Diddy Owns A Jet Wing
Dumbass on a webcam alert! Diddy has taken time out from his busy schedule of moisturizng the sexy to respond to the claims that he lied about owning a private jet. While watching the video, try not to focus on his eyebrows. I made that mistake and spent most of the time obsessing about how I'd like to pluck his brows clean.
Diddy says in his vblog that his private jet is registered under the name "Ciroc Obama" and he only owns the wing. He really should have included a laugh track in this video, because the only thing I heard after his joke was the sound of my dog wet farting. Now Diddy knows how I feel.
And make sure to watch it until the end. Diddy singing "biiiiittttcheeeeeees," has put him in the same douche stratosphere as Spencer Pratt.
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Submitted by wslandry53 on September 11, 2008 - 12:12pm.
What people fail to understand is that this poser grew up in an upper middle class family! When I see him turning his thug slang off and on like a light bulb it makes me laugh to see how stupid the American public is. Only in American can you become a supper wealthy person made by the stupidity of the American dream. I love being American but as they say a fool is born every day. This nut job doesn't even play a musical instrument and probably doesn't even know how to read music. Diddy please do us all a favor and freaking shut your mouth and go away!
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he and his ghetto mother prove once again that money and the neighborhood you live in don't buy class.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
Submitted by wslandry53 on September 11, 2008 - 12:12pm.
True nuff, but a buzz kill
What people fail to understand is that this poser grew up in an upper middle class family! When I see him turning his thug slang off and on like a light bulb it makes me laugh to see how stupid the American public is. Only in American can you become a supper wealthy person made by the stupidity of the American dream. I love being American but as they say a fool is born every day. This nut job doesn't even play a musical instrument and probably doesn't even know how to read music. Diddy please do us all a favor and freaking shut your mouth and go away!
please, no more pictures of Diddy before bedtime!
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Nothing better than a thug gay
HEY DIDDY!! IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE OR DON'T HAVE.... YOU SUUUUUUCK!!
FYI: we all have WORTHWHILE jobs that matter to the world. We didn't get rich promoting CRAP 'entertainment,' thugging around, or blogging about how wonderful our piss is.
Now go back to YOUR meaningless life. BITCHEZZZ.
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RIMADYL KILLS
didn't bother with the video. i don;t need to loose time from my life with this loser. this dumbass is a joke. if anything he probably owns a 'chicken' wing. no, dumbass would probably choke on that chicken wing.
Truff be told, Poo Doody is one delusional wing-nut who belongs in the Psych-wing at Bellevue Hospital, NYC. I hear they're good at curing the crazies, ahahaha!!
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→←...When you come to a fork in the road, take it...◘•♣♣ Yogi Bera →←
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 10, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Didn't he used to be called P. Diddy?
I now christen thee Pee Doody.
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Pee Doody! Best of both worlds!
Tigerlily, that was the best song ever.
I ain't nothin' but a mouf breava
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Oh Puffy, I liked you better when you were struggling to get Bad Boy up and running back in the early 90's. What happened to you?! Ugh
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Submitted by jayray on September 11, 2008 - 4:21am
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I can't stand Diddy and the likes of them. They have zero talent, and their music has no melody or harmony. It can't be defined as music, because melody and harmony is the core definition of music. Even Led Zeppelin had a massive amount of harmony and melody, as much to the dislike of traditional muscians. I must say, however: Damn, you are a good writer, and have posted one of the most composed comments I have ever read on a blog.
I got to two "truff's" and I was out.
What would the point be in owning the wing of a jet?Shit, I'll buy him a fucking subway pass so he can save his money for when he is no longer relevant.(is he even relevant now?)
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Okay,so owning the wing of a jet is still expensive.I think he should still save his money..
I'll just go ahead&buy him a couple subway tokens,maybe that will help.
Long live Danity Kane!!
^^snicker,snicker^^
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I just watched the video, and have to ask what the big deal is. I think celebrity video blogs or blogs in general are presumptuous and self-indulgent, but in this case I believe it takes some personal integrity to put one's financial business out there for the sake of slaking controversy. I feel the man on his 'I worked hard for my wing' tip. For want of a better expression, he's keeping it real.
Incidentally, Sean Combs has more or less annoyed the piss out of me since about 2000, but the face of modern music would be completely different (I suppose for better or worse) if the Bad Boy camp had not done its thang with such progressive aplomb in the early 90's. All hail young Diddy!
Submitted by speakit on September 10, 2008 - 8:22pm.
.. one more thing Diddy, if you want to prove me wrong about your small dick send a pic to diddyhasasmallone@shrinkycock.com and I'll be happy to auction if off for jet fuel.. no really, you can trust me.
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Ah, that's funny.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.☆☆☆☆☆☆
The guy is a multi milionare and can buy one if he wants,it does not matter if he owns one or not.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
'pompus' would be an understatement.
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People are crazy and times are strange.
Submitted by Hekki on September 10, 2008 - 8:11pm.
I am very very curious as to how some people get rich and famous. When he was starting out, why didn't people just laugh at him and wave him away? Is he really talented? Is he really intelligent or shrewd?
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no he's just very good at sucking all the right higher up cock.
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Whatever happened to Barbado Slim?
The moment I wake up
Before I put on my makeup
I do a little poo for you
While combing my hair, now
And wondering what dress to wear, now
I do a little poo for you
Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart
And I will poo you
Forever, forever, we never will part
Oh, how I'll poo you
Together, together, that's how it must be
To live without poo
Would only be heartbreak for me....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by applehead on September 10, 2008 - 9:37pm.
