Thursday, September 11th 2008
Cristal Conners As Sarah Palin
Gina Gershon aka Cristal Conners aka my silver screen idol put on a pair of sexy Lens Crafters glasses to play Sarah Palin in a new video for Funny or Die. I thought Tina Fey would make a good Palin, I was wrong! Cristal's Sarah is almost spot on. Polar bear shit!
If only Cristal randomly threw in one of her amazing lines from "Showgirls." "You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see!" is my all-time favorite. Ugh. Now I have to watch "Showgirls" for the millionth time again tonight.
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Hot damn, I love Gina Gershon!!!! And yes, her Palin was spot-on! Only, I want to *do* GG and I absolutely loathe SP.
"I used to be Snow White... but I drifted."
-Mae West
You know, this isn't that funny. I think because it's too close to the truth. As in, Palin really talks and acts like this. I think Gershon just gave all the religious conservatives something to masturbate to. I mean, this is like their dream.
Gershon is hot. Why isn't she in more movies?
I totally want to eat her out -- so bad I practically taste it.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 11, 2008 - 6:38pm.
Religion is the greatest weapon of mass destruction man created, politics is it's bitch.
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Precisely. And, in this new world, we finally have the Holy Trinity completed with The Corporation.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
@pennyroyal and Dr. Funk.
I think Funk is right. We need to remember that our constitution does not use popular vote to choose. The electorate votes for each state sort of has an equalizing effect. It gives the less populated states more power than the popular vote.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 11, 2008 - 1:21pm.
McCain didn't choose her because she would bring in the Hilary voters. He chose her because he wanted to get the religious conservatives. They are the onew who got GWB elected. He knew his "maverick" title was not sitting well with the James Dobson types. Dobson brought up Palin's name as a good candidate.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Submitted by zomay on September 11, 2008 - 3:54pm.
Okay see you guys later. xoxoxo
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LOVE ANDERSON, the trams are straight from Disneyland. Sooo funny.
Okay have a great night sluts!
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Mrs. Kravitz it is a good 'sunday afternoon' movie. You know what I mean! When you want to relax with a movie but you don't want to invest too much into anything. :)
Okay see you guys later. xoxoxo
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zomay on September 11, 2008 - 6:43pm
OOOOO OOOOOOO I DID I DID!!!
The hotels, hahahahaha, hers was the Waldorf, his Econolodge.
The food, THE BEST YOU EVER HAD!!!!
Past Lives Pavilion, your host Shirley McClaine!!!
I love that movie!!!!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by zomay on September 11, 2008 - 3:43pm.
Mrs. K did you ever see that movie with Streep called Defending your Life?
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I did, but I hardly remember it.
*going to IMDB.com*
Just looked it up, written and directed by Albert Brooks
Love him.
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Sandbitch
"This we know: the earth does not belong to man, man belongs to the earth. All things are connected like the blood that unites us all. Man did not weave the web of life, he is merely a strand in it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself."
Attributed to Chief Sealth, March 11, 1854
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Mrs. K did you ever see that movie with Streep called Defending your Life? Anyways that movie had people eating as much as they wanted there. Love movies that explore different after life options. Everyone had a lawyer and had to sit through their life and decisions. I thought it was funny.
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Gabriela on September 11, 2008 - 6:30pm
Here at least, it's harmless.
Comparative beliefs not being measured under the guise of "Religion".
Some find balance in incorporating the intangible with the tangible.
Religion has oppressed the "free will" ride all are supposed to have unconditionally.
Rules not of something that is named "God" but rules that disallowed the human experience and attempted to control and navigate curiosity by rogue and power hungry, greedy Patriarchal societies of the past, enlisting fear instead of nurturing tolerance and opening the mind.
Religion is the greatest weapon of mass destruction man created, politics is it's bitch.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Pennyroyal on September 12, 2008 - 7:30am.
I think it's kind of pretentious for human beings...
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Pretentious is being kind me thinks. Human beings actually think they own this planet and it's resources. I'm sure the universe won't notice when we're gone.
Submitted by zomay on September 11, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Love Anderson and Mrs. Kravitz is going to heavan and Jesus told me that.
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I heard the food was terrible and the portions were small.
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Why do some people insisnt on pitting evolution against creationism? They are not on equal footing! One is science, one is fantasy. And why are there so many fence riders/moderates? The only way to reconcile religion and science is to compartmentalize and/or resort to rationalizations. I would think that over time that would affect critical thinking skills. Either you live by reason, logic, and evidence or you live by faith and myth.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."
