Sienna Miller Is So Dramatic
Sienna Miller entered some building in Los Angeles yesterday when the paparazzi swarmed her ass. Instead of ignoring them or even telling them to go fuck a pile of shit, Sienna covered her face and tried to walk through closed elevator doors. Seriously, she sexually violated those elevator doors. Those poor elevator doors have the herp now.
Sienna needs to stop hiding and hold her skank head up high. She should be proud to be a hardcore slut with a bulldozer vagina. The only time us sluts put our heads down is when we're sucking dick. Or maybe Sienna just had a bad outbreak on her mouth?
In other homewrecky news, TMZ reports that Balthazar Getty's wife, Rosetta, will not file for divorce. Rosetta thinks she'll be better off financially if she just sticks with Balthazar's skeezer ass. Balthazar hasn't gotten any money from his family's fortune, but he is doing well thanks to Brothers & Sisters. If they divorce, Rosetta won't be entitled to any of his future earnings.
And Balthazar's family feels bad about one of their own leaving Rosetta with four kids to raise, so they are helping her out in the cash department.
Balthazar probably doesn't mind. If he ever divorces Rosetta, Sienna will probably leave him. Sienna's motto is: "If you ain't got no ring, my pussy don't sing!" Or something like that.
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oh get OVER yourself bitch, please!
"yeah. like i'm gonna have anal sex and sit on a plane for 6 HOURS!" - joel mchale<3
If you're supposedly trying to run away from bad press and the paparazzi, why go to fucking LA to do it? London was a bad idea, so why not go to Montana or camp out in a damn church where whores fear to tread?
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Maybe someone wrote SLUT on her face this time... I am so sick of this thing and she needs to just go away.
----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆---------
2 words- Douche Bag
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
So lets see..sex with married man with 4 kids, one of those kids is not even a year old..check. Hang out in Los Angeles, west coast capitol of the paparazzi..check. Hide face like you have a hairy mole the size of a quarter..check. Yea Sienna, you are completely innocent and deserve no negative attention. Poor sweet innocent angel.
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Submitted by Suki on September 10, 2008 - 11:59pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 10, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 10, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Actually, she's practicing her Mime routine. She calls this "invisible bicycle". Yeah, she can't act either.
Hahaha.
She wishes the paps would mime their own business.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
She's the reason its called HERpes....
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LOL!
She gave HERpes (aka her tittays) to that wall when she mime fucked it.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on September 10, 2008 - 11:25pm.
Sienna is single. She didn't do anything wrong. The only person at fault is balthazar or whatever his name is.
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So I suppose if a girlie sleeps with your man, it's all his fault? O yeah - and he's gotta ring on his finger and 4 kids at home...and that's all well-know...? Really???
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by TT99 on September 11, 2008 - 12:37am.
Right! It's not like she's a prostitute trying to hide...uh...on second thought...
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Cocoa Mocha, so if you're a single person and you have sex with a married person, the single person is innocent and the married person is guilty merely because the single person hasn't wronged THEIR spouse, just someone else's? By that logic, if you don't have money then it isn't a crime to steal some. It's only a crime if you already have money.
Sorry, but you sound totally like an "other woman." They're both revolting sluts, and they're both gonna get a karmic payback.
tits, "I have yet to meet a man who hasn't cheated at least once in his life, girlfriend, wife, whatever."
You must be very unhappy.
"Such a fuss over an everyday occurrence."
I can say the same about murder and theft.
"He slept with another woman and got caught.
She slept with a married man and got caught.
This happens EVERY DAY."
See murder and theft comment. Just because it happens doesn't make it right.
And if you're flaunting it openly, it doesn't really count as "getting caught" does it? "Getting caught" is when you're found in bed with the other woman/man, or spotted at a restaurant, or found humping on your work desk.
"And if a man is going to cheat, it's going to be WITH someone."
Not always. Ever heard the stories about men and vacuum cleaners, porcupines, cars, small melons, etc? Men will cheat with anything with a hole.
"People are upset because they feel that they're 'flaunting it'. Uh paps with telephoto lenses does not equal flaunting."
Cuddling around naked on open boat decks and snogging in the streets DOES count as flaunting. And yes, they have done that.