"Is he at Cassie's apartment?"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH
Wow, he is so clever!
i was gonna play the video, but then i decided i didn't care...
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so pretty. so fat. so sad!!!
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 10, 2008 - 9:35pm.
I hope it does, too! Your avvie scares me because I wonder when you're gonna show the ugly Jonas brother. Well, ugliest.
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No worries. They never show the fug brothers. Joe is the best one they got. Makes me long for the days of Shaun Cassidy. *sigh*
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 10, 2008 - 8:35pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 10, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Me no likey stinky poo. Where is LCT?
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Like yo' DListed ass has a choice...you will take your stank poo and LIKE IT, BITCH...what the fuck up with these DListed princesses tryna pick they poo??? Aw, HELL NAW....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I ain't nothin' but a mouf breava,
but I ain't messin' wif no broke beavah
go on, sexy get down...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 10, 2008 - 9:30pm.
Me no likey stinky poo. Where is LCT?
Was that kind of.........odd?
Submitted by Aunt Bea on September 10, 2008 - 9:30pm.
I hope it does, too! Your avvie scares me because I wonder when you're gonna show the ugly Jonas brother. Well, ugliest.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Nooooooooooooooo! Not another poo/mouf breava thread! Noooooooooooo!
Ok, when I mouf breav poo, my breaf stank and all but I take care of the sexay, so it ain't all that....Y'all all still have a shot at this...if you sexy..
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 10, 2008 - 9:18pm.
Didn't he used to be called P. Diddy?
I now christen thee Pee Doody.
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I love it! I hope it catches on
Submitted by Tigerlilly on September 10, 2008 - 9:22pm.
And what does the P really stand for...maybe...oh...I don't know......Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo??????
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POO DIDDY!
DOO POODY!
POO HEAD!
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by xxyxz on September 10, 2008 - 7:51pm.
FTP ! Words to live by! I love George Lopez
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Indeed! :)
In this case, FTPDiddy.
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FTP: Fuck That Puto!
http://www.myspace.com/zoloftpony
Submitted by speakit on September 11, 2008 - 11:05am.
@sandbitch (((hugs))) thanx:)
Do you like Depeche Mode? LOVE them too. When I'm in the right mood, I switch between the two.
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Oh yes, me love me Mode Depeche.
Thank jeebus for youtube.
Submitted by Sugaroo on September 10, 2008 - 8:18pm.
Didn't he used to be called P. Diddy?
I now christen thee Pee Doody.
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And what does the P really stand for...maybe...oh...I don't know......Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo??????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Is it bad that the fact that this complete douche liking Obama makes me like Obama less?
I'm still going to vote for him, but Diddy's love for him makes him seem less amazing in my eyes.
Didn't he used to be called P. Diddy?
I now christen thee Pee Doody.
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Laissez le bon temps rouler!
Submitted by Tubereuse on September 10, 2008 - 8:12pm.
Poop Diddy
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You said poop....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
A Kanye/Diddy duet?
I ain't nothin' but a mouf breava,
but I ain't messin' wif no broke beavah
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Poop Diddy
OK, I'm a little buzzed and haven't read all the posts...did anyone else notice why the walls behind him look like he's at some cheap apartment were you can't paint the walls, therefore they are white? Threw up a couple of pictures, but uhm no, still a cheap apartment. Is he at Cassie's apartment? (is that his non-official girls name?)
@sandbitch (((hugs))) thanx:)
Do you like Depeche Mode? LOVE them too. When I'm in the right mood, I switch between the two.
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Hey I ain't trippin cuz the truth is really you don't know me- T.I.
Submitted by modianos on September 11, 2008 - 10:55am.
lmao! what a trip you should say that...the first time i heard lullaby i was having sex...i was like is that the cure?? thats kickass! dont tell me i dont know how to talk dirty :/
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And so my love, do I.
:)
For Speakit
Love Song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4SZhumbv0s&feature=related
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"Madonna looks like she smells"
Robert Smith, The Cure.
He is the biggest DUMBASS I have ever had the misfortune to watch on youtube. Please God make him stop raping our ears with his inane babble about his imaginary celebrity!!!!! No one gives a SHIT about P Diddy, Puff Daddy, etc anymore!!!
lmao! what a trip you should say that...the first time i heard lullaby i was having sex...i was like is that the cure?? thats kickass! dont tell me i dont know how to talk dirty :/
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
Submitted by speakit on September 11, 2008 - 10:46am.
@Sandbitch
I EFFIN LUV THE CURE!! I <3 Lovesong
rock it speak it rock it
The Cure is The Best music to fuck by. IMO.
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"Madonna looks like she smells"
Robert Smith, The Cure.
Friday I'm in love
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV19InMqicI&feature=related
I don't care how he flies his ass around. STFU Piddy.
@Sandbitch
I EFFIN LUV THE CURE!! I <3 Lovesong
Submitted by luckycharms on September 10, 2008 - 6:30pm.
I have been trying to figure out what kind of drug this dumbass is on and haven't been able to put a finger on it, and I think I finally have. I'ts not cocaine, he would be twitching around a lot more. It definitely isn't crack or meth, that is for sure. Would bet you almost anything it is prescription amphetamines. And it is prefectly proper to refer to jet as "his" if he is partial owner. But the problem is he refered to it as "his" with the full intent of deceiving people into thinking he had full ownership. That is the douchey-difference.
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nope...diddy is walkin on sunshine sssssssss
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeWfu6qACWU
sssssssssss
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
MY NAME IS DIDDAAYYY!
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"Madonna looks like she smells"
Robert Smith, The Cure.
Lullaby - Acoustic mix
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAxpMt8Qa00