Oscar Wilde
Love Anderson and Mrs. Kravitz is going to heavan and Jesus told me that.
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Zomay is right.
God wants that pipeline in Alaska. He told Sarah and she is spreading the good word.
Preach it, Sister Sarah!
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zomay on September 11, 2008 - 6:19pm
Hahahahaha...
It's so odd how this exchange happened.
But Druids were the only example that popped in my popcorn makin' head. idk why.
HI zomay!
JEESUS LUV ME HEZ MY CO-PILOTER.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
OK WHY IZ U PEEPLE TALKIN ABOUT ENERGY AND DRUIDS AND LIFE FORCE WHEN THIS IS ALL ABOUT JESUS CHRIST OUR SAVUR AND SARA PAYLIN? THIS IS EXACTLY WHY CONSURVATIVES LIKE ME BELEIVE AND KNOW WHAT IZ BEST FOR THE USA. U PEEPLE PUT DOWN THIS BEUTIFUL WOMAN CAUZE U IS JELLUS HOARES. IF U PEEPLE DONT REALIZE THAT OUR FOUNDED FATHERS WERE CONSERVATIVES. IT SAYS SO ON FOX NEWZ. SO BITE MY ASS BITCHEZ.
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@Pennyroyal:
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Submitted by angel_i on September 11, 2008 - 2:03pm.
I can't really wrap my head around someTHING either. I call it "energy" in the real world because people can stomach it - but that feels cheap to me. I have to say "thing" cuz that's the word I have but I think it is some"thing" beyond our human words.
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I completely agree with you here. I call it "energy" too. It's refreshing to hear someone else shares a similar viewpoint. I think it's kind of pretentious for human beings to think they know what the THING is, let alone what it is thinking. After studying chemistry, physics, and math for years science has kind of become my religion; it is fascinating, powerful, beautiful and terrifying. The order, chaos, and energy interchanged between in the Universe is the only thing we can know for sure.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 11, 2008 - 5:10pm.
angel_i on September 11, 2008 - 5:03pm
Ok, so you're not putting it in a Religious context, you're acknowledging forces that like the Druids for example, acknowledged.
Stone Henge is supposedly built on "Lay Lines" and so are a lot of major cities around the world.
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Ha! Yeah - I guess you could say I'm a tree-hugger;p
And the human element is essential. I kinda view Gods as archetypes for human revelation. Like, a visual to help us put the pieces of the puzzle together. I kinda believe in everyone's God for everyone just not one God for all. And then I kinda don't believe in anything because I'm constantly being surprised...so I guess you could say I have some faith in that too:)
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angel_i on September 11, 2008 - 5:03pm
Ok, so you're not putting it in a Religious context, you're acknowledging forces that like the Druids for example, acknowledged.
Stone Henge is supposedly built on "Lay Lines" and so are a lot of major cities around the world.
D.C. is supposedly built deliberately on a cross section of "Lay Lines"
Is that kind of the ball park your at?
I don't discount those intangibles, not at all but it takes the human element I thought to exercise them, hence why evolution for me, is the only plausible "thing" that explains how mankind came to be.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on September 11, 2008 - 4:54pm.
Greater than us meaning what exactly, the planet got torpedoed by meteorites, that changed it's atmosphere and certain compositions of the life that was, there by transforming over long periods of time the life forms that survived.
But I can't wrap my head around someTHING intervening, like waving a magic wand or something.
I went to Catholic church and all when I was young, we were taught what the Bible said but were also taught it's literal context was not to be taken literally.
IDK, I guess I find science and the material proof strong evidence. I have yet to see anything to prove an "Other Worldly" intervention.
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I can't really wrap my head around someTHING either. I call it "energy" in the real world because people can stomach it - but that feels cheap to me. I have to say "thing" cuz that's the word I have but I think it is some"thing" beyond our human words.
For me, science is not always irrefutable. You have to read so many books in school and form your own opinions for exactly that reason.
"I have yet to see anything to prove an "Other Worldly" intervention."
I can say that I feel it very strongly in my life but in my periphery...no, sometimes head-on...but I'm afraid of it and I don't understand it hardly at all. A part of me understands it - but not the part that types....and even the phrase "other worldly" - if it's here, it's of this world...just nothing seems to fit.
Because I know so little, I tend to refrain from putting a lot of labels on things and sort of allow it to constantly unfold...the more it unfolds the more there seems to be to unfold...
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
angel_i on September 11, 2008 - 4:45pm
Ok, I guess some people can believe that, I am not trying to start or insult anything or anyone, I am trying to understand.