Come on, you're treating these skanks like they're actual people, not hungry little asses who only do this stuff because they want attention. When a regular guy/girl cheats, they can't spin it to save their sinking job like Sluttyenna is.
Face up: Sienna is a shameless publicity whore and since people had practically forgotten about her during her engage to Ifans, she wanted to get back in the limelight. So she pulled a Je-Lo by flaunting an extramarital relationship for attention, then boohooing that she only wanted to be left alone and shit.
Her next stunt: Walking around with belly padding to spur on pregnancy rumors. Then she'll fall back on the old diamond ring to cause engagement/wedding rumors. She'll play the "are they/aren't they broken up game" for a few weeks by looking tearful in public and boohooing to random clerks, then dump his ass.
Then she'll move on to the next married man, and the cycle will begin anew.
Why is she shielding her face? We already know what she looks like.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
Oh the humanity!
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People are crazy and times are strange.
Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 8:10pm.
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Mmmmmm...you've put me in the mood for a nice ripe watermelon!
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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
Sienna has a flatest backside and is fucking going Britney insane. Who keeps hiring this boy?
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Don't feel sorry for me for dogs sakes. I sadly just have the type of personality that men confide in. I wish I knew less. Ignorance is bliss.
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I think she is famous because so many people take a prurient interest in who she is involved with in her personal life as opposed to her career as an entertainer.
Frankly I don't care if she clubs baby seals and rubs her naked body with their blood for foreplay and fucks puppies every Friday afternoon. I don't even care if she wears a purple velvet skirt while she's doing it.
I just want to be entertained. Judging by the one vehicle I've seen her in, she's quite good at that.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 10, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 10, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Actually, she's practicing her Mime routine. She calls this "invisible bicycle". Yeah, she can't act either.
Hahaha.
She wishes the paps would mime their own business.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
She's the reason its called HERpes....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 7:20pm.
I have yet to meet a man who hasn't cheated at least once in his life, girlfriend, wife, whatever. And if a man is going to cheat, it's going to be WITH someone.
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Damn, I feel bad for you.
Cheating doesn't necessarily have to be with someONE...it could be with a sheep, donkey, jack o'lantern, or park bench, as well. Just sayin'!
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Dlisted's a hellava drug.
"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl
haha...kinda of funny..yet I've never seen any of her movies and I still don't know why is she so famous..
Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 11:49pm.
I know she acts but is she really famous for acting ?? no, I dont think so, she does not have any big movie is sad that most people now her name because she dated Jude Law
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Submitted by yiooooooo on September 10, 2008 - 8:46pm.
the only reason she is famous is because who she sleep whit nothing else ,or theres something else she is famous for??
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You can look up a performers career on a site called the Internet Movie DataBase.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1092227/
I remember her role in Stardust - she was quite good.
the only reason she is famous is because who she sleep whit nothing else ,or theres something else she is famous for??
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 10, 2008 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 10, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Actually, she's practicing her Mime routine. She calls this "invisible bicycle". Yeah, she can't act either.
Hahaha.
She wishes the paps would mime their own business.
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Submitted by yiooooooo on September 10, 2008 - 8:25pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 11:20pm.
or maybe is because most of the times she sleeps whit man who have a girlfriend or wife and she is not really talented and she does not takes responsabily for her action
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Frankly I do not know the marital status of the people she chooses to have intercourse with. I'm not under the bed so to speak.
And whoa nellie if we're going to start labeling women who don't take responsibility for their actions and those who are deemed to be untalented as sluts... well I put it to you that perhaps it would be quicker to tell us who ISN'T a slut?
The private lives of 'stars' are very rarely of any interest to me.[1] I just want to be entertained dammit.
[1] $cientologists are one main exception - however, that being said, their choice of 'religion' is entertaining to say the least.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on September 10, 2008 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Unless using the other hand counts as cheating, I'm completely innocent of those charges.
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Yay TV!
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If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight, it's none of your business
And if she want to be a freak and sell it on the weekend, it's none of your business
-Salt N Pepa
thank goodness i'm not famous or people would get a bjork like beatdown whenever they come near me.
a WHAT? did I miss something? She never....?
