Wednesday, September 10th 2008

Brenda Has Better Things To Do Anyway

Brenda Walsh's stay in Beverly Hills will soon come to an end. EW reports that Brenda will only do the four episodes she originally signed up for. Brenda said she's the one who chose not to do anymore episodes. Uh huh. She said: "They asked me to do a lot more. I'm in the middle of pitching a show, so I couldn't commit to more than I did." Translation: "It's getting harder and harder for me to not punch Kelly Taylor in her smug peach-face. Many hours of anger management taught me to just walk away."

And what show is Brenda pitching anyway? If it's not "The Brenda Walsh Hour Of Spectacular Beat Downs" then I'm not into it. I only like Shannen as Brenda Walsh. Actually, I take that back. She was sort of hot on that disaster called "North Shore."

Brenda may be leaving, but that homewrecking tramp Kelly Taylor is staying. She signed on to 6 more episodes on top of the 5 she's already agreed to do. Gross.

With Brenda off the show, what's the point of watching anymore? Naomi better step up her bitch game or I'm officially deleting this shit from my Tivo "to do" list. And I mean it this time! Sort of. Okay, I don't.

P.S. - Jim Walsh is totally the father of Kelly's kid.

Posted by: Michael K


silvarga's picture

Don't NOBODY better be talkin' 'bout my AnnaLingus!

She gave her all on Nip Tuck and graduated from Hott Bitch to straight up "Cunt". She had me saying
"Whoa, That bitch is fucking psychotic: I LOVE HER!!!"

It's not that she sucks as an actress and can't play a bitch, it's that this show is trying to be all "wholesome teen drama" and shit, lest they end up being another One Tree Hill...

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Yeah that Naomi girl is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaad actress. They hired people for just looks on that show, instead of looks and talent. Plus the scripts need to be edgier. Now that we have Gossip Girl, all of that afterschool hugging bonding family stuff just feels fake. and corny

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Meh, Brenda Walsh probably has better fish to fry. I watched like 10 seconds of the 90210 show and thought the acting was TERRIBLE all around. And it was a scene with Kelly and Brenda...they were decent until this one guy showed up and started to talk. It was almost as bad as watching It last night and realizing that the acting was putting me to sleep!

Your face!

Maybe she's going to put the smackdown to Tracy Morgan to get her job back hosting SCARE TACTICS!

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Submitted by Churble on September 11, 2008 - 8:01am.

They need to bring back Breaking Up for real. There is nothing like watching Brenda break up with people to brighten your day. Seriously. I'm kind of lost without it.
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on September 10, 2008 - 8:07pm.

to quote nan "shes got that aint she, one eye looking at ya, the other one looking for ya"

Holy shit. I just nearly choked laughing at this.

Have no interest in watching this shitty remake. Why get attached to a show that will be cancelled within the year.

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Churble's picture

They need to bring back Breaking Up for real. There is nothing like watching Brenda break up with people to brighten your day. Seriously. I'm kind of lost without it.

GrisslyGlamour's picture

This show is turning out to be so BORING, I´d have never believed it... 90210=literally the most boring teenagers and parents ever, SD is way to good for that mess!

TheBreakdown's picture

Quite frankly, say what you will about Shannen Doherty, but the heaux can act, and she has been in more than her share of hits during the career.

Jennie Garth?

Not so much.

She should be thanking her lucky stars Aaron Spelling ever hired her in the first place.

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Submitted by Suki on September 11, 2008 - 12:07am.

whats going on in this picture? im confused....
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brenda's tits look great

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whats going on in this picture? im confused....

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Submitted by boomsy on September 10, 2008 - 10:02pm.

Eyes? She has eyes? Sorry, I couldn't get past her boobs, actually they also look a little askew.

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I never realized how askew Shannon D.'s eyes were until now.

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They look like desperate 40-somethings dressing in 20-somethings clothes. Sad.

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Submitted by paulapoo on September 10, 2008 - 7:57pm.
Nobody's gonna watch this shit. Well maybe the first episode, so we can make fun of it.
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Amen, and when's they gonna bring in some Brenda? Bitch have some BIG titays...

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paulapoo's picture

Nobody's gonna watch this shit. Well maybe the first episode, so we can make fun of it.

SpunkyBrewster's picture

Noami is too busy crying "love me daddy" to ever be a fraction of the bitch Brenda is

Lohohater's picture

damn, i forgot about shannon's fabulous tata's...

