I'm Sure Disney Is Already Working On It
In an interview with the Associated Press, Matt Damon doesn't hold back when talking about Sarah Palin. Matt called the Palin pick a "disaster," and that there's a good chance she will become President which is a "scary thing." Matt also doesn't understand why more people aren't talking about it. Um...does he ever go on the internet?
Matt went on to say that the whole thing is a really bad Disney movie. He said, "The hockey mom, you know, 'Oh, I'm just a hockey mom'... and she's facing down Vladimir Putin... It's totally absurd... It's a really terrifying possibility."
Come on, Matt! What do you take Disney for? It's probably already in development under the working title "President Mommy." Megan Mullally already passed on it, so they are talking to Geena Davis. I can already see the poster. Geena Davis is holding a soccer ball in front of the White House while her kids are pulling at her skirt and her husband (played by Rick Moranis) is rolls his eyes at her. Vladimir Putin can play himself. It'll be a hit!
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on September 10, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 10, 2008 - 7:56pm.
LOL! I wish - but no, just over. That happened a while ago.
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Really? I always pictured you to be around 25-28
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Yeah, well - emotionally, I'm about 14, so that makes sense....you just keep picturing away hunny;p
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Submitted by happyface on September 10, 2008 - 2:48pm.
Is nobody seeing that Palin is running based on being a woman while Obama does not run on being black?
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Seriously? I'm not even American and the only times I ever hear anything out of Obama's mouth, being black is included.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Earth to Matt Damon? Where have you been? I'm already working on the script and it's entitled "The Darker Shade of Palin." Everyone in Hollywood like already knows that. Douche!
PS. Mr. Ling in 4C might be back on board to play Levi.
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"I'll go unlock the kids and make us all breakfast." - Theodore Bagwell
I am so sick of these screaming liberals! How the hell is he suppose to know who Palin is if, he continues to lock himself inside and give interviews.
Matt, do a little homework (I promise it won't hurt) and click on the internet. Knowledge is power and God knows you could use a little!
Thank you happyface AMEN
ANd I never even liked Matt Damon but that shit is spot on............she has NO EXPERIENCE she could be the president, she hates gays she's anti choice HER HUSBAND WANTED ALASKA TO SUCEED FROM THE UNION so they could drill for oil...........I think global warming may be over exaggerated but it's to put the fear of frying in us before it's too late but it's a crime to suceed from the union we in the south learned that the hard way.
LOL MK....Disney should be paying YOU to develop...way more creative than the shit they throw together
Submitted by angel_i on September 10, 2008 - 7:56pm.
LOL! I wish - but no, just over. That happened a while ago.
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Really? I always pictured you to be around 25-28
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Submitted by The C word on September 10, 2008 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by angel_i on September 10, 2008 - 2:51pm.
I don't get it but can I add: EYETALIAN. ?
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LOL, angel! My father had a nasty habit of saying that and everytime he did, I'd come back with "Oh, they're from EYEtaly?"
Happy to report that he doesn't do that any longer.
ON Topic: The only 'hockey moms' I know are liberal and Canadian.
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LOL! Me too! One of them has taken to calling her SUV "The Bang Bus". What? She's divorced! ;p
OFF-TOPIC: I, for one, would like to thank you for your hard work there:)
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Submitted by christine the hoff on September 10, 2008 - 2:58pm.
she is one scary mo-fo, and yes, mccain getting in office is bad enough, but if he dies? OMG> she will have us praying in school, outlawing abortion and God only knows what else.
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She will ban bloops!
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Snow Im dead serious about her "former" church.
You can google all her moronic faith healing shit!
Speaking in tongues? FUCKING RED NECK!
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she is one scary mo-fo, and yes, mccain getting in office is bad enough, but if he dies? OMG> she will have us praying in school, outlawing abortion and God only knows what else.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
And I'm so sick of the GOP saying McCain "fought for us" as if he's Jesus. Being a prisoner of war does not qualify you to run the country.
And nobody mentions that John McCain has no executive experience either. Nada. Just like Obama.
And to say Obama does not have ENOUGH experience is pointing out the fact that he's a "breath of fresh air". Unlike McCain who has had plenty of experience and sat there when Bush was president and did nothing.
