Jenny And The Scot?
Pizza Face Diaz is currently boinking Jennifer Aniston's ex, Paul Sculfor, so it makes sense for Jenny to pick up Cammy's leftovers. Hollyweird is just one big key party. According to the Mirror, Maddox's arch rival has been seen with Gerard Butler.
Lainey also claims that Jenny and Gerard were "canoodling" at the Hyatt in Toronto on Sunday night. Gerry apparently had his hand on her thigh and also rubbed her shoulders and back. Methinks Gerry was trying to calm Jen down, because as soon as he started talking to her, she said, "ohmygodiloveyou...ithinkiloveyou....letsgetmarried...wait..impregnantwehavetoget married ...ohno...yourgoingtoleaveme...iknowitiknowit...youregoingtoleaveme ..... NOOO!!!"
Gerry didn't have a Valium on him, so he just rubbed her back. A back rub from Gerry is better than Valium. However, Gerry's niceness is going to backfire! He doesn't know what he's dealing with. Someone send him the paperwork to file a restraining order just in case. It's good to plan ahead.
Seriously, I hope Jenny is just using him for a little quick dick. Hopefully, that's what her plan is. Gerry is a total heartbreaker. You can tell. Jen just needs to get in, get on, get off and then get out! But something tells me she's already added him to her "future husband inspiration board."
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I see crazy made her way back onto dlisted. I'd love to know if her fictitious psycho therapist husband has diagnosed her yet.
I hate the word "canoodling".
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Everyone is loved by at least one other person.
What a surprise.....ol'J-Fur needs to hit up her "dark roots", when it comes to men; go back to Greece where they find her attractive and motherly.
I've seen J-Fur in person when Vince Vaughn took over J-Fur needy, fuck duty for Brad. The photos do her more justice....Funny, "Mr. and Mrs. Smith", seemed to be a "transition" type situation; like Brad probably paid Vince well and got him VIP passes into any strip club globally to fill the void of J-Fur attention deficit.
Anistonappyasshairius is lucky her ex felt sorry for her and set her up with a boyfriend, which she did take, and the next, and the next, etc.
No matter what smut lezzy J-fur goody-two-shoes say about ol' Jen---Angelina is a huge step up from J-Fur for Brad when it comes to brains, compassion, smarts, strong female with a future; seriously, it was a landslide decision that everyone was waiting for Brad to do. Wow, he found someone that actually went through profound experiences and still came out on top impressively, when J-Fur's own mother can't stand her.
Ol' Jen can't hold a man and makes movies through people that are friends and are doing her favors by employing her, or she just produces her own shit. She's "Debby the Downer", because she reeks of insecurity and lack of confidence. Qualities and assets attract fans; insecurities and weakness attract predators, opportunists and ass-kissers; in my opinion.
Who's the chick standing behind Jennifer Aniston? What a babe.
They may be the same person:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/headlines/2007/06/paul-sculfor-jennifer-ani...
Jennifer! Get away from the actors and musicians - they're all dogs! Find yourself an ugly billionaire and be happy for once - you'll get the big bucks AND maybe a baby. Just ask Salma Hayek, Uma Thurman, Ellen Barkin, etc. ad infinitum. Those girls had the right idea.
What, the muscles on all those guys in 300 were painted on? Seriously?
Photoshop award!
I live in Vancouver. Seen her and her fat ass more than enough times. lol
So much hatred for a woman people have never seen in person, envy is a powerful emotion.
Someone start a facebook page where we post info about Lainey aka Elaine Lui. lol
Don't belive this crap....but they do look good together
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on September 11, 2008 - 1:44pm.
A GB back rub sounds like heaven.
I would be content with one of those.
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I would be content if Gerard Butler merely glanced at me. Because then I could multiply that by my insanity and stalk him because he "promised me things with his eyes."
Submitted by Sunny-Tits on September 11, 2008 - 11:24am.
A cold, fish-eyed bastard of a woman. Hope she fucking dies in a tsunami.
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What an odd thing to say. You have a lot of free time on your hands, do ya?
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by K2 on September 11, 2008 - 1:28pm.
Lainey sux
IMHO
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Submitted by Sunny-Tits on September 11, 2008 - 11:24am.
A cold, fish-eyed bastard of a woman. Hope she fucking dies in a tsunami.
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Would hate to be around when your karma comes knocking! you sound like a vile asshole.
People that wish death on others are the scum of the f*cking earth!
Like anyone in hollywood doesn't know Jen's situation. Please. I'm sure Gerard is well aware of Jen's unlucky love streak - but real men can handle successful, powerful, rich women. For all anyone knows, they could be friends. Stop reading into it. And it's well known that Lainey is NOT a fan of Aniston's to begin with - so anything coming from her site is guaranteed to smell like bullshit!
It's such a shame his body isn't anything like in the movie 300. The way they super-imposed the muscles on those guys was FIERCE!! That's how I like my men.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
A GB back rub sounds like heaven.
I would be content with one of those.
Lainey is full of shit. She is attempting to make a name for herself by making up this story and she has to come up with the false goods as her job at Etalk depends on it. I can say this because I was there that night and none of what she speaks of happened.
Lainey gossip has always been a day or two late, thats what happens when you live in the suburbs of Vancouver. So please people, don't take her seriously.
Lainey, its time to ditch those badly faded Beckham jeans, learn how to do your make up and put those child bearing hips to use.
