Mrs. Lindsay Ronson?
Is that a bull between SamRo's legs or is she just happy to see us?
The Sun reports that SamRo used her labia lickin' lips to tell a bunch of strangers that she will marry HoHan by the end of the year. While DJing at the Chateau Marmont in Los Angeles, SamRo apparently announced: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” Pussy power!
HoHan also feels the same way about her punane pal. She talked about their matching tattoos to Marie Claire magazine: "Samantha has a bunch of stars, so I got that. I'm really happy. She's a great person. And she's a great influence on people around her."
HoHan has been doing so well lately. Why eff it all up by getting married? The only acceptable reason for a HoHan/SamRo wedding is so that White Oprah can give a drunken "mother of the bride" speech during the reception.
And if HoHan becomes Lindsay Ronson, what will I fucking call her? HoRon? It's just not the same.
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MargeAggedon hooo haaaa re the pig in lipstick, don't go there! LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I think its great! If two people are happy together, more power to them :)
I've noticed how skinny Lindsey is getting AGAIN these days....I'm sure its not from a few jaunts on the treadmill either. *sniiiiiiiiiiiif*
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Rohan works. I like it. LOL :D
Hey if they're happy they should go for it ASAP because as soon as mcstain and his pig in lipstick steal another election it will be illegal to be gay, or female and not pregnant.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
LL will come home one day to find her vibrator on the stove in a pot of boiling water
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"Shut up, you stupid bitch! If it weren't for me you'd still be slinging hash in that shithouse and f*cking your boss!"
Just call her Rohan..or would that be too Lord of the Rings for you?
I don't think an 8 year age difference qualifies as robbing the cradle. I'm 45 and my boyfriend of five years is 35. You've got to go a ways past a 10 year difference to be robbing anyone's cradle. Besides, I don't think the term applies anymore once the youngest party is past 25 anyway. 22 is too young to get married though, IMO
Submitted by Jeffro11 on September 10, 2008 - 11:06am.
2 women getting married, great, no problem with that I hope they're happy.
But this looks more like another ploy for attention than 2 people falling in love. Sooner or later LL is going to be craving some dick, especially when it comes with a movie role attached, and it'll be Sam that gest cast aside, and then god help LL. Hell hath no fury like a lesbian scorned, especially when she finally realizes she's been used to keep her 'girlfriend' in the news.
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tell us somehting we DONT know! haha!
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These 2 make me want to vomit.
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fucking Ali gets to be sis in law to my husband, cunt!
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
I just realized that I've become so accustomed to MK's "HoHan" name that I cant actually remember what Lyndsay's real last name is!!!!
OMG I must be getting old :-(
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I actually like SamRo with the darker hair...better than that nasty bleached crap with black roots. But she is looking even skinnier and sickly lately.
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Amy just wanted to say she cracked Harry's potter. That didn't make any sense, but just politely nod your head and move on....
I can smell them through my computer.
Lol at celeb cupid spam on this one. Also I call bullshit. Mostly I don't care about LL anymore because she never fucks upthese days. Next please.
You can call her HoRon Hubbard.
Submitted by xxyxz on September 11, 2008 - 12:53am.
Truly. When I was a freshman in HIGH SCHOOL a girl in my class got married. She came back the following year talking about her dee-vorce. Ah Mississippi.
On the flipside, my sister got married when she was 16. They're still together 24 years later. Granted she's a bitch, and he's too good for her, but still.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yFZQaUlcgA
Try watching this and not get emotional. Just a little.
They're a cute couple. And Michael, man -- can you cut back on the labia/vulva/etc references just a LITTLE when referring to lesbians? Sheesh.
samro is looking a little jacky-ish from roseanne in that scream sequel. psycho!
totally not channeling her inner twink in that photo.
2 females getting married? Not in my lifetime, hah, as if! Next it will be 2 men, hahahahaha!
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Uvula: "hospice" totally LOL
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
2 women getting married, great, no problem with that I hope they're happy.
But this looks more like another ploy for attention than 2 people falling in love. Sooner or later LL is going to be craving some dick, especially when it comes with a movie role attached, and it'll be Sam that gest cast aside, and then god help LL. Hell hath no fury like a lesbian scorned, especially when she finally realizes she's been used to keep her 'girlfriend' in the news.
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they become HanSon.
mmmmBOP.....
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
Ronson is looking quite hospice there. Yikes.
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She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?--☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆------------
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I'm soooo sick of hearing about these lezzies. Lindsay Lohan reminds me of the sort of bitch I would love to smack the hell out of and SamRo is just a starfucker.
they become HanSon.
they all could have passed for BelAmi Czech twinks away.
You guys are right about celebrities marrying a hell of a lot sooner than us peons.
I wonder mow much it has to do with the fact that they see themselves with their partners on magazines and websites every day.
Fame often seems to act like a magnifying glass to all of life's facets.
Of course, SamRo isn't famous and never has been so I don't think that applies here. :)
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snowpiece,
I know! I may need to watch that tonight in honor of Mr. Firth's b-day!
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I don't think Lilo ever left dick how do you explain her getting a magazine cover let alone movie/tv role?
That is sooooooooooooooooooooo gay!
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oooooooooo Clarisse! Mr Darcy!!!! I'm swooning...
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"So I've learned to go get bigger thongs just to let people know I am wearing underwear. "
Aw. Something about this warms the cold, black, gaping maw where my heart used to be...
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I think 8 years IS a long time. Sam is more experienced at life then LiLo is
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Mrs K.,
Um, never go with the fish at a gayelle wedding.
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I live in the weak and the wounded, Doc.
oops KD posted it first.
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
This should thrill Michael Lohan to no end.
So, what color will they wear?
What's the theme?
...I am aka BRADIFUL BITCH, I SWEAR!!!...
She looks like L.c in this picture!
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An 8 year difference isn't really robbing the cradle.
Get married, don't get married. I don't care.
Where is WO's speach about this gayelle wedding?
lol...Mrs K....its probs the safe choice, fer sure. lol.
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haha! True. Seems like most hollywood morons (and outside people too) see marriage as a social compromise and photo oportunity instead of a serious two-people compromise. There should be a contract saying Hollywood people should stay married for at least 10 years and if they divorce before that time, they lose 90% of their fortunes. Let's see if there is still a trend to get married to the first moron they like after that.
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I think i needs new avie today...mine looks too mad. :( brb with freshie fresher....mwuah!
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Nova--I'll go with the vegetarian option.
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Y HALO THAR. HAS U HERD TEH GUD NEWS BOUT CEILIN KAT?
Yeah, but HoRon rhymes with Moron so its got my vote
(honestly, not hatin just funnin)
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"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Lindsay will never take the name Lindsay Ronson.
Lohan is the name that brings in the dolla bills.
Or at least it used to.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume?- DivasGone
LOL ! I hope they think about it first. I don't think ANYONE should get hitched that young! I speak from experience
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To whomever said Lindsay reminds you of Portia, I've thought the same thing for a while now. They are the younger Portia and Ellen. Except Ellen is funnier than Sam, but whatever.
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Oh Mrs K...you lucky little cumquat!! I am jellus times if you get to eat their fish!! ...
lol.
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hehe.
Submitted by rotten_egg on September 10, 2008 - 8:46am.
Why the "need" to get married anyway if at the end most of them will end up divorced anyway?.
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I wonder where they are registered. I wonder if they will invite me to the wedding. I wonder what I should wear. Should have the chicken or the fish?
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true rotten-egg...these hollywood types get married for all the wrong reasons...with no thought to the future...etc. I think they should allow gays to get married...but disallow anyone in hollywood...or in the acting business anyway. lol.
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