Jenny And The Scot?
Pizza Face Diaz is currently boinking Jennifer Aniston's ex, Paul Sculfor, so it makes sense for Jenny to pick up Cammy's leftovers. Hollyweird is just one big key party. According to the Mirror, Maddox's arch rival has been seen with Gerard Butler.
Lainey also claims that Jenny and Gerard were "canoodling" at the Hyatt in Toronto on Sunday night. Gerry apparently had his hand on her thigh and also rubbed her shoulders and back. Methinks Gerry was trying to calm Jen down, because as soon as he started talking to her, she said, "ohmygodiloveyou...ithinkiloveyou....letsgetmarried...wait..impregnantwehavetoget married ...ohno...yourgoingtoleaveme...iknowitiknowit...youregoingtoleaveme ..... NOOO!!!"
Gerry didn't have a Valium on him, so he just rubbed her back. A back rub from Gerry is better than Valium. However, Gerry's niceness is going to backfire! He doesn't know what he's dealing with. Someone send him the paperwork to file a restraining order just in case. It's good to plan ahead.
Seriously, I hope Jenny is just using him for a little quick dick. Hopefully, that's what her plan is. Gerry is a total heartbreaker. You can tell. Jen just needs to get in, get on, get off and then get out! But something tells me she's already added him to her "future husband inspiration board."
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 11, 2008 - 10:01am.
OMG I hated friends! never got that show, I was all about seinfeld.
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Ha! That exact same shit lost me a job. It was a small office and they all watched Seinfeld and I watched Friends and after a couple of months we all decided it just wasn't gonna work out;s
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Submitted by Green Is Good on September 11, 2008 - 10:25am.
Greenie I just always imagine everyone on the internet is dressed up all fancy or that Im really talking to people who may or may not be dressed up as Care Bears or roller derby queens or maybe even some naughty priests. OH or maybe even adult babies!
Its more fun to read comments that way!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on September 11, 2008 - 10:00am.
Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on September 11, 2008 - 8:27am.
Does anyone else find Jennifer Aniston to be a pretentious, attention-hungry whore? I was over her 15 years ago when friends first came on.
I do. NEVER understood what all the 'hype' was about. And I thought "Friends" was a stupid show.
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I'm not sure if that's it. I can't put my finger on it but I JUST DON'T LIKE HER.
OMG I hated friends! never got that show, I was all about seinfeld.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on September 11, 2008 - 8:27am.
Does anyone else find Jennifer Aniston to be a pretentious, attention-hungry whore? I was over her 15 years ago when friends first came on.
I do. NEVER understood what all the 'hype' was about. And I thought "Friends" was a stupid show.
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I always laugh when i see stuff like this about Jennifer ANiston or any woman for that matter because in reality, men act just like this too. It happened to me, a guy i met (pretty successful one too,) invited me out and proceeded to say pretty much verbatim, the following:
"ohmygodiloveyou...ithinkiloveyou....letsgetmarried...wait..impregnantwehavetoget married ...ohno...yourgoingtoleaveme...iknowitiknowit...youregoingtoleaveme ..... NOOO!!!" add in there "letshaveababy"
At this point, I'm sure all the guys know that Jen is pretty much a sure thing with a little pot thrown in for good measure.
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*Submitted by LoLo on September 11, 2008 - 8:14am.
i dont know who this guy is even though you guys cream your gold lame hot pants over him all the time.
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"gold lame' hot pants". Ha ha haha!! That cracked me up! Hilarious.
He IS good looking, but to me, he looks like the kind of guy that has really stinky balls.
Why is it that JA is always considered "desperate"? I think she honestly could have been married again and had kids or whatever if she wanted to. Why do people act like she's so desperate for dating? I don't get it. And it's getting old........I have never cared either way but geeeeez. Enough with acting like she's a fucking pathetic loser because she's not committing.
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
Submitted by hollywood_hypocrisy on September 11, 2008 - 9:27am.
Does anyone else find Jennifer Aniston to be a pretentious, attention-hungry whore?
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You know what? This could actually be true.
Remember back when she was playing 5th wheel...we saw a whole lot more of the Cox-Arquettes and they were always right pissed about it? And then hubby said - "Beat it. Get a life." Who's to say she don't got no Paps in her phone list? Mebbe her schtick is to play "Sad Girl" - mebbe she even worked it out with John to play it up for her...? It could happen.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Thought he was married. And hey, didn't they almost get together in that movie they were in?
Just like a high school "click" or a lame college sorority/fraternity...they can only fuck one another in the group-- and they do. PATHETIC.
This is why Brad ran.
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I'm NOT an economist, I'm an optimist. GW Bush
he's okay i guess....
