Wednesday, September 10th 2008
Who's Adam?
Kiki Dunst and the Mac Dude have reportedly been exchanging fluids for a few weeks now, but she denies it. The two bed bug-ridden mattresses have even been photographed a couple of times together, but she STILL refuse to admit it.
Harper's Bazaar (via UsWeekly) asked Kiki about her relationship with Justin Long, "I don't know him from Adam. I met him once and he and his friend were kind enough to walk me home. I've never seen him since."
Kiki has the right idea. Deny. Deny. Deny. When someone asks her about crappy performance in "Marie Antoinette," she should just respond, "That wasn't me." Or when they ask her why her flour tittay sacks hang so low, she should say, "I don't know titties from Adam."
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Just watched sunshine of the spotless mind the other night...good flick..but OMG her fangs were in full effect in that movie!! She's a terrible actress, btw.
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Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the Magic oak tree by the wobble dum dum tree in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives...
or shampoo from Adam...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
She is repulsive.
Kiki dont know showers from Adam either.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
I dont know my dentist from Adam!
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"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I did an original sin. I poked a badger with a spoon." "Say five Hail Mary's and six Hello Dolly's!"
I don't hate her...I simply couldn't care less
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
She should consider Proactiv.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I don't get why everyone hates her. I think she's more boring than anything...
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
I don't know Clearasil from Adam.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
havent they been photographged a bunch together?
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Too bad she can't deny that huge zit on her face.
oh great, now Kiki's third eye is going to be staring at me all afternoon again.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "