They're All Overpaid
Nicky Kidman, Jenny Garner and Tommy Girl are laughing all the way to the bank and they don't even deserve it. Forbes put out their annual list of the 10 Most Overpaid Movie Whores in Hollywood and these three topped the list.
Forbes came up with the top 10 by looking at the ho's last three major movies. They didn't count supporting roles, limited releases or movies where the ho got paid less than $5 million. They compared the whore's salary with the movie's profits (if there were any).
Not surprisingly, the box office poison queen, Nicky Kidman, was numero uno. I think she injects some of that poison into her forehead.
Here's Forbes top 10:
1 - Nicky Kidman - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $1 of gross income.
2. Jennifer Garner - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $3.60 of gross income.
3. Tommy Girl - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4 of gross income.
4. Pizza Face Diaz - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4 of gross income.
5. JLo - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.10 of gross income.
6. Jim Carrey - For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.11 of gross income.
7. Nic Cage - For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.16 of gross income.
8. Drew Barrymore - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.38 of gross income.
9. Will Ferrell - For every dollar he was paid, his movies averaged $4.67 of gross income.
10. Cate Blanchett - For every dollar she was paid, her movies averaged $4.97 of gross income.
They should have done a Most Deserving list instead. There would only be 3 bitches on that list: Marie (aka Snobby Salesperson #2) from Pretty Woman, Chuck Norris (he would end me with his cold stare if I left him out) and Otis from Milo & Otis.
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all these overpaid "actors" on this list just have amazing dick sucking skills...that's all...although, i would expect jlo and tommy to be at the very top of this list...
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Dear Hollywood:
Please explain why Nicole Kidman makes $20M a picture? Not only do her art house films (Fur, The Hours, The Human Stain, etc., etc., etc., etc.,) all bomb, so do her cheesy, formulaic "big pictures" like Bewitched, The Stepford Wives, etc., etc., etc., etc. Has any Kidman movie made any money before going oversees and to dvd?
Re: Jim Carrey. Two words: Ace Ventura - that brilliance made you enough cash to pay for all his future mistakes.
Wait. Jennifer Garner makes movies? I thought she was a seat filler at the Oscars. Although she does suspiciously sit by Ben Affleck at awards shows all the time. If she's an actress, she might be able play a part in my world famous buzzed-about movie script, "The Darker Shade Of Palin." God, I have a one "Track" mind...(pun intended)
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Jennifer Garner still makes movies?
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You know how those fake asses do it. They would say all of this while the word "cunt" sleeps under their tongue.
Ok, people on this list--take a hint and retire!
I do like the overwhelming stupidity of Will Ferrell though. Sometimes you need a dumb ass movie in your life.
They are ALL overpaid....dammit! nuff said. now wheres my beer???
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
Submitted by lara on September 10, 2008 - 5:26pm.
one look on imdb and you see this list is bullshit. for example, excepting lions for lambs tom's last movies made serious money: Mission impossible, war of the worlds..common
and wasn't cameron last week on a list about how her last movie vegas something made a lot of money.
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I think they added up all the money it took to make and promo the movie VS the "stars" on this list pay checks. If you make a movie for 100million dollars. And you only get 150 back. Its not worth making it. And that is what the Mag is saying.
Submitted by TITS on September 10, 2008 - 2:20pm.
Could we get any stupider?
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gird your loins, my friend.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
This list doesn't make sense to me. If Cate's movie made ~$5 for every dollar she made, that means the movie made 5x more than she was paid, correct? (So if she was paid $10 mill, the movie made $50). So how is Tommygirl on top if her movies only made $4???
I'm no math major so... Someone please explain this to me! It makes my head hurt. ;-;
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I'm so happy and scared to be here.
Cate is the only one who doesn't deserve to be up there. I think Lindsay Lohan should have taken her place.
Cate Blanchett doesn't belong on this list.
Geez I wonder what actually real talented actors get paid?
They're All Overpaid
Meanwhile, my son's teacher has to pay for class supplies out of her own pocket and just got a pay cut.
Anyone see anything wrong with this picture?
All these douches deserve to be called out! Except Cate she is a wonderful and beautiful actress. It's a shame she doesn't have a bigger box office draw.
Hollywood peeps please start bringing new AND talented people to the big screen! Tom Cruise is so 80's...seriously enough is enough!
Those incomes aren't only "gross" they are also insulting to the intelligence.
The good thing about this list?
Beyawnce isn't in the top 10! Yay!!
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one look on imdb and you see this list is bullshit. for example, excepting lions for lambs tom's last movies made serious money: Mission impossible, war of the worlds..common
and wasn't cameron last week on a list about how her last movie vegas something made a lot of money.
I NEVER go to the movies, so I don't feel the slightest bit responsible for this fuckery. Plus, I cannot fathom paying my hard-earned $10 to see anyone on this list, when I'd MUCH RATHER spend it on alcohol or food...yummmmmmmm :)
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
Oh I like Jim Carey too.
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All those assholes in that list suck. Except for Miz Cate Blanchet, of course
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whoops missed cate b.
was thinking of puerto rician jwits.
Do your thang... Pimp Hollywood! If these jackasses are going to keep giving them big money. With no big returns. I say take that ish for as long as they are handing it out. But it can't feel good getting called out like that.
What a sad reflection on main stream tastes.
Could we get any stupider?
JLo is one of the best paid person to appear in a motion picture? How annoying. Don't tell me she's also one of the biggest music-selling artist of pop history because I'll be depressed.
The beauty of this list is that, we viewers, have the power to change it with our cinema habits. And also that maybe the pale face and flat chest of Nicky Kidman can trigger a backlash against the horrendous fake tan +fake tits combo sported by many an aspiring starlet.
ps MK, I would also include La Pequena in your list.
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Nice pics, it's like they're all laughing directly at me. Mwa-ha-ha-ha, you work so hard for nothing loooozer! I like to think Tommy-girl is gonna get her comeuppance soon, though.
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Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.
Who in the world hires jennifer Gardner and think they will make money? I really would like to see the people that put their money together and say these are winners. Is that a write off in taxes or something when a studio doesn't make money off these supposedly bankable stars? I don't get!!
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
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Cate Blanchett can act!
EDIT! Because i was looking at Gerard Butler pics and not paying attention...
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Clarisse ~ Cate Blanchette is a great actress but doesn't bring in big box office crowds.
Stoney ~ I'm with you. About time celebutards got called out.
Why these Kidman, Pizza Face, TommyGirl and the rest of them keep getting hired is beyond me.
LMAO. I love it when celebs get called out.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Jennifer Garner??? WTF??
I am going to start cutting back on going to the movies. I don't have the money to throw away on bad films.
"Shaking in their boots, invisible bully like the gooch" Biggie Smalls
Instead of going by number statistics, they should have put Jlo on top of this List because she has no fuckin' talent!
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