I'm Sure Disney Is Already Working On It
In an interview with the Associated Press, Matt Damon doesn't hold back when talking about Sarah Palin. Matt called the Palin pick a "disaster," and that there's a good chance she will become President which is a "scary thing." Matt also doesn't understand why more people aren't talking about it. Um...does he ever go on the internet?
Matt went on to say that the whole thing is a really bad Disney movie. He said, "The hockey mom, you know, 'Oh, I'm just a hockey mom'... and she's facing down Vladimir Putin... It's totally absurd... It's a really terrifying possibility."
Come on, Matt! What do you take Disney for? It's probably already in development under the working title "President Mommy." Megan Mullally already passed on it, so they are talking to Geena Davis. I can already see the poster. Geena Davis is holding a soccer ball in front of the White House while her kids are pulling at her skirt and her husband (played by Rick Moranis) is rolls his eyes at her. Vladimir Putin can play himself. It'll be a hit!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 10, 2008 - 12:04pm.
Since when does somebody's profession disallow them from having a strong opinion on politics? We are all a bunch of judgmental horz here- I'm glad that someone is saying what I've been thinking.
The Palin veep thing is nothing more than a ploy to get tits to vote for tits.
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whoa there horsey. Careful now, you are talking to a CAPTION THIS WINNER. I won fair and square. Neither my tits nor anyone elses tits had anything to do with the win.
purrrr.
M.E., hellllzz yeah!
Lovecarrottop, it's okay, no matter how fucked up our world gets, you're still my favorite poo maker.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
At LCT-
It gets everyone in a tizzy because everyone loves to show how "right they are" and how everyone else's party is so "wrong". Everyone has their own opinion...Republican, Democrat, Liberal, whatever. Jeebus. I hate talking politics.
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
I fucking hate this cunt. Why is she alive? Why is she a candidate for federal office? Why do some people find this pig attractive? Poor Ann Coulter must feel very lonely right now, with the Reublican nerd boys of the country jackin' it to Battle-Axe Palin now.
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I’m like an American princess. - Paris Hilton
I have things no heiress has. I've done it all on my own. Like a hustler. - Paris Hilton
people are such hypocrites. if they say people are afraid of a black man as president, then why should they be afraid a woman is?
LCT: I think you're right, pass the BLOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
matt said pootin heh heh
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
Submitted by The C word on September 10, 2008 - 3:11pm.
They should see the goobers we get to choose from.... ;)
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Hahaha oh man, buck-toothed Harper. I laugh at him when he's on TV. He looks like a chipmunk.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by snowpiece on September 10, 2008 - 3:09pm.
LOL LCT: I think we get so worked up maybe because American's are all actually really very "patriotic" at heart and we hate to see our country going down the drain....
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I can understand that, but really, given the state of the world, every country is going down the drain thanks to a select few so really, let's just all bloop eachother and forget about it.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
If you are for - destroying the earth, denying that evolution exists, and teaching the children that, taking away the rights of american women to choose, forcing religion down peoples throats - then by all means you should vote for McCain it's ok I can move to Australia or something :-(
I miss rick moranis. Going to dig out my sctv dvds.
as much as i love seeing putin in all his bare-chested glory, his little man-puppet dmitry is totally the hotness. i'd lick his borscht any day.
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 10, 2008 - 11:11am.
he's also a harvard graduate, there's that. He's not some high school dropout bumpkin who got lucky.
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It's HAVAHD! LOL!
Submitted by GingaVitus on September 10, 2008 - 2:49pm.
What a tool. He needs to shut his hole. I'm so sick of celebtries telling me who I should vote for. They should all stick to adopting third world orphans and getting their genitals waxed.
Submitted by sillyrabbittric... on September 10, 2008 - 2:36pm.
What a jackass!!!!! If I was his wife I'd slap him around so hard he ran back to his boyfriend Ben Affleck! A woman can't be Vice President or President, that's a "scary" thought? Ummmmmmmm, these 1/2 wit celebrities backed Hilary before she lost the nomination! And trust us, Matt, it's not as scary as THREE Bourne movies!!!!!!!!