NYAPPLES's picture

...AND for the record shannen doesnt have a wonk eye. she has 2 beautiful eyes, one just happens to be higher than the other. Paris WONKY Hilton, does however have a wonkeye, one eye is normal, and the other is always half fucking closed looking sideways.

to quote nan "shes got that aint she, one eye looking at ya, the other one looking for ya"

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

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Submitted by red_hot_kitchen on September 10, 2008 - 8:24pm.

lol i love joel. shes great on radio, just not sure people "got" her personality on tv, and her set looked bootleg and i hated her shows theme song. wouldnt be surprised come to think of it if its cancelled
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I HATE Naomi she looks like she is 40 and looks like she is part monkey!!!!!!!!!! Plus she looks like Jesse SPANNO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I keep expecting her to beak out in "I am so alive"

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Shannen ain't no fool...she knew this show would only start out good because of all the hype surrounding it. It will be cancelled by the end of September..trust! Shannen got in while the gettin was good and is now jumping ship before she sinks with this crap show.

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Submitted by NYAPPLES on September 10, 2008 - 8:13pm.

It's still on, it's called Tyra now...

Sorry. I stole that from The Soup, but I couldn't resist.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I have suspected for years that Shannen's real father is Alfred E. Neumann. Same fucked-up eyes. All she needs is for someone to knock out one of her front teefs.

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Shannen Doherty has always been a shred tactful bitch. People say she got fired from 90210. However, I am sure had she wanted to stay she would have found the way to stay, like she had for years. However she chose to left. The same thing with charmed, she just walked away. Whats interesting is that Shannen is always part of the original cast, and as soon as the shows began to suck, or looked like they were going to start going downhill, she bails. With 90210 2.0 I think she can clearly see this shit is not going to be like the original, its going to go nowhere, so why stay on a sinking ship. This way if she leaves early on, it can be looked as "the show may have thrived had Shannen stayed", but the reality is the show wuold be cancelled regardless. On a different topic, does anyone know if the Wendy Williams show got cancelled, I dont see it on morning any more and not show if it got the axe or just ran its first season and will come back.

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Submitted by Reluctant Whore on September 10, 2008 - 4:13pm.

she looked thin but not happy

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God does anyone actually enjoy watching this shit!? I tried watching the two hour pilot and I seriously fucking fell asleep!!! I was excited for this show but its so lame and such a let down...

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I actually thought she looked really thin and marketable in that show she hosted where they freaked people out. She'd really starved herself. Granted she looked thin but not happy but still - who cares. She did look thin and when she was younger she looked chubby and not hot.

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I always had a non-sexual woman crush on Shannen Doherty. It's the bitch in her that does it for me.

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Submitted by AriMarie on September 10, 2008 - 6:55pm.

Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on September 10, 2008 - 6:53pm.

Is it me, or is one of Brenda's eyes higher up on her skull than the other eye?
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Haha, Jim Walsh as the daddy!You know Ian Ziering is waiting and hoping that he will be the father!Last night Kelly said it was someone she had a past with in high school...so Ziering should just forward all his calls to cell and always have his cell charged and on him...just in case.

M.E.'s picture

I didn't watch last night. I'll watch it on DVR tonight.

Have they said anything more about who's the dad of Kelly's kid?

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Submitted by AriMarie on September 10, 2008 - 5:55pm.

Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on September 10, 2008 - 6:53pm.

Is it me, or is one of Brenda's eyes higher up on her skull than the other eye?
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She is so wonk, she could model for Picasso.

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Are you guys kidding me....Brenda is the ORIGINAL wonky!!!! :D

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Submitted by Mickey Anonymouse on September 10, 2008 - 6:53pm.

Is it me, or is one of Brenda's eyes higher up on her skull than the other eye?

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HA! I didn't even notice that. It looks like it.

angel_i's picture

Ooh, ooh - bring back Breaking up! Gah! I LOVED that show. My dark side LOVED, LOVED, LOVED that show!

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I liked North Shore.
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AriMarie's picture

I didn't even bother watching. It's never going to compare to the Old School 90210. When is Hollywood going to learn that you can remake EVERYTHING?

Someone needs to come up with something ORIGINAL for once!!!

I shall miss 90210 but once Brendas gone so am I. Unless they can bring her back.

What if shes pitching a Melrose Place update, thatd be hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is it me, or is one of Brenda's eyes higher up on her skull than the other eye?

FUCKING LAME!!!!!!!!!!

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Thats okay Shannen...i wasnt watching anyway. :P

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noooooo! It's gonna suck even harder now!

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brenda walsh is another one who uses her dick sucking skills to get jobs she has no business getting despite her horrible reputation as a complete bitch...
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