KANYE WEST ARRESTED!!!!1!!!!
SORRY, woops, I mean, sorry for all the caps. It's the Kanye West in me. According to TMZ, Kanye was arrested at LAX today for excessive CAPS use. No, he was arrested for wearing that outfit. No, he was really arrested for felony vandalism.
While at the American Airlines terminal (he doesn't have a private jet?), a pap started taking pictures of him. Kanye wasn't feeling very photogenic, so he snatched the pap's camera and smashed it on the ground.
TMZ started filming it with their own video camera when Kanye's assistant tried to stop them. The camera dude and Kanye's assistant started fighting over it. The assistant won and he threw the camera to the ground, breaking it. Kanye then tried to get the tape from TMZ's guy.
Kanye and his assistant are currently being booked.
Oh....shit! I can't wait for the epic blog posts from Kanye to follow. You better stand back when Kanye starts blogging, because his angry ass words will probably smash your screen to bits. I'm afraid his poor MacBook Air might not survive. It's already entered into the witness protection program. It knows what's coming.
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LOL.. Dr. Dre
James Haven doesn't have time to read why he was arrested but is glad he's behind bars! Besides the fact that he is a crime of fashion, he is downright mean!
James Haven was in line waiting to enter a trendy nightclub when Kanye strolls by and cuts James Haven!
James Haven tapped him on the back and asked him to return to the back of the line. Kanye took out a can of pepper spray and sprayed James Haven in the face!
A crowd gathered in anger but Kanye would not back down! He said James Haven tried to attack him. Lies! Through his blindness, James Haven was able to call Dr. Dre who was at the scene in minutes! You don't mess with the good doctor! When Kanye saw Dr. Dre he ran for the hills crying like a 3 year old who lost her lollipop!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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He still reminds me of Theo Huxtable. He'll have to shoot a guy in the face if he wants some street cred. Oh wait, he's already shot a guy in the face, but I meant with a gun this time.
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A DIVA GOTS TO MAINTAIN HER STREET CRED.
-KANYE
Spike Lee's uglier brother.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by M.E. on September 11, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Well, that does it for me then.
Pfft.
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Please. You have said that so many times and then you show up elsewhere. *eyeroll*
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 11, 2008 - 4:14pm.
LCT, so heavy I can barely drag my nappy around.
Better out than in, my mummy always said.
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Hahahahahah that's a good farting excuse!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Well, that does it for me then.
Pfft.
LCT, so heavy I can barely drag my nappy around.
Better out than in, my mummy always said.
did someone say QUAALUDES??
where?where?? can i haz? canihaz? *jumping*
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Submitted by Sandbitch on September 11, 2008 - 3:56pm.
Poooooooopaaaaah plop plop bloooooooop
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That sounded like a heavy one.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Poooooooopaaaaah plop plop bloooooooop
edited to add: scuzie me, I got caught short.
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"Madonna looks like she smells"
Robert Smith, The Cure.
Lullaby - accoustic mix
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxpMt8Qa00
For Christ's sake. No one forces you to read it. No one duct tapes you to your chair, glues your eyes open and forces you to read a few posts that are meant to be funny about a topic some find humourous. Not everyone finds everything in here hilarious, but you don't see anyone else saying "Don't post comments about Paris Hilton. She's a whore and I'm tired of reading about her."
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Damn ladies, enough of the poop talk already. It was funny a few weeks ago for about a minute. Now every thread that LCT and FatMartha and some others go on it's all they ever talk about. Were here to bash celebs not hear about your bowel movements minute by minute! Sorry...rant over.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
lol @ quaaludes! who takes those anymore? I remember when they were the shit....*feels old*
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 11, 2008 - 10:15am.
Nova, I've never seen kid shit, but was it like a dog's when he dropped it in front of the potty?
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Well i didnt see him do it...i heard him say "uh oh, DADDY!!" and my hubby saying "i'll be right there!!"....so i went to investigate and he was standing there pointing at it. Luckily it wasnt runny...lol. Anywho...i put toilet paper on it and made him pick it up and flush it. Poopy-go-BYE BYE!! lol....
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Awwwwww look Steve Urkel is all grown up now.....