I don't like people around me either. thank goodness i'm not famous or people would get a bjork like beatdown whenever they come near me. im agorophobic too so i'd probably seriously lose it. So i'm empathetic. im like chris crocker "leave, sienna aloooooone!" lol.
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
Sienna is single. She didn't do anything wrong. The only person at fault is balthazar or whatever his name is. They need to leave her alone. It's so fucking stupid.
I don't even know why people call her slutty, i haven't seen her with half as many men as the rest of the bitches in hollywood.
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"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between." - Oscar Wilde
Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 11:20pm.
or maybe is because most of the times she sleeps whit man who have a girlfriend or wife and she is not really talented and she does not takes responsabily for her action
If you are goin to be a slut do it in private dont flaunt it in front of the cameras
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 11:20pm.
Unless using the other hand counts as cheating, I'm completely innocent of those charges.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Such a fuss over an everyday occurrence.
He slept with another woman and got caught.
She slept with a married man and got caught.
This happens EVERY DAY.
I have yet to meet a man who hasn't cheated at least once in his life, girlfriend, wife, whatever. And if a man is going to cheat, it's going to be WITH someone.
People are upset because they feel that they're 'flaunting it'. Uh paps with telephoto lenses does not equal flaunting.
blah blah blbbbb blah.
Liz, eddie and debbie these people are NOT.
Submitted by yiooooooo on September 10, 2008 - 11:13pm.
Absolutely. They should just ignore her skank ass and maybe she will go away.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 10, 2008 - 11:02pm
Because is not dramatic enough thats not goin to get her any pity or attention, is in the fame whore manual first chapter the more you try to hide the more that paparazzi are goin to try to get your pic and the more dramatic the better
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Submitted by Manimal5 on September 10, 2008 - 11:00pm.
Actually, she's practicing her Mime routine. She calls this "invisible bicycle". Yeah, she can't act either.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Would Miley just hurry up and get pregnant already. Fuck, the celeb world has been dragging these days. Only a complete non-entity like Sienna could make whoring look boring.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Hello PSL!
On topic: Why the all the drama with the arms over her head? Why not just put the scarf over her mug?
I see that the move to LA is going smoothly for Sienna. She seems to have mastered the hide in a corner routine very well.
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Okay, we got her to cover her cranial cock depository, now if we just staple shut the vadge o' doom guys with unbelievably low standards will have to go back to Paris.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
It looks like Sienna definitely did not have a "Chicos kind of day".
ha fucking ha.
Hi, PSL and everyone.
angel, that kid on your You Tube link has more talent than all the Disney whores put together.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
HOT SLUT ALERT!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7APui8ggGM&
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Night ESE, and hello Mr President and Aunt Bea!
Sienna, you dug this grave.....
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If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight, it's none of your business
And if she want to be a freak and sell it on the weekend, it's none of your business
-Salt N Pepa
Cry me a river, you oozing slutbag. Seriously, I could understand it if they were gonna stone her and Jesus needed to intervene. But all they're doing is taking pictures of her fugly boy-ass ALL ALONE, and she's all, "waaaaaah, leave me awwooooonnneeeee..." like a self-focused Crocker.
She's just trying to rehab her image by pretending to be a victim, in hopes that people will go, "Oh poor her, victim of the paps!" rather than "Slut slut slutty slut."
As for Rosetta, I think she's waiting for this affair to burn itself out so her oozing slutbag of a hubby will come crawling back with fistfuls of diamonds and endless apologies. He ain't worth it, but I suspect Rosetta is holding out for cleverer reasons.
Republicans!
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
ESE! Hi and bye! Don't be a stranger in these parts, ya hear?
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Nite, ESE!
Hollywood needs to start providing Paparazzi Training.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
nice to see ya all.. been reading comments way past the time they were posted and laughing my ass off lately... gotta go!
night, all!!
OT: silly, silly fame whore
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"And where will she go, and what shall she do,
when midnight comes around.
She'll turn once more to Sunday's clown,
and cry behind the door."
I'll take a straight up media whore any day over one of these annoying "don't take pictures of me even though I am in a paparazzi infested city when I could be living anywhere " twats.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."