I'm kidding calm you're a**es down, and Jen is a ho. I'm likeing her much better these days.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Amazing how everyone in Hollywood can find someone new to date in record time after a breakup. And, how do they get on contact with each other? They all have unlisted numbers.
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Submitted by Miss Priss on September 11, 2008 - 9:40am.
Hollyweird is just one big key party.
Exactly. They are all doing each other in theory.
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Blech.. grosssss. If I was a celeb, I'd date the grips I met on set. 'Grip' sounds kinda sexy.
Where is LOVE CARROT-TOP on this hook-up?
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Hollyweird is just one big key party.
Exactly. They are all doing each other in theory.
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Sugar Magnolia
Angel_i,
He's not greasy!! He's moist. Oh wait, that's me. Nevermind.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Um, as much as i'd want the Butler all for myself, that ain't never gonna happen, better Aniston than Cheryl Burke.
He better wear kilts all the time. Easy access. YUM
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Sugar Magnolia
SNOWPIECE! OMG< so THIS is the Gerard that LCT is always AVing over. It never dinged in my head. D'oh!
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I DID only have two beers, It was the Liqour that fucked me up!!
Inquiring minds want to know if Butler also made out with Piggez like Mayer did?
Rofl
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Good for her. I don't get the hype surrounding this guy, but whatever. I've never actually seen a movie with him in it so I can't say anything about his acting, but he looks like a tubby Toby McGuire right there.
If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.
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All our lives we sweat and save. Building for a shallow grave. Must be something else we say. Somehow to defend this place.
Submitted by angel_i on September 11, 2008 - 9:26am.
Aw, but he's GREASY! Ick!
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Being greasy is the new lube. She's so tight w/ her men, this is how they have to stay to insure they can get away at a moments notice.
Wait a sec, so would Jordin Sparks consider Jen a slut? I mean, if a woman likes dick she must be a "slut," at least according to the shrunken head victim a.k.a. Jordin "FOPA" Sparks.
Submitted by LoLo on September 11, 2008 - 9:14am.
i dont know who this guy is even though you guys cream your gold lame hot pants over him all the time.
If he is in a Jennifer Garner movie or some shit like that i cant watch that. I just dont "do" garner films. Id rather set my ass hairs on fire.
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King Leonidas in 300
Very hot.
he is hot
he can get it
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Oh thanks Loozer :)
Ya see one of those I just cant "do" either he he heeeeeee child army times and stuff
cha so I heard the other one was neat-o though....
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YUMMYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hope this is true.
He is hotter than Brad, he is a real man.
Does anyone else find Jennifer Aniston to be a pretentious, attention-hungry whore? I was over her 15 years ago when friends first came on.
He was also in Nim's Island, playing this nerdy algae scientist, but he wasn't shown enough!
Yes, I am a nerd and like to watch stupid children's movies.
Aw, but he's GREASY! Ick!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
She reminds me of parisite but much older.
NO! Carrottop!?!?!!?
No. She's too vanilla for my Gerry!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
I doubt Jen wants a committed relationship. Look how she got burned the last time she was in one. Find 'em, fuck 'em, forget 'em.... GO GIRL
Good for them - have at it!
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
LoLo,
He is most famous for the film 300. He also played Beowulf.
http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/war...
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I used to be a swinger
Til you wrapped me
Round your finger,
Just like a yo-yo
Just like a yo-yo
I for one, am quite pleased to see Jenny turning into a wanton slut after prime beef.
Her chin is long overdue for some salty balls to rest on it.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://societysex.blogspot.com/
Bad boys are usually great in the sack. You go girl, use protection.
Jen, jen, jen will never learn will she. I'm so disguted the way she's sleeping around. Poor guy doesn't have a clue what he's getting into.
I would love Gerard's meat in my mouth. Just sayin'.
i dont know who this guy is even though you guys cream your gold lame hot pants over him all the time.
If he is in a Jennifer Garner movie or some shit like that i cant watch that. I just dont "do" garner films. Id rather set my ass hairs on fire.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
so..what. they are both single, no? i don't see the problem. although, i think this is fake. the mirror??? yeah right..
The woman likes variety and I can't hate on her for that...it's the spice of life!
Question: does this bitch have radar for the biggest commitment phobes?
It's like she's studied out of the Annette Bening playbook and wants to be the kind of woman who can make a dedicated bachelor settle down.
Hollyweird is just one big key party.
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Ain't that the truth?
Jenny NO! Please don't fuck greasy guys - or if you MUST do it when your far, far away and no one can know!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
OH HELL NO BITCH GET OFF MY KOOLAID!!!!!
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
"I Don't Like Jokes" in-fucking-deed!!!
Fuck no! We do not like!!!!!
I give Jen the attention of warm tap water, but back off the Butler bitch!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.