You cannot be old and new at the same time.
You tell 'em, Matt. Does Palin really believe dinosaurs were around four thousand years ago? GAH!
Bible humpin, snake handleing, bitch wants the world to be over run with poor ass, stupid children raising even more dumb ass babies they cant feed just because her afair having, married to a closeted snow mobile racing Mo of the Tundra self feels uncomfrotable about the big fucking baby jesus knowing that we all fuck and sin and then we die.
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Submitted by name_optional on September 10, 2008 - 2:53pm.
angel_i - my guess is that you might be under 30?
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LOL! I wish - but no, just over. That happened a while ago.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
This is what happens when doofus Kevin Costner has the "Swing Vote"!
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Matt Damon is not any actor, he is a Harvard graduate and he and Ben have always been in politices.
It is also his right just like yours to pass judgment of this Palin hoodwink they are putting on us!
Why can't these idiot actors refrain from using their celebrity status to discuss politics!? For fuck sake find some restraint and shut the hell up! Whether you like Palin or not, the last thing we need is another actor standing on his soap box thinking that his opinion actually matters to the public! Discuss your political opinion behind closed doors and within your own social circle -stop trying to brainwash the public!
I'm voting McCain/Palin for no other reason than to help fuel my Gilf fantasy of Palin and Cindy McCain having one too many white-Russians over dinner, and ending up making sweet-AARP-love in the Lincoln Bedroom. Cindy looks like she'd be the type to throw on the strap-on, and Palin looks like the kind of dity-girl who might enjoy some anal play.
Submitted by angel_i on September 10, 2008 - 2:51pm.
I don't get it but can I add: EYETALIAN. ?
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LOL, angel! My father had a nasty habit of saying that and everytime he did, I'd come back with "Oh, they're from EYEtaly?"
Happy to report that he doesn't do that any longer.
ON Topic: The only 'hockey moms' I know are liberal and Canadian.
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Forget facing Putin, I want to see her face Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. That would make for a great Tivo moment.
happyface on September 10, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Um, when someone as ridiculous as Palin can ruin and we have a retard as president already, why can't we let celebrities talk about it?
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- they are promoting her like a celeb
- she won't give interviews to the Nat'l Press corp.
- SHE IS GIVING ONE TO CHARLIE GIBSON TOMORROW, 9/11, also the same day her son ships out to EyeRack.
- she won't even answer questions from the PUBLIC while out campaigning. You know, HER FANS!
Yea, I have been watching CNN A LOT lately.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
hey betty croker is a hot slut , so dont compare that Palin woman to her
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"I'm ginna drezz mah baby in all bran namez 'n' if I can't afford it, I guess I'm ginna still it!" or "If mah baby losez its pacifier, I have three mo'!"
Matt is right on.. Who is this woman. Why is she in hiding? They can CRAM her brains with all the foreign policy they want, you don't learn that stuff in 2 weeks.
Say what you want, I'll take the dude that graduated Columbia Politica Science and Was President of Harvard Law Review - graduate Magna Cum Laude from Harvard LAW - was a Professor for 10 years in Economics, Constitutional Law and race Relations..
I can't wait for the debates. That should separate the men from the boys, or in this case girls.. :-)
this is not about a woman being President, it is abaout a woman with no background in economics, law, etc being President.
Please note that Alaska is a welfare state. People get back money from the governent every years.
Wasilla is a town of 9000, Alaska 750,000 people.. A far cry from the rest of the country.
You don't need a Masters in Political Science if you are a Mayor of a town of 9000.. Sorry but it's true!
angel_i - my guess is that you might be under 30?
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He's on the money. It's amazing how people in our country are so easily manipulated. These mindless republicans are all geared up over someone THEY DON'T KNOW!!! You know NOTHING about this woman.
She has virtually no record to follow, and what there is of a record is full of controversy. So that isn't saying much for her.
She had to go to 6, yes 6, schools to get a jounalism degree!!!! That's not the sign of an intelligent person.
HER HUSBAND BELONGS TO A SECESSION PARTY. For all of you idiots out there, that means he belonged to a group that wanted Alaska to secede from the United States...they didn't want to be part of this country AND SHE SUPPORTED THE GROUP!!!
