Thursday, September 11th 2008
Maybe Zac Efron Can Give Him Tips?
Mario Lopez probably thought he looked like a sexy piece when he showed up to an EA Sports event last week, but unfortunately the chicks around him didn't feel the same way. Rush & Molly claims that everyone was talking about how much foundation and mascara AC Slater had on. Fuck the mascara and foundation. Did he brush his eyebrows with a Sharpie? If he did, he's my new soul ate. Sharpie and lucite are the fastest way to my black heart.
Mario should ring up the cover girl of all cover girls, Zac Efron, for a few beauty tips. While Mark is waiting for Zac to call him back, he should watch this educational video courtesey of Donna Mills. Don't forget to "feather" your eyeliner!
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That was like a train wreck -- I couldn't look away.
What a pro! And so natural.
Oh that video of Donna Mills was gold. "I don't look particularly made up now do I?"
No. Not compared to Tammy Fae Bakker.
Remember that kick arse makeup she wore in Knots landing with the purple eyes and pink lipstick? I thought she was the most glamorous woman on earth when I was 9.
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That's a lovely video from Donna Mills. I'm sure Pete Wentz is taking notes.
In a related story, there's enough material in her side comments to spark an entire feminist thesis.
DAMN! Donna almost makes me want to wear makeup again! I had begun to feel like a clown and her video has turned me on to some very profound and new tips! And I even read all of the magazines as a teenager and though I knew a lot. Her face did always have that look that it was shot through a scrim and now I know why. New wrinkle in my brain.
I don't care. I'd scrape that oily mess off his face and use it for...
Did I say that outloud???
ooh knots landings flashbacks.
I always KNEW donna mills put blush on her nose. Bitch!
She does have a very nice speaking voice.
Wish I'd seen these make up vids when I was a teenager.
I thought Mario was merely metrosexual. Sure you can get your eyebrows and taint (and balls) waxed, sure it's okay to go to the tanning salon every once in awhile...but make-up? Not even most gay men that I know even wear foundation or mascara...well, maybe in drag. But cross-dressing is different. What is Mario trying for exactly?
Your face!
Mario probably wouldn't have acne forehead if he didn't use so much shit on his hair and face.
And Donna Mills....gotta love her. I wonder if anyone got aroused when she put on her lipgloss.
Submitted by Laura on September 11, 2008 - 10:46am.
Slightly OT: What's going on with Mark-Paul Gosselaar's hair in his new show? Talk about uglifying yourself! Everytime I see ads for that show I cringe!! If I remember correctly he was pretty cute in SBTB. Kind of Ken-like, but cute.
I completly agree, he looks like one the Geico cavemen..eewww.
I guess that passed for "natural" at the time she made that video...
But seriously, how soothing is her voice. I almost fell asleep.
Maybe he's auditioning for that video podcast, "A Boy Wearing Makeup." It's part of the WB's online salvage attempt. But he might have to act slightly less gay to be a guest.
I think Donna was wearing too much make up before she even sat in that chair...the ending results are not natural and neat but full-hooker-make-up...and I think Mario is just wearing a sharpie on his pretty eyebrows as the Asian wax lady messed them up cause he was bitchy and couldn't handle the pain like a real man would.
I'm loving Donna Mills "natural look" AHAHAHAHAHA! Bitch is CA-RAAAAAAZAY! Lurves it! Scary thing is, can you imagine what her "night time look is like???" Dragalicious!
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Is he coming outta the closet at long last? Because there's NO REASON why a dude with his colouring should need makeup.
Ugh, I kept running into this TOOL on the streets of NY when he was in A Chorus Line, and can tell you for a fact that he had on more make up than me.
Why would an olive-skinned man with naturally dark thick eyelashes need to wear makeup anyway? That's ridiculous. He must like to sit in that makeup chair.
And he is another one who I am POSITIVE would let a dude suck his peen when he's drunk. Oh yeah.
Can I get a side by side of Mario and Jay Manuel from ANTM?
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
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Thanks Spoiled. I failed to make the connection.
I knew the name sounded familiar when the news broke.
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Submitted by loozer - Does anyone remember the short-lived talk show The Other Half?
loozer, The fourth guy on that panel of winners was Dr. Jan Adams aka the plastic surgeon who killed Kanye West's mom!
He's an industrial size douche bag.
OMG that video made my morning. I'm going to go feather my eyeliner now.
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Is it just me or does this bitch have a full face of makeup on before she starts putting this shit on? LOL
You know this guy would suck his own dick if he could, thats how full of himself he is. i cannot stand him. Its so confusing to me that he is strait. Actions speak louder than words! QUEEN!
Woo! If his teeth got any whiter, they'd be CLEAR! lol
Slightly OT: What's going on with Mark-Paul Gosselaar's hair in his new show? Talk about uglifying yourself! Everytime I see ads for that show I cringe!! If I remember correctly he was pretty cute in SBTB. Kind of Ken-like, but cute.
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It's not WHITE! But a lot whiter.
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I watched the whole thing so I too can look 'natural' when I head over to the market. I particularly enjoyed her psychotic frenzy at 6:45. WOW.
Confused. Is he gay or a metrosexual gone wild???
I always thought he was a cooch hound.
Why is he Tri-Tonal?
Dark forehead, medium cheeks, light chin?
Why do I care?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Slater is gross. He seems ridiculously vain.
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I watched the whole thing too! Her voice is kinda creepy. Very entertaining though. Nice damaged 80's hair!
Does anyone remember the short-lived talk show The Other Half? It was suppose to be a male version of The View. Mario, Dick Clark and Danny Bonaduce were co-hosts. Bonaduce and Mario? Wonder what kind of conversations took place backstage?
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
Thanks C Word...
WOW! That was the craziest video I have watched in a long time. Um, lady, I hate to break it to you, but nothing in that video looks natural. Hahaha.
And she could give ole Crazy Eye Tricia Walsh-Smith a run for her money.
Submitted by martin k. on September 11, 2008 - 9:08am.
whats worst than the makeup is the whitened-beyond-white teeth ...
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I know!!
I remember waaaaaaay back in 1999, ahem, teeth whitening was not as common as it is now.
The first chick I saw who got their teeth whitened looked like a damn cartoon character!
NOW, my regular unbleached teeth look yellow next to all these toof bleachin mofos. And Im not pleased.
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"It takes a little effort to look natural. It also takes a little makeup."
LOL!
Who dat crazy lady?
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
No kidding, I like 'well groomed' too, but he so overly coiffed...EWWWWWWWWWW
i mean, those dracula teeth they give you at kid's birthday parties are more natural looking than his shit --
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I'm jealous at all of the obvious facials he gets, when I should be getting them! Hmph!! *cooks eggs on hot fumes rolling from head*
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
I can't believe I just watched that whole video... lol
whats worst than the makeup is the whitened-beyond-white teeth ...
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I think that Mario has already watched this video. I mean, Donna Mills giving natural make-up tips?! Hardy, har, har. At least now I know one of her "secrets" - friggin' white unnatural talcum powder. It's no wonder why her eyes were always so frightening...
he's a cute little twinkie,however.
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Submitted by lellykuick on September 11, 2008 - 10:00am.
I can't believe I just sat and watched that whole video... lol
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ME TOO! LMAO
I am not sure which is more disturbing; Mario's make up (I would not last five seconds in LA) or her make up lesson.
Those guys in the American Apparel ad look like two escaped convicts from the state prison.
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Mario's a turd.
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I can't believe I just sat and watched that whole video... lol
repulsive