Greater than us meaning what exactly, the planet got torpedoed by meteorites, that changed it's atmosphere and certain compositions of the life that was, there by transforming over long periods of time the life forms that survived.
But I can't wrap my head around someTHING intervening, like waving a magic wand or something.
I went to Catholic church and all when I was young, we were taught what the Bible said but were also taught it's literal context was not to be taken literally.
IDK, I guess I find science and the material proof strong evidence. I have yet to see anything to prove an "Other Worldly" intervention.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Anonymouse73 on September 11, 2008 - 1:21pm.
They have buttons calling her "the hot one", rather than touting her real, actual qualities.
Now that, "my friends", is sexism.
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Submitted by aquarius on September 11, 2008 - 3:13pm.
I had it all wrong! I should have quit after college, stayed in my hometown of 12,000, and started shitting out kids. Then I could have run for Vice President in 20 years!
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I went to NYU and relished the diversity. Grad studies in public mgt, policy and gov't affairs didn't teach me anything as insighful as your statement above.
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@Love Anderson:
Excuse me while I bud my nosey nose in...but I, for one, can conceive of a balance of the two whereby the process was started by something "greater than ourselves" so to speak.
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iHeartHaters on September 11, 2008 - 3:21pm
Wow, really?
So what do museums have?
I'm not trying to be a bitch, I am trying to get a better picture of your thought pattern, evolution is at the very least more provable and concrete than creationism.
Do you believe there were dinosaurs and what not?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Pennyroyal on September 11, 2008 - 4:31pm.
I heart haters: you said "IMHO evolution and creationism are both just theories."
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Meh. I'm just scared there IS no beginning and we be doing this shit FOR-EVAH!
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I heart haters: you said "IMHO evolution and creationism are both just theories."
There is a big difference between a scientific theory and an idea called a theory.
From Wikipedia:
"In science a theory is a testable model of the manner of interaction of a set of natural phenomena, capable of predicting future occurrences or observations of the same kind, and capable of being tested through experiment or otherwise verified through empirical observation.
In common usage, the word theory is often used to signify a conjecture, an opinion, a speculation, or a hypothesis. In this usage, a theory is not necessarily based on facts; in other words, it is not required to be consistent with true descriptions of reality."
A hypothesis must be testable and repeatable and pass other rigorous criteria for it to become classified as a theory or even higher as a law (such as the law of gravity). Once a theory is tested and found to be false it is no longer accepted. I am a Geologist and I can tell you the theory of evolution is very relevant today, just as much as the theory of relativity. We don't have to have a time machine to know what happened on Earth in the past. There is an abundance of evidence that tells us what life on earth was like in the past. Evolution is integral to many fields of science: Paleobiology, Paleobotany, Paleontology, and Geology to name a few. Understanding how species of all kinds evolve is critical to research and solving problems currently and those which may arise in the future.
Creationism is one religion's (of thousands) take of how life began on earth. I would hardly equate it with a logical, testable model to explain an observable phenomena. I hope this could help you differentiate between the two in the future. Unless of course you believe God put dinosaurs on Earth to test our faith.
If anything is "Sexist" about this whole debacle, it's the fact that McCain's people picked this woman simply for the fact that she's a woman. They think that women are interchangeable and that, of COURSE, every woman is going to go ahead and vote for someone b/c she has a vagina, as if women are that muddleheaded.
They have buttons calling her "the hot one", rather than touting her real, actual qualities.
Now that, "my friends", is sexism.
The more Hollywood speaks the larger the landslide for McCain.
John Kerry taught them nothing.
Submitted by Gabriela on September 11, 2008 - 11:15am.
Why do some people insisnt on pitting evolution against creationism? They are not on equal footing! One is science, one is fantasy. And why are there so many fence riders/moderates? The only way to reconcile religion and science is to compartmentalize and/or resort to raionalizations. I would think that over time that would affect critical thinking skills. Either you live by reason, logic, and evidence or you live by faith and myth.
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IMHO evolution and creationism are both just theories. No one was there when this shit happened. They are BOTH GUESS jobs. Science may have more credibility in some eyes but there is no proof. Same as there is no proof of creationism. So my question is, what the fuck does the beginning of man have to do with THE ISSUES NOW?? Fuck these age-old debates. Let's talk about the ridic gas prices, let's talk about housing crisis, let's talk about being taxed to fucking death. LET'S FIX THE GD MESSES WE ARE IN RIGHT N-O-W(end of Kanye capslock hissy).
