Thursday, September 11th 2008
RiRi In Ten Years
What in Aunty Entity hell is Janet Jackson wearing?! It looks like Alien Princess RiRi isn't the only one going through a "Mad Max" phase. Janet definitely needs another a hero. A fashion hero to fix that fug shit she's wearing. Janet looks like she's starring in "Mad Max: The Las Vegas Musical Spectacular!"
And I'm sorry to break the news to Janet about her hair, but Sanjaya did it better.
Here's Janet looking like a She-Ra character reject while performing in concert on her Rock Witchu Tour in Vancouver last night.
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I GOT THE GOLDEN-FATASS, I'VE GOT A GOLDEN-FATASS TO MAKE MY WAY, AND WITH A GOLDEN-FATASS IT'S A GOLDEN DAYYYYYYYY
Well mopa...she IS doing her old songs on this tour....so of course shes got to pull out the ol rhythm nation moves. lol.
I hear the show is like 2-1/2 hours long and packed with all her old songs.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
She needs to lay off the steroids, growth hormones and silicon.
And, lay off the microphone too.
I think she looks pretty good for 40+.
She looks more like her sister Rebbie I think.
http://o.aolcdn.com/art/amgmusic/artists/pic200/drp100/p137/p13779ur4u0....
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
HA! I WAS THERE FOR THE GLORY AND IT WAS NASTY! BITCH LOOKED HOTTER THAN BAWLZ
my throat still hurts from losing my shit when she launched into Black Cat... I need to gargle with camomile/spunk mouthwash
Those built-in knee pads are SCREAMING for mercy.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Old moves and old hair.....hasn't she realized it's over yet?
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Get better soon Tom. We miss you.
~a grieving Pats fan
Uhhhhhhh wasssssssssup with her kness?
Maybe knee pads built into the costume?
Not for sucking dick damn it, for Daaaaaaaaaaaaancing.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Thats RiRi in like 20 years....actually.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
What in all holy yellow toad hell is this shiot!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Gawd, she looks like she's in pain. Seriously.
She certainly has a lot packed into that hideous gold sequined sausage casing, doesn't she?
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Surfing the apocalypse.
what is that costume? She packed on lbs again.....so did Mariah- I saw pics of Mimi from the other day- her weight is back....no one to photoshop her IRL.
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Your friends seem to think that you're so peachy keen; My friends say neglect is on your mind- who's right?
-Janet "What Have You Done For Me Lately?"
Yikes! That Wonder Woman girdle is about to explode, killing everyone in the first three rows. Assuming the first three rows are actually filled.
Janet needs to grow up already. This is lame 90's shit.
From far away this picture looked like maybe some one was wearing a nekkid fat suit.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
At the risk of getting flamed, here goes.
She just trying out being light-skinned without using Michael's bleach. She must have been rummaging in the dumpster behind the Liberace museum to find that outfit.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Thighs like a linebacker.
Well, that's flattering.
I would love to go to her concert...but WTF is this?? She looks like a stuffed sausage with a toenail.
Poor janet...always ballooning back and forth with her weight. :(
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
ROFL...she went on a steroid binge
Eeeeep!
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