I find most of the men she dates look like such douchebags. I detect a pattern of sorts, or maybe she has really poor taste in men. There was that model dude I found sort of attractive, but other than that...Brad was probably the most attractive one she's been with.
Your face!
Sharon
Grow the fuck up. A woman in the year 2008 isn't validated by whether she choses to keep a man. Much less keep him from leaving. If she met the right one maybe she would. People are different - get it?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
Submitted by Salem13 on September 11, 2008 - 1:57pm.
Jen has fucked hotter guys then AJ inculding Brad I've never seen the "hotness" in him, even in his peak years.
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Who the fuck cares if she fucked hot guys, the point is, they always fuck her then leave. The bitch just can't keep a man, hot or not!!!!!!
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Jen has fucked hotter guys then AJ inculding Brad I've never seen the "hotness" in him, even in his peak years.
posted by Wormy_Juicemaker September 11, 2008 - 1:16pm.
ditto that..
oh please not Gerard Butt-ler! cant imagine his butt belong to Miss Aniston!!
I just have to hate her because she gets to boink the hwattness that is GB. Course, I could forgive her if she gave him to me after she steals his sperm to make her baby.
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Did you say, "he was E-moaning?!"
Way to go Jen, he's totally hot!! Haha to the loons!
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
It's funny but I don't get why everyone hates her either. She's too boring to hate.
@Red_Hot_Kitchen
No, its a necklace.
I also read somewhere that she had sex with Brad Pitt on their first date. I still like her and don't understand why people give her so much shit, when she has never bad-mouthed anyone or intentionally hurt anyone. Is she the best actress? No, not at all. Does she come off as boring and needy? Yes, but I don't think that merits the hate some people have towards her. I think its the magazines who make her out to be something she probably isn't. She seems sweet natured if anything.
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It's like a limp dick to me. It's not something that I would ever crave, but if I have nothing else to do, I'll make it work. -MK
Okay, get this talentless desperate wannabe away from the coolness that is Butler. She might try to drain away his talent and attractiveness. Seriously, when a celeb this skanky is not noticed, you know he/she must be boring.
Then again, he'll probably dump her clingy ass in a few days when she shows him the list of their childrens' names and the place settings for their wedding.
Is that a tattoo between her boobies?
Submitted by Sunny-Tits on September 11, 2008 - 11:24am.
A cold, fish-eyed bastard of a woman. Hope she fucking dies in a tsunami.
lol...whoah...angry much?
Jen is such a tramp, you go girl.
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Oh God it's like a GB avie orgy in here. I need some alone time.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 11, 2008 - 10:20am.
Ooooohh, THAT part. "It was a present from his Dad."
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YES! After that part everything in that movie makes me cry: the fact that Frankie was still such a sweet child, the fact that his mother went so far to protect him, the fact that the stranger was doing all this for a kid he had just met... I get way too into movies!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Well, i know what's on the menu tonight. Brats (thanks Stock) and Dear Frankie (Jillypoo)
Sunny-Tits!
Preach it sister!!!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
I love pizza, period.
Now off to class to discuss the physics and chemistry of this great earth. NOT.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
A cold, fish-eyed bastard of a woman. Hope she fucking dies in a tsunami.
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'Politically Correct' is the PC term for Spasticated Gaytalk.
I prefer thin crust pizza with extra cheese.
Wait...what the hell are we posting about?
Oh yea, Anniston. She's forgettable.
@cth: What is that like? Do you feel like... extra-stuffed? Like a ... stuffed-crust pizza?
*admires her own level of stupidity*
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Submitted by JillyPoo on September 11, 2008 - 11:15am.
LCT, i cry when we find out why Frankie is deaf. Breaks my heart that something so horrible could happen to such a sweet child
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Ooooohh, THAT part. "It was a present from his Dad."
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Clarisse on September 11, 2008 - 11:07am.
LCT/CTH,
We will let LCT sleep in the middle so we all get the baby mound poots!!!
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Baby mound poots?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 11, 2008 - 11:04am.
LCT you can fart on my anytime, just don't pee on me.
off topic, I was nine months preggers and going at it with my baby daddy and when I came, I peed all over him.
I told him sorry, I didn't know if I was coming or going.
true story...
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaa! Did you think your water broke?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
LCT, i cry when we find out why Frankie is deaf. Breaks my heart that something so horrible could happen to such a sweet child.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Im sowwwy Martha....I'm an old Orlandoloonie myself...so i understand!!!
I love watching him in Kingdom of Heaven. *sigh*
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Holy-fucking-upgrade, Batman!. Even if it's for a short while.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
O___O SHUT UP NOVA!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! *plugs her ears, hums the Pirates of the Caribbean themesong* waaaaaaah....
The orchestra actually played POTC's theme at my HS graduation. It was pretty epic.
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
"Hollyweird is just one big key party."
Ha ha. I wonder if they can even keep track of who they dating.
It reminds me of an SNL sketch with Gwyneth Paltrow where Matt Damon showed up and it was really awkward until Gwyneth said, "Wait a minute. I never dated you." Matt said, "Oh yeah, it was the other guy."
Sex while pregnant is an interesting endeavor....let me tell you!!! My hubby thought i was the hawtest thing when i was huge with the twins. I couldnt believe it...but i was like...OK..lets just go with this. lol.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
LCT/CTH,
We will let LCT sleep in the middle so we all get the baby mound poots!!!
CTH!!!
You were having sex at 9 months?!!?!?! Holy Moly!
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.