Sienna Miller Is So Dramatic
Sienna Miller entered some building in Los Angeles yesterday when the paparazzi swarmed her ass. Instead of ignoring them or even telling them to go fuck a pile of shit, Sienna covered her face and tried to walk through closed elevator doors. Seriously, she sexually violated those elevator doors. Those poor elevator doors have the herp now.
Sienna needs to stop hiding and hold her skank head up high. She should be proud to be a hardcore slut with a bulldozer vagina. The only time us sluts put our heads down is when we're sucking dick. Or maybe Sienna just had a bad outbreak on her mouth?
In other homewrecky news, TMZ reports that Balthazar Getty's wife, Rosetta, will not file for divorce. Rosetta thinks she'll be better off financially if she just sticks with Balthazar's skeezer ass. Balthazar hasn't gotten any money from his family's fortune, but he is doing well thanks to Brothers & Sisters. If they divorce, Rosetta won't be entitled to any of his future earnings.
And Balthazar's family feels bad about one of their own leaving Rosetta with four kids to raise, so they are helping her out in the cash department.
Balthazar probably doesn't mind. If he ever divorces Rosetta, Sienna will probably leave him. Sienna's motto is: "If you ain't got no ring, my pussy don't sing!" Or something like that.
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Submitted by Claire Ciccone on September 10, 2008 - 10:30pm.
Looks like Papa Joe in the green t-shirt, doesn't it?... Makes sense for him to stoop to the level of paparazzi; now he's hogging the space of another STD-ridden bleach-blonde.
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LOL! it does look like papa Joe. I'm surprised MK didn't make note of that.
She needs to learn the head-in-a-bag trick. It's big enough.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Looks like Papa Joe in the green t-shirt, doesn't it?... Makes sense for him to stoop to the level of paparazzi; now he's hogging the space of another STD-ridden bleach-blonde.
Submitted by angel_i on September 10, 2008 - 10:27pm.
i really think this one is gonna kill me.... save me jeebus!!!LOL!
OT: come on!... really?!
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"And where will she go, and what shall she do,
when midnight comes around.
She'll turn once more to Sunday's clown,
and cry behind the door."
Boo hoo hoo! Don't! Don't look at me! I'm sad, can't you see! STOP! Stop it! How can you do this to me! STOP LOOKING AT ME, I SAID!
She gonna hit somebody some day. That'll be a good day, I think.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Why do the paps even follow her? Because she stole another woman's husband? They have Angelina, Britney, JLo, and Julia Roberts for that
@ESE:
Funny. I din't think you were "slackin'", per se...
ONT: Somebody pinch her bum!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 10, 2008 - 10:24pm.
age is never the object, i've always had the same idea for life... fun at all costs!!
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"And where will she go, and what shall she do,
when midnight comes around.
She'll turn once more to Sunday's clown,
and cry behind the door."
ESE likes 'em young these days, ladies......we're out of luck.
Haribo, your comment was awesome!
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If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight, it's none of your business
And if she want to be a freak and sell it on the weekend, it's none of your business
-Salt N Pepa
Submitted by angel_i on September 10, 2008 - 10:20pm.
hi, angel!
geezus, i'm slackin'!!
OT: uummm, Sienna Miller, eh?... meh, she's a slut, what else is there?
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"And where will she go, and what shall she do,
when midnight comes around.
She'll turn once more to Sunday's clown,
and cry behind the door."
kick em outta BED,LOL\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\1
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
ESE!
You got outta bed! Hurrah!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 10, 2008 - 10:18pm.
wait your turn dahlin'!LOL!
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"And where will she go, and what shall she do,
when midnight comes around.
She'll turn once more to Sunday's clown,
and cry behind the door."
If you didn't already hate her because she is a shameless cunt you can now hate her because she's a total moron.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on September 10, 2008 - 10:16pm
hi PSL!!!... i'm sitting on the couch with her snoozin' behind me, just thought i'd stop in to see what's shakin'!
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"And where will she go, and what shall she do,
when midnight comes around.
She'll turn once more to Sunday's clown,
and cry behind the door."
Overreact much?
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"Work from pithy middle eye out, swimming in language sea." ~Jack Kerouac
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the paps really are stupid, she is not important.
ESE
how come I'm not blowing you yet?
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
The only movie I ever saw her in (The Interview) she was supposed to be annoying and obnoxious...and she totally was! Bravo!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Hey ESE! Taking a sex break to actually post? (wink) heehee.......
Is she SURE she wants to move here?
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You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
-Carly Simon
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 10, 2008 - 9:50pm.