ITA!!!!I'm sick and tired of celebrities running their fuckin mouths!!!!! And if Palin trying to face down Putin is so Scary , than what the fuck is Obama!!! At least Palin could use her good looks and sleep with Putin! LOL!!! I Kid! I kid!!! Though I wouldn't put that thought past Putin, and especially ol' Hugo Chavez, he made some sexist remark like that about Condi Rice! LOL! But I'm sick of this bullshit!!! What's next, Brad and George running their mouths!!!?? And maybe someone oughta ask Matt, "What would you do to face down Putin??" What does he think is wrong with a Hockey Mom? So is he saying Hockey moms are stupid houswives who don't know anything?? I went to a hockey college, They are not dumb people, they are tough and don't take people's crap! Celebs better just shut the fuck up!!! I have really fuckin had it with celebrities think they are so fuckin important! If Obama wants to say things about Palin, fine, it's his job to do so, but Damon should shut the fuck up, Hasselcrack should shut the Fuck up, they all need to shut THE FUCK UP!!! And Maybe the Media should stop Fuckin' asking them too! They are just blowing up their already big heads! The media should stick to asking other politicians and political experts! However, on a lighter note, Guess who will be a special guest star on SNL this weekend, playing Palin!!?? Yes, you got it folks, Miss Tina Fey!!! From what I hear it is Not malicious, it just buisness as usual for SNL goofing on Politicians, Where Palin will be able to laugh at herself. Now That, I love! Celebrities, please leave the political commentary to SNL, Howard Stern, and South Park, where they just make fun of everyone and everything, without bias!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on September 10, 2008 - 3:11pm.
Submitted by Stoney on September 10, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Just how well educated is Matt Damon exactly?
Oh, and evolutionary theory is actually quite complex, and unless you are willing to dedicate substantial amounts of time to its study, then you are not going to understand it anymore than the hard-fast Creationist.
I doubt that Matt Damon has much more of an understanding of the history of the world's species than Palin.
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OMG. I think we have a genius, Maw! Not!!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on September 10, 2008 - 7:11pm.
Is he really?
I thought he was a child actor. :/
Do you know what he studied?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Submitted by angel_i on September 10, 2008 - 3:09pm.
I know, right? They're so cute like that.
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I'm suddenly glad our biggest problem up here seems to be that hockey season doesn't start soon enough.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by Stoney on September 10, 2008 - 7:08pm.
Just how well educated is Matt Damon exactly?
Oh, and evolutionary theory is actually quite complex, and unless you are willing to dedicate substantial amounts of time to its study, then you are not going to understand it anymore than the hard-fast Creationist.
I doubt that Matt Damon has much more of an understanding of the history of the world's species than Palin.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
he's also a harvard graduate, there's that. He's not some high school dropout bumpkin who got lucky.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 10, 2008 - 3:09pm.
Because every 4 years they act like they give a shit about public opinion. As soon as the election is over they start toeing the party line, where MONEY trumps all.
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So if it happens every 4 years why do people still fly off the handlebars every time? Why not just acknowledge that it will happen, there's nothing anyone can do, and let it go?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 10, 2008 - 3:07pm.
*hiding in a corner*
Why does American politics get people into such bickery tizzies?
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They should see the goobers we get to choose from.... ;)
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The long hot summer just passed me by.
Why do these Hollywood types think it's their business to spout out their political views? I certainly don't want to hear them. Hey Matt, KEEP YOUR FUCKING OPINION TO YOURSELF, ASSHOLE!!
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Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Amen, Stoney.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
I have no Job or career and I give my opinion on Scientist , theres somethings that is called freedom of speech and is one of our rights as citizen of the USA, so if he wants to give his opinion on politics he can , we all give their opinion why celebrity's can't , is not there fault a bunch of stupid people do everithing they hear people say on Tv
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LOVE CARROTTOP on September 10, 2008 - 3:07pm
There are 55 days left for these contestants to prove their worth, right now the Right Chicken Wing idiots are hiding Palin away from the press.
I'm just happy more and more people are getting involved, even though the McPalin supporters will be eating Moose Meat and Crow Pie in November.