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
All I can say: if a celebrity ever roughs my camera up, it's value is going to increase tenfold!
LMAO Kdraco!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lolo: daaaaaaaaaayummmmmmmmm girl!
now we' talking!
Submitted by kdracofan on September 11, 2008 - 2:43pm.
Yeah i kind of want to shove him in his locker, make him do my math homework, then ditch him right after prom to go hook up with my older boy friend.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Lolo: I seriously want to 'bully' him around lol
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by kdracofan on September 11, 2008 - 2:33pm.
It is way too much going on.
He is not a great big man so those glasses are just taking over his whole head!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
lolo: lol, i think he dresses cute most of the time, he killed it with this look....
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 11, 2008 - 12:42pm.
EAT SHIT MOUF BREAVA!
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My sentiments exactly.
And poor Tater. Count on Florida to ruin your party times. Under an ounce? Latarian Milton stole the rest and snitched!
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FTP: Fuck That Puto!
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Submitted by kdracofan on September 11, 2008 - 2:20pm.
what on earth is he wearing? dork
HA HA HA!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
LOL Just saw the footage and it IS priceless, alls I can say Kayne laid smack down on them bitches... im having a whole new respect for him
what on earth is he wearing? dork
@DebFrmHell:
YAY! Which one do you like better, tho?
I'll send it straight...
Edited to add: Or wait. Did you right click and save...?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Angel!
The second one is my favorite!
Missy,
House is a little crowded but you are still welcomed here...
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Thanks, ANGEL! I love my Sarah Gollum!
Angel!
See Siggie. I tried to load it for an avie but it would not let me...she is beautiful!
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Thanks, ANGEL! I love my Sarah Gollum!
TMZ has the video posted!!!
angel-i, I ♥ goofiness too :)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
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Kayne's ok... the paps just better be glad Seal, or Jay Z wasn't around too cause they know better than that
Submitted by lmc110 on September 11, 2008 - 12:30pm.
STFU you dumb fuck
Submitted by Big L on September 11, 2008 - 1:12pm.
ANGEL_I...that was awesome! Weird Al Rocks!
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YAY! I ♥ goofiness!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Ok, I just read somewhere that he destroyed over $10,000 worth of equipment. That's probably why it's a felony, not because it happened in the airport.
And I also HATE the song "Golddigger". I saw him "perform" it on SNL or Letterman or some shit, and he basically had these big bootied PROSTITUTES bending over the entire time and bumping their asses at the camera. Some real quality dancers, right there!
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Can't wait for the ALL CAPS RECAP.
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I spy a Chestica Simpson post...that dumb twat always gives us stuff to rip on...
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Warren was the best part of Something About Mary!
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
HA HA HA!!! Im going to be yelling FRANKS AND BEANS at random people on the bus today!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
all's well...luckily it was the beans, not the frank. LOL
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Submitted by xxyxz on September 11, 2008 - 1:03pm.
hi Sugaroo
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Howdy!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
_Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 11, 2008 - 1:46pm.
I just said a little prayer for your junk Jeffro11!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Oh my poor BF had that happen when he was little and i think the poor fella stillhas bad dreams about it. No need to worry folks! The junk is fine. He was only a wee toddler.....
Toodler? Hell he was lucky! Try doing it when you're half in the bag at a party! You're not getting that zipper down on your own, you need a VERY close friend and a quaalude if that thing is going to budge.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Nova, I've never seen kid shit, but was it like a dog's when he dropped it in front of the potty?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by NovaNightly on September 11, 2008 - 10:08am.
Poor Nova....the Poop Gods sure had you in their sights last night.
"a LOAD of poop stories"
Pfffffffffft!!!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
ANGEL_I...that was awesome! Weird Al Rocks!
Oh good...ive got a LOAD of poop stories too!!
So one of my sons FINALLY pooped in the potty for the first time last night. YAY!!! BUT the other one decided to hop off the toilet and poop on the floor in front of it when hubby left the bathroom for two seconds. ARRGH!
Then whilst the boys and I were making bean dip...my dog did poopy times on the floor behind me. Then she went and pooped under my side of the bed while i was sleeping. The hubby woke me up all pissed off because of the smell...lol.
Good poop times all around!!!!!!!!!
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...