Thursday, September 11th 2008
RiRi In Ten Years
What in Aunty Entity hell is Janet Jackson wearing?! It looks like Alien Princess RiRi isn't the only one going through a "Mad Max" phase. Janet definitely needs another a hero. A fashion hero to fix that fug shit she's wearing. Janet looks like she's starring in "Mad Max: The Las Vegas Musical Spectacular!"
And I'm sorry to break the news to Janet about her hair, but Sanjaya did it better.
Here's Janet looking like a She-Ra character reject while performing in concert on her Rock Witchu Tour in Vancouver last night.
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the outfit is a mess. not flattering color or fit, style; horrible material. she came out wearing this for the opening number in oakland, too last nite. she looks like she has gained some weight and that outfit showed it. that said, the concert was amazing!--she performed 35 songs for 2.5 hours--don't know how she has the stamina for the almost constant dancing. by the end of the tour she should be thin again, lol. outfits in general were less than impressive but her show rocked!
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chocha caliente!
Lord help her... The Jacksons are all delusional.
hahhahahaha she-ra jajajajjajajajajajaja que maldita risa!
...this bitch needs to lay-off the fried chicken.
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lmao, that's hilarious...is she fucking serious? I agree, she's back in '88 lmao
This must make Madonna smile.
She looks like Dynamo from the movie Running Man
Oh who cares what she's wearing, LOOK AT THAT ASS.
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There is way too much thigh action going on with that body suit. It is more of a booty suit...
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Fuck she is weird lol. Both her and Whacko seem to be stuck in a time warp. They've used the same dance moves for twenty plus years lol. Janet GIVE IT UP! You were once cool, relevant and at the top of your game. Now you are turning into a caricature of your former self. STOP IT!
Grow up and do something else...pleaseeeeeeeee!
Does this woman not have anyone around her to tell her this was a mistake? We need to elect Janet for the "What Not To Wear" series. Everything here is wrong. The pants are too big-sagging at the crotch, the bunching around her ankles-that is the thinnest part of her body, and let's highlight her huge thighs and bootay and stick some microphones on top of it so it looks even bigger. Well, at least she covered up her lard butt which is more than Jessica Simpson is doing these days.
James Haven warned Janet about wearing this outfit. Makes her look like Jermaine. But she wouldn't listen. Serves her right!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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If only her voice was as big as her thighs.
She looks like a deranged alien power ranger. That said, I cannot think of anyone who would look good in this outfit. I giver her credit, though- for getting back into great shape and for having a fresh head.
Janet's fighting the chunk, and the chunk is winning.
good LORD. yellow is not her colour.
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Man, those are some serioooous thighs.
And the ass is also pretty sizeable.
She should stick to black.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSqV3rWM4iQ
that link was for some vintage Milli Vanilli. remember the outrage at the grammys in '90 because of the lypsiniching.... poor Rob commited suicide because of the humiliation. too bad he didn't live long enough to see that every single faux performer now does the same exact shit.
I am really feeling that i could be an excellent matchmaker for Janet. My astrological singing dildo indicates that her soulmate is Fabrice Morvan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSqV3rWM4iQ
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on September 11, 2008 - 2:43pm.
OMG Little Richard.
priceless!
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Whachutalkinbout willis? Little Richard looks excellent here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xWKFFRWTPo
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That shit looks like something a Checker's wraps my burgers in.
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i'm sorry but miss jackson if you're nasty looks really stank...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
She looks like the Cowardly Lion on crack.
you know...she worked really hard to get her body back to super hot, so why is she wearing something that looks like a rhinestoned sausage casing, that makes her thighs look gigantic? good question, if i do say so myself
Bad outfit, but she has an amazing figure and a GREAT ass... I can do with one of those!
Holy Oscar Meyer!!!! That sure is 10lbs of baloney stuffed into a 5lb casing!!!!!!!!!!!
Is she for real with this outfit??? SHe makes the Michlen Man look like Allegra Versace Beck
I think the more appropriate caption for this post would have been "what kind of GD outfit is this?!"
Egads her thighs are crying out for release!
Your face!
she needs to be at least 20lbs lighter to wear that.... she would've looked good on it back on her "all for you" days..
i do luv me some janet though! the velvet rope cd was awesome!
angel_i: i was stuck in traffic, when I got there....it was too late *hangs her head in shame*
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Its knida funny MK followed that beat-a-sausage guy post with this. Now I'm in the mood for a sausage peppers and onion sandwich.
Submitted by kdracofan on September 11, 2008 - 1:54pm.
No Janet. No
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Yeah, dude. Where the fuck were you when she was getting dressed? That's all I'm askin'.
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Submitted by desert_solitaire on September 11, 2008 - 11:02am.
OTAY!!!!
ROTFLMAO :)
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She looks like a missing character from Priscilla Queen of the Desert. Remember when they all dressed up as animals? She could have been a gecko.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_uv2NTdTlw
(love how terrance stamp doesn't even try to dance!)
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 1:14pm
definitely the wrong little rascal...
she's rockin' buckwheat's hair, otay?
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://naani.com/Articles/content...
No Janet. No
She's just too heavy for a skin tight outfit. Period. MAYBE if it were all black...nah.
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Goodness those hips are getting big. Someone needs to lay off the KFC and potatoes.
Sorry, but that's just fug.
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touring is where the big money is for these artists.
why do you think the rolling stones are still wheeling themselves onto stage?
Yikes! I thought this was an old pic of her back in the 80s that was posted as a joke!
the waistline is tight.
lipo?
being with jermaine dupri appears to have given jj an appreciation for her curves.
dudes like dupri are about the hips, thighs and ass.
dont knock it, everyone should not like that victoria beckham creature.
She needs to give this shit up -- been doing it for 20 years. Move on, Janet. That's a clue for the entire Jackson clan.
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she looks like the stay-puff marshmallow...except the stay-puff marshmallow is sexier...she is duller than dirt to me...give it a serious rest Ms. Jackson...all of your family is truly played out...
Ok now, one question...WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???
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Submitted by Cheez-It on September 11, 2008 - 8:39am.
She looks like a Oscar statue with a Alfalfa doll head screwed on it.
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Alfalfa who?
You mean this guy?
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