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Submitted by Clarisse on September 10, 2008 - 3:09pm.
LCT,
*pats lap*
Come sit here. It's safe here. Three things i never discuss with strangers...politics, religion and the Great Pumpkin.
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Fanks Clarissalina. Want some hot chocolate and chocolate chip cookies? I'm asceered.
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
I want to know why Bristol's baby daddy, who's 18, hasn't been charged with statutory rape since Bristol is 17.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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LOL LCT: I think we get so worked up maybe because American's are all actually really very "patriotic" at heart and we hate to see our country going down the drain....
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Submitted by lhcg33 on September 10, 2008 - 3:06pm.
hey stock broker I can't imagine why anyone with an ounce of common sense would vote for the Obama-Biden ticket.
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Hmmm. Maybe because unlike McBush and Palin, Obama and Biden are not absolute LIARS!
I can't understand why anyone with an ounce of common sense would vote for Bush again.
Is it so wrong to have someone educated and smart run this country for once?
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 10, 2008 - 3:07pm.
*hiding in a corner*
Why does American politics get people into such bickery tizzies?
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I know, right? They're so cute like that.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on September 10, 2008 - 12:07pm.
*hiding in a corner*
Why does American politics get people into such bickery tizzies?
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For good or for ill, America is one of the most powerful nations on earth and we seem to keep selecting idiots to run it.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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LOVE CARROTTOP on September 10, 2008 - 3:07pm.
*hiding in a corner*
Why does American politics get people into such bickery tizzies?
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Because every 4 years they act like they give a shit about public opinion. As soon as the election is over they start toeing the party line, where MONEY trumps all.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
LCT,
*pats lap*
Come sit here. It's safe here. Three things i never discuss with strangers...politics, religion and the Great Pumpkin.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on September 10, 2008 - 3:04pm.
Since when does somebody's profession disallow them from having a strong opinion on politics? We are all a bunch of judgmental horz here- I'm glad that someone is saying what I've been thinking.
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That's what I was thinking - go ahead - aim a camera at just about anyone and see if it doesn't get answered.
♥ ThreadKilla!/Lean Like a Chola/She's a Lady.
"You sicken everyone! Even Michael Jackson!" overheardinnewyork
Submitted by snowpiece on September 10, 2008 - 3:06pm.
Oprah wants you to vote for Obama!
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That's because they both like purple, right?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Matt Damon has EVERY RIGHT TO SPEAK. I'd rather hear his educated opinion than my redneck retard neighbor down the street who doesn't even believe in EVOLUTION.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
_ Sarah Palin's churches are actively involved in a resurgent movement that was declared heretical by the Assemblies of God in 1949....At least three of four of Palin's churches are involved with major organizations and leaders of this movement, which is referred to as The Third Wave of the Holy Spirit or the New Apostolic Reformation. The movement is training a young "Joel's Army" to take dominion over the United States and the world....Sarah Palin was re-baptized at twelve at the Wasilla Assembly of God in Wasilla, Alaska and she attended the church from the time she was ten until 2002: over two and 1/2 decades...The Wasilla Assembly of God church is deeply involved with both Third Wave activities and theology.
* The Third Wave is a revival of the theology of the Latter Rain tent revivals of the 1950s and 1960s led by William Branham and others. It is based on the idea that in the end times there will be an outpouring of supernatural powers on a group of Christians that will take authority over the existing church and the world. The believing Christians of the world will be reorganized under the Fivefold Ministry and the church restructured under the authority of Prophets and Apostles and others anointed by God. The young generation will form "Joel's Army" to rise up and battle evil and retake the earth for God.
* The Third Wave is one of the largest movements in Dominionism, a group of theologies that promote taking "dominion" over the social and governmental functions of the U.S. and the world.
* The beliefs and manifestations of the movement include the use of 'strategic level spiritual warfare' to expel territorial demons from American and world cities. Worship includes excessive charismatic manifestations such as hundreds of people falling, 'slain in the spirit,' and congregations laughing, jerking, and shrieking uncontrollably.
AOG/Third Wave/Palin's Pastor, Ed Kalnins
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Snow, I think you just sullied the good name of Betty Crocker!
