Mrs. Lindsay Ronson?
Is that a bull between SamRo's legs or is she just happy to see us?
The Sun reports that SamRo used her labia lickin' lips to tell a bunch of strangers that she will marry HoHan by the end of the year. While DJing at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, SamRo apparently announced: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” Pussy power!
HoHan also feels the same way about her punane pal. She talked about their matching tattoos to Marie Claire magazine: "Samantha has a bunch of stars, so I got that. I'm really happy. She's a great person. And she's a great influence on people around her."
HoHan has been doing so well lately. Why eff it all up by getting married? The only acceptable reason for a HoHan/SamRo wedding is so that White Oprah can give a drunken "mother of the bride" speech during the reception.
And if HoHan becomes Lindsay Ronson, what will I fucking call her? HoRon? It's just not the same.
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Linds is sporting a very Portia-like expression. it's all 'character research'. yeah, she'll be found naked wandering around a beet field babbling about outer space. straight back to dic
I really thought Linds was strictly dickly but I guess I was wrong. SamHo has a nice ring to it but I think Sammy is one of those old fashioned gals and will insist Linds take her name, and why wait until the end of the year? What's holding them back from taking the plunge now?
Meh. It doesn't matter if it's a male or a female or his/her specific sexual preferences... it's always the same shit. Why the "need" to get married anyway if at the end most of them will end up divorced anyway?.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
well kdraco....Lindsey is still a kid...at 22. But Sam is 30...robbing the cradle, per se.
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HoRon rhymes with Moron, so we can just call her that.
And I think PSL is right, that doesn't sound like SamRo at all. Not that I really know what she would sound like, I just know that doesn't sound like it would come from her.
I can remember seeing Lindsey on that Freaky Friday remake with Jamie Lee Curtis...and I was like...wow, this girl is really growing up to be quite pretty. Now i dont see it anymore...she looks dead in the eyes. Its almost eerily like Britney did some time back.
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they will take LiHo's name because she's more famous and that's what they are all about, so, MK you will just have to start calling her SamHo and that's perfect.
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
SamRo apparently announced: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
Yes, because a woman who does everything that she can be resemble the Western male playing a bunch of crappy records is the fulfillment of the female potential personified.
Self-absorbed twat.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
They are cute...
but marriage? they are kids
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"D-Listed is like chicks who hang out together for a long time- they start getting their periods the same day.
All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
Nova: yeah, SamRo makes my skin crawl too, ewwwwwwww
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
oh, bullshit. I highly doubt Samantha said that.
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You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you
-Carly Simon
Please. Linds will go back to the dick eventually.
Plus, 22 is FAR TOO YOUNG to get married. (I say this as someone who was divorced by 22.)
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"This isn't going to involve children or hiking, is it?"
Oh God...that is just such a gross thought. *writhing in agony*.....my skin crawls when i look at Sam...and Lindsey, who once was adorable is now just as gross to look at.
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----She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?-☆☆☆☆-------
I can see EXACTLY where her extensions are.
god i love them