Now she's a VP nominee???
Stop being a bunch of drones and get your facts before you vote. This woman is a joke!!!
I just love how actors and actresses think they are such "experts" on politics. I'm guessing if you were to go back and look at voting records of some of the most out-spoken actors, we'd find that most of them haven't ever voted.
They should stick to promoting their acting projects instead of trying to educate America's youth.
Submitted by Salem13 on September 10, 2008 - 7:46pm.
I maybe alone on this but, sometimes I wish celebrities would just stay out of politics.
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I agree, but at least Matt didn't outrightly say "Vote Obama" *coughrussellbrandcough*
*quickly runs outta thread before it blows up*
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Submitted by happyface on September 10, 2008 - 2:50pm.
Um, when someone as ridiculous as Palin can ruin and we have a retard as president already, why can't we let celebrities talk about it?
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Submitted by name_optional on September 10, 2008 - 2:49pm.
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I don't get it but can I add: EYETALIAN. ?
and you just reminded me of a time when this bimbo was giving a speech in a park here (apparently she demanded to be the spokesperson for her group) and she went on and on about NUCULAR SUMBARINES. That was fun:)
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He says he doesn't understand why more people aren't talking about "HOW ABSURD IT IS" not just talking about her in general, but how insane it is that this person, who happens to be a woman, with very little governmental experience of any kind could be the president of the united states. He's got a serious point, why don't people understand, why aren't they outraged that voting for the war hero means we're also agreeing to take the religious zealot hockey mom who doesn't belong there?
There are many many women who would have been a better pick than this gun loving animal killing nutjob. it's absurd and people need to stop getting swept up in a good speech and look at the facts!
Um, when someone as ridiculous as Palin can ruin and we have a retard as president already, why can't we let celebrities talk about it?
Karisma and Anderson, I didn't think I could be anymore upset by McSame ...and then he named this Betty Crocker as his VP.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Wow Matt, thanks for letting me know about this perilous situation.
You're right, nobody is talking about this. In fact, I'm not sure if anybody knows about the upcoming election. Wait, when is it again? Is Bill Clinton running?
Arsehole.
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I also think the Palin Pick is a disaster. McCain didn't want a strong woman he wanted a bimbo Bush so he found one.
What a tool. He needs to shut his hole. I'm so sick of celebtries telling me who I should vote for. They should all stick to adopting third world orphans and getting their genitals waxed.
Is nobody seeing that Palin is running based on being a woman while Obama does not run on being black?
I just fucked Matt Damon.
hwat.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
ok, I like him even more now.
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Global Warming - I do believe is a reality - but I also believe is pretty easily fixed. It just requires us to be not quite so self-indulgent. ALL OF US - especially those big ass buildings that run air-conditioning in every damn office all summer long.
That part is not easy at all.
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"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
I have NO problem with a woman being president. I DO have a problem with this jackass right wing extremist nobody being president! I love you so much Matt Damon, it is seriously painful how much. *gets on knees, unzips Matt*
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I love Michael K's demented script idea!
Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 2:44pm
Well, at my fake gay bf's, (Andi Coop), blog page yesterday, some shitwit blamed Al Gore for hyping it too much so he could make money.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
I think when he say the Putin comment he say it to say how they are making her to be this super woman
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Submitted by snowpiece on September 10, 2008 - 3:08pm.
Um, I don't think he was saying a woman can't be president, just this particular fucking idiot chipmunk soccer mom who doesn't believe in evolution...
Yes this has nothing to do with a vagina having its finger on the nuke button.
It that this particular vagina is a god damn retart who was a member of a fucking pentecostal church. You know what that means? SHES A FUCKING SNAKE HANDLER! The bitch grew up in a church that FUCKING HANDLES SNAKES!
JESUS SNKAE HANDELING MOTHER FUCKING CHRIST MAN!
Im mother fucking tired of these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane.... AND IN WASHINGTON!
Snake handlers dude. Fucking talking in tongues and faith healers and shit!
Whoooooooooooooa man! Think about that!
THAT IS SCARRY! Woooooooooooooo lawd its scarry!
ha ha ha ! shit!
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