty. thats all we want. not a PARAGRAPH of bitterness and annoying rants.
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well none of us feel that way. youre annoying.
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Submitted by lmc110 on September 11, 2008 - 9:30am.
...speaking of terrible writers....
DListers do not want YOUR PARAGRAPH of bitterness and annoying rants...
Don't like it, find another site.
Submitted by MrsWestlake on September 11, 2008 - 9:24am.
AND FUCK ALL YALL! IT DOESNT MATTER IF YALL THINK KANYE IS UGLY, LOUD, AND COCKY IN HIS URKEL MEETS PEE WEE HERMAN OUTFIT. IT STILL DOESNT GIVE PAPARAZZI THE RIGHT TO BE HARASSING HIM! He did not deserve to be arrested. The Papsmears got what was coming to them!
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I would say that the harassing part began when Kanye went up to one of them and took his camera and broke it. Before that, all they did was stand there and snap snap snap away. The paps got what was coming to them?? Dont you think that guy's got another camera in the trunk of his car just for instances like this? Yes...paps suck....but its just a PICTURE. If you choose to be famous...you choose all that comes with it.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
What an asshat.
His blogging priveleges should be revoked permanently.
I actually blew out a flip flop once and ended up in the hospital.
Submitted by Lisa Marie on September 11, 2008 - 11:34am.
Submitted by MrsWestlake on September 11, 2008 - 12:21pm.
U WOULDNT WANT ANYONE CHASING U DOWN THE STREET WHEN YOURE ON THE WAY TO THE LAUNDRY WITH YOUR SCARF ON YOUR HEAD AND FLIP FLOPS ON!
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DAMN STRAIGHT! AINT NOTHIN AS BAD AS BLOWIN OUT A FLIP FLOP WHEN YOU BEING CHASED DOWN THE STREET!
I am literaly in tears over hear CTFU!!! lol!! ok I need to breathe...
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
DAMN STRAIGHT! AINT NOTHIN AS BAD AS BLOWIN OUT A FLIP FLOP WHEN YOU BEING CHASED DOWN THE STREET!
that's a bitch! Last time I buy this cheap fuckin Wal-Mart crap!!!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
MK you are still the funniest shit on the internets, don't listen to the JELLIZ H8TERS!
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Submitted by MrsWestlake on September 11, 2008 - 12:21pm.
U WOULDNT WANT ANYONE CHASING U DOWN THE STREET WHEN YOURE ON THE WAY TO THE LAUNDRY WITH YOUR SCARF ON YOUR HEAD AND FLIP FLOPS ON!
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DAMN STRAIGHT! AINT NOTHIN AS BAD AS BLOWIN OUT A FLIP FLOP WHEN U BEING CHASED DOWN THE STREET!
I love it when Black Liberace has a hissy fit.
Dear lmc110,
Fah coff.
Thank you,
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Submitted by PlayaSlaya on September 11, 2008 - 11:23pm.
George Bush doesn't care about paps!
LMAO!!!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
LOL I can't wait til he blogs about this, its going to be amazing.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 11, 2008 - 12:58pm.
I kinda surprised that there's nothing on D-Listed regarding remembering 9/11...
Its not that MK doesnt care....
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Submitted by MrsWestlake on September 11, 2008 - 11:24am.
Kanye, is that you? Did you somehow sneak your cell in so you could text? (The all caps kinda gave it away.)
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I haven't really focused on today beign 9/11 until I just scrolled through the comments and the "September 11" date stuck out. Wow! that really takes me back to that day. So sad!
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"Ooo, those goody-goody Smurfs make me sick!"
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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wow. you are becoming a more terrible writer each day. i've been a fan of your site for quite some time now and ive turned many friends on as well. but you consistent "trying to be funny" but keep going and going until the entire post is bogus...is quite annoying. just keep it short and witty. thats all we want. not a PARAGRAPH of bitterness and annoying rants.