Thursday, September 11th 2008
RiRi In Ten Years
What in Aunty Entity hell is Janet Jackson wearing?! It looks like Alien Princess RiRi isn't the only one going through a "Mad Max" phase. Janet definitely needs another a hero. A fashion hero to fix that fug shit she's wearing. Janet looks like she's starring in "Mad Max: The Las Vegas Musical Spectacular!"
And I'm sorry to break the news to Janet about her hair, but Sanjaya did it better.
Here's Janet looking like a She-Ra character reject while performing in concert on her Rock Witchu Tour in Vancouver last night.
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Aw, c'mon Janet.
Miss Jackson if you're nasty.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
This appears to be a Mad Max version of jumping the shark.
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Not pretty!
That outfit is just dreadful. It makes her thighs looks humungous. She really needs to retire. It's over... Accept it and take all your money and enjoy the rest of your life...
Submitted by Sayonara on September 11, 2008 - 9:21am.
Say what you will, but Ms. Jackson used to kill it back in the day of the Control, Rhythm Nation, and Janet. albums.
Nuff said
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So did Michael with "Thriller" and "Bad" ... look at his sorry ass now. He's selling his undies on eBay and he can't pay his legal fees or mortgage.
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She looks like an Oompa Loompa! Shes been hangin around JD too long. theyre starting to look alike
Say what you will, but Ms. Jackson used to kill it back in the day of the Control, Rhythm Nation, and Janet. albums.
Nuff said
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I blame Madonna.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Oh no!! If we put together The Wiz and Cats, and set it in outer space, THIS is what it might look like... **shudder**
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i'm not gay, but i have forever loved Janet's Booty since Pleasure Principle......but on another note, Janet Please bow down Gracefully....
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she looks ridamndiculous in the outfit.
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She looks like one of the zombie dancers from her brother's "Thriller" video.
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You fat, bitch.
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Rihanna wishes she could dance like Janet...
nd that outfit is crazy fug!!
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Submitted by Mahla81 on September 11, 2008 - 11:50am.
im surprised her cheap flammable costume hasnt burst into flames from her sausage legs rubbing together. FUG!! and no camel toe?? im really surprised at the lack of camel toe in the shitstorm!
Beautiful *wipes tear away* just beautiful!
I'm bored with you now.
LOL at kacky.
I feel sorry for Janet. And all the other Jackson kids.
That is one craptastic outfit...I think she's still quite slim, it's just the material on that suit is sort of padded and puffed out - that explains why there is no camel-toe and you can see her knee braces underneath it.
She looks like a big yellow poop.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 11, 2008 - 11:49am.
I have no idea why she's popular. I guess she can dance, but the singing is completely overdubbed. You never actually hear her voice. She wouldn't even make it through an Idol audition.
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I thought it was Grace Jones!!
I'm skeered.
I think I just found my Halloween costume.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 11, 2008 - 11:49am.
Perhaps there is somebody here who can tell me just how successful Janet Jackson has been.
I couldn't tell you the name of one of her songs, and these photographs do not inspire me to research her back catalog.
Did she really have the line, 'I'm heavy like a first day period' in one of her ditties?
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LOL!
That was most recently.
For me, I was with her until Rhythm Nation (way back in '89)..but she almost lost me there - she won me back with videos. I will say this for the Jacksons; they make some HWAT videos. On and off since then, I've sorta heard her in the background - she's a good highlight in the mix at a club, but that's about it.
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I swear you guys make me laugh!! The title killed me.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
She looks like that angry cat w/ the watermelon cap in Fatmarthas Av
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im surprised her cheap flammable costume hasnt burst into flames from her sausage legs rubbing together. FUG!! and no camel toe?? im really surprised at the lack of camel toe in the shitstorm!
What an absurd-looking getup. Very unflattering.
Perhaps there is somebody here who can tell me just how successful Janet Jackson has been.
I couldn't tell you the name of one of her songs, and these photographs do not inspire me to research her back catalog.
Did she really have the line, 'I'm heavy like a first day period' in one of her ditties?
That's rather offensive actually.
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Submitted by NovaNightly on September 11, 2008 - 11:57am.
Poor janet...always ballooning back and forth with her weight. :(
That can't be healthy. That's her version of her brother's obsession with his face.
Submitted by UKer on September 11, 2008 - 11:42am.
RIRI won't last 10 years, in 5 years time , noone would even remember the tenheaded freak.
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How right you are my friend. This would also be true of Britney if gossip bloggers were'nt so damn lazy.
Honestly Janet, it's over. Just sit down already.
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Not a good look for her.Would'nt be surprised if they lose that outfit when she plays Vegas next week.Wonder what the sales were for that show.Channeling Grace Jones?!
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RIRI won't last 10 years, in 5 years time , noone would even remember the tenheaded freak.
ugh, definitely not a flattering look for her at all!
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I still don't think she looks fat but I'd like to add that, strangely (cuz she's on stage and everything), she doesn't look like she's been working out at ALL.
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She looks like a Oscar statue with a Alfalfa doll head screwed on it.
She needs to fire her costume person stat. That outfit is horrid.. She looks huge and it is the ugliest shade of yellow I have ever seen.
she looks ridic and her face looks busted.
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She looks like a fucking teletubbie.
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I see she's gotten the chunk again.
Seriously this bitches weight fluctuates more than the temperature.
hahahahah she looks like a stuffed sausage in that outfit . . . .hay kinda like Antonio Vasquez Jr 's sausage . . .hay where was janet a few days ago??
well at least there's no camel toe....
She looks like a fat Grace Jones
She looks like shes a kid on halloween in a cold climate who wanted to wear this leotard costume but her mom made her wear long johns and layers under it.
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I don't get it. Don't singers usually get hot on stage because of all the lights and dancing around? Why in the hell would you wear a glorified sweat suit?
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Submitted by loozer on September 11, 2008 - 11:33am.
I think she looks pretty good for 40+.
She looks more like her sister Rebbie I think.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 11, 2008 - 11:27am.
what is that costume? She packed on lbs again.....
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I thought so too...but then I looked at the thumbs.
It's just that's she's not a "little" girl and that outfit is just....well, who the fuck said she could wear a skin-tight sparkly yellow jumpsuit? Cuz she really, really, really can't. No. Just don't do it, Janet. I, honestly, can't think of any time when she could have...let alone NOW.
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You know, I'm no slim jim myself. I've been hanging onto size 12's for dear life for 5 years. But God, it must have taken 5 gals to pull that corset in while her arms and legs explode like a couple of pork sausages. Now I understand Black women have a lot more thigh and glutteous maximus muscles, like the very lean Venus and Serena Williams. But this chick looks like she is going to vomit curdly fat chucks right out her eyeballs and anus.