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
Oh, and all the people I've known who transferred colleges more than 2 or 3 times before they got their degree were either 1) pregnant, or having some post-abortion emotional problems; 2) having some hardcore family/emotional issues; 3) having some sort of drug/alcohol issue; or 4) flunking out, or quitting before the school could kick em out.
She transferred what, FIVE times? That's insane! I'm amazed she managed to graduate from anywhere, transferring usually zaps half your credits.
That was funny. "Show Girls" is my guilty pleasure.
Okay, speaking as someone who both majored in English/Journalism in college and went to 3 years of law school... I would give the experience card to the candidate who went to law school. At the very least, it requires some learning of the Constitution and how the government works.
The summer after I graduated college, I worked in a factory making car parts. There were not enough temporary secretarial jobs, and I wasn't qualified to do anything else -- not even teach.
I also think that my world-view was very skewed after going to a small Midwestern liberal arts college. I am certainly much more tolerant of other views, lifestyles, fashions, genders, etc. than I was before moving to NYC. And I know that living "near Russia" does not make you a foreign policy expert. And that there is a difference between Sunni and Shia Muslims.
I had it all wrong! I should have quit after college, stayed in my hometown of 12,000, and started shitting out kids. Then I could have run for Vice President in 20 years!
Seriously though, there is a LOT you don't learn in college, and I don't think a substandard college education at a public school is gonna cut it for someone in that position. I still sure as hell wouldn't feel qualified to do anything like that -- I'd have to at least get a Master's in urban development, public policy, constitutional law, international relations, something like that to even remotely begin to understand all the complexities of our government and our place in the world.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on September 11, 2008 - 1:09pm.
Women Against Sarah Palin
***i'll check it out. thanks.
Submitted by Mopa on September 11, 2008 - 1:36pm.
It's so surreal that this candidate was chosen in a few weeks (maybe hours) from nowhere based on these creditials.
What the fuck about McCains' 5th from the bottom silver spoon education?!!
Only a select few have been editor for the law review. Obama is one of them.
Anyway, I luv my obama doll. YES, I bought one and he's cute and the MCain Camel doll was ugly.
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mamacat> Dude. Come on. Matt's not telling ANYONE how to vote. He's simply giving his opinion. Sheesh.
Someone probably asked him what he thought of the nomination, so he answered them. *shrug*
Let's compare college careers:
Barack Obama
Occidental College Freshman and sophomore years Los Angeles
Transferred to Columbia
Columbia University Junior and senior years New York City B.A. Political science major with international relations focus.
Harvard Law School Three-year program Cambridge, Massachusetts J.D. Editor, Harvard Law Review. He graduated with a Juris Doctor (J.D.) magna cum laude from Harvard in 1991
Sarah Palin
She began college at Hawaii Pacific University, a private, nonsectarian school in Honolulu. She attended only as a freshman during the fall of 1982.
From Hawaii Pacific, Palin transferred to North Idaho College, a two-year school in Coeur d'Alene, about 30 miles east of Spokane.
She attended the college as a general studies major for two semesters, in spring 1983 and fall 1983.
From North Idaho College, Palin transferred 70 miles south to the University of Idaho. She majored in journalism with an emphasis in broadcast news. She attended fall 1984 to spring 1985.
She then returned to Alaska to attend Matanuska-Susitna College in Palmer in fall 1985.
Then she returned to Idaho, for spring 1986, fall 1986 and spring 1987, when she graduated.
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Submitted by missy on September 11, 2008 - 10:26am.
great link mrs k♥
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Hi Missy! Hope things are going well in your little corner of the world!
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great link mrs k♥
hi drama!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on September 11, 2008 - 10:18am.
Hey, no problem, babycakes!
Just Say No to Sarah Palin
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I’m glad that video made fun of her going to so many different colleges. I was curious as to what college she went to and what her major was and so I looked it up. She went to college in three different states just to get a Journalism degree. Don’t they have a Journalism program at every college? Also, how does being a Journalism major and former news anchor qualify her to be Vice President? I like Obama and Biden’s qualifications a lot more.
My thoughts on Palin are that she never planned on going into politics but somehow (unfortunately for us) it worked out that way.
Submitted by missy on September 11, 2008 - 12:02pm.
This ain't the Miss Alaska pageant!!! It's a fucking presidential election!
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Yeah well the Republican animal is observed to have serious difficulty making the distinction.
They seem to have bred all sense of nuance out of their DNA.
Beauty Pageants - li'l American petri dishes of genius! Which reminds me...
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"How can I be a populist when all you people are so ufcking stupid?"