Thursday, September 11th 2008
Morning Wood
Mah Boo VS. Triumph - Popholic
Sir Paul to wed for a third time? Will he ever learn his lesson? - Holy Moly!
Russell Crowe really wants Australia to let Snoop Dogg into the country - Celebitchy
Larry Birkhead pimps out Dannielynn in honor of her 2nd birthday - I'm Not Obsessed
The "Jude Law Bald Head Watch" continues - A Socialite's Life
Matthew McConaughey guest DJed on NPR. You read that correctly - E! Online
Anna Wintour runs? - Mollygood
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Sir Paul is a serial husband. Rather ludicrous, when you can have cows for free.
Yay for Matthew giving some love for James McMurtry. That man is a hidden jewel, and far better than any so-called "country" on most radio stations these days. Alt-country ftw, Texan to the bone...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_McMurtry
he's mah boo!!!! <3 that hot slut!
dannielynn is adorable..
paul mccartney is an idiot who clearly wants to give half his money away...
i would think australia would welcome an "outlaw" such as snoop dog to their country...after it was snatched from the indigenous australians, i thought it was a meet, greet and multiply for criminals and other varmints...snoop should be their king...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Poor Larry ! WTF is up with the double standard? He can't pimp out his kid for her 2nd birthday party - but the Jolie circus camp can pimp out 3 biological kids for millions? Oh that's right, as long as it's going to a pretend charity all is okay. The truth is, I'd much RATHER read about how Dannilynn's life has turned out so far without her mother. It would be a more heartfelt read than just looking to see the fertility twins that Jolie pimped out. New babies are born everyday - $14 mil for faces of celebrity babies has reached a new level of ridiculous.
Triumph goes to Canada: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d7f_1187344146
Found myself 'oooh you're in trouble now' when he changed the street signs. Brainwashed or what?
Submitted by speakit on September 11, 2008 - 2:58pm.
The person behind Triumph is Robert Smigel. He is the same guy that does those great TV Funhouse cartoons on SNL.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Smigel
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Get better soon Tom. We miss you.
~a grieving Pats fan
fox news! they swing to the right more than ann coulters strap on.
i died.
Thanx Love Andy/Bradi Bitch.. now that you've said it, it sounds familiar. It's probably one of those things I knew and then forgot, like most of highschool.
I think we should arrange a meeting betwixt daisy and triumph.
Best bitch wins.
Triumph for President!
speakit on September 11, 2008 - 2:28pm
Robert Smeigel (sp?), the dude that does the cartoon vignettes on SNL, i.e. Ambiguously Gay Duo et al...
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Mopa on September 11, 2008 - 11:37am.
I love Triumph. Whenever I need a huge laugh, I watch this:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2fa_1180156799
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LMAO!!! OMG.. who is the man behind Triumph? Does anyone know?
lmfao @ the Triumph video.
"Anderson Cooper is passing me a note...I'm so wet right now!!"
That lady who gave blood was fucking wasted.
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FTP: Fuck That Puto!
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Dannielynn is a beautiful little girl. It's a shame her mother isn't alive to see her grow. However, who knows how messed up Dannielynn would be if her mom WAS still alive?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
"Submitted by Stock Broker on September 11, 2008 - 1:20pm.
Mopa ~ that was hilarious! Triumph the Dog is da bomb!"
Isn't that one of the most hysterical things you've ever seen? Every time I'm feeling down, which is alot lately, I watch that and I'm in hysterics every time.
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Get better soon Tom. We miss you.
~a grieving Pats fan
Ahhhh -- my favorite man and favorite dog together!!! Yesssss!!!! My heart is happy.
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
Triumph and Anderson in the same room brings out my inner gay man! Love them together.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Mopa ~ that was hilarious! Triumph the Dog is da bomb!
Okie..,
Where are you?!
Call me beesh at hm.
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This avvie is for Oklahoma
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP: "It looks like someone's got their finger on her right eye and is pressing down."
LOL. Poor thing. Like M.E. said, she's got all those problems because ANS was a junkie. That's just the tip of the iceberg, too. The eye business is cosmetic, but there are going to be other issues; you can BET. And I'm not expecting that kid to graduate from MIT, if you know what I'm sayin'.
But she is awfully pretty.
WTF is Paul McCartney's problem?! Did being married to The One-Legged Golddigger teach him nothing? Still, at least Nancy has her own money and appears to have more class in her pinky than Heather does in her entire body-including her fake leg.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
I love Triumph. Whenever I need a huge laugh, I watch this:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=2fa_1180156799
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Get better soon Tom. We miss you.