I'm completely blown away by people's embracing of this horrid woman & completely terrified she will be President when McSame kicks the bucket.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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*hiding in a corner*
Why does American politics get people into such bickery tizzies?
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Say there was a fart pay it forward... if someone paid forward an egg fart to you, would you only be able to pay forward egg farts or could you pay forward cheese farts and chinese food farts?
Matt Damon is a fine ass motherfucker, can I get some of that? I wonder if he has 8footer?
Palin wanted rape victims to pay for their kit, wow?!!?. I wonder if she is going to throw her daughter out and make her pay for all of her baby supplies, rent, child care and everything else a baby needs.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Obama, McCain, either way we're screwed.
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Hopes can always go up, tears can only come down.
and any of you bitches that were for Hillary and are now supporting this redneck loon, FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
you have no idea what the hell is going on in this world. Plus your hero, Oprah wants you to vote for Obama!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Dallas on September 10, 2008 - 3:00pm.
I am so sick of these screaming liberals! How the hell is he suppose to know who Palin is if, he continues to lock himself inside and give interviews.
- You mean like Palin is doing except she isn't giving interviews.
If she is all that, the "experienced" politician her fans claim, why won't they let her do interviews?
I'm sick of tards like you screaming "liberals" everytime Palin gets treated like a fucking POLITICIAN!
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
McSame is just trying to scoop up votes from the lefto ove r"Hillary Hardcores". Palin isn't fit to run a fucking 7-11.
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
hey stock broker I can't imagine why anyone with an ounce of common sense would vote for the Obama-Biden ticket.
"I also bring to the table an essence of ghettoness with a twist of class"
Submitted by Dallas on September 10, 2008 - 3:00pm.
I am so sick of these screaming liberals! How the hell is he suppose to know who Palin is if, he continues to lock himself inside and give interviews.
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Screaming Liberals? Where are they? I'm hopping on the next train to their town because I'm sick and tired of whiney ass fascist Republican retards.
Oh, interviews isolate you from knowledge? That must be why Palin isn't answering questions because she's too busy doing her homework.
Submitted by mnislandgirl on September 10, 2008 - 6:53pm.
LOL - right on sista!
Palin becoming President is a discontenting thought, although I'm not convinced that it us the near-apocalypse that Swami Damon has prophesised.
Regardless who becomes President, I don't believe that there will be much change in the world. We'll still have uneducated hacks riding the crest of capitalist greed and hoovering up vast personal fortunes while infinitely harder working people are broken and trodden on in their wake.
THAT is what seems the most absurd to me. Although I'm sure that Palin will be doing everything in her power to ensure that rich will continue to live their cushy life.
Ohh, I am literally BURSTING with the joys of life right now.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
Since when does somebody's profession disallow them from having a strong opinion on politics? We are all a bunch of judgmental horz here- I'm glad that someone is saying what I've been thinking.
The Palin veep thing is nothing more than a ploy to get tits to vote for tits. She is not capable of running this country when John McCain kicks the fucking bucket in a year and a half. I don't agree with Republican politics regardless, but I think that she's an extremist hidden behind a smart look and an everywoman exterior.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
christine the hoff :
Oh that's not all. When Palin was mayor, she wanted rape victims to pay for their own rape kits!!!!!!!
They passed a law against charging rape victims for their kits because of PALIN!
name_optional: LOL.
Submitted by mnislandgirl on September 10, 2008 - 2:53pm.
I just love how actors and actresses think they are such "experts" on politics. I'm guessing if you were to go back and look at voting records of some of the most out-spoken actors, we'd find that most of them haven't ever voted.
They should stick to promoting their acting projects instead of trying to educate America's youth.
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hmmmm - fair enough. Then following that logical path, I'd like to see flat earth Republicans stick to shootin' critters, finger bangin' kin after church and buying supersized bxllshit from Walmart rather than trying to "educate" MY kids that 2 naked ufcks and a talking snake might be how it all started 4,000 years ago!
Jesus H. Baldheaded Christmas!!!
"How about that supercollider y'all"