This whore is milking this for all it's worth. I'll feel sorry for her when my ass starts shitting gold nuggets...
damn it, how many times do i gotta tell ya... spit out the victi... er... dinner special's jewelry
OT: haven't read what it's about, gimme a minute
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"And where will she go, and what shall she do,
when midnight comes around.
She'll turn once more to Sunday's clown,
and cry behind the door."
I'm gonna knock and ring and tap
and knock and ring and tap
and knock and ring and tap
and knock and ring until you do
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"Madonna looks like she smells"
Robert Smith, The Cure.
The only time us sluts put our heads down is when we're sucking dick. Or maybe Sienna just had a bad outbreak on her mouth?
LMAO! maybe sienna had a 'i'm shy' day.
is this bitch for real?
she should be nominated for a Razzie for the faux-hysterical drama.
This is best acting I've seen from her.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Hmmm...threesomes with Skankienna, Balledbabar and Rosetta...pretty kinky.
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Submitted by tangerine on September 10, 2008 - 5:33pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 10, 2008 - 6:08pm.
LMAO at "stringy breasts!"
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Hahahaha, that entire "commercial" is hilarious but I also especially love "stringy breasts." Perfect analogy for Sienna's flapjacks!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
This whore is milking this for all it's worth. I'll feel sorry for her when my ass starts shitting gold nuggets...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Sienna should get on a little medication, ask her doctor to give some kind of drip, maybe they make a patch for she got. I like her bag.
this skank should be glad the paps want to take her picture without her lips wrapped around somebody else's husband's wang...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
I'm more worried about what she did to the wall beside it. That's too funny, hunny - dontcha know that's only gonna make them love you more?
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Has she ever been in a movie that anyone has heard of? Seriously, I don't know why she is considered a celebrity other than sleeping with married men.
Ha Ha Ha - do a Google search for "Slut Miller".
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"Boo? Fuck You!"
-Chase Utley
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 10, 2008 - 6:08pm.
LMAO at "stringy breasts!"
zzzzZZZZZzzzzz
Submitted by speakit on September 10, 2008 - 9:10pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 10, 2008 - 9:08pm.
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I thought you should know your avie kinda represents Sienna's life. Only it would be more fitting if it was a urinal.
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I actually have a pic of a toidy overflowing with liquid poo but even I couldn't stomach that!
I hope Sienna never gets another acting job again and I hope Balthablab Getty gets disowned.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
If only her legs were as difficult to open as that elevator....
She really thinks she's that serious?
Thank you for changing the post!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
This whole thing is sad and gross; both NoBallsthazar and Sleazenna are at fault. Kids are involved as well as a pissed off ex.
By the way, both parties should realise that the one cheats with you will *always* cheat on you as well.
It makes me sad that I even know who she is....
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 10, 2008 - 9:08pm.
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I thought you should know your avie kinda represents Sienna's life. Only it would be more fitting if it was a urinal.
I think this whore hates the paps more than I hate booze...And I REALLY hate booze...*hiccup*...Yeah...but I LOVE YOU GUYS...*forcing nearest DListers into awkward, sweaty, drunk bear hug*...I really, do, you guys are the best! The best I say!...I think I'm gonna puke...
Oh and Sienna is one big whore cake at the birthday party of a used up street whore who is celebrating the dawning of whoredom in general, but I still kinda respect her...BARTENDER, ANOTHER CHARDONNAY! *belch*...What?
*PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE*....uh.....
Take me home?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hi. My name is Sienna Miller. For those of you who don't know, I am an actress but my real job is fucking married men while showing my stringy breasts on boats. I am a whore in my spare time and I accept beat weaves and ugly hats in lieu of cash.
But I digress. I'm here to introduce my new fragrance, Eau de Skeez. It's a gentle melange of stale cigarette smoke, urine, wine vomit, crusty jizz, and week-old Gouda with just a hint of Raid. You can find it at any dollar store and flea market.
Thank you for your support. I'm Sienna "Sloot" Miller and I approved this message.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
She should be covering up those leggings and flats.
if you want to avoid being follow and insulted by the public and you are famous , the logic place to move to is LA , I dont feel sorry for this girl .
Ps:I love Rosseta she is a hot slut
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Two things to say in this department now:
1. Why the hell is she taking all the backlash on this thing? I know she is C-list vs. his D-list and all, but it does take 2 to tango (so to speak)
2. More power to his wife. If he has the potential to have millions, I say don't get the divorce and buy your time (so to speak) She just had a baby a few short months ago, it's not like she's probably looking for sexy times any way!
She hates the paparazzi yet is always in L.A.