~a grieving Pats fan
Dannielynn is an adorable little girl. I have to say, all things considered, he's pretty much keeping her out of the public eye. The man has attorney's fees to pay and apparently isn't handing her off to a nanny to be raised either, so the occasional photo shoot isn't that bad. He's got to make some money. At least we aren't seeing constant photos of her, so I give him some props. I just hope he continues that way.
Fucking ANS, Dannilynn has God know how much wrong with her becuase she was a junkie the entire time she was pregnant with her. UGH!
I do think she is adorable though, even with the cross eye.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 11, 2008 - 10:11am.
I agree, I used to find him endearing...but now he's lost his charm.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Paul McCartney has issues. He needs to see a psychiatrist. Yeah, yeah he was lonely and depressed after Linda died. But you's think after his major lapse in judgment marrying Dread Pirate Heather Mills, he'd just date for awhile.
And get married in the USA, where Prenups are enforceable.
Mah Boo VS. Triumph - Popholic
Tell me you sluts watched it. That killed!
Anderson Cooper is insufferably smug.
My skin crawls.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 11, 2008 - 11:00am.
oklahoma on September 11, 2008 - 10:54am
I'll broke boot move someone for talkin' smack about The Coop.
No, I just like playing a loon, it's kinda fun in a strange, disturbing way.....
*adjusts tin foil loon turban*
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*sprays foil turban w/ Aqua Net* There, its Perfect now, you had a flyaway.
Triumph, and Anderson are both awesome.
Dannielynn is totally fuckin' me with her eyes that little whore, just like mom.
Triumph the dog for hot slut! WOOOOT. That shit had me rolling.
Somewhere in the UK, Heather Mills is hopping mad. :-)
LCT, thank you. I don't give kids or babies a "pass" just because they are little....they are people too.
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It happened in Bev Hills, when Kim was going from "Dancing With the Stars" rehearsal to her home to shoot the even lamer "Keeping Up with the Kardashians."
-from TMZ
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 11, 2008 - 10:38am.]
I think her being older and probably already having kids like he does, they have more in common...not some golddigger looking to get knocked up for a paycheck...and I do believe she has her own money and social circle of friends, unlike the 2nd wife
Dannilynn is very cute. She looks a lot like her mom, who was actually quite striking...but easy to dismiss (her looks) because she was so fucked up.
Jude Law has been balding since like 1998.
Anna Wintour is sooo creepy. I remember that someone said she looked like Baby Bop, which is TRUE!
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 11, 2008 - 10:45am.
I think DanniLynn is fucked up looking. Cute, but fucked up looking
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It looks like someone's got their finger on her right eye and is pressing down.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
oklahoma on September 11, 2008 - 10:54am
I'll broke boot move someone for talkin' smack about The Coop.
No, I just like playing a loon, it's kinda fun in a strange, disturbing way.....
*adjusts tin foil loon turban*
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Matt Mccouhnadgosdady is a DJ.. Oh i didn't know he was gay, So is he dating Lindsey Lohan now too?
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
That triumph video is hilarious....I love how AC has such a great sense of humor...what a cutie.
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If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight, it's none of your business
And if she want to be a freak and sell it on the weekend, it's none of your business
-Salt N Pepa
LoveAnderson.. LMAO! uh, No she didn't just say that bout ACoopr. I mean, that's your boo! lol
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
aw, really marge?? I love triupmh!
...FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
(sorry couldnt help myself)
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
OMG that triumph video... lmfao... the song at the end. LOLOLOLOLOL
SpeakIt hit the nail on the head. Now if only someone [maybe his daughter?] would sit down with Pepaw paul and tell HIM!
RE: Triumph... is that fetid piece of rubber excrement still around? I would have thought someone would have thrown that thing in a furnace by now.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I think DanniLynn is fucked up looking. Cute, but fucked up looking.
Paul McCartney is an idiot if he gets married again.....yes, I;m grumpy, my coffee is brewing as I type....
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If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight, it's none of your business
And if she want to be a freak and sell it on the weekend, it's none of your business
-Salt N Pepa
Good for Sir Paul for not letting that money-grubbing skank put him down for good!
At least this time he picked one who is rich in her own right, took Stella's feedback into account, and got a pre-nup.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
applehead on September 11, 2008 - 10:36am
Sooo, she can't have kids????
I'm sure he made a prerequisite.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
-Your boo looks like a fucking reptile.
-Paul McCartney is more desperate than Jennifer Aniston.
-DannieLynn is such a doll.
-Jude Law has always been bald and repulsive.
-Matthew Maconahuey: just keep on livin' maaan ::bong rip:::
And jes a l'il bit cross-eyed like her Mama!
She is cute tho.
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