Thursday, September 11th 2008
Maybe Zac Efron Can Give Him Tips?
Mario Lopez probably thought he looked like a sexy piece when he showed up to an EA Sports event last week, but unfortunately the chicks around him didn't feel the same way. Rush & Molly claims that everyone was talking about how much foundation and mascara AC Slater had on. Fuck the mascara and foundation. Did he brush his eyebrows with a Sharpie? If he did, he's my new soul ate. Sharpie and lucite are the fastest way to my black heart.
Mario should ring up the cover girl of all cover girls, Zac Efron, for a few beauty tips. While Mark is waiting for Zac to call him back, he should watch this educational video courtesey of Donna Mills. Don't forget to "feather" your eyeliner!
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I though the comments would be that he stunk or something but make-up? el douche!
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
I watched that whole fucking thing. I guarantee Shauna Sand owns that cheap stackable lip gloss shit.
Submitted by trixietrixalot on September 11, 2008 - 9:52am.
Totally off topic, but does anyone know why the "Caption This" winners are on the second page with yesterday's date?...Just curious...
And, congrats to the winners, btw!
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Thanx trixie - I was wondering what happened to it!
Congrats funny buggers!
OnT: He should be CoverGirl's new spokeswhore.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Mario is getting prettier everyday!
Totally off topic, but does anyone know why the "Caption This" winners are on the second page with yesterday's date?...Just curious...
And, congrats to the winners, btw!
Aw, Mario is soooo cute! Love those dimples! I always thought Donna Mills was pretty and an ok actress, but her eyes kinda creeped me out. Slightly wonky. That is all.
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Aw, Mario is soooo cute! Love those dimples! I always thought Donna Mills was pretty and an ok actress, but her eyes kinda creeped me out. Slightly wonky. That is all.
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
I can't stand this tool
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Mario is sooooooo gay he has unicorns and rainbows shooting out of his frequently pounded ass.
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Hi Missy!!!
*stealakissrightoffyurlips*
LOL
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I ain't gay
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Sugar Magnolia
hi miss priss!
♥stealyourfacerightoffyourhead♥ :)
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He grooms his eyebrows?!
This gayface annoys the hell outta me. Even back in the SBTB days.
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Sugar Magnolia
man, I just would NOT do well living in LA. how can you take these people seriously